Dazai Mochizuki: "..."

What is this weird question?

Even if he is a god... can't he fall in love?

Mochizuki is very sure that the person who will ask this question must be a solo single dog :)

When she was young, she also thought that if marriage would affect her scientific research career, she would definitely stay single, but... didn't she fall in love with Zhong Ye at first sight_(:з」∠)_

It's not that I'm not firm, it's just that it's too sweet.

Mochizuki is very real and really fragrant in the world, and when the love is strong, I even feel... If it is Chuya, it is not impossible to let it go for dating and scientific research _(:з」∠)_

"I know you, Mr. Gogol." Dazai Mochizuki said slowly, "Rousseau said, 'Man is born free, but he is everywhere in chains', and you want to break this 'shackle'. "

Suddenly, a flash of light flashed in Gogol's eyes, and he looked at the girl with his chin resting, his anticipation became more obvious, but Dazai Mochizuki's next words poured cold water on him mercilessly.

"Seriously, do you understand the meaning of this sentence? Human beings give up part of their freedom in order to maintain a group life mode. If you hate giving up these rights and freedoms, then find a place without crowds and be alone. Just live alone, I promise you will be absolutely free."

"If you feel that emotions and moral concepts restrict your freedom of thought, then you can live alone. Morality is a relative concept and a social custom of group life. Morality can only be found in human social groups. It makes sense, you go to a deserted place to live by yourself, make sure you don't have to talk about any moral concepts."

"The same is true for feelings. There are no other human beings, and you have no object of affection. As long as you can bear the loneliness of living alone, no, maybe you will not be lonely. You should call this feeling 'freedom' That's right." Dazai Mochizuki made fun of him unconsciously, and then continued, "Seriously, why did you come to live in human society? What you seek is the state of absolute freedom when you are alone, but you want to enter Find it in groups."

"Your freedom cannot be found in social life, and similarly, human society cannot tolerate you; instead of seeing each other and hating each other, it is better to return to one's own standard. You know that your behavior and thoughts are called socialism in the sociological sense. What? It's called antisocial personality, it's an extremely unstable existence in human society, and it's a danger that should be eliminated." She smiled politely.

Gogol's dramatic and exaggerated expression suddenly froze on his face.

Mochizuki didn't try to figure out what was in his heart, in her opinion, she was just complaining about the true thoughts in her heart.

"I don't think you are suitable for coming to Japan...especially Yokohama, the second most populous city in Japan after Tokyo. Wouldn't it be good for you to stay in your sparsely populated Russia? If you can't be self-sufficient in life Self-sufficiency, otherwise you can go to Northern Europe, where people hate social contact, and they will consciously keep a distance of two or three meters in line, I think you must live comfortably there.”

Dazai Mochizuki questioned his soul: "—So, why did you come to the super densely populated Yokohama?"

Seeing that Gogol has stopped talking, Mochizuki's discomfort at being interrupted has been relieved a lot.She let out a long and joyful breath, and glanced at Mr. Sigma, who was so normal compared to other people in the Five Declines Organization.

Sigma's back shivered, and he felt that even Gogol, who was acting weirdly, was speechless by this gorgeous and beautiful lady. I want to do what I want to do >﹏

Glancing at his chest, "Your injury—has been healed." Unexpectedly, her smile was gentle and warm, as harmless as a friend next door.Sigma subconsciously glanced at her healed chest, wondering how she knew he had been injured here before.

Sigma, who is completely ordinary except for the ability to force the exchange of information, nodded bitingly, "Well... yes."

The smile on Mochizuki's face widened, and his eyes narrowed slightly: "—What is the dream of a young man to open a casino? Pornographic gambling poisons people and ruins their families for a lifetime, and the words of our ancestors are not lies. Wouldn’t it be better to read more books and do something beneficial to society?”

Sigma secretly gasped.

Although...Although I was said to have nothing to say, but the tone, and the content of the words...why there is a sense of déjà vu...as if I saw the old lady who dragged her son home in the casino in the past Preaching words?

If Sigma is lucky enough to have come into contact with Chinese culture, he will probably be able to make accurate complaints at this time—isn’t this a speech made by a veteran cadre?

……

After the two of Gogol left, Mochizuki still couldn't get the quiet time in the world of the two of them.

"It's really annoying... It disrupts other people's plans, so I have to stand in the sun and be driven to work, and I have to watch you two sticky and greasy here..." On the seat at the back table, The young man sitting on the chair let out a long and exhausted sigh, rubbed the hair on the back of his head, and complained in a voice like a salted fish paralyzed in the sun, "...it's rare for me in the parallel world To be able to live to this day is really a rare longevity."

The one who can make such sharp complaints is of course Dazai himself.

Without looking back, Mochizuki ate the last bite of dessert with his back to Osamu Dazai, wiped his mouth with a napkin, and replied unhurriedly: "Isn't it good to be in the sun? You can still grow, Mr. Dazai, you also need to make up more Calcium supplementation, now even Zhong is higher than you."

For a moment, the two men who were connoted froze for a moment.

Nakaya glanced at Kanyue helplessly, and smiled good-naturedly, while the young Dazai... couldn't help but fell into a long silence.

"This sentence... is so subtle that it makes people feel extremely complicated... Even I feel speechless..."

After quite a while, a faint voice flew out of Osamu Dazai's mouth as if floating.

It’s ok, Mochizuki-san, you’ve done it :)

It is not Osamu Dazai who can be easily defeated, he skipped the topic as if nothing had happened: "Mochizuki, why did you make such a big deal, it will be difficult to finish it like this." He reminded him seriously , and then complained again, "And you have disrupted all my plans, obviously you are about to use Mr. Fyodor's way of contacting the outside world."

"Don't worry, everything is within controllable range." She first responded to the previous question, and then mercilessly challenged his words, "As for the plan or something, you have already understood my ability, so you should have done it earlier Be prepared that the rules of your game of chess have changed from the beginning."

Osamu Dazai did not expect that Mochizuki, a seemingly gentle and harmless girl, would be able to speak out about her forced revision of the rules so confidently, but such a style is quite suitable for her current appearance... Speaking of which, Mochizuki is like this now The appearance is quite in line with his criteria for looking for someone to die for love...

Then he heard her say again: "Besides, the way the devil communicates with the outside world... You shouldn't have known about this kind of thing." She snorted, but she has lived close to Brother Zhi for so long. Anyone can do it, but I can't hide it from him.

Osamu Dazai smiled, and did not answer her directly, but changed the subject: "But, Mochizuki, your purpose of doing this is to get me out of Meursault Prison, right?"

"Well, don't give me a chance to refuse at all..." he said softly.

There are not many people who dare to force Osamu Dazai to act. Those like Akutagawa and Atsushi belong to the junior level, and they can only obey the orders of Osamu Dazai; like Mr. Ranpo, a famous detective, or Ango Sakaguchi, who is in the Special Agents Division. He can only be on an equal footing with him as a collaborator.Osamu Dazai's level of resourcefulness determines that it is impossible for someone to calculate him beyond his expectations, such cases that directly determine his actions and even succeed are extremely rare.

Dazai Mochizuki sat up sideways, turned his head to look at Dazai Osamu behind him, and said unhurriedly: "Well, killing two birds with one stone, manipulating from behind, using thunderous methods, and no resistance is allowed--is this method familiar?"

Before he could answer, Mochizuki lowered his head and showed a dark smile, and said with a gloomy and comfortable meaning: "Yes, if I hadn't been oppressed by your side every day, I wouldn't have evolved such a method. Today, it's all your fault!"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Osamu Dazai was silent for a long time, and after a while he reminded silently: "Mochizuki, the 'I' you mentioned refers to another Osamu Dazai. You clearly distinguished us when you refused to call me 'Brother Zhi'. At this time, let us distinguish clearly."

Dazai Mochizuki let out a "hehe" chuckle: "In any case, you are all Dazai Osamu, so you don't need to distinguish at this time."

...It can be said to be quite arbitrary.

——As expected of the second generation taught by Osamu Dazai_(:з」∠)_

……

"Let me tell you, don't do whatever you want with your brains, and respect the efforts of ordinary people a little bit?" Dazai Mochizuki said with a sad face, "Respect the intention of ordinary people to put you in prison, okay? The purpose is to punish and rape you, not to let you hide safely, talk, manipulate the board and spy on each other!"

Dazai froze for a moment.

After accusing them from the perspective of ordinary people, Mochizuki took a sip of water in a comfortable mood.

"But... now it's the devil who needs to worry." She said lightly.

"Huh?" Dazai smiled calmly.

Touching his chin, he said calmly: "The devil should have figured out that Gogol will kill him to break the shackles and gain freedom, and then plan to use this as an opportunity to get out of prison, um... If there is no Gogol With this line, it will be much trouble for him to leave Meursault."

Speaking of this, coupled with the scene of Sigma being thrown halfway just now, his tone suddenly became a little subtle: "Gogol...is he probably thinking about becoming a self-cultivator now? Demon Man You won't think about it anymore, will you?"

The expression on Dazai Osamu's face didn't tense for a moment, and he twisted violently, trying his best to resist the urge to laugh...but failed, he laughed super loudly.

Dazai Mochizuki glanced at Dazai Osamu who was madly laughing at the demon, and said coolly from the side: "Don't laugh at him, if I hadn't fished you out in advance, you would be the one who got bald."

However, Mochizuki's words did not stop Osamu Dazai from laughing. He still mercilessly laughed at the current situation of the combination of the clown and the devil, the enemies who had caused him headaches in the past, and said that he had been severely beaten. Cool to.

Mochizuki... well done!

This unique way of breaking the situation... is worthy of you, Mochizuki!

……

When he had laughed enough and lay down on the back of the chair pretending to be a salted fish, Mochizuki stretched his waist, and said slowly: "—It's almost time to go."

She kindly cared about a rare normal person in a hostile organization: "Sigma was left behind before being taken far away, this guy should have nowhere to go now, if you are free, remind him to leave quickly .”

Zhong Yuanzhong had already picked up the coat on the back of the chair and put it on, lowered the brim of his hat slightly, his blue eyes were calm.

The singing on the stage, I don't know when it will end.

In the huge banquet hall, only the three of them were left.

Storm is coming.

The author has something to say:

What you expect is higher than Dazai XD

However, the stalk of height is only served in the daily chapter after the event is over. Before calculating the height, I can make Zhongya taller~

I really like the faces of Gogol and Tuo Sijun in the comics. If you think that Gogol's transfer to self-cultivation farmers has turned the best friend group into a funny slave x2... then it must be your misunderstanding!

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