Master loves to eat soft rice

The moment Xiao Ren was pulled into the punishment system, he thought that fortunately the storage ring was still on Xu Jie's body, and it could be regarded as leaving a little golden finger for his apprentice.After entering the penalty system with a "beep", he just wanted to beep the dog.

His face was trampled in the mud by a foot, Xiao Ren just subconsciously wanted to raise his eyes to look at Xu Jie, and that foot crushed his face hard.

"Please? Please, I'll let you die!" Xu Jie said.

It is obviously a person, but the tone and timbre have changed a little, but it feels completely different. Compared with this, the outside is a small cabbage!

Xiao Ren was a little scared: "System, I request a timeout."

The system ignored him.

Suddenly, countless strands of five-color spiritual power composed of gold, gray, transparent, red, and yellow appeared in the air. They were like living thin nematodes, and they burrowed straight into Xiao Ren's body.

"Fuck!" It hurts!

Xiao Ren felt that someone was sticking needles into his internal organs, and the dense pain made his whole body start to tremble. Before Xiao Ren could find his sanity from the pain, suddenly a huge tearing force hit him, wanting to forcefully broke his limbs.

Xiao Ren was heartbroken and shouted a life-saving slogan: "I found the bug!"

The force pulling him suddenly loosened, and Xiao Ren's body supported by spiritual power hit the ground with a "bang", and he lost any strength to struggle.

It hurts, it hurts too much.

This taste was uncomfortable, Xiao Ren felt a weight in his heart, and his eyes were red from the discomfort.

After resting for a long time, Xiao Ren gritted his teeth and sat up, his clothes were already wet, Xiao Ren couldn't lift his hands to wipe his sweat, but he looked up at Xu Jie who was dressed in black.Compared with when he was young, this Xu Jie looked much more mature and handsome, but his eyes were as dark as ghosts.

"What's a bug?" the system urged.

Xiao Ren withdrew his gaze, and reluctantly wiped the bloody mouth: "Xu Jie and I are now masters and apprentices. If I can't stop Shan Mingzi from telling everything later, and Xu Jie knows that I am the mastermind behind everything, how can he kill me?"

"How to kill?" The system pondered for a while: "After dismembering the five spirits, save the corpse for stew?"

Xiao Ren: ...Good idea.

"Damn it, can't you just think that he is reluctant to kill me, and the plot has changed?"

Xiao Ren didn't know if what he said made sense, anyway, the system was silent for a longer time this time.After some calculations, it finally gave Xiao Ren a response: "Character ooc is not considered a loophole, and the system will automatically repair the plot. Remind the player, you still have 3 minutes to answer, if you can't give a reasonable answer within 3 minutes If there are any loopholes, the system will continue to execute the five-spirit dismemberment scenario.”

Xiao Ren hummed.

He subconsciously looked at the dark Xu Jie, the pain just now was so intense that he didn't even have the courage to face this big devil.It's all his fault that he doesn't take wearing books seriously. If he was more cautious, how could he have such an oolong?Xiao Ren regretted thinking about his journey through the book this month, from waking up to leaving the Forbidden Valley, then meeting Xu Jie in front of the wonton stall, and then Xu Jie and the two came to the Void Gate.

Where is the loophole?apprenticeship?Phantom Spirit Sword?

"Yes!" Xiao Ren's eyes lit up: "I found a shocking bug."

system:? ? ?

Xiao Ren proudly glanced at the "wooden man" demon king Xu Jie: "In this world, we cultivators can't feel hungry, but at the same time we can't feel full. According to this loophole, I can find 10 cultivators who can eat all the food. Finish eating." Then this world becomes a doomsday novel.

Of course, his loopholes are one thing in theory, but the practice is quite different.Because although a cultivator doesn't feel hungry, if he really wants to eat up the world, let alone how long it will take, even his cheeks can't stand the intensity of the work.After Xiao Ren finished speaking, he glanced at Demon King Xu Jie with a guilty conscience, waiting for the system to respond.

This time, the system was obviously confused, it calculated for a long time, until Xiao Ren dozed off, and then suddenly jumped out happily.

"Congratulations to the player! Successfully found a system loophole, and won the title of <Vulnerability Expert> and 666 contribution points."

Xiao Ren almost cried, he finally didn't have to be dismembered, "I'm applying to check my profile."

The system agreed, and immediately gave a long list of values. Xiao Ren looked at it. In addition to his current spiritual power value, as well as basic values ​​such as health, height, and weight, his current cumulative contribution value is 166 points. 500, the system rewards 100 spiritual power.

System reminder: Do players need to return to the book world immediately?

Xiao Ren shook his head, Jin all came in anyway, and he was not in a hurry to go out for a while.The most important thing for him now is to play with the system so as not to be tricked again next time.

Needless to say, the contribution degree can be rewarded, but what can this favorability degree do?Holding his cheeks, Xiao Ren began to bargain with the system: "What can goodwill do?"

System: "Currently the most useful thing for you is to exchange spiritual power points. A point of favorability can be exchanged for one hundred spiritual power points, and one point of spiritual power is equal to the spiritual power value that a foundation-builder can use at one time."

That's it... Xiao Ren made some calculations, and immediately became Sparta.

Before, he thought he was a mobile battery, now, he has become a mobile dam√

"Isn't this too heaven-defying?" Xiao Ren didn't understand at all, he swiped the favorability of the protagonist and found a distracted cultivator: "I want to report the loophole!"

System: According to the three principles of this book, the protagonist's golden finger is not considered a loophole no matter how defiant it is.

"..." Well, Xiao Ren was convinced: "The favorability can be exchanged for other things?"

"What do you want?"

Xiao Ren said loudly: "I want the original work!"

"Ah?" The system was a little confused: "Sorry, let me confirm, haven't the original players read it?"

I have seen it, but Xiao Ren can’t remember whether the Qin Dynasty was established in 221 BC or 22b after one month of graduation. How could he still remember these ups and downs in the early stage?

"This system reminds players that 500 favorability points may play a decisive role in the following plots. Are you sure you want to exchange for an original book that can be viewed anytime, anywhere?"

"determine."

Xiao Ren quickly studied the plot in the small black room.

Seeing that Feng Xueming knew Xu Jie because of Mr. Liang Zhong, Xiao Ren wept silently.

Call you stupid die, hang up!

After reflecting on himself, Xiao Mo continued to read.According to the original novel, the plot of the Void House is like this: Xu Jie and the cannon fodder Li Chang fell in love with each other at first sight. Although Xu Jie was released from the dungeon later, Li Chang made trouble for him. Friction rubs rubs rubs, and things escalate.Three months later, the Void Sect held a grand worship ceremony as a traditional cult. Li Chang planned to kill Xu Jie and pushed him into the forbidden Illusory Spirit Palace. He fell into the water.

The two could only venture into the Illusory Spirit Palace together. Xu Jie was smart, and Li Chang, as a disciple in the sect, was familiar with the terrain, so he actually broke into the place where the Illusory Spirit Sword is located.But after seeing the Phantom Spirit Sword, Li Chang began to use his brains again.

The Phantom Spirit Sword can only be awakened by paying homage to human spirits. Li Chang conspired to feed Xu Jie to the sword.What kind of person is Xu Jie?Immediately, someone came to repay him with his own way, and sacrificed Li Chang without saying a word.

This incident fully demonstrates that when a stupid bird does something bad, it must not fly first√

As for the current plot, according to Xiao Ren's understanding, the crooked author's mother doesn't even know him.Xiao Ren closed the novel with a sigh, and greeted the system: "Take me through time, Pikachu!"

System: Pickup Pickup Pickup... Chuck!

Xiao Ren burst into tears: It really is a humanized system, can it broadcast action movies about love?

book world.

Xiao Ren opened his eyes in a flash, and saw the dark and damp dungeon.

The dungeon plot was actually restored by the system!

Xiao Ren was a little puzzled: why does Mao have to go to the dungeon, does that still make sense?

The system is still less clear than him, so: According to the author's wishes, this is the night of Xu Jie's transformation, and of course it needs to be restored.

Xiao Ren rolled his eyes inwardly, even if the plot has been changed, can he blacken a ball?When he came back to his senses, he felt the hardness under his head. Xiao Ren blinked his eyes, not daring to move his body. He lowered his head to look at the crook of his arm resting on his head, and then raised his eyes to look at Xu Jie, the owner of his chest. .

Little Xu Jie seemed to be resting, his eyes were closed, and his long eyelashes trembled slightly with his breathing.His chin is a typical beauty, with a beautiful curve, and his age is right there, his skin is crystal clear and can be broken, he looks really cute like a little prince.

Compared to the big devil Xu Jie, this is a real human being.

Xiao Ren was moved by himself: "Apprentice?"

Xu Jie opened his eyes in surprise, and helped Xiao Ren to sit up: "How is Master?"

It's okay if Xu Jie didn't mention it, but when he mentioned it, Xiao Ren, who had jumped for the second time today, felt sad. He touched his old waist: "I fell a little bit hurt today qaq"

Xu Jie: ...Will this waist be broken if rubbed too thin?

The two masters and apprentices sat opposite each other, not in the same brain circuit at all.

Xu Jie coughed and said, "Master, you suddenly fainted. My uncle and I were startled. He didn't know what to do, so he locked us all in."

Xiao Ren rubbed his face and hummed, Xin Dao originally the system handles it like this, can it give the villain a little IQ?

However, Xu Jie's uncle is not considered a villain, and he has a very good relationship with Feng Xueming, and he treats Xu Jie well. Sensitive person.

Thinking of this, Xiao Ren patted Xu Jie's shoulder in embarrassment: "This time, I have troubled you for my teacher."

Xu Jie shook his head, with a sincere tone that dripped water: "Master, don't say that, I know how you treat me."

Xiao Ren: ...

Young man, when you know the relationship between Shan Mingzi and me, will you still know in your heart how I treat you?But now is not the time to talk about that, Xiao Ren just wants to build up Xu Jie's sense of trust, and it's best to wait until the truth is revealed, so that Xu Jie can also believe that he is an innocent boy who was taken away and reborn.

"I'm awake, Master Liang Zhong will take us there for questioning soon." At that time, they will have to rely on their tongues to escape, but they must take the Phantom Spirit Sword, and they don't know about the Phantom Spirit Palace. How to go?Xiao Ren sighed: "You must have guarded me for a long time, so let's rest first."

Xu Jie frowned and said: "These days, Master is on vigil, you should rest first."

Xiao Ren looked at Xu Jie unwillingly.

Xu Jie looked at Xiao Ren firmly.

In the end, the two who refused to compromise leaned against the wall of the dungeon together, looking at the bright moon outside the window.

"Actually, think about it, this oolong is quite interesting." Xu Jie never expected that he just sent his mother's ashes, and ended up sending himself into a dungeon, but when he looked at the silver glow on the ground, he felt a little warm .

This is probably because there is a master accompanying him.

When a person is lonely and sad, there is someone to accompany him, it is really happier than being a god.

Besides, this person will gently tell you that you can rest assured that I will watch over you and I will watch over you night after night. Sometimes when Xu Jie woke up at night, he would see Xiao Ren slapping himself on the forehead boredly.

Remembering that Xiao Ren even forgot to use his spiritual power during the day, and threw himself on the ground to help him protect his mother's ashes, Xu Jie couldn't help looking at Xiao Ren.

That look was a little intimate.

Xiao Ren couldn't understand intimacy, he couldn't figure it out, but thinking about his master's status, he still gave Xu Jie a handsome pampering ♂愉♂♂smile♂.

System: Sprinkle flowers!Congratulations player!Gain 50 favorability with the protagonist.

Xiao Ren: What the hell?

In ancient times, there was a smile that captivated the country, and today there is a master who smiles and exchanges golden fingers. Xiao Ren was confused, excited and shy: "What, apprentice, in order to prepare for tomorrow, let's try to fit together... ah, bah, I will give it a try." How are you helping?"