Forced to become a black young master in Hong Kong, I just want to win the Nobel Prize

Osamu Dazai sent a text message to Akutagawa on his mobile phone, and within a minute he told them, "Okay."

Dazai Mochizuki: ...the Akutagawa of this world...does he listen to Zhi-san like that?

Seeing that the next things were arranged, everyone in the detective agency was about to leave, leaving Osamu Dazai alone to continue recuperating.

Dazai Mochizuki suddenly said "Huh", "Cat?"

She dragged the cat outside the window with a small dried fish in its mouth, and this seemingly domestic cat didn't resist at all.

With An Jing Jing and the props bonus of holding a small dried fish in her mouth, Mochizuki is so cute that she is heartbroken.Mochizuki carried it to the table, and after it put down the dried fish, she showed it the trick of stroking cats that she had treasured for many years.

Mochizuki has been very sad since Xiaomaozi went missing, and she felt guilty that Xiaomaozi would encounter something bad, so she never raised a cat again, and she didn't even touch any cats.

Until she knew that Xiao Maozi turned out to be a big Maozi (the Chinese name for Russians), her mood was simply...

After that, she extended her hand to the stray cats again as if the ban had been lifted. She felt that she would stroke all the stray cats near the University of Tokyo. It shows what is called blocking is not as good as sparse, she really hasn't touched a cat for ten years.

Tanizaki Junichiro saw Mochizuki's passionate cat strokes, and smiled dryly: "Ms. Mochizuki seems to like cats very much."

This big boy always has the gentleness of a herbivorous boy, and his smile is harmless and cute.

Dazai Mochizuki nodded vigorously in agreement: "Of course, I like cats very much!"

"I used to have a cat, and then lost it, so I haven't touched another cat for ten years under the guilt."

Kunikida Doppo looked sympathetic: "It seems that what happened that time hit you hard."

"If it was an unintentional mistake, let's take it easy." Yosano Akiko put her right hand on her hip, "It would be great if you can get out of what happened back then."

Dazai Mochizuki paused in the action of stroking the cat obsessively, then suddenly lowered his head, his eyes were cast with thick shadows.

"No... Actually, it's not 'walking' out of the shadow of the past."

She said calmly, "It's just that I found out recently that the cat I raised ten years ago was the cat that Dostoyevsky was conspired to turn into, and it wasn't lost at all, it was a cat at all. He left by himself."

"I figured it out after sending that guy to jail."

"That guy, it's not worth it for me to guard him like a jade and not lick other cats."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Edogawa Ranpo: "Wow..."

Wu reconnaissance people: "...???!!!"

"———Eh?!?!" The shocking shouts of the crowd formed a huge sound wave, and the hospital building seemed to anthropomorphically jump.

Dazai Mochizuki didn't notice that the body of the cat under him froze indiscernibly.

"Wait, wait, is it that Mochizuki-san's understanding of demons comes from this?!" Kunikida Doppo would be shocked if he wore glasses.

Dazai Mochizuki: "...how is it possible."

Osamu Dazai's expression was extremely shocked: "Fyodor-kun... is it your cat?!"

Dazai Mochizuki nodded heavily with a painful expression, and even choked up a sob.

"Let me just say, why did other cats poke my balls back then, only my little Maozi, when I poked the cat's balls, it stared at me with a shocked and humiliated expression. In order to take care of its mood, I I haven't touched it a few times... The cat's balls feel so good, I really didn't enjoy it at all when raising cats!" Dazai Mochizuki used two to really express his resentment, plus Because the shadow of the year hasn't touched a cat for ten years-this is ten years of loss of enjoyment of cat balls, ten years!

"Do you know how cute cats are when they walk..." Dazai Mochizuki pursed his mouth, with an aggrieved expression.

The three-flowered cat, whose eyes were slightly squinted by Shunmao, suddenly instinctively felt a chill somewhere, and subconsciously lowered its tail.

And Osamu Dazai, who had just had an IQ confrontation with Mr. Fyodor and finally returned with a gunshot wound, opened his mouth and found that he couldn't say anything.

Osamu Dazai: "..." Don't ask about your mood, it's extremely complicated.

The devil in their eyes: ambitious, terrible goals, amazing IQ, very tricky.

The devil in Dazai Mochizuki's eyes Xiaomaozi: Don't touch my cat's balls!

Even Kunikida, who is calm and rigorous in daily life, was speechless "This, this...".

Of course, anyone who finds out that the world BOSS that requires everyone to push together, even after being humiliated by being poked in the balls after turning into a cat, can't help but feel extremely complicated, and suddenly hear something broken. sound.

...The broken thing is probably their nervousness and vigilance when facing the enemy_(:з」∠)_

No way, as long as you imagine a cat with the word "devil" written on its body, being attacked and poked by a little girl from behind... This picture will stay in your mind and can't get out_(:з」∠) _

Dazai Mochizuki was still saying: "I used to live in China, China and Russia are adjacent, but who would have thought that a Russian blue cat is actually a furry boy!"

Mochizuki was so angry that she hugged the Sanhua cat and sat on the chair, stroking the cat's soft fur on her lap to comfort her hurt feelings.

And she wanted to leave Sanhuamao in her arms, but found herself trapped. If she wanted to leave, she could only scratch the little girl's arm and let her let go.

……never mind

Sanhuamao got down on the ground with a good temper.

Dazai Mochizuki was still accusing Dostoyevsky of "guilt", the previous sense of guilt had gradually faded after the apology, and she suppressed her guilt and accused: "And oh, Xiao Maozi, it is really a fake cat , it doesn’t know how to turn a cat, and it’s been a long time since I taught it! At that time, I only thought that Xiao Maozi was a mentally handicapped cat, and I didn’t think about it being a cat. After all, it’s really Incredible."

Mentally retarded in cats... Tuo Sijun...

interesting linking words...

"Cat, cat turning around?" Atsushi Nakajima, who couldn't keep up, repeated instinctively with his eyes blank.

"Well, this is a research topic in physics. It is commonly known as the cat's body rotation movement. The main research is zero-momentum rotation. To explain simply, zero-momentum can be understood as rotation without a force. In the past, physics believed that zero moment of momentum could not produce rotational motion until the cat's rotational motion was discovered. This kind of research is mainly used in aerospace, solving the problem of how astronauts in zero gravity in the space station turn around , is a theory that can help astronauts move more flexibly, and is still being researched."

As she spoke, she demonstrated it casually, touched the back of the cat under her hand, "I'm sorry, Mr. Mi, I'll let you use it." Then, without waiting for the Sanhua cat to react, she turned it over and stood upside down. Get up, give it a moment to react, then let go suddenly.

Like a teacher, she encouraged Nakajima-kun's enthusiasm for physics with sincere eyes, "Look, this is Maozhuan—"

The word "body" can no longer be pronounced.

Dazai Mochizuki lowered his head slowly, slowly, and looked at the three-flowered cat on the ground with a dazed face.

This cat didn't turn around and land on the ground...

This scene... It was like when Xiao Maozi failed to turn his cat for the first time and was thrown.

The same bewildered expression, the same accusing expression, as if wondering why he threw the cat.

The detective agency didn't notice anything at first, but after Mochizuki was silent for a long time, they all came to their senses.

Kunikida Doppo frowned: "This cat..."

Yosano Akiko's voice was surprised: "...this cat?"

Mr. Ranbu suddenly fell silent, his expression slightly dignified.

Quan Jinghua pulled out the dagger at her waist, and stared calmly and coldly at the cat on the ground.

"Sanhuamao..." Dazai Mochizuki pursed his lips, and his voice was a bit erratic after listening carefully, "Sanhuamao..."I am a cat"?"

"...Natsume Soseki?"

Don't forget, after watching "I Am a Cat", Dazai Mochizuki wrote a super "fanart" that only science students can write. He wrote a fictional paper in the book with the same name and was nominated for the Ig Nobel Prize "On the Mechanics of Hanging".

Dazai Mochizuki is not well.

After all, Xiao Maozi is a juvenile cat, but this three-colored cat? ——It is clearly a big adult cat!

Looking at the three-colored cat with a trace of calmness in its calmness, I couldn't see any clues from its expression. Just like Tuo Sijun back then, I couldn't see any flaws.Then it jumped up to Osamu Dazai's hospital bed, and then jumped onto the window sill with the help of Osamu Dazai's hospital bed. Finally, before leaving, it looked back with nostalgia, and then walked away calmly from the outside of the window. .

Osamu Dazai's eyes moved slightly, and he wanted the small dried fish left by the cat on the table.

Grind it with your fingers, and take out a chip from the dried fish.

Osamu Dazai looked at the chip in the palm of his hand, and smiled for a while - he probably guessed what the chip recorded.

...But this undoubtedly provided iron-clad evidence for the identity of the three-flowered cat.

"Suck--"

Suddenly there was a sob.

Osamu Dazai suddenly saw tears quickly accumulating in Mochizuki's eyes, walked to the side wall and squatted down slowly, and then——

"Why do other people's cats keep cats, and the cats I met are all fake cats!" Dazai Mochizuki was sad, Dazai Mochizuki broke down, and Dazai Mochizuki burst into tears!

"Woooooo...I want a cat too...I want a real cat..."

"Why are they all fake cats... It's too much!"

The three-flowered cat, which hadn't gone far outside, heard the girl's cry, and the cat's elegant pace froze for a moment, and looked back at the rear window glass with some worry, and could no longer see the internal situation under the reflection.

The big cat Sanhuamao who made the little girl cry: complicated mood.jpg

Dazai Mochizuki on the other side was still crying hard, "All, if they are raising fake cats... I will compete with Mr. Mori for Dun, Jun, anyway, they are all fake cats... Dun Jun is still a big tiger... Judging by Zhi Brother, in terms of face, Dunjun will definitely be very good!"

"The tiger is handsome... majestic!"

Atsushi Nakajima stood behind Ms. Akiko who was comforting Mochizuki, raised his hands in front of him and smiled dryly, with a huge drop of sweat hanging from the back of his head: That...Although I am in a parallel world, please don't treat me as a pet Raise it.

The author has something to say:

However, Butei has lost all fear of Majin.

On the continuing influence of the next-door comedian Tuo Sijun.

On the power of Xiong Wangyue spanning ten years_(:з」∠)_

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