[Online Game] Sword Three: Ink Dye Tsing Yi

"Ding dong!"

Gu Xiao was too lazy to move, turned over and continued to lie on his stomach.But the person who rang the doorbell was extremely patient. Gu Xiao was so annoyed that he kept pressing the doorbell for a while, so he could only support himself and struggle to get up.

"Who."

There was a reply immediately outside the door, and the voice sounded like a smile, "It's me, I brought you some medicine."

Gu Xiao couldn't help leaning on him, turned around and left.When he arrived in the living room, he vaguely heard what the person outside the door seemed to say again. He was disturbed to hear it. He lay down on the sofa, picked up a cushion and pressed it on his head, and couldn't help but cursed again.After a while, the door was finally quiet, but a message popped up on the phone, which was actually the guy's message on Blued.

[Mo Ran: The wound medicine is at the door, I won't bother you in the future, don't worry. 】

Gu Xiao frowned, threw the phone aside irritably and lay on the ground for a while, and then, not knowing what happened to him, he stood up reluctantly and opened the door, then kicked in the medicine at the door, and squatted He stared at the plastic bag on the ground.

There is something really wrong with this person. How can a big manager show so much hospitality to me?He can't get anyone, why is he pestering me?

Also, what kind of stuff are you buying here? Who knows how to use a bunch of foreign words?

Gu Xiao picked it up casually, and found that there were instructions carefully pasted on the outside of each bottle, such as "Apply this once in the morning and evening, and massage after applying it", "Take this in the morning, noon and evening, three times a time." "Wrap this around your waist when you are sitting, it can relieve pain"... In short, how caring and caring should be, Gu Xiao finished reading with a dark face, struggled for a long time with a tube of plaster in his fingers, and finally Pulled off the cap, squeezed out viciously and applied a little on the lower back.

It hurts so much, it's not for nothing, why can't you make it up with yourself.

Cut, don't bother me after the delivery is over, do you really think you are a saint?Crazy, who cares about you bothering me!

After Gu Xiao complained annoyedly, after applying the ointment and taking the pills, he stood up and sat at the computer desk with difficulty.The obstacles encountered in finding a job can be written into a history of blood and tears. His job is either extremely dangerous, or it is a drudgery that does not require identity checks at all. He is actually used to crawling in a pile of mud, but Suffering so much and suffering so much pain, life still hasn't improved at all, still being despised and trampled by others, with no ray of hope in sight.

The only person who was willing to reach out to him was just trying to pull him from a quagmire into a deeper black hole. If he really agreed to that "deal", he would be really dirty to the bottom and could never go back.

"Tsing Yi, Tsing Yi, you're online!" As soon as I logged into YY, I heard Li Mo's cheap voice, "My gang's recruiting advertisement has been written! Just log in to your Tieba account and post it! "

"You are already level 11 on the post bar, use your hair." Gu Xiao casually accepted the file from the other party.

"Are you kidding me! Posting with my Li Mo ID is not courting death if Ge Zhen sees it! I want to be quiet! Secretly! Develop this gang secretly!"

Gu Xiao didn't bother to talk to him, and when he clicked on the file and saw the advertisement for recruiting, he felt a bit of a pain in the ass——

"I'm looking up~on top of ten thousand streams~how many players are flying freely~~it's no help now~don't be sad anymore~I want to meet you again in the grandeur~~life has been drawn! The tide ebbs and flows! There is The place of true love ~ is heaven ~~! Yoyo! The villain’s new gang [Use true emotions to transform the alliance] Passionately accept people! Let us live a chic and unrestrained life as companions in the world of mortals! Ride horses and share the fragrance of basic love! Let our bodies Let the blood of the brave flow! Let our souls accept the baptism of battle! Let us use our true feelings! Let’s influence the noble compatriots on the opposite side! What are you waiting for! Come and join us! Harry! Luah!!”

I actually sang it unconsciously, damn it...

Gu Xiao, "...Did you fucking not take your medicine?"

"What's the matter! Let's just say you sang or not! Do you have a special sense of rhythm, how exciting!"

"Hey, sister, use your true feelings, use your ass true feelings, if I hit you with the arrogance of the opposite party!" Gu Xiao was so annoyed that his brain hurts, and he wanted to use Two-dimensional to prepare for a big career. Serious people, how can you happily thrive after finding such a pig teammate?

"It's fine to use my post bar account to recruit people, and the advertisements are free." Gu Xiao logged into Baidu with a blank face, and opened the exclusive post bar on his own server.

"Hey? Don't! I've been thinking about it all day, so don't use it!"

"Use my account to post, use advertisement words, choose one yourself."

"...Hey, brother Tsing Yi, you are bullying others."

"speak English."

"QAQ"

Gu Xiao casually opened a post, the content was extremely concise and to the point, with the words "Extreme Sword Tsing Yi" in big shiny characters, even if the text was a piece of shit, people would buy it, and sure enough, within 5 minutes, the post was turned over immediately Two pages, the onlookers were extremely gossip, and it was extremely lively.

Title: [Wicked people build a new gang to accept people, only accept elites, no parallel imports]

Content: I am the leader of the guild. I mainly develop the arena and the field. I feel that I want to sign up in the game where I feel sharp. The guild has no territory, no benefits, and nothing. If you want to start developing with me, come here. If you are too lazy, don’t come.

Posted by: Absolute Sword Tsing Yi

Floor 1: Fuck the absolute sword!sofa!

Floor 2: Fuck the absolute sword!Eat melons in the front row and move the bench to sell melons!

Floor 3: Fuck the absolute sword!What is this for?Gang of villains? !God, aren't you magnificent!

Floor 4: Fuck the absolute sword!Are you going to be a villain? !Is it finally time to fight Ge Zhen?

Floor 5: Fuck the absolute sword!Upstairs do you seem to be scattered?The two of them broke up a long time ago, Jue Jian is going to officially start a war!

Floor 6: Yay, Absolute Sword Grasshopper, isn’t this the Absolute Sword Grasshopper!People want to join the gang!She is an F-class cup with ten breasts~~~

7th floor: Fuck the absolute sword!Those who break the formation upstairs and commit riots will die!

…………

"Hehe, the sword is indeed not old, so it's powerful!" Li Mo smiled wildly, "Wait for me to create a post and reply to the trumpet!"

Gu Xiao's brain trembled, and he hurriedly stopped, "Don't..."

But it was too late to stop, the other party started to have fun as soon as they entered the carriage, so that Gu Xiao received ridicule from all directions as soon as he played the game.

"Ahahahaha, Great God, I heard that your gang will call 'Use true emotion to transform the Haoqi League?'"

"Stupid, why don't you use chrysanthemums to store Lao Xie?"

"Jue Jian, you must have been hacked, right? It must be!"

"Jianjian, so you are so good~ I thought you were a flower of Gaoling, but your heart is so boring~"

"Hahahahahahaha, the recruitment advertisement on your world channel is too crazy hahaha!"

Gu Xiao hurriedly glanced at the world, and saw that the bitch "Your uncle" still sent out the string of crazy advertisements. Most of the people took off their clothes and knelt in front of him, looking up at a certain long and stiff face, and expressed their intention to use their true emotions to convert him.

"I'm... stupid!" Gu Xiao put on the headset and yelled unbearably, "Stop it! Don't be ashamed, you!"

Li Mo was laughing wildly over there, the quacking laughter was really sick, when the two of them were laughing maniacally and the other was crazy, a blue vest suddenly popped up on the channel, and then the small green light in front of the vest Suddenly it flashed.

Li Mo's laughter stopped immediately, and he shouted excitedly, "Master?! Can you talk now?"

Gu Xiao also looked at the vest, and it turned out to be Li Mo's master, the girl Wanhua whose name collided with his name.

"Hey? Master, talk! I just saw your Mike's light turned on! Don't be shy!"

YY was instantly quiet for two seconds, and then, an extremely clear and soft male voice sounded slowly.

"Well... good evening, brother disciple (^_^)"

The author has something to say: After reading a comment from a relative, I think it is necessary to explain it!I first wanted to write this article three years ago, because most of it was an adaptation of a real story. I couldn’t help but want to start writing after listening to the great god friend, but it was because the two real prototypes actually got BE points!hand!up!So this baby was not happy, so he was cheated, and then some time ago, I heard that they got back together again!And it's also drunk to stick together and abuse dogs every day, so Xiao decided to continue masturbating!

Then... the originally silly and sweet pet text will be abused in the later stage of life, but the ending of the pet is still HE, so don't worry about chasing it!