Express delivery is a high-risk occupation

On Saturday afternoon, Xu Tao's N University basketball team competed with the B University Basketball Team for the city's basketball championship.As a roommate, Xu Mu joined the cheerleading team of the N University in the city's basketball hall without hesitation.

After the game was over, when he squeezed out of the turbulent crowd, he found that his male god was standing with one hand in his trouser pocket, standing under the ginkgo tree at the door, and making a phone call.

Feng Yuan, who dropped by to pick up someone after overtime, was wearing a white sweater with a sweetheart collar, revealing a straight and smooth collarbone. His lower body was a pair of white slacks, with black lines crossing them, forming a neat and elegant look. The grid pattern further accentuated his slender figure and his handsome appearance.

Among the girls coming and going, many of them couldn't help sneaking glances.

[The master is really attracting bees and butterflies. 】 Husband tsk tsk said loudly.

Xu Mu tapped the unicorn bead with his fingers. If you don't understand it, don't use it indiscriminately, okay?

Although it's a bit... ostentatious to put the master at the door like this.

"Okay, okay, I get it." Seeing Xu Mu, Feng Yuan immediately replied perfunctorily, then hung up the phone in his hand, "Have your roommates won?"

"We must win!" Xu Mu and You Rongyan curled their lips. He gave up half a day of business, and Qian Liang gave up the afternoon tea in the Goddess Group just to watch Xu Tao's match. If he doesn't win, the next three Within a day, Xu Tao must have been murdered by Qian Liang covering him under the bed with a stinky sock!

"Brother Wang's phone number?" Hearing Feng Yuan's familiar tone on the other end of the phone just now, the courier brother guessed that the other end of the phone is probably Wang Dashao.

"Well, complain to me about his being wronged." Feng Yuan shrugged and led Xu Mu along the sidewalk to the parking lot.

"Are you okay?"

"What's the matter, their old man asked him to keep a low profile, but he felt that he was already very low profile, so," Feng Yuan pointed to his heart, "I felt wronged."

"Maybe he is really low-key this time, the old man didn't see it?" Xu Mu tried to speak for Wang Letian.

"Believe me, the "low-key" in your brother Wang's eyes is definitely not the same as in the eyes of others." Feng Yuan rubbed his head, "When we were doing internships in our senior year, he drove a car worth millions every day. I went to work in someone else’s design company, and the watch I wore was more expensive than their manager’s. The supervisor came to talk to him, secretly hoping that he would keep a low profile in this regard, so as not to be talked about, do you know what your brother Wang said?”

Xu Mu:? ? ?

Feng Yuan curled his lips, "Young Master Wang said sincerely to others, "I'm not low-key. In order to go to work, I bought the cheapest car and watch. ""

Xu Mu: ...

Suddenly, I feel sorry for the supervisor who met Young Master Wang.

"The second is up, the second is up!" Xu Mu's heart ached for the stranger in charge before three seconds, when he was attracted by the voice from the side of the road.A few steps away, a girl in pink happily shook her phone at her companion.

"Happy, you just wait to eat dirt for the next two months!" The other party pushed the phone back mercilessly.

"Dongbao Online Shopping Festival has a [-]% discount. If I can buy this coat, I will accept it after eating soil for three months." The girl in pink swayed affectionately with her arms around her companion.

[-]% off! ! !

Xu Mu's eyes lit up, and he quickly turned on his phone to search. It turned out that Dongbao was holding a celebration event for its sixth anniversary. For [-] consecutive hours, [-] products with a [-]% discount on the original price were released every hour. , limited spike.

Xu Mu's fingers couldn't help but feel a little eager to move.

"You can buy clothes, shoes, and hats, but buying daily necessities is strictly prohibited." Feng Yuan said seriously.He heard his colleagues talk about this shopping festival. Last year, his wife killed five boxes of paper towels and piled them up on the balcony at home, and they didn't use them up for a year.Lessons learned from the past must be taken seriously.

Xu Mu: ...

As soon as Feng Yuan and Xu Mu got into the car, a call came from the design institute. The driver was answering the phone, and Xu Mu, who was sitting in the passenger seat, had to use his mobile phone to pass the time.

【Why don't you know how to drive this kind of car? 】Fuzhu, who was lying next to the perfume bottle, flicked his tail in dissatisfaction. He was still in a hurry to go home to watch the live broadcast. If the little Taoist could drive, they wouldn't be waiting here now.

The courier boy rolled his eyes helplessly. For more than two years, his daily leisure time has been kept within 10 minutes. How can he have time to learn a driver's license?

On the screen, two new topics had just been swiped to the homepage, and the reposts below were extremely jubilant.

#热门话题# It’s time to eat soil again

Gold is enough to lose, gold is enough to lose, will gold purchase fail this year?Ladies and gentlemen, the horn of Christmas sounded ahead of time, and it’s the season of buying, buying, buying, going crazy for three days, and eating dirt for three months. How are your wallets?

Forward 1: If the wallet is safe, I will not be happy;

Forward 2: If you are well, it will be a bolt from the blue;

Forward 3: What are you afraid of eating soil, eating is healthier!

Forward 4: I eat dirt, I am proud!

Repost 5: Didn't you humans eat meat before?Why do you want to grab soil from me?

Forward 6: "You humans?" So, right →_→ What species are you?

Forward 7: Youyou is a god, a god of neurosis!

……

#Hot Topic# Ancient Palace Responds to Supernatural Events

Gu Gong: The so-called supernatural events are purely fictitious.

Forward 1: Whoops, what did I see?

Forward 2: Who is the ghost?

Forwarding: 3: Explanation is to cover up, and all rumors are true.

Forward 4: Take a rest, I have lived here for more than 300 years, don't you know better than you?If there was a ghost, I would have moved!

Forward 5: Bet on a spicy stick, the right and the right are the stone lions at the gate of the Forbidden City.

Forward 6: Nonsense!I have been blocking the sea eye here for 600 years, not to mention ghosts, I have never seen a ghost.

Forward 7: Don't scare me, I am most afraid of ghosts, I have lived in one place for 500 years, do I have to move again?

……

The style of painting below all followed the 300-year-old one, and Xu Mu happily forwarded a post to join in the fun, [That is, I have been sweeping the ground here for 200 years, and I have never seen a ghost. ] "Are you a eunuch?" Feng Yuan, who finished the phone call, leaned over and took the opportunity to kiss Xu Mu's ear.

"What eunuch?" Xu Mu hurriedly covered his ears and hid away, chastity, chastity, Fuzhu is still there!

Feng Yuan stretched out his finger and tapped the screen of his mobile phone, and switched the file smoothly, "All the sweepers in the palace are eunuchs."

Xu Mu: ...

Don't you know if I'm a eunuch?

The next day, it started to rain lightly. Xu Mu finished his English class and was rushing to the subway station. The two girls in front happened to be discussing the online shopping festival again.

"Hey, this month's living expenses are all spent, and I have to eat dirt again!" The short girl lamented while hugging her friend.

"The soil in the mangosteen forest behind the school is delicious, I recommend you to eat there!"

The man who was just passing by the two girls heard their conversation, and suddenly turned around, "It's fine, why do you want to eat dirt?"

He was wearing a dark green motorcycle leather jacket and oversized sunglasses that covered half of his face on rainy days. His square chin looked very tough.

"You live in the south of the Pacific Ocean? It's so wide?" The short girl gave him a strange look, and leaned closer to her little friend.

The man's forehead and heart were wrinkled, "I live in the north of Kunlun, not in the south of the Pacific Ocean."

"..." The short girl gave him a blank look, dragged her little friend and was about to walk away quickly, when the man grabbed her arm violently, "You haven't answered me yet, why are you eating dirt?"

"Let go of me, crazy!" The short girl wanted to shake off his hand in horror, but she couldn't shake it off no matter what.

This subway station is near N University, and there are many N college students coming and going. When the short girl called, a few passing boys stopped immediately and dominated the man, "What are you doing?"

The man turned cold, "I just want to ask her something."

"Just ask, what are you doing?" the boys said righteously.

"I advise you to get out of the way." The man's tone was cold, and the whole body was overflowing with evil spirit.

Xu Mu quickly walked a few steps, stopped in front of several boys and two girls, and smiled kindly at the man, "The eating dirt she said was just a metaphor for having no money to eat, not really going to eat dirt. "

"I see." The man nodded, and the evil spirit around him dissipated immediately. He was silent for a few seconds, as if he was thinking about something, then turned and continued walking forward.

Xu Mu looked at his back and heaved a sigh of relief. Fortunately, he didn't really anger this big monster from Kunlun.Otherwise, it's up to me, I don't know if I can protect so many people behind me.

Crowd: ...

Is this man a caveman?Really just want to know the meaning of eating dirt?

Feng Yuan came back very late that day, and the head of the sect didn't enter the house until Xu Mu finished his training.

"Work overtime or go to the Public Security Bureau?" Xu Mu opened the refrigerator and took a bottle of vitamin drink and handed it to Feng Yuan.

Feng Yuan took the drink and drank half of the bottle in one gulp, "The Public Security Bureau, Zhou Ye said, in the past two days, more than a dozen people have been attacked one after another, with the same techniques, and it looks like it was done by the same monster."

"The same monster?"

"I read the information he brought. That monster is quite strange. It specially threw those who participated in the online shopping festival into the mud pit. Although no one was killed, those people were also very scared."

online shopping?

Xu Mu's mind suddenly flashed the figure of the man in the dark green jacket in the afternoon, "I encountered a situation this afternoon, which seems to be similar."

Feng Yuan raised his eyebrows, "Similar?"

"Yeah." The courier boy nodded and recounted the situation in the afternoon, "I just don't know what it is."

"Come from the north of Kunlun... eat soil..." Feng Yuan's brows were slightly folded, his lowered eyes pondered for three seconds, and the corners of his lips curled up clearly, "So it is it!"

"Did you guess who it is?" Xu Mu looked at Feng Yuan who was busy texting Zhou Ye.

"That's right, living in the north of Kunlun, I'm afraid it's the only one who likes to eat soil and is good at making mud." Feng Yuan rubbed Xu Mu's head and reminded.

"Good at making swamps... like to eat dirt?" Xu Mu blinked in confusion, and a name popped up in his mind, "You mean Xiangliu?"

Feng Yuan nodded, "That's right, those people are probably talking about eating dirt, misfortune comes out of their mouths, and Xiang Liu misunderstood."

Xu Mu: ...

Misunderstood what, misunderstood everyone grabbing soil with it?

Half a month later, when several people from 304 were having dinner in the cafeteria, Qian Liang put down the dinner plates piled up like a hill, and slapped himself on the wrist, "I agreed to lose weight, and next time I buy so much, I will chop it off." !"

Xu Mu hurriedly stopped him, "If you lose weight, lose weight, don't talk nonsense."

God knows if there are monsters in this world who like to eat their claws!