Who says the deity is not Bai Ze

"Fu Li, do you know? The husband of Wuyang street street flower cheated on her, and she took the vise to catch the adulterer on the spot!"

"Fuli, do you know! Uncle Wang's house in the east gate of the county lost two chickens. He thought it was stolen by his neighbors, but when he went to have a pee, he bumped into a slick Huang Daxian. It turned out that Huang Shulang's nephew stole it." Sneak out!"

"Fu Li, do you know! We are very busy every year during the Ghost Festival. I don't know who I will go out with on this year's Ghost Festival. I didn't hint that I want to be with you, really not."

"Floating..."

Fu Li doesn't want to know, Fu Li is so tired.

I don't know what kind of wind is coming from Jiguang, he circles around Fuli all day long, even talking to Fuli about the children crying at night in a certain family in the east and infertility in a certain family in the west.

Poor him suffers both visual and spiritual damage every day, it can be said that he sacrificed his ego for his dream!

Speaking of which, Fu Li has been in the Jinyang branch for three or four days.

Recently, I went out to explore and did some meaningful small tasks.For example—moving homeless ghosts whose graves were flooded in the north of the county, going to the vegetable market to teach a little goblin who stole vegetables, comforting an elderly female ghost with postpartum depression, dealing with interracial life-and-death love between a man and a cat, and helping someone who was blocked by a toilet ghost The resident unclogs the toilet...

From Fu Li's point of view, although these tasks are insignificant, a small step now will slowly converge into a road to the sky in the future!Steady and steady is his current way of life!

Today, Fuli, who has no more tasks to take on, is bouncing on the sofa in boredom, thinking whether the small county is too peaceful, so that nothing major happens.

"Floating Li—"

Hearing this familiar voice, he silently rolled his eyes, turned his head to look at the person who came by: "...Why are you here again?"

"I miss Fuli." Ji Guang pouted.

"But we only met five minutes ago."

"There is an old saying in China that if we don't see each other every day, it's like three autumns. If we don't see each other for five minutes, it's like every few days! And I have something to say when I come back."

Fu Li just wanted to dismiss him quickly, and said, "What's the matter."

Ji Guang scratched Purple Cabbage's head, and said a little shyly, "When the Minister said about Ghost Festival, let us deal with the affairs of Ci'an Township together! I didn't cry and beg the Minister!"

Fu Li's heart moved, and he thought to himself: Could it be that behind Bai Zezhen, even auspiciousness is inherited, so that now when he dozes off, someone will give him a pillow?This Ghost Festival sounds like a day when big things can happen!

But for the sake of his own physical and mental health, he said bluntly: "You can go, I am enough."

Ji Guang was stunned for a moment, and after realizing it, he said with a hurt face: "Does Fuli not want to go on missions with me...it must be, after all, the gate of ghosts is only open on the Ghost Festival, not only ghosts come out to let the wind out, but also spirits and monsters are very active At this time of the year, there will always be something with malicious intentions. If you are lucky and make great contributions, you may be promoted! You don’t have to stay in Jinyang, and you can get in touch with more powerful seniors. But don’t worry, Fuli! I will definitely not take credit from you! And I can protect you if there is danger... Wait, you don’t want me to take the mission because you are afraid of danger, right? I knew it! Fuli won’t It doesn't matter to me like this, Fu Li, even if there is danger, as the fastest man, I can still..."

"Quiet." Fu Li couldn't bear it any longer, and sealed the mouth of the BB machine with some tactics.

"Huh?!"

Fu Li said in his heart: Ji Guang, Ji Guang, are you pretending to be stupid or are you really stupid, why don't I want to stay with you, don't you have any idea?

But everyone knows that 'habit is a terrible thing'.In just a few days, Fu Li was able to extract what he wanted to know from Ji Guangyuan's speech speed beyond ordinary people, which is enough to be called a very competent class representative.

Fu Li raised his cheek and said: "I'll ask, you can just nod or shake your head, and then I will untie it for you."

"Oh!" Ji Guang nodded like a dancing purple cabbage.

Fu Li blinked, recalled some details in the words, and asked: "If you do the mission and make great contributions, can you be promoted?"

"Oh!" Ji Guang nodded: Yes!

"Above the Jinyang branch, are there many more powerful spiritual cultivators?"

"Oh!" Ji Guang nodded: Yes, yes!

"Do you have any experience with ghost festival missions?"

"Oh!" Ji Guang nodded sharply: Of course!So let's go together!

"Okay." After speaking, Fu Li snapped his fingers.

Xindao: This is the only advantage of Jiguang.After only a few days in Jinyang, he found out exactly how many chickens and ducks Uncle Li, Uncle Liu, and Uncle Zhang had raised in the Wang family, and now he understands the way to get in touch with higher spiritual cultivation.If there is such a natural intelligence machine, it is not too bad.

When Ji Guang found that he could speak, he quickly took a few deep breaths and said, "I'm suffocating!! So, Fu Li, did you agree to go with me?"

Fu Li nodded, paused, and said with a hint of warning: "It's fine to go together. You, don't talk."

Ji Guang looked at Fu Li with bright eyes, and said, "No problem! I'll listen to you!"

……

Both sides of the country road are covered with large paddy fields, and under the scorching sun in August, stubbles of golden yellow emerge from the tops of the green poles.Rows of low farm houses are scattered at the end of the field, and the rural scenery is simple as far as the eye can see.

--However

"Thu-chu--", the three-wheeled tractor with gray and black exhaust was driving on the country road.

"Beep beep beep——", the chattering 3D sound of the BB machine surrounded Fu Li's ears.

"..." At this moment, Fu Li, who was sitting on the grain stack at the back of the car, felt unprecedented regret.He deeply felt that he shouldn't lose his vigilance, and believed that Ji Guang could restrain his instinct so easily!

I remember that before departure, Jiguang once patted his chest and promised: "Fuli, don't worry! I have made arrangements, and we will go by car. In life, sometimes you still have to slow down, not for the end, just to enjoy the scenery along the way!"

Fu Li already knew that those monsters with different shapes were called "che", just like Fangfang beasts were collectively called "buildings".Hearing that Ji Guang said that they could go there by car, I was quite nostalgic in my heart, and thought that I could see his little boy.

Unexpectedly, the car is indeed a car, the kind with three legs like Xiaoguaiguai.

But this car is too fussy!

It doesn't matter if it's slow, but it doesn't seem to feel that it's slow at all, and it's full of complacency while running and making a showy cry - chug chug!Passing farmers, chug chug!Passing by other cars, chug chug!Even when passing by two dogs chasing and frolicking, it would chug twice!

But that's all if it's just that.It's not like he hasn't seen an arrogant and arrogant demon before, but what's even more exaggerated is that it farts while running!Fu Li hugged his knees and looked at this scruffy monster with a face full of lovelessness, seeing a string of gray-black unknown gas emitted from his tail, he finally couldn't help but seal his three senses—this deity is different from you If you don't care about it, it's pure if you don't see it with your eyes, it's clear if you don't hear it with your ears, and it's wonderful if you don't hear it with your nose!

"Hey—boys, let's go to Ci'an Township!"

"Fuli, Fuli, get off at the place!" Ji Guang pushed Fuli who was motionless with his eyes closed.

Fuli didn't close his sense of touch just to make it easier for Jiguang to remind him.So he didn't want to stop for a moment, jumped out of the car, and took a few steps away from this scruffy monster.

He raised his head and looked at the small archway in front of him, and asked the old man driving: "It says Ci'an Township?"

Recently, Fu Li has not only done tasks, but also started to learn modern characters.He had seen the word "Cian" ​​on Murphy's task schedule, but it was not quite the same as this word.

"No! This township was originally called Yangxian. In recent years, there has been a very powerful concept of Ci'an, and everyone has slowly changed the name to Ci'an. Now there is no rush to change here at the gate!"

Very powerful?Fu Li, the representative of the new promotion class, grasped the important point again, and secretly wrote down the concept of Ci'an, planning to find an opportunity to go there to find out the truth.If it is really powerful, then it would be a surprise for him to take it under his command.

Saying goodbye to the old man, Ji Guang brought Fu Li to a farm house in a familiar way, and happened to meet an old man killing chickens at the gate of the yard.

Ji Guang waved to the old man and shouted: "Uncle Liu! I'm Xiaoji, and I'm here again!"

"Oh, it's Xiaoji, come in, come in quickly." The old man hurriedly put down the chicken that had wiped half of its neck in his hand, wiped his hand on his pants, and opened the door for the two of them.

Fu Li said: "Do you know each other?"

Ji Guang: "Yes, every year when we come here to do business, we stay at Uncle Liu's house. There is also a son and daughter-in-law in his family. They are very nice people, so you don't have to be cautious."

Old Uncle Liu brought two cups of tea and said with a smile: "You can sit casually, there is nothing good in the countryside, so let's drink some tea first! ... Oh, Xiaoji, this is your friend? This kid is so handsome, so handsome !"

Ji Guang: "Thank you Uncle Liu, he is the most handsome in our place! This time, I will be bothering you for a few days again!"

"You're welcome, haven't you always helped my family? You introduced my son's job! It just so happens that my son and the others are in the hospital, and you just happen to be with me."

"Hospital? Are you sick?"

Uncle Liu seemed to be waiting for this sentence, and his cheekbones turned a layer of festive red: "How can it be! It's Juanzi who gave birth to a fat boy a few days ago, and Agen is with her in the hospital!"

"Then congratulations!..."

Seeing that he couldn't get in the conversation, Fu Li could only roll his eyes and play in boredom.

From the corner of the eye, I saw that the chicken with half of its neck wiped was bouncing around, as if thinking that he could still save it, so he couldn't help reminding: "Your chicken..."

Uncle Liu hurriedly looked back, and saw a bright red bloodstain meandering on the ground, and the decapitated chicken at the end of the bloodstain was already half body out of the yard!So he yelled "My chicken" and rushed up, his movements were so nimble that he didn't look like a man over fifty years old.

"Huh? Isn't Uncle Liu's right leg run over by a car..." Ji Guang murmured.

Fu Li gathered Qi to his eyes, looked at Uncle Liu's right leg, and found that there were no traces of broken meridians and reorganized flesh and blood on that leg, and said, "It doesn't look like it."

"Ah? That may be because I remembered it wrong! After all, as the fastest man, I see so many things every day, so it's normal to remember wrongly!" Ji Guang thought for a while before he stopped entangled, and dragged Fu Li to the courtyard Watch Liu Bo kill chickens.

"Uncle Liu, why are you so polite, and even killed a chicken to entertain us, see you!"

Uncle Liu was taken aback when he heard the words, and said a little embarrassedly: "This chicken...is a tribute to Ci'an Temple, but if you want to eat chicken, I will kill another one later!"

"Puchi." Fu Li mercilessly mocked Ji Guang for being sentimental.But ridicule is nothing but ridicule, but his eyes are very honestly stuck to the chicken, and he can't even tear it off.

Ashamed to say, he thought like Ji Guang did just now, thinking that the chicken was really for entertaining them.

You know, ever since he came to Jinyang, Fuli had lived a life of poverty where he could only taste a little bit of oil.Although he doesn't need to eat, he is still greedy for his appetite.Seeing this chicken, he recalled the luxurious life in the chaos back then, and he couldn't help but sigh: some demon gods, the more they live, the more they come back.

So Fu Li made a lot of calculations in his mind, and came to his mind: "Uncle Liu, can I go to Ci'an Temple with you to pay tribute?"

The reason why he asked this question was not only to explore the strength of the Ci'an Temple openly.I even want to see what kind of Da Luo Jinxian dares to snatch his chicken!As for which of the two is more important, probably only Fu Li knows.

Uncle Liu readily agreed: "Yes, I'll tell you that Ci'an is amazing! Xiaoji knows that my daughter-in-law has been married for five years and her stomach hasn't moved. She went to Ci'an last year with the mentality of giving it a try. Watching and worshiping, who would have thought that it took two months to find out! My leg was also healed by the lay monks of Ci'an Temple!"

"Are you so amazing?" You are so amazing, and you still want to grab his chicken.

"That's right. Originally, Ci'an Township was not called Ci'an Township. It was because the Ci'an Temple is so magical. The mountain where the Ci'an Temple is located was also changed to Ci'an Mountain. I heard that the archway at the entrance of the town will be closed in a few days. Take it apart and replace it with a new one!"

Fu Li watched Uncle Liu spitting and introducing many miracles of Ci'an Temple, but he didn't show it on the surface, but he didn't care about it in his heart.

On God, he could not be more clear.

Under the law of heaven, whether it is a natural demon god like him, or those gods born from folk beliefs in later generations, there is an inherent rule that cannot escape.That is - the offerings received by the gods are directly proportional to their mana.If the part of mana he was born with is used up, and if he wants to satisfy the believer's wish, he needs to consume the original mana.

He had never seen any brainless god do such a self-destructive thing.

What's more, he has been in Jinyang for many days, and he has never heard of Lao Shizi's Ci'an Temple. It can be seen that the influence of this Taoist temple is very limited.If you only enjoy the offerings from the village, you can at most be a small rural Taoist temple, which is really not that powerful, and you will definitely not have extra magic power to help believers.

As for these miraculous miracles that were handed down from mouth to mouth, Fu Li thought very villainously: Who knows what kind of trick it is?

"Fu Li, are you really going to worship Ci'an Temple? But I heard that spirits and monsters no longer believe in Taoist gods after the Lich War. Although you are a beast, you are not a god, but a beast... " Ji Guang wrinkled his face in confusion, apparently with the IQ of this BB machine, he couldn't understand Fu Li's foresight.

"Do you think I'm going to Ci'an Temple to worship God?" Fu Li raised his eyebrows somewhat proudly, and approached mysteriously to ask.

"! Could it be..."

"That's right, I'm going to steal the chicken!"

"???"