Who says the deity is not Bai Ze

After leaving Jinyang for more than half a year, and returning to this small county from Yanjing, the most obvious feeling is that the days have slowed down.

Vendors on the street are pushing small carts to sell; the shoe shiner sitting on a folding chair is waving his dark hands to attract customers; the old man is stepping on a "bazooka", pulls out the latch, and popcorn is flying all over the sky with a "bang" sound ; the endless flow of four-wheeled vehicles rolled over the asphalt, rolling up the hustle and bustle; when it was time for meals, smoke from the windows of old residential buildings floated...

This made Fuli, who had returned from the bustling life, feel a sense of stopping in time. He suddenly felt that it would be nice to live with Yu Qing in such a small place full of fireworks.

But the days to come are still long, this time they came to Haotian to settle accounts.

The Sanqing Temple is too old, and modern people's concept of worshiping and worshiping gods is also very weak. As a result, Fuli and Li asked many passers-by along the way to find the location of the Sanqing Temple.

Sitting on the small bench at the entrance of Sanqing Guan is still the fat woman whose name is Huang Cuihua or Zhang Lili.The sun-soaked person was drowsy in the afternoon, she squinted her eyes and was taking a nap.

Fu Li and the two of them disappeared and walked in quietly.

Sanqingguan looked a little more dilapidated than the first time he saw it. If it were to be placed in Yanjing, it could be rated as a C-grade dilapidated building.

But the last time he accidentally smashed the Sanqing Statues were repaired, because the last time they were smashed to pieces, Fu Li probably asked someone to rebuild the three statues.

The sculptors of the two statues are probably from the same school, and the pastoral trendy aesthetics of red and green have not changed at all.

Yu Qing raised his head and stopped hesitantly when he saw the portrait of San Qing.

A foot hanging on the threshold is about to fall, which fully reflects the owner's confusion.

Seeing his reaction, Fu Li was overjoyed, coughed lightly, and introduced solemnly: "Look, the one in the middle with purple clothes and flower pants is you, the one next to you with red clothes and blue pants is Lingbao, and the one with yellow clothes and pants is Lingbao. It’s Red Treasure.”

Fu Li glanced at Yu Qing up and down, and said with a smile, "Don't tell me, they really look alike."

When Yu Qing heard Fu Li say that the flowery underpants in the middle were his, his face darkened, especially when Fu Li added eloquence that he looked like him, his face was completely black.

How does this colorful, bearded old man look like him?

Yu Qing covered Fu Li's eyes in anger, and said fiercely, "Don't show it."

Smiling in Fu Liyu, he said, "Why, isn't it pretty, the color scheme is so springy!"

"Don't look at it, or I'll smash it." Yu Qing threatened.

Fu Li raised his eyebrows.

Yo, it's time to go!Who did this bastard learn from, and even learn to threaten people?

But he had had enough fun, patted the back of Yu Qing's hand, and said softly: "Okay, don't look at it, I don't have any money to pay if you smash it, let me go."

Only then did Yu Qing hum with satisfaction, and slowly let go of his hand.

After blinking a few times to adapt to the light source, Fu Li immediately discovered that the statue of Sanqing was covered with a piece of yellow cloth that he didn't know where it came from, completely covering the statue.

Fu Li glanced at Yu Qing with a look worthy of yours.

Stared at by Fu Li's pointed eyes, Yu Qing was not in the slightest, and changed the subject very naturally: "Fu Li, I don't think Haotian is here."

Fu Li was amused, and Yu Qing's skin was too thin.It would be nice if the statue of Sanqing in such a small ruined temple could have a human form, but it is as miserable as Bixia Yuanjun, but even the gender is oolong!

But since Yu Qing was not willing to let him watch it, he stopped watching it, and returned to the main topic, saying: "It is such a small place, you can see it all at a glance, Haotian is indeed not there, I guess he went back to the heaven."

Yu Qing: "Then what should we do now?"

Fu Li touched his chin, and suddenly pulled Yu Qing out: "Let's go, let's go to the Jinyang branch to see old friends."

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In the branch, Zhu Lie and Mo Fei were both there. Ji Guang heard that Fu Li had returned, and rushed to see him with his purple hair.Hu Yuebai and Pu Lao didn't see anyone. According to Ji Guang, they went back to Qingqiu to attend Hu Yuebai's father's [-]-year-old birthday.

In addition, there are two new recruits in the department, the green-haired hedgehog and the red-haired ape.At first glance, Fu Li thought they were Ji Guang's biological brothers.

After introducing the new members, Fu Li also introduced Yu Qing to them, but he didn't say that Yu Qing was the idiot back then.

When everyone heard that Fu Li admitted that Yu Qing was his lover, they were both surprised and happy. They all congratulated Fu Li on his double harvest in Ai □ □ and praised him as a model of contemporary successful men.

Because Haotian was such a troublesome person, it was inconvenient for Fuli to stay in Jinyang for a long time. After talking to his old colleagues, he said that the headquarters still had some matters to deal with, and bid farewell to all the old friends and returned to Yanjing.

After returning to the headquarters, Mu Yang appeared in a hurry, pulling them to complain: "Oh, you two masters, you are back! If you don't come back, the minister will pack me and throw me to Jinyang to invite you back!"

Fu Li's heart tightened, thinking that Haotian had done it again, he hurriedly asked: "What happened when we were not here?"

Mu Yang cried and complained: "You don't know! Two hours after you left, five strange people suddenly came to the department, saying they were your distant relatives. I thought these people behaved strangely, so please After the minister came to deal with it, the minister chatted with them in the office for a while, and when he came out, his temperament changed drastically as if he had been drugged. Make room for them to sleep in! Huh, huh, what's more, they've already emptied three reserves as if they haven't eaten in 800 years! If this continues, the department will be exhausted!"

Distant relatives?Fu Li and Yu Qing looked at each other, and they both saw solemnity in each other's eyes.

It is impossible for them to have relatives, so where did these five people come from, and they dare to make blind connections and cheat in the department?

Fu Li rolled up his sleeves, and said aggressively: "Go, take me to have a look!"

Mu Yang brought them to the banquet living room, pointed inside: "Here, it's them."

Fu Li looked intently, and saw five people sitting at the big round table full of dishes, three men and two women, eating and drinking at the table full of delicacies, the back of one of them was slightly familiar.

Although these dishes do not belong to Fu Li, but Fu Li's heart aches for Cai Cai, he shouted: "Shut up, I want to see what kind of distant relatives they are!"

As soon as these words came out, five heads turned to look at him in unison, and the scene was horrifying.

Seeing the familiar head in the middle, Fu Li paused, and called out uncertainly: "Xiaotai?"

Taishan God threw down the pig's trotters in his hand, wiped his greasy mouth, rushed over, and saluted Fu Li and Yu Qing respectfully: "Hello, Master! Hello, Master!"

Fu Li: "..." No, is this master calling him?

"Uh, wait a minute."

Before Fuli understood the cause and effect, Taishan God suddenly turned his head, and shouted at the four people behind, "Eat and eat, you will know how to eat, why are you standing there, why don't you hurry up and pay respects to Master Master!"

The four heads were reminded by God of Mount Tai, and when they came back to their senses, they immediately put down the big lobster with chicken legs, beef pastry, and rushed to Fu Li and the other two, bowed in unison, and at the same time said loudly, "Greetings, Master!" , Master!"

Mu Yang was taken aback by the aura of the black society worshiping the top of the mountain, and couldn't help shrinking back, trying to reduce his sense of existence as much as possible.

Including Taishan God, there are five people in total.

Fu Li had some calculations in his mind, and said to Mu Yang who looked frightened: "They are indeed my distant relatives, you go tell the minister, and I will take care of the rest."

Mu Yang hesitated for a moment, then nodded, and went to find Gu Youcai.

Fu Li casually found a chair and sat down, took a bite of the sweet-scented osmanthus cake on the table, and said slowly, "Why is the God of the Five Sacred Mountains suddenly interested in coming to the world?"

That's right, these three men and two women are the current Great Emperor of the Five Sacred Mountains, Suichong of Mount Tai of the Eastern Mountain, Yushou of Mount Hua of the Western Mountain, Dan Lingzhi of Mount Heng of the Southern Mountain, Dengying Monk of Mount Heng of the Northern Mountain, and Chunxuan Group of Mount Song of the Middle Mountain.

Taishan God didn't understand Fu Li's implication, and respectfully said: "Returning to Shigong, I am waiting to come to the world this time to discuss with you the matter of ascending the emperor."

Fuli can understand each of these words separately, but why can't he understand them when they are put together from Taishan God's mouth?

"Wait." Fu Li raised his hand to stop him from continuing, pointing at himself, wondering, "You want me to be the emperor?"

Taishan God corrected: "It's not the emperor, it's the emperor of heaven."

Fu Li was even more puzzled, with an inexplicable expression on his face: "I became the Emperor of Heaven, what does Haotian do?"

The hottest God of Hengshan, Lingzhi, couldn't help but said: "God Haotian said that he is ready to abdicate, as long as you are willing to go to Tiandi, this position is yours!"

"Is he crazy?!" Hearing this, Fu Li almost choked on the pastry, "You can give up the position of Emperor of Heaven, and you agree? Doesn't it mean that anyone can become Emperor of Heaven!"

The God of the Five Sacred Mountains was not angry when Fuli scolded them that the Heavenly Emperor was sick.

Huashan God Yu Shou smiled modestly, and said: "You are joking, the Haotian God has announced to the heavens, and now everyone in the world knows that you are the ancient demon god, and it would be better if you succeed the emperor of heaven."

When Yu Qing heard that Haotian was going to give up the throne to Fu Li, and also publicized Fu Li's identity as a demon god, he almost laughed angrily.

He had a cold face, and said in a rare tone: "You heavens are really generous, you can even give up the position of emperor."

As soon as he opened his mouth, the God of the Five Sacred Mountains didn't dare to refute at all.

After all, they only heard about Fuli's deeds from Haotian's mouth. Even though Junshan and Daozu were established to fight against each other, often fighting with Demon Ancestor Luohu, and raising Sanqing, they didn't see it with their own eyes. But, nothing real.

But Sanqing is different. As a Daoist, Sanqing's status in the hearts of everyone in the heaven is obviously more lofty.

So when Haotian announced that he would give up the throne to Fuli instead of Yuqing Tianzun, there were many voices of opposition at the beginning, until Haotian received too many invitations and was forced to say that Fuli was Sanqing's adoptive father , the priests gradually died down.

As soon as Yu Qing opened his mouth, he knew whether there was one.

Fu Li saw that the God of the Five Sacred Mountains had stopped talking, and waved his hands carelessly: "Okay, go back and tell Haotian to let him stop drinking and eat more food! Giving up is not a play, if he messes around, you should Are you messing around?"

"Junior understands." The God of Five Sacred Mountains obediently bowed his head to accept the criticism, like a quail with its head shrunk.

Looking at the attitudes of Fu Li and Yu Qing, they are keenly aware that there may be some rift between these two Heavenly Venerates and Emperor Haotian. It is useless to let Fu Li be the Emperor of Heaven. If they continue to persuade them, they will even become "distant relatives" no.

So they planned to go back to the heaven and tell the priests about it, so that they could persuade the emperor to stop being willful.

The God of Five Sacred Mountains bid farewell to Fu Li and Yu Qing, and was about to return to the Heaven Realm, when the God of Mount Tai was suddenly called out: "Xiao Tai, wait a moment."

Taishan God thought that things had turned around, and turned his head expectantly: "Master called me?"

Fu Li nodded: "Is the reincarnation book on you? I want you to help me find a person named Chen Shuihan."