Fridge Rabbit Elf

Chapter 2 The cute rabbit is the most annoying

After a series of feasible measures such as coercion, temptation, and temptation, the clingy rabbit spirit still refused to submit.

Jing Yan's patience gained from being bewildered by beauty has also been consumed to a negative number.

With a drooping handsome face, "I'll give you three seconds, and if you don't come down again, I'll throw you off the stairs."

Tutu shrank her shoulders in fright, and pinched Jing Yan's clothes on the back with her fingers.

"1..."

'Whoosh' Like a gust of wind, Tutu stood obediently in front of Jing Yan.

After being finally pulled off by Jing Yan, Jing Yan heaved a sigh of relief.But Rao didn't hold on anymore, Tutu still insisted on following within three steps of Jing Yan, determined to invade Jing Yan's safe distance.

Showing her big white legs, she left her pitiful little neiba.Tutututu's two big ears drooped down, his head was slightly lowered, and his mouth was pouting at his fingers.

'Dare you not to be cute, dare you not to be cute!I don't know if I hate sissy things the most! 'Jing Yan stared, and kicked between Tutu's legs, "No shit!"

Tutu wobbled her big ears, changed her standing posture with red eyes, and continued to follow Jing Yan with her bare white and tender feet.

After a while, Jing Yan slapped Tutu on the face with a magazine, "Don't pout!" Big man, you are so cute!

The rabbit who was hurt by the patting, tears fell down with a 'shua'.Wiping away tears and sniffing nose, the rabbit's big ears drooped on both sides of the cheeks, the whole rabbit looked listless, "Why is it so swollen..."

Jing Yan was speechless, asking himself 'what's wrong with me?Why don't I tell you not to be a mother? 'Well, maybe a little less patience.

He looked at Tutu's red nose, and his red feet, "Okay, maybe it was a little violent..." Jing Yan, who had no choice but to fill up his skill points, thought about it and didn't know how to comfort this sticky dog. The cute and good-looking rabbit who loves to cry, loves to show off, can only drink milk from the refrigerator to try to divert the rabbit's attention.

"Are you the Four Gods?" Tutu held the breakfast milk in both hands, her two big ears were pricked up in surprise, and she forgot to cry.

"Milk, drink it, you can drink it." Jing Yan rubbed Tutu's soft hair.Maybe it's because the rabbit is a rabbit spirit?The hair on the head is much softer than that of ordinary people, and it is easy to rub.

"Liu Lai, the nest chicken is here, and the super monkey drinks it. Kesu, why do you want to put it in a small box?" Tutu carefully held the milk in both hands, yearning for the big eyes of the milk' Bo Ling Bo The spirit's light is shining, "Why do you drink if the nest is swollen?"

'It's cute again!so annoying! Jing Yan resisted the urge to slap the little rabbit away (for fear that he would cry again).

"If you're so cute, I'll throw you away..." Threatening, he took the milk back amidst Tutu's sad and unwilling eyes, inserted the straw and stuffed it back into Tutu's hand.

President Jing waved his hand, "Drink it." There was still a half-sentence in the back, 'You don't need to thank me. '

However, he still overestimated the rabbit's perception of the human world.

'噗嗤' Tutu was so excited when he saw the milk that he could drink, his hands lost strength for a while.The slightly viscous white liquid flowed down the straw, broke through the barrier of the earth's attraction, and sprayed the rabbit's face and mouth.

Tutu blinked his eyes a little at a loss, then bent his big ears and snored twice on his face, wiping his face.Then he stretched out his little pink tongue and licked a full circle around his lips, licking out a circle of clean water stains around his mouth.The remaining milk flowed down the corner of the mouth and chin to the collarbone, and then flowed into the translucent red lace top.

The red and white contrast dazzled Huajing*single dog*yan's big eyes.

The villain in Jing Yan's heart silently turned his head and knelt down to cover his face, "I'm sorry for the party, the people, and the country. I'm a good man, I'm a good young man, and I'm facing a rabbit—or a male rabbit— ——Still the most hated sissy bunny——Still an elf who violated the regulations of not being allowed to become elves after the founding of the People’s Republic of China, dirty...'

Tutu unknowingly stuck out his tongue to lick the milk stains, looked at Jing Yan's appearance, and asked curiously, "Yanyan, is your stomach swollen?"

Jing Yan turned his head, just in time to see Tutu licking the milk splashed on his hands.

Pink and tender little tongue + white slightly viscous liquid =? ? ?

'Cover your face, I'm sorry, I'm dirty again'

He turned his head and grabbed Tutu's wrist, "Stop licking, I'll wash it off for you."

"Ke Su, I haven't finished drinking yet..." Tutu looked down, lowered her head and licked the wrist that was grabbed by Jing Yan at a faster speed.He licked Jing Yan's hand several times, making Jing Yan's mind gallop to a group of second-class nationally protected animals, South China rabbits. (that's the hare)

"Come back and drink." He grabbed the milk that was still tightly held by Tutu and put it aside, dragging Tutu to the bathroom.

After adjusting the water temperature and turning on the Yuba, Jing Yan walked out without looking sideways, "Take off your clothes and take a shower, call me after you take a shower."

Bunny blinked his eyes, his big ears drooped, 'Why do you need to take a bath?The nest is bright and fragrant.' Tutu lifted up his clothes and smelled it, and smelled the smell of milk.It turned out that milk had been splashed on the clothes, and the rabbit stuck out his tongue and started to lick.After licking it clean, I obediently took off my clothes and went into the bathtub.

Here Jing Yan is watching the news broadcast on the Internet——Meditation

Jingxin Oral Liquid relieves women... Women need to purify their hearts after menopause...

What the hell, the above random small ads, please ignore!

Finally, the rapid heartbeat stopped, the blood qi surged up, and the lower abdomen was dry and hot.Jing Yan intends to visit Tutu, why hasn't he come out for so long, but Tutu gave our Lord Yangou Jingyan a head-on blow...

"Yanyan, Wo's clothes are all wet, Li asked Wo to come to Li after taking a shower, is there something magical?"

The bunny is bouncing around, with watery rabbit ears drooping softly, a lot of abdominal muscles and pectoral muscles, and straight, slender and thin legs.It's beautiful, it's really beautiful, but why is it naked? !In broad daylight, the sky is bright, and this shameless dead rabbit actually walks the bird in public!What is the intention!

No matter what his intentions were, Jing Yan who had just meditated felt that he not only needed to meditate but also to purify his mind.

"Eh?" Tutu's ears stood up again as if he had discovered a new continent, "Yanyan, my stomach is bleeding!"

Jing Yan felt his nose was hot, 'You can't be so cowardly, can you? 'One touch, it's sticky, one look, it's red. 'A dignified and well-spoken eight-foot man, he actually left a nosebleed when he saw a rabbit naked! '

The first reaction is 'this matter must not let anyone know!Otherwise you'd kill me laughing'

Shouldn't you be wondering if you are bent?Yanyan, your focus is a bit off...

Jing Yan raised his head, and took some tissues to block his nose, "You, go to the closet and find some clothes to put on yourself." With the other hand, he directed Tutu's movements, and then Jing Yan went to the bathroom to take a shower of cold water.

When Jing Yan came out, the bedroom door was ajar.Just as he was about to open the door and enter, Jing Yan thought for a while and pulled the door back, coughing twice, "Tutu, are you dressed yet?"

"The nest is ready."

After hearing the reply, Yanyan walked in with confidence and boldly.

but……

But, what happened to your white legs these two days after you got dressed?The long shirt was stretched up to the buttocks, and half of it was exposed, and the bird was also vaguely exposed.

"Aren't you dressed already!" Jing Yan said, the basic trust between Tu'er and people is gone!So the nose cried and vomited blood, and it was very sad without trust.

Tutu didn't look up, holding a pile of trousers and worrying, "Wo Si is wearing clothes, but Si's trouser paper... all the trouser paper is stuck in the tail, it hurts..."

"You still have a tail?"

Tutu turned around and pouted his little butt.Rubbing the half-dried white tail by himself, "As a qualified rabbit paper, how can there be no tail!" With this proud little voice, Tutu turned his head to look at Jing Yan, saying, "I'm great, please praise me!" I' expression.

However, what Yanyan saw was not only the fluffy tail, but also the pink and tender one, curled up, swaying in the wind, the little daisy...

"Eh? Yanyan, why does Lishou have blood, acupoints, and blood..." Tutu was still struggling to pronounce the bloody syllables.

Jing Yan went into the bathroom to slap water again, Yanyan said, "If this continues, I will consider going to the hospital for a blood transfusion"

Master Yanyan finally completed her mental preparation and filled up her blood before she walked out of the bathroom.Back in the bedroom, Rabbit was still naked and hugged his pants, wondering whether it was blood or xie.

"Put on your pants!"

"Watch, pinch your tail!"

"Put on your pants!"

"Watch, tail!!!!"

……

This unnutritious conversation lasted for 15 minutes, and Jing Yan finally thought of refuting the rabbit's words, "Aren't those shorts of yours sticking to your tail?"

"Hot pants have holes!" Tutu pouted.

What he said made sense, Yanyan was powerless to refute.

Finally, Jing Yan went through untold hardships, and finally found the long dress that Jing Yu gave him on April Fool's Day from the closet.

Tutu put on the skirt without any pressure and said "Monkey Su Fu~~" with two tildes at the end of the word, holding her face in her hands.

"Don't be cute! If you are cute again, I'll whip you!" Jing Yan raised his arm, and finally slapped Tutu's fleshy butt with all his strength.

'Clap' sound.

Tutu rubbed his butt and pouted, "Why are you making a nest! The nest is so cute!"

"Still cute!" 'Pa' slapped his buttocks again.

With red eyes, Tutu ran far away with the pillow in his arms, "I hate it!" He stretched out a hand behind his back and rubbed his butt, Tutu expressed that he was very wronged.

Seeing that Tutu was about to cry again, Jing Yan was helpless. 'Forget it, teach slowly, it doesn't matter, good-looking rabbits are privileged. 'As a Yangou with no integrity, Jing Yan persuaded himself like this.

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