Express delivery is a high-risk occupation

Xu Mu opened the door, and saw a little guy dressed like a yellow sachet sitting on the back of the sofa with his legs crossed, holding a tablet computer and having fun.

Who else could it be if it wasn't Little Hades?

Hearing the sound of the door opening, the little guy was too busy to raise his head and said, "Xu Mu, you're back! I've been waiting for you for a long time."

The pronunciation is a human language with a perfect accent.

Zhao Yan and Fu Zhu were alright, only Xu Tang and Xu Song, who were following behind, couldn't help shivering when they saw the little Hades, and looked at the courier brother pleadingly.

Feeling the strong yin and coercion of the underworld on the little Hades, they couldn't even straighten their knees, and they had an expression of "begging to die quickly".

Xu Mu had no choice but to let them go back to the ghost money temporarily.

"This lord misses you!" Little Hades pressed his two short hands on the tablet crazily, very fast, and didn't give the masters at the door the slightest look.

Xu Mu: ……………

When you say this, please show some sincerity!

The courier brother was amazed at the speed at which Xiao Yan Wang learned human language. It has automatically switched back to the ghost language format after the next sentence. Typically, it will only be three and a half sentences. The people of Huayuan. 】

Feng Yuan nodded slightly at Xu Mu's question. When the courier brother was busy moving Sprite to Fu Zhu in the supermarket, he had already received the news.

"Master Yan Jun allowed you to come to the human world?" Xu Mu put the bag in his hand on the shoe cabinet and bent over to change his shoes.

Fu Zhu raised his head, and took everything except the drink into the kitchen in a familiar way.

Little Hades finally finished playing the game in his hand, and winked slyly at the courier brother, 【No, Daddy said that learning to speak requires a language environment. This king came to the human world to learn human language from you. 】

Xu Mu: ……………

Feng Yuan, who changed the shoes first, shook his head, rubbed Xu Mu's head, and said "I'll leave it to you" with his eyes, then turned and walked into the kitchen.Cooking is more suitable for him than the difficult task of dealing with children.

The little Hades put the tablet into his arms, happily rushed to the courier brother, and kissed him on the cheek, [This king has confirmed that tomorrow weekend is a holiday in the human world, you take this king to the human world] Play in the playground of the world... no, learn on the ground! 】

Xu Mu embraced the small sachet, resigned to his fate and said "the minister obeys the order", he was the one who agreed in the first place, besides, the little Yama's mind is so obvious that the devil would believe such a high-sounding excuse of learning human language!

If he doesn't agree, he will turn his face every minute and flood Jinshan or something!

"But, can you go outside?" Xu Mu looked suspiciously at the little guy in his arms.

Little Hades proudly held up his small chest, and patted the golden ring on his neck, [Of course. 】

Xu Mu nodded in a sudden realization. He reckoned that the golden ring had a similar function to the one lent to him by Black and White Impermanence last time, except that one could allow people to walk in the underworld, and the other could allow the little Hades to travel freely in the human world.

If you don’t check, you don’t know. If you check, you will be shocked!Xu Mu searched online and found that within the scope of Shanghai City, there are two themed amusement parks and a large-scale amusement park. In addition, two short-term amusement parks with a limited time of about two months were opened two days ago. One of the Kung Fu Panda images that have become popular recently is made of chocolate.

Xu Mu was so dazzled, he had no choice but to dig out the official websites of the five playgrounds and let Little Hades do this difficult multiple-choice question by himself.Go whichever it likes!

The courier boy himself went to the kitchen and brought out two potatoes, and helped Feng Yuan peel the potatoes.

In fact, Xu Mu's playground experience bar is only a pitiful one and a half bars.As he grew up, he had only been to a half-playground place once.

One of them was naturally played when Feng Yuan went to Hengdian last time, and the other time was when he was about eight or nine years old. He Qiang once took him and Feng Yuan's family to the zoo to play.

The small city in their hometown didn't have a special amusement park, only a lot of amusement facilities were installed in the zoo.Therefore, when you go to the zoo, you can see animals such as monkeys, peacocks, bears, pythons, and camels, as well as bumper cars, rotating coffee cups, small trains, and merry-go-round horses.

Xu Mu was most impressed by the scene where He Qiang accompanied him to play the coffee cup spinner, and he was so dizzy that he couldn't walk when he got off, and the taste of the colorful ice cream that Feng Yuan bought him.

Thinking of this, the courier brother thought about it, turned his head and said to Feng Yuan in the kitchen, "Brother, are you free tomorrow?"

Feng Yuan was rinsing the blood from the meat, when he heard this, he glanced at Xu Mu, "What's the matter?"

"I promise to take Little Hades to the playground tomorrow, shall we go together?" Xu Mu looked at him expectantly, his eyes were dark and bright.

Feng Yuan couldn't refuse the look in his pet's eyes. After nodding, he raised his eyebrows narrowly and said, "Why, you won't deliver the courier tomorrow?"

"Of course I have to deliver it. I'll get there early tomorrow. I think it will be done at ten o'clock, and then we can meet at the delivery point." Xu Mu's abacus clattered, put the peeled potatoes on the plate, and picked up another one.

"By the way, ask Shen Liang, he is also at the age when he likes playgrounds." Feng Yuan reminded that Shen Liang lived with his master since he was a child, and he was very busy with exorcism and catching ghosts when he arrived in Shanghai. If you touch the ground, you probably haven't been to an amusement park.

"Well, then I'll ask Dr. Gouer if I want to take Zhu Chen there." Dr. Gouer helped Xu Liankui take a physical examination last time, and said that he would try to give Xu Liankui a few needles to see the effect. Xu Mu I never know how to thank him.Just when he was there last time, Zhu Chen wanted to go out to play. If Dr. Gou Er agreed, he would take Zhu Chen with him.

Xu Mu threw down the half-cut potatoes in a hurry and wanted to find his mobile phone. Then he suddenly remembered that his mobile phone had already been cremated after a heroic death!

Just now, the little fox found Feng Yuan only after calling him on his cell phone.

Feng Yuan was cleaning the shrimp thread, and signaled Xu Mu to come over and take out his trouser pocket, "I have Shen Liang's number in my mobile phone, but I don't have Dr. Gou Er's. You can send a short message first and ask Zhou Ye for it."

Both Shen Liang and Zhu Chen happily said they would follow.After the courier brother made a round of phone calls, the little Hades also confirmed his goal. He pointed to the haunted house introduction page on the official website of the largest amusement park and said excitedly, 【This king is going here! 】

The chubby short hand was poking the hole where the skull's eyes were.

Xu Mu: ……………

What does it mean that you, an heir to the underworld, are so passionate about haunted houses?

Both Zhao Yan and Fu Zhu had no interest in the playground, Zhao Yan decided to stay at home and train ghost soldiers, and Fu Zhu... said he would hide in the unicorn bead and sleep.Little Hades also has two ghost pawns with him, but they will only hide in the dark for protection and will not show up under normal circumstances.

After confirming the number of people, Xu Mu directly ordered two adult tickets and three child tickets on the official website.Because he brought a child, Band-Aids, baby warmers, water bottles, and candies, he stuffed everything he could think of into his backpack.

At 10:30 on Saturday morning, Xu Mu and Feng Yuan took Shen Liang, Xiao Yan Wang and Zhu Chen to the gate of the playground.

What surprised Xu Mu the most was that Little Hades could understand what Zhu Chen said.

Under Xiao Yan Wang’s popular science, the courier boy knew that just like the human world has Mandarin, the fairy world, demon world, demon world, and underworld also have their own common languages. As the reserve successors of the underworld, the common language of the five worlds is To learn.What Zhu Chen said happened to be the lingua franca of the demon world.

[This king's human language is the worst among the five! 】Little Hades said proudly.

Xu Mu: ……………

"Brother, do you understand the lingua franca of monsters?" Xu Mu looked up at Feng Yuan.

Feng Yuan nodded, "I understand a little bit, but monsters are more complicated. The words of spirits, monsters, spirits, and monsters are not interlinked. The common language of the demon world is not very popular. On the contrary, basically all monsters can understand I understand, after being able to transform into a human form, most of the monsters have also learned to speak the human language, after a while, there may be more monsters who can speak the human language than there are monsters who can speak the common language of the demon world."

Rather than saying that Zhu Chen can speak the common language of monsters, it is better to say that the common language of monsters itself is very similar to Zhu Chen's language.Just like the Putonghua of Huaguo, it was originally established based on the language of the capital.

After picking up the ticket, the courier brother only realized it when he passed the ticket gate with Zhu Chen in his arms. Forget about the little Hades, Zhu Chen is just an egg or an egg-shaped doll in the eyes of normal people, and he doesn’t need a ticket at all!

Xu Mu hugged Zhu Chen and led the little Hades under great pressure, and tried to pass the ticket gate with a calm look against everyone's crazy eyes.

Feng Yuan and Shen Liang on the other side of the passage did not have this trouble at all. For the first time, Shen Liang changed out of the gray-blue robe and put on a light blue casual outfit with yellow stripes, which perfectly matched his small face. Standing next to Feng Yuan, one big and one small are the focus of many envious eyes.

Little Hades had already researched the playground project the night before, and as soon as he entered the door, he dragged Xu Mu towards the bumper car with a clear purpose.

Xu Mu originally wanted four cars, but the staff politely said that for safety reasons, older children can ride alone, such as Shen Liang, and the younger ones, Xiao Douding, who is as big as Little Hades, should be accompanied by adults It is good, otherwise it is easy to be dangerous.

Little Hades stared sadly at Shen Liang, who was nearly half a meter taller than him, with big black and white eyes, and pulled Xu Mu's pants, the baby also wanted to play by himself!

"It's okay, it's just late in development. In fact, it's already six years old, so it's definitely not in danger." The courier brother tried his best to negotiate with the staff.This guy is from the underworld, so there is no need to worry about safety. Seriously speaking, this kid is the most dangerous guy here!

The mothers-in-law and aunts around the guardrail all cast disapproving or worried glances and talked a lot. It really is unreliable to let young people out to take care of their children. Such a big little guy is actually allowed to play by himself!

The courier brother who became the enemy of the people: ……………

In the end, Little Hades still had to ride in the same car with Xu Mu and Zhu Chen, Shen Liang himself, and Feng Yuan automatically assumed the role of standing outside to watch the bag.

Of course, after Xiao Baozi learned how to control the bumper car and ran fiercely in the arena for 5 minutes to hit the world's invincible opponents, when Xiao Baozi dragged Xu Mu and Shen Liang to play in line again, the staff turned a blind eye Just let it play by itself.

Shen Liang obviously also likes bumper car games, Zhu Chen can't drive, he can only sit in Xu Mu's arms, bouncing back and forth excitedly.Everyone thought that the egg-shaped doll in Xu Mu's arms flew up dangerously after being hit, but only he knew that it was him jumping happily!

After the bumper cars, the second goal Xiaoyan Wang chose was the crazy roller coaster.

When they reached the door, Xu Mu and his party were stopped. The staff pointed to the blue-bottomed signboard, indicating that only those over 1.4 meters tall could ride.

Xiao Douding and Shen Liang immediately lost their faces, multiplying the height limit or something, causing the two little guys who were not enough to look up at the 1.4-meter mark to suffer [-] points of damage!

Xiao Yan Wang said angrily, height or something, it's too unfair, there is a durable force value to limit the multiplication!Kill you silly big humans in seconds!

Shen Liang had no choice but to give up, while Little Hades rolled his eyes slyly, and dragged Xu Mu into the bathroom without giving up.A moment later, the 1.4-meter-tall juvenile version of Little Hades came out.

Xu Mu: ……………

You have to work hard enough to play a roller coaster!

[Hurry up, hurry up, this king can only maintain this state for less than 10 minutes. 】Little Hades dragged the courier brother and ran back. When he came to Shen Liang, he looked down at Shen Liang triumphantly.

Shen Liang: ……………………

This time, it was Shen Liang who looked at the bag.

Xu Mu sat in the penultimate row with Zhu Chen and Xiao Yan Wang in his arms, and Feng Yuan sat behind them. This position is easier to take care of those in front.

When the roller coaster rapidly descended from the highest point, the strong sense of weightlessness made many people scream.

On the contrary, Zhu Chen liked the feeling of flying against the wind very much, and he was even happier jumping around.Unexpectedly, in the next second, the roller coaster slid into an inverted circle, and the whole car hung upside down. The jumping Zhu Chen flew out of Xu Mu's arms and fell straight to the ground!

Xu Mu:! ! !

The courier brother was in a hurry, and a light blue electric light quietly grabbed the worry-free egg, and when the roller coaster turned around, he brought it back to Xu Mu's arms without any risk.

【Fun, really fun, let me fly again! 】Zhu Chen rubbed Xu Mu's chest and smiled happily.

Xu Mu heaved a sigh of relief, and hugged Zhu Chen tightly. Damn, if I knew it, I would have brought a net bag here. I wasn't scared by the roller coaster, but I was almost scared to death by you!

Before he could catch his breath, the little Hades next to him became interested in Zhu Chen's "flying like" effect, and while the roller coaster was twisting and twisting, he also unbuckled his seat belt and was about to jump out.

Xu Mu was so startled that his heart stopped for half a beat. He quickly took out a body-fixing amulet with his right hand, and fixed the little Hades firmly on the seat.

Damn, if this brat is allowed to jump out, there will be a few more places to report to the underworld today!

Little Hades: ……………

When getting off the roller coaster, the courier boy who was physically and mentally exhausted by the bear child silently swore in his heart that he would never ride a roller coaster again in his life!

In Little Yama's target list, after the roller coaster, is the 5D theater.After eating a cheap lunch in the amusement park, the few of them walked towards the theater.

This time, there are no age and height restrictions.There are double seats and five-person seats in the theater. Shen Liang suggested that he take Xiao Yan Wang to sit in a double seat and let Feng Yuan and Xu Mu sit together. Wang still likes Xu Mu more!

In the end, they had no choice but to sit in a five-seater seat, and even Zhu Chen was allocated a seat and glasses with a ticket.

Probably because the lunch time just passed, the attendance rate of the 5D theater was only about 70.00%. Xu Mu and the others chose the third row from the bottom, but the seats behind them were all empty.

The courier guy thought that this time he could finally watch a high-tech movie in peace and enjoy the realistic 5D effect.

What he didn't expect was that because those effects were so realistic, when those cosmic monsters rushed towards him fiercely, the little guys around him with explosive combat power greeted them back with even more ferocious attacks!

An orange-red flame spewed out from the air on Zhu Chen's eggshell, and white frosty air was pushed out from the palm of Little Hades, and even Shen Liang threw out two Taoist talismans with green light reflexively.

Cold and heat overlapped, air waves rose frequently, and several extremely aggressive and lethal "weapons" smashed towards the front aggressively.

Fortunately, Xu Mu and Feng Yuan found out quickly, Feng Yuan squeezed his hands together, and the blue light flooded over, silently defusing the three attacks.

The courier brother's heart is hanging in his throat, what are you doing?Almost tore down the entire 5D theater!

Because he was worried that the little guys next to him would run away at any time, he patronized Xu Mu, who was watching them closely, and had no idea what the second half of the movie was about.

When they walked out of the theater, the audience next to them were talking excitedly. The 5D effect was amazing. They could clearly feel the airflow sweeping over their heads when the monster attacked.

Xu Mu: ……………

After the movie theater, Xiao Yan Wang pulled everyone towards the haunted house full of fighting spirit, and even Shen Liang looked eager to try.

Xu Mu sighed, it seems that this place has to go.

The haunted house is grouped, and its popularity is not as good as other projects. Many tourists selectively skip this project.In order to prevent the guy next to him from making any surprises, Xu Mu deliberately ranked last, only a few of them in a group, and set off alone.

The passage they entered was very dark, but their five senses were extremely sensitive, so it didn't have much impact.

After walking less than 30 meters, a white long-haired shadow floated by.

Shen Liang looked up, "It turned out to be a zipline!"

A staff member pretending to be a ghost: ……………

Little Hades was picking bugs all the way, looking dissatisfied at the scenery in the haunted house, 【Ah, is this a small hell for bone breaking and bone removal? The torture tools are not placed in the right place!Hmph, the Nie Jingtai doesn't look like it at all!what is this?There is no such thing in the underworld!They should be taken to the underworld to investigate some other day! 】

Xu Mu: …………………

Fortunately, only he can hear this complaint!

At the corner close to the ground, a pale hand stretched out, trying to grab the ankle of Shen Liang, who was at the front.

Shen Liang jumped over.

A staff member pretending to be a ghost: ……………

The staff did not give up and grabbed Xu Mu who was behind.

Xu Mu stopped, and sympathetically took out a warm baby from the bag and handed it to the staff lying on the ground, "Your hands are too cold, be careful of catching a cold."

A staff member pretending to be a ghost: ……………

The staff went to grab Little Hades' ankles again.

The child's ankles passed through his palm like light smoke, and then condensed into ankles, walking forward lightly.

The staff stared at his palm for two seconds, then jumped up, "Ghost!!!"

Xu Mu turned his head suspiciously, and the little Hades blinked his eyes innocently.

After going out, Xiao Baozi of the Great Demon King and the screaming crowd behind Shen Liang said that the haunted house is not scary at all, which is really disappointing!As for Zhu Chen, he lost interest and fell asleep in Xu Mu's arms halfway.

Feng Yuan received a call, and Xu Mu vaguely heard that it seemed to be from the police station.

"Is something wrong?"

"It's okay, I'll have time when I go out later." Feng Yuan said lightly, and bought ice cream for everyone on the ice cream float on the side of the road.Little Hades could only watch but not eat, and finally handed his ice cream to Shen Liang reluctantly.

The sun was setting to the west, and when Xiao Yan Wang and Shen Liang were holding Zhu Chen and running to make a merry-go-round, Xu Mu was very happy eating the grilled chicken wings that Feng Yuan bought for him. Breathtaking project!

Feng Yuan rubbed his head, "Is there anything you want to play? I'll accompany you."

Xu Mu shook his head, and Wang Tian sighed, "I'm afraid that I will have a shadow on the playground in the future."

Feng Yuan hooked the corners of his lips, leaned into his ear and said, "No, we will come alone next time."

When Xu Mu nodded, Feng Yuan's cell phone rang again, and he could vaguely hear the other party urging him to go over.

"If you have something urgent, go first." Xu Mu said worriedly.

"It's okay, but a half-friend is locked up in the police station." Feng Yuan said lightly.

The courier brother hurriedly pushed him, "Then why don't you go quickly?"

"Don't worry, Zhou Ye has already dealt with it just now." Feng Yuan raised his eyebrows with his arms crossed, "Actually, you have seen this guy before."