Express delivery is a high-risk occupation

The courier brother blinked, thinking that it must be Lou Gao (???) and the wind was strong, so he didn't hear clearly, "Can you say it again?"

[Of course,] the cow face outside the window swallowed, looking happy, 【I want a dozen fitness trainers, the ones with a bust above Dcup. 】

Xu Mu: ……………

It turns out that the underworld also has snake spirit disease!

"Goodbye." Xu Mu nodded to him politely, and closed the window neatly.

The courier brother tried his best to maintain a calm look, but the bullet screen in his heart was full of fire.

Too many slots!

What era is this, and you still want to buy and sell people?

Do you want me to burn a living person to you?

Don't have any, want a dozen?

What the hell is Dcup?

[Hey, hey, don't go! ] Niutou beat the window with the steel fork in his hand, and said anxiously, 【If the money is not enough, I can add more. 】

"Crack!" The glass window of the balcony couldn't withstand the impact of the steel fork, and a hole the size of a fist was shattered, and countless cracks spread rapidly along the glass surface.

Oops, the bull's head froze in place holding the steel fork awkwardly, it didn't take much effort, why did it break?

Xu Mu: ……………

Damn, I have to go to the glass shop to change the glass again.

The last time it was Zhao Yan's saber qi that shattered, and the last time it was Fu Zhu's horn that shattered it. Now that Fu Zhu and Zhao Yan finally stopped, a steel fork appeared!

The courier brother rubbed his forehead, it was less than a month since the last repair!

Every time the uncle in the glass shop changes the glass, he reminds him, the "glass killer", not to hit the four points on the edge of the tempered glass with sharp objects. In good conscience, he will not hit it, but if he can't stand it, there are still demons and ghosts making trouble.

It's not a mess up, it's really smashing up that human's home!Ma Mian, who was standing on the roof opposite, sighed and flew over to help.

【Sorry, I will let Ah Bang double the compensation for you. 】Ma Mian pressed Niutou's neck and bowed his head to Xu Mu to apologize together.While he was speaking, he could still hear the subtle sound of the glass window continuing to burst.

The courier boy was feeling sorry for the money for repairing the glass, when he suddenly saw another face in front of him.In the middle of the night, a bull's head and a horse's face crowded on his balcony, with cracks in the glass windows, it was really a "shocking" effect.

Wait, bull head and...horse noodles?

Xu Mu was startled, and suddenly remembered that Ye Youxun asked him to ask, "Do you know Ye Youxun?"

Ghost King, Day Tour, Night Tour, Impermanence, Bull Head, Horse Face, Leopard Tail, Bird Beak, Fish Gills, and Wasp are collectively known as the Ten Great Yin Commanders. These two people should also know Night Tour, right?Maybe they can ask them to help bring Qiao Kun's news back.

[Night parade?I saw it at Cui Pan's place the day before yesterday. 】The bull's head retracted the steel fork and was waking up with its head bowed, only the horse's face responded.But it is a little puzzled, why did this human suddenly mention the night patrol, is it to sue?

"It should be the night parade from the previous generation. His name is Qiao Kun." Xu Mu ran back to the sofa and took out an envelope from the inner pocket of his backpack.On the way back last time, he sorted out the information Qiao Kun dictated, thinking that whenever he encounters black and white impermanence or the little Yama, he can ask them to bring it to Yan Jun, and now he asks the bull head and horse face for help, the same is true.

[Qiao Kun? ] The sturdy bodies of the bull's head and the horse's face and hulking back shook together.

The night parade of the previous generation has been missing for 130 years.At that time, Lord Yan also sent many ghost messengers to search for the place where it disappeared, but found nothing.

Ma Mian quickly asked, 【Do you have any news about Qiao Kun? 】

"I saw him a few days ago. He was victimized by evil ways and his original body has died. Please let me pass the news to Yan Jun. If it is convenient, can you please take it back?" Xu Mu shook the kraft paper envelope in his hand.Helping Qiao Kun bring the news to him as soon as possible is also a matter of concern.

【certainly. 】Ma Mian nodded solemnly, slightly agitated.He followed him just because he was worried, fearing that the bull's head would bump into someone else, but he didn't expect to get the news of his predecessor Qiao Kun, who had been missing for many years, by accident.

The courier brother took the lighter and burned the envelope. Ma Mian, who got the letter, was about to drag his partner away, but Niutou held on to the window frame unwillingly, and looked at the courier brother pitifully with his round eyes, [half Is it okay to fight? 】

Xu Mu said firmly, "Not even one."

Bull Head: ……………

"Why don't I buy you a dozen paper figurines?" Xu Mu couldn't bear its gaze, and his attitude was slightly relaxed.

[I don't want knockoffs. ] Niutou slapped the window frame hard, and the glass on the window finally couldn't support it, and fell to the ground with a clatter.

Xu Mu scratched his head at the pile of debris and scratched his head, "At most, I can buy you a dozen of Dcup pectoral muscle training CDs, or 3D printing models."

If you don't send it away, the other window is also in danger.

[A dozen CDs of fitness trainers for Dcup chest muscles.After two days, it will burn to the gate of hell. 】Ma Mian picked out the previous two Ming coins from the glass slag on the ground, took out two more from his pocket and added them to it, made a decision on the shopping agent, and then dragged it away by the collar of Niutou up.

The courier for Yan Jun was delivered, and another order was received.The satisfied courier boy counted against the cold wind blowing in from the balcony. The horse noodles were quite generous, 4 yuan, plus the money for changing the glass.

On the way to the underworld, Ma Mian was gnashing his teeth and criticizing his partner, 【Grass-flavored drink, crocodile belt, new curved TV, what would you buy? What fitness trainer do you want? 】

[I want to practice fitness with them! ] Niutou said stubbornly, 【I want to train my chest muscles to Dcup. Mandrill said in the show last time that the one with the biggest chest muscles is the most handsome. 】

It has trained its figure so well that it is the most handsome man in the underworld!

This muscular cow, the horse face was annoyed by it, and I just measured it when I helped it buy clothes last week, [You don’t know that you are already an Ecup now! 】

Niutou: @@ ah?

It turns out that the achievement of Dcup has already been achieved?

After taking a shower, Feng Yuan saw his pet with crooked smiles, stuffing a few coins into the shoebox.The night wind blows in through the empty window frame, making the whole living room chilly.Zhao Yan found that the moonlight was good today, and he had already gone to the rooftop to absorb the spiritual energy.

Feng Yuan decided to throw a barrier array on the window, and walked to the sofa while wiping his hair, "Who smashed our window?"

"It wasn't intentional." Xu Mu, who had already received the compensation, hurriedly explained for Niutou, and by the way, he explained all the new order and Qiao Kun's news to Ma Mian.

"Are you planning to stuff all your things here in the future?" Feng Yuan bent down and stretched out his slender jade fingers, and picked the shoe box of his pet.

Next to the two red coconut shoes, there are gold silk jewel sachets, ambergris, bankbook, copper coins, small stone armored beasts, gold foil invitations inlaid with real diamonds, stone dominoes, rare feathers, pressed lapels, and ghost charms , Willow Leaf Dagger, etc., it is a treasure chest.

"En." The courier boy responded blankly, and it was full of his valuable assets.The two were very close, the damp water vapor from Feng Yuan's body and the refreshing smell of shower gel were continuously drilled into his nostrils, and when he looked up, he could see the flat and firm chest and abdomen of the male god through the neckline of the bathrobe. Thinking of how it feels to the touch, Xu Mu couldn't help swallowing, this is naked seduction!

Feng Yuan raised his handsome eyebrows, "If you don't mind, put it in the safe."

There are a lot of precious things in it. If you lose them, the little miser will be very distressed in the future.

"Safe?" Xu Mu blinked, still under the shock of beauty, "Where is the safe?"

Feng Yuan rubbed his head, "Come with me."

The courier brother obediently carried the shoebox and followed him to the study room, only to see Feng Yan remove the rows of books in the middle of the bookshelf, reach into the dark compartment and pull, the back panel behind the bookshelf was pulled like a sliding door Open it, revealing three safes the size of microwave ovens hidden in the wall.

Xu Mu: ……………

Mouth, it's too well hidden!

Although because the study is Feng Yuan's office, he came less frequently, but even if he came more often, he still couldn't find it!

"097152." Feng Yuan took out the key from the desk drawer and inserted it into the safe, and generously typed the password to Xu Mu, and opened the door of the safe.

The corners of Xu Mu's eyes were slightly curved. This password was the last three digits of their mobile phone numbers.

The inside of the safe is actually very empty, only two square wooden boxes and a file bag are placed.

Xu Mu knew that file bag. It contained the contract for buying a house last time, but it was the first time he had seen the box.

The bottom one is made of black lacquer with inlaid mother-of-pearl patterns, the whole body is pitch black, and the specific texture of the wood cannot be seen. The top one is made of red sandalwood with copper buckles, and the pattern of cloud bats carved between the teeth of sea water and rivers is shoveled on the ground, which looks very valuable.

Seeing Xu Mu's puzzled eyes staring at the box, Feng Yuan slightly raised the corners of his lips, "The upper box contains some gadgets collected from the demon world, and the lower box contains my seal and some account information."

account?

Xu Mu raised the corner of his eyes and looked at Feng Yuan in surprise.

"Most of my assets are here, and the password is now the same as a safe." Feng Yuan rubbed his head, "You can also put your things in it. From now on, the key will be yours to keep."

what?

Xu Mu blinked his eyes. So, from now on, the safe will be the public property of the two of us?

Decided, I will try to fill it up in the future!

The little miser looked at the empty safe and silently made great plans.

Xu Mu put down the shoe box, and ran out to bring a brocade box and a black velvet pull-out cloth bag. The box contained Tang Sancai pulse pillows, and the pull-out cloth bag contained the left-handed snails he received at the seaside last time.Carefully putting these two things into the safe, Xu Mu found two more dust-proof storage bags to hold the things in the shoebox.

Feng Yuan's eyes turned around in the pile of things, and finally stopped on the willow-leaf dagger. He pressed Xu Mu's hand, pulled out the dagger and looked carefully, "Where did this willow-leaf dagger come from?" of?"

The courier boy was busy packing other things, "You can use it as you like. The guy named Tie Ya at No. 39 Qingping Lane has no money to pay for the courier fee. He owes me 12 yuan and used it to pay off the debt."

The little guy's luck is always surprisingly good, Feng Yuan raised his eyebrows, "Tie Ya's original body is iron, and the things he made can not only cut gold and jade, but also kill evil spirits. But anyone who uses weapons, I want to ask it to help forge weapons. However, that guy has a bad temper, and Fengqianjin may not be able to get anything from him. You are good, you just took one for 12 yuan. If those monsters hear it, they will probably die of envy .”

Xu Mu: ……………

no?How valuable is this dagger?

"You can take it for self-defense in the future." Feng Yuan played with the willow-leaf dagger. It's a pity that such a good thing is stuffed in the safe.

So, from the next day, Xu Mu had another willow-leaf dagger in his backpack.

[Xiao Mu, when you come to class, help me bring four steamed buns from the North Gate Shop, two pieces of beef and two pieces of chicken juice, just two places away from the side entrance, with a signboard with white characters on a red background. 】Xu Mu just stepped into the school side door when he received a text message from Qian Liang.He had no choice but to go back and buy buns for Young Master Qian.

The location of this steamed stuffed bun shop called Beimenpu is actually very conspicuous, and it straddles two facades, so it is very easy to find.Although the line at the entrance was not as long as the line at the fried shop at the entrance of Yudai Lake, there were actually more than a dozen people in line.Most of the team are students from N University, occasionally mixed with a few old people from the faculty community.

Xu Mu smelled the steaming aroma of freshly baked steamed buns, and took out his phone to check. Fortunately, he came out early today and had enough time.

After queuing for nearly 10 minutes, it was finally his turn.

The young man selling steamed stuffed buns at the entrance of the store was fat and white, and looked very pleasing.

Xu Mu smiled at him, "Please give me two beef buns and two chicken soup buns."

The young man had just packed things for the customer in front of him, when he looked up and saw Xu Mu, he almost threw the things on the ground.

"What's wrong?" Xu Mu blinked, what kind of expression is that on your face, is the young master smiling very scary?

"No." The young man hurriedly opened the drawer to get the buns, and when he handed the buns to him, his arms were trembling with tension.

Xu Mu: ……………

what's the situation?

"How much?" Xu Mu took the bag and took out his phone to scan the QR code to pay.The new mobile phone that the seaside hotel compensated him last time has more functions than before.

"No need, my lord, I'm a little filial to you." The young man pulled out a smile that was uglier than crying, as if begging him to leave quickly.

The people behind urged him dissatisfied, so Xu Mu had to settle the accounts by himself, scanned the QR code to pay ten yuan, and left with the buns.

After walking a few steps, he couldn't help but look back. Why is this person afraid of him?

The author has something to say:

Remark 1, Niutou is also known as Ah Pong. 2 "Shen Yi Jing": There is a beast in the south, with horns and feet the size and shape of a buffalo, and its fur is as black as lacquer.Eat iron and drink water, its excrement can be used as a weapon, and its sharpness is as sharp as steel, so it is called gnawing iron.

The man's private money outside the mini episode

【Master, are you just handing over the entire small treasury? 】Seeing Xu Mu running to stuff money into the safe again, Fu Zhu on the sofa flicked his tail and typed this sentence to Feng Yuan on his tablet computer with a worried expression on his face.

The money was handed over to the little Taoist priest, and it was so difficult for him to buy a can of Sprite. It really made me sad to think about it.

"As long as he is happy." Feng Yuan calmly flipped through the magazine in his hand.

[However, it is said on TV that every man should hide some private money. If there is no small treasury, you will not be able to buy things casually in the future, nor can you secretly buy things to surprise the little Taoist. 】Fuzhu still remembers the bloody plot that made him watch it particularly exciting yesterday.

Feng Yuan raised his eyebrows looking at the words, "You even forgot my wealth in my previous life?"

Who said he has no private money?Now that he has found the three breaths, he has restored the memory of his previous life. Of course, the huge private collection in his previous life can be used as a small treasury for access at any time.

Fu Zhu was stunned, and rubbed against Feng Yuan's thigh and rolled, you are really the most wise and powerful master in the world!