Express delivery is a high-risk occupation

The little Hades whose birthday is in the spring pesters Xu Mu for a birthday present

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Take yourself to the zoo, it seems to be full of endless curiosity and anticipation for all the playgrounds in the human world that the underworld does not have.

The courier brother only persisted for 15 seconds under the eye attack marked as "poor" by Xiao Baozi's skill, before he had to raise his hand and surrender, "Okay, okay, take you there, take you there."

In addition to the original crew in the amusement park, there was another Wu Bing.

Because he was "excluded" from the amusement park team back then, the little fox rolled his eyes at Xu Mu for a whole week.The courier boy who had learned his lesson was so busy this time that he made an appointment with Wu Bing immediately.

The types of Shanghai Zoo are far beyond the imagination of the courier boy who has only been to the zoo once in his life. It doesn’t matter what the wildlife park, marine zoo, or 3D technology zoo is, but there is even a special insect hall.He looked through the introduction and evaluation of the official website for a long time, and finally chose the most popular wildlife park.

The wild animal park not only has a relatively complete range of animals, such as flying in the sky, running on the ground, and swimming in the water, but also includes alpacas and pandas that are popular on the Internet.In addition, the most distinctive feature is that the zoo has specially opened up a large green area in the gathering area of ​​wild birds and monkeys, for tourists to have lunch and rest, and to have close contact with animals.

Xu Mu felt that it would be a good idea to take a few children and have lunch on the lawn when tired of shopping. In the spring season, it is definitely a good idea to be considerate, so he deliberately dragged Feng Yuan to the supermarket to make a big purchase the night before.

Shen Liang likes to eat seaweed strips, Zhu Chen likes to eat barbecue-flavored potato chips, little Yan Wang likes to eat corn crisps, little fox... the little fox only likes to eat chicken, so just buy chicken legs for snacks.The courier brother swept along the puffed food shelves, and threw several packets of snacks into Feng Yuan's trolley in a blink of an eye.

He pulled the front of the car and was about to go to the snack shelf at the back to help the little fox pick out vacuum-packed chicken legs, but he didn't pull it!

Xu Mu turned his head in doubt, the male god pulled the trolley and raised his chin with dissatisfaction, pointing to the shrimp crackers on the shelf.

Xu Mu: ……………

How old are you to eat this junk food!

The courier brother tentatively reached out to the small package of shrimp crackers on the shelf, and Feng Yuan's eyebrows twitched immediately.Xu Mu sighed helplessly, so he had to pick the largest package and put it in the trolley.

Only then did the male god move gracefully to keep up with the courier boy.

After that, the courier boy learned how to be good, grilled fish fillets, shredded squid and so on. Whenever Feng Yuan showed interest in his eyes, he would put them in the trolley, so as not to encounter non-violent resistance.

Beverages, snacks, bread, grilled chicken, and fruit. The courier brother picked out a cart full of everyone's tastes. Feng Yuan looked at the cart and frowned, "What did you buy for yourself?"

"Share the staple food together, I don't like snacks." Xu Mu shook his head as a matter of course, the car alone is expensive enough, he can forget it by himself.

No wonder all I touched were bones last night, how could I gain weight without eating snacks!The head lord raised his eyebrows, "Go and get two packs of dried pork and beef jerky."

Xu Mu tried to drag the trolley to the cashier in troubled waters, but Feng Yuan added without moving, "Or can I help you get it from the entrance area?"

"I'll get it myself." The courier boy quickly turned around and rushed to the shelf. There was no way, the items in the import area were at least twice as expensive!

The next day was a fine day. The blue sky was so blue that it was flamboyant, and there were a few clouds floating like cotton candy, which made people want to take a bite.

The ticket inspector tore off the six ticket coupons suspiciously, "Young man, did you buy an extra child ticket?"

That child ticket belongs to Zhu Chen, but will he be kicked out if he brings a bird into the zoo?The courier brother glanced at the fat bird who was wearing a cosplay doll in his arms, and scratched the back of his head in embarrassment, "Well, a little nephew didn't come temporarily."

Hugging Zhu Chen in one breath and dragging Xiao Yan Wang to a place more than ten meters away from the entrance, Xu Mucai heaved a guilty sigh, and looked back, Feng Yuan, Wu Bing and Shen Liang were slowly leaving the gate.

So, what the hell am I worrying about?

Xu Mu thumped his head in contempt.

They followed the flow of people entering the park to the pedestrian area and arrived at the Bird Garden first.

The tourists teased the two white peacocks with handkerchiefs, fans, gauze scarves, umbrellas and other brightly colored objects, but the two white peacocks put on indifferent faces and paced back and forth with aloofness, not intending to open their tails at all. No.There are quite a few green peacocks behind the rockery. From Xu Mu's perspective, only a few tails can be seen, and they are probably resting.

【What are they doing? 】Zhu Chen, who was wearing a blindfold, looked suspiciously at those people who were holding up messy things and swaying around.

Xu Mu touched its head, "They probably want to tease the peacocks to open their tails. It is said that bright colors can attract peacocks to open their tails to compare their beauty. It's a pity that they don't seem to have plans to open their tails now."

The little Hades next to his legs was anxiously thumping its short legs and trying to climb up the stone. It was too short and was just blocked by the Taihu stone in front of it.

Shen Liang wanted to help it, but unfortunately he was just one head taller than that stone.

Feng Yuan stretched out his hand to pick up the little Hades, and put it on his shoulders, "However, some scholars say that in this case, the peacock's tail is not a beauty, but a fright."

[It is not easy to make them open the screen. 】Zhu Chen spread his wings and violently released his monster energy.

The two white peacocks in the garden shook their heads at the same time, and the green peacocks behind the rockery all flew to the rockery, and a dozen peacocks spread their brightly colored tail feathers towards Xu Mu and the others.Not only peacocks, golden pheasants, parrots, white pheasants and other rare birds in the garden flock here, competing to spread their gorgeous feathers.

Dozens of colorful brocade feathers rise and fall one after another in the sun, and the scene is spectacular.

Xu Mu: ……………

【is it nice? 】Zhu Chen arched Xu Mu's palm coquettishly with the top of his head, with a look of begging for compliments.

【Wow! ! ! ] Little Yama's eyes widened in excitement.There was also continuous admiration from the crowd, and they rushed towards Feng Yuan and Xu Mu, watching and taking pictures.

Wu Bing raised his eyebrows in disdain, and muttered softly, "When I grow all nine tails, I will definitely be more beautiful than their tails."

When Xu Mu and the others squeezed out of the crowd, a girl was holding up her mobile phone for a live broadcast, "Seventeen peacocks and more than thirty kinds of birds spread their wings at the handsome guys next to me at the same time. Guess whose beauty they are attracted to?" conquered?"

Xu Mu: …………………

Girl, can you have a bigger brain?

What Xu Mu himself was looking forward to most was the Giant Panda House. As soon as he saw the Panda House, he couldn't help running to take a photo with the sign.

"It's a real panda! It's so cute!" Seeing the chubby black and white dumpling eating bamboo, the courier brother happily said to Feng Yuan.

Feng Yuan reached out and rubbed his head, "If you like it, just watch it for a while."

When Xiao Baozi and Zhu Chen saw him so excited, they thought it was such a beautiful thing, but it turned out to be a black and white bear with strange markings, and it looked very stupid.

【It looks so fat and ugly, what do you like about it? ] Little Hades asked incomprehensibly.

[The size is still cute, and it doesn't look like a serious bear at first glance. 】Zhu Chen makes up the knife.

"Looking too much just lowers IQ." Wu Bing twitched at a panda that fell from a tree. The little Taoist actually likes such a stupid animal!

Only Shen Liang stood by the courier brother, "I think it looks cute, but it smells a little bit smelly."

Xu Mu: ……………

Fortunately, pandas can't understand, otherwise your self-esteem will have to be poked into a sieve by you.

The white tiger was born with no ink, the giraffe was tortured to stretch its neck and mutated, the crocodile got a skin disease, and the kangaroo ran so strangely... Along the way, the bear children who turned on the poisonous tongue mode kept discussing, the whole walk Almost all the animals in the area were attacked by these words.

Xu Mu was really heartbroken for those animals. They were born with good looks, so who did they provoke?

When he saw the fox, Xu Mu was worried that Wu Bing would feel uncomfortable, but the little fox just frowned in disgust, "You look so stupid, no wonder you will be caught and raised."

Feng Yuan knew what he was worried about just by looking at his face, and whispered in his ear, "Nine-tailed fox doesn't think that he and foxes are of the same race. To it, foxes are monkeys in the eyes of humans."

Xu Mu: ……………

In this way, the biggest problem of every race is narcissism and arrogance!

After leaving the Fox Pavilion, there is a booth selling commemorative T-shirts on the side of the road. On the black and white T-shirts, various animals in the zoo are graffitied with colored lines, such as pandas, giraffes, lions, elephants, penguins, etc. There are all kinds of animals.

Shen Liang and the others immediately surrounded them. Xiao Yan Wang picked a giraffe, Shen Liang picked an elephant, Wu Bing picked a fox, Zhu Chen picked a peacock, and as for the courier brother, he naturally chose a panda pattern.In the end, all ten eyes stared at Feng Yuan, the boss must have great taste!

Feng Yuan glanced around casually, and pulled down a panda pattern, "Here comes this one."

The boss will choose pandas!Everyone else showed disappointment, only the courier boy raised his eyebrows happily, did you see that Feng Yuan also chose pandas, and the one who chooses pandas is called tasteful!

By the time we reached the lunch green space, the time was getting closer.Xu Mu hurriedly chose a place to spread tablecloths, Feng Yuan and Wu Bing set up the tent, Shen Liang obediently helped to get things out, Zhu Chen and Little Hades were busy... stealing food.

【Ah, you see, that bird looks very fat, it must be delicious when roasted. 】Little Yama squeezed a ham and cheese sandwich, stretched out his chubby finger and pointed at the leader of the flock of birds flying across the sky, drooling.

I don't know if it was an illusion, but Xu Mu felt that the bird, which was flying leisurely, suddenly panicked, and disappeared after a few swipes.

[Don't you think that group of monkeys looks more delicious? 】Zhu Chen picked up a piece of roast chicken that Xu Mu helped him tear up, but his eyes were fixed on the group of monkeys on the treetop next to him.

The two monkeys who were about to jump down to shoot and eat froze, and quickly rushed to other trees.

"I really want to know if the meat of a swan tastes the same as that of an ordinary goose." Shen Liang took a bite of his sandwich and looked at the swan seriously. lake.

Xu Mu: ……………

Eat when you're hungry, don't come up with some weird menus!

"Nothing tastes as good as chicken." After nibbling on the grilled chicken leg that Xu Mu handed him, Wu Bing opened his backpack again, and poured it out, endless chicken legs and chicken feet poured out, Tear open a chicken claw and take a bite.

The corner of Xu Mu's mouth twitched, your love for chicken is simply a lesson from heaven and earth.

Originally, I heard that monkeys and wild birds would come to grab food fiercely, and the picnic tourists were 12 vigilant.As a result, the monkeys and wild birds hurried away after just strolling around a few times. Not only did they not take anything, but they also brought a lot of bananas and wild fruits as tribute.

Those comments on the Internet turned out to be deceptive, monkeys and wild birds are not robbers, they are like angels!Tourists enjoy the fruit and think happily.

After lunch, Xu Mu and the others went to the penguin, sea lion, jellyfish and other aquatic animal museums.

Seeing those fishes and aquatic animals swimming in the giant water tank, pushing away the water waves with their tails to draw elegant lines, the courier boy couldn't help but think of the original shape of the water god vaguely seen in Han Ping's memory in his previous life, that beautiful glass The appearance of the black tail in the water must be a thousand times more dazzling than all the fish in front of you.

He couldn't help raising his eyes to look at Feng Yuan. In this life, can Feng Yuan get back that tail?

Feng Yuan lowered his head as if in agreement, his amber eyes were like a deep pool, enveloping Xu Mu.He gently kissed Xu Mu's lips, "Don't worry."

Hey, hey, this is outside!The courier brother recovered from the male god's kiss, and pushed the man away with a red face, only to find that Feng Yuan had already pinched the trick at the same time.

Stepping into the car-entry area from the pedestrian area, they boarded an off-road vehicle with fences welded to its walls.

[Why do you want to get these things in the car? 】Little Hades blinked his big black eyes, tugged at Xu Mu's sleeve, pointed at the guardrail of the car, and started another round of [-] whys mode.

"Because the beasts here are very fierce, these railings are to protect us from injury." Xu Mu patiently explained.

【ferocious? 】Zhu Chen regained his energy immediately, a wing jumped from Xu Mu's arms to the front window,【How fierce can it be? 】

The two tigers not far away looked at their car trembling, and hurriedly spread their claws and ran away.

Zhu Chen patted the railing in disappointment, 【Can I burn this thing and go out and catch a big cat for fun? 】

"No!" Xu Muyi said righteously.

"Are you sure you want to protect us and not those big cats outside?" Wu Bing looked at the tiger outside with disdain, with a porcelain-white face.

Xu Mu: ……………

Meeting you guys is a doom for the animals in the zoo!

Only Xu Mu was lying on the car window, looking out longingly, "Those tigers are so cute! I really want to take a few photos with amulets and stroke their fur."

[Go, touch your hair! 】Little Hades pushed the car door and was about to rush out, but was caught by Xu Mu's amulet and dragged back to the car, "You are not allowed to bully animals!"

[Just let us touch it, just a touch. ] Zhu Chen also flapped his wings in agreement.

Feng Yuan stopped the car and turned to look at Xu Mu, "I suggest you use a trick to let them go down and touch it now, otherwise, this zoo will definitely be haunted in the middle of the night today."

At least they are still watching right now, and let them come over by themselves at night, lawless, but it doesn't necessarily make a fuss.

Xu Mu: ……………

The courier brother sighed, and the staff in the park told him before getting on the bus, be careful not to scare the children.When those ferocious beasts meet the brats in this car, they don't know who scares the other!

Tigers, cheetahs, lions, black bears, red deer, sika deer, camels, zebras... In the end, every thing that appeared in the field of vision was "ravaged" by the children.

The sun was setting, and when their car left the car and entered the area, both carnivores and herbivores in the park were relieved with tears in their eyes, and these ancestors could be regarded as gone. , God knows what we went through!

The author has something to say:

Xu Mu [holding the T-shirt]: Brother, so you like pandas too!

Feng Yuan: It just occurred to me that we don't have couple shirts yet.