Forced to become a black young master in Hong Kong, I just want to win the Nobel Prize

Dazai Mochizuki:? ? ?

Dazai Mochizuki: What? !

She looked at Brother Zhi with a face of shock, and then looked at Mr. Tosi in surprise.

Dostoevsky didn't change his mood because of Osamu Dazai's certainty, his expression remained the same, no matter how the two looked at him, he raised his eyes lightly, and seemed to think their questions were very boring, and he didn't bother to answer them at all.

Dostoevsky's performance made Mochizuki's suspicion less certain. Although she had always trusted Nissan's judgment,... he really didn't look like one, and the cat she raised was a human?is it possible?

...From the point of view of abilities, it is indeed possible to turn a human into a cat, but what if the cat she raised before was a human?

Dazai Mochizuki didn't dare to imagine that beautiful possibility.

If it is true, then it... too miserable!

Yes, as long as Mochizuki thinks that there is a human soul in the cat she raised in the past, the first reaction is not to recall how embarrassing the experience of taking the cat to take a bath together, and naked in front of the cat. Of course, this must be It was a bit embarrassing, but her first reaction was, then this person is too miserable!

As mentioned earlier, Mochizuki became interested in biology and genes under the influence of her parents who are scientific researchers who study agronomy, and since she picked up the cat...how can she give up the scourge of cats?

When Dazai Mochizuki thought about what he had done to the cat, his scalp went numb.

On the one hand, it is guilty, and on the other hand, it is also frightening.

If this is really a person, wouldn't he feel depressed after going through all these things?

So... what the hell did she do to the cat to think that way?

This is a good question.

Although I can’t remember many details after ten years, but in a nutshell—it’s the degree to which Mochizuki, who has been obedient since she was a child, was even warned by her mother to love cats, and cats also have souls.

Petting cats, pinching paws, slapping buttocks, and poking balls, such "evil deeds" are countless; when used as pillows, cushions, and school utensils, the madness intensified.Especially when her father popularized the research project of zero-momentum rotation for her, and knew that it was another bionics research used in aerospace, and after the experimental subject was a cat... Xiaomaozi's hot and miserable days came.

In order to observe the cat's muscle movement trajectory during the cat's body rotation and understand the concept of the physical vector direction and momentum moment, Mochizuki often lifts the cat up on a whim and then lets the cat find a safe landing angle .

In particular, the cat turning experiment is mainly to see how the cat completes the turning movement without any support in the air, so when Mochizuki lifts the cat, it always faces the lower abdomen and upwards.Little Mochizuki was only eight years old at the time, and she was only 1.3 meters tall. She was only about one meter high from the height of her chest, and the cat's meat pads had a good cushioning effect, so the cat would not be injured by falls. No matter how hard it is, it can't beat this cat-it can't turn around.

She still remembers the scene of the first cat turning experiment——

Xiao Maozi lay on the ground and looked at her in a daze, his big cat eyes widened in an instant, and Xiao Mochizuki also looked at Xiao Maozi in a daze, thinking about Xiao Maozi's turning movements?

Feeling that the reaction time for Xiao Maozi was too short, Xiao Mochizuki decided to do it again.

Seeing that this guy was going to reach out again, Xiao Maozi let out a low voice of threats, and stood up nimbly, ready to leave, but in the end, the result of his escape was that Xiao Maozi still failed to escape the dynamic vision opening level. Mochizuki's claws.

Cat Turning Experiment x2

Xiao Maozi already knew what was going to happen this time. He stood up faster than last time, hunched over in a defensive posture, and stared at the unrighteous Twolegs with eyes wide open.

Little Mochizuki was confused x2, and felt that the old Chinese saying that things do not exceed three, and that no more than three means greater than or equal to three (in fact, three is not included, and three is actually an imaginary number, here is Mochizuki’s misunderstanding), so she decided to do it again.

After the third time, Little Mochizuki heard Xiao Maozi's sharp cry for the first time.

The cat's voice is usually very thin, a bit like children and girls.But the little boy she raised is different. She seldom makes a sound, and even when she needs to express something with her voice, she has a very special low voice.

So that day, it was the first time she heard that Xiao Maozi could make a small sound like other cats, as if he forgot to lower his voice in a hurry.

Thinking about it now... Maybe this is also the peculiarity of Xiao Maozi, but Xiao Mochizuki didn't think about it that much at the time.

She gave up on doing the cat rotation experiment, and knelt down to touch Xiao Maozi, who was blown up because of her approaching, with a face full of regret and pity, and looked at Xiao Maozi pitifully with the caring eyes of people with intellectual disabilities: "Little Maozi Why can't you turn a cat... Are you too young to learn?"

With a soft and soft voice, and a cute little face, she was a well-behaved little girl in front of her eyes—but she did the inhumane behavior of throwing cats three times!

But Xiao Mochizuki has no intention of abusing cats. She is serious and serious about studying the cat's turning movement.

Xiao Maozi is indeed not very old.Although I don't know the exact age because it is a stray cat picked up by Mochizuki from outside, but in terms of size, it is probably between a kitten and an adult cat.They are not as delicate as kittens, nor are they already sophisticated predators like adult cats.

So Mochizuki felt that maybe it was because Xiao Maozi was still too young, so he hadn't learned how to spin.

Little Mochizuki very simply thinks that cat spinning is an instinctive behavior like cats burying their poop. Although she doesn't know why Xiao Maozi can't cat spin, she doesn't dislike Xiao Maozi's congenital defects. After all, he is already a family member she brought back. , Even if the flaws of Xiaomaozi are discovered later, I will not do the thing of abandoning it again.

But Xiao Mochizuki thinks that cat spinning is a very important skill for cats, so in order to help Xiao Maozi grasp the essence of the principle of cat spinning in practice, and to complete her observation experiment by the way, she often thinks about it. Lift it into the air and then drop it, but after knowing that Xiao Maozi can't turn around like a cat, out of humane considerations, Xiao Maozi usually has a bed or sofa under him.

Xiao Maozi could see that he wanted to resist at first, but the agility of the cat's body structure seems to be still not as good as that of Mochizuki, who has invincible dynamic vision, so Xiao Maozi changed from trying his best to resist at the beginning to being calm and numb later. .

Facing the little Maozi with the words "Turn it how you like", Xiao Mochizuki hated iron and steel very much, thinking that she spoiled the little Maozi too much, and she had to arouse its passion to learn.

From cat food rewards to serious lectures, Mochizuki even borrowed a classmate’s big cat as a teacher to demonstrate cat spinning, but Xiao Maozi still can’t learn cat spinning... Maybe he has worked hard (after all, it hurts when you get thrown ), but in terms of sports, Xiao Maozi is the most failed cat Mochizuki has ever seen.

Little Mochizuki hugged Xiaomaozi every day and lamented how stupid it was, but on the other hand assured it seriously that it would not be abandoned, no matter what, it would never become a stray cat on the street again.

However, Mochizuki's assurances were useless.

When the summer vacation comes, Mochizuki attends the school's summer camp and leaves home. Xiao Maozi stays at home to be taken care of by his parents.One day, the little Maozi ran away from the house due to the negligence of the parents, and it never came back.

She always thought that Xiao Maozi couldn't find his way home, and maybe he was huddled together in a corner of the city and screaming helplessly, and every time he thought about it, his heart would be cut.

……

The current Dazai Mochizuki has brought the image of the helpless and pitiful cat in his memory to this tall young man in front of him, if there is an equal sign...

She asked tremblingly, "You...are you really my little boy?"

Osamu Dazai: "Yes."

Dostoevsky: "Of course not."

The answers of the two people appeared at the same time.

full moon:"……"

Osamu Dazai smiled slightly: "It's useless to deny it, I already know that you are a brat."

Dostoevsky seemed to be too lazy to entangle with them, and looked at the familiar "stupid human" eyes deep in Mochizuki's memory. He didn't refute forcefully, but said boringly: "Do I grow up with cats?" Is it similar?"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Osamu Dazai suddenly held back his laughter, "Pfft——"

Dostoevsky froze suddenly, and then his face darkened visible to the naked eye.

full moon:"…………"

Osamu Dazai gloated: "—how do you know Xiao Maozi is a cat? Maybe it's a dog, or a person?"

Dostoevsky did not want to speak.

full moon:"………………"

Dazai Mochizuki fell into a deep silence.

Suddenly typing in the usual background, black dots appeared one by one, one line, two lines, two and a half lines...

With a trembling voice, he asked cautiously: "Mr. Tosi... Are you still mentally healthy?"

Osamu Dazai was overwhelmed with "hahahaha". If he didn't want to maintain the image of the leader, if it was Buteizai who was present, he would laugh from the chair to the ground, and then laugh from the ground to lie down.

Because he had already heard how Mochizuki treated his cat before. Of course, Mochizuki said it with a confession when he grew up.

Dazai Mochizuki bit his lower lip and lowered his head in shame: "I'm sorry!——No wonder you resisted so fiercely when I bathed you before, making me feel like I was raping you... At that time, I only thought cats They all hate water."

Osamu Dazai: "Pfft——"

"No wonder you looked shocked and ashamed when I changed the skirt in front of you, as if I was raping you." Dazai Mochizuki lowered his head even lower.

Osamu Dazai tried his best to hold back his laughter.

Dostoevsky: "..."

Dazai Mochizuki was full of repentance: "I'm sorry! No wonder you react so violently every time I poke your balls, with a very humiliating expression, like a girl from Zhenlie!"

The last straw that broke the camel's back was Osamu Dazai, who couldn't bear it anymore: "Hahahahaha——"

Facing Dazai x2's mental attack, Dostoevsky's face became even darker, with shadows hanging down his eyes visible to the naked eye.

Dazai Mochizuki knew that these words were inappropriate, but she still couldn't help her honest soul to express her thoughts sincerely, for which she bowed deeply with great apology: "—I'm sorry, but, I still feel that the cat's balls It feels good to the touch, soft and silky like velvet, and it twists and turns really cute when you walk."

Osamu Dazai laughed out loud like never before.

Dostoevsky: ...Where are the people from the Supernatural Secret Service?When are you coming to arrest people?

The author has something to say:

It is said that the feel of the cat's balls can't stop after touching it XD

Throwing cats is not something that is advocated, everyone should not be taught by Mochizuki, and love small animals~

Then, this is just the tip of the iceberg of Tuo Sijun's miserable life. Think about what a child who is determined to study biology will do to a cat... Observe the muscles, bones, and organs. Mochizuki's eyes can see through, but he will definitely touch it... …

Everyone guessed the clue yesterday wrong~ The correct understanding is: Tuo Sijun used to be the cat raised by Mochizuki, and Mochizuki is now the cat raised by Osamu Dazai XD (I know it is very misunderstanding, I deliberately hhhh)

——A Little Theater Without Responsibility (The Reason why Tosi and Gogol Became Best Friends)——

Ten years ago, Dostoyevsky: On the day I ran out of Li’s house, the sunshine in the sky made me understand Gogol’s longing for freedom.