Who says the deity is not Bai Ze

"Have you hugged enough?" Haotian's deep voice sounded, seeming a little displeased.

Fu Li raised his head resting on Sha Bao's shoulder, saw that Sha Bao's eyes had returned to clarity, he felt relieved, and asked lightly, "He's afraid of thunder, what's wrong if I give him a hug?"

"What's the matter?" Haotian didn't answer, Guo Xiangda couldn't wait to reply, "This kid is afraid of thunder, so if we encounter an avalanche, wouldn't he kick his legs and belch the ass directly! That's it Also come to climb Kunlun Mountain? Hahaha, I laughed so hard!"

"..." Then you'd laugh yourself to death for this deity to see!

Fu Li lightly glanced at Guo Xiangda without emotion, really wanting to teach this ignorant human being a lesson.But thinking of Sha Bao's frightened look just now, Fu Li still took a deep breath, clenched his fists and endured it forcefully.

Guo Xiangda was shocked by this look and couldn't help but take a step back.

After realizing that he was actually frightened by a little white face, his face turned pale, and he pointed at Fu Li sternly: "What are you looking at, am I wrong! You..."

"Guo Xiangda!" You Li suddenly uttered a voice, forcibly pressed Guo Xiangda's hand, and said angrily, "Don't go too far! Look at what you're talking about? Since they can join the team, it proves that they are capable. You Can you stop focusing on yourself every time? The sun and the moon revolve around you, and the snow mountain is the ski resort in your backyard? Shut up, old lady!"

After making Guo Xiangda speechless, You Li returned to her gentle appearance, and smiled at Sha Bao: "Hey, little brother, it's not that this stinky uncle doesn't want you to climb the mountain, but that Kunlun is really difficult. You I'm still young, I'm afraid I have more than enough energy..."

The speed at which the woman changed her face was amazing. Fu Li was still thinking about how she practiced the skill of changing her face, when Sha Bao suddenly spoke, and replied in a gentle and youthful voice: "I'm not young anymore."

Everyone was taken aback for a moment, only to realize that the voice and appearance of the child in front of them were not right.If they hadn't seen it with their own eyes, they would definitely have thought that the speaker was a bright young man!

An absurd guess crossed Yuli's mind, and she tentatively asked, "Could it be...you are?"

"Well, I am." Sha Bao replied calmly, "I am sick, dwarfism."

Julie: "Huh?"

Everyone: "..."

Fu Li didn't understand what kind of charades everyone was playing, why they suddenly became silent, so he quietly communicated with Sha Bao: "Sha Bao, what do you mean by pig like evidence?"

Could it be that he also asked Ke Ji to do it, similar to a sow birth certificate?

Sha Bao's voice rang in Fu Li's mind: "I found out on my mobile phone a few days ago that people with dwarfism have short bones and are difficult to grow up. It can just explain why I look like a child, so as to dispel their doubts."

Fu Li raised his eyebrows, he didn't expect Sha Bao to be so thoughtful, and rubbed his head appreciatively.

Yuli took the rubbing of her head as Fuli was comforting Shabao, she felt sore, and couldn't help but said: "I didn't expect the truth of the matter to be so heartbreaking! The sick brother has a small wish, which is to board the When you go to Kunlun, you can stand on the top of the mountain and watch the clouds and the sea of ​​fog billow, and enjoy the most magnificent scenery in the world! In this way, you can be regarded as having climbed to a high place, and you will have no regrets in this life! This is really admirable, It's amazing! I'm crying for this epic brotherhood, how about you?"

You Li is a Chinese teacher by profession. Once she has an occupational disease, she starts to give a speech with great emotion.Perhaps due to the addition of the vast scenery of Kunlun, the eyes of some emotional girls are silently red.

I don't know who started it, and shouted: "Come on, silly treasure! Come on, Fuli!"

It didn't take a moment for the turbulent emotions to spread to the entire convoy. Everyone shouted slogans in unison, and the inspiring "Come on Fuli! Come on silly treasure!" floated over the wilderness!This is the power that Kunlun Mountain is shocked by!

Guo Xiangda: "..."

Guo Xiangda silently moved a few steps away.Crazy, all fucking crazy!This group of people is simply the scene of a large-scale evil religion pyramid scheme!

But at this moment, no matter how dissatisfied he was in his heart, he didn't dare to say it in front of everyone.Who the hell would have thought that this person had dwarfism!If he said a few more words, he would probably be sprayed to death by these sympathetic women!

"Okay, let's go when everyone is here." Haotian raised his forehead, as if he couldn't stand it anymore, interrupted everyone's chanting, and walked to the convoy first.

Everyone wiped away their tears, hurriedly got into the car, and headed towards the depths of the snow-capped mountains.

***

Taoist cave, the most sacred mountain.

The vast mountains sleep here quietly, like silent giants in silver armor, guarding the place closest to the sky.Wherever the sun shines, there are rolling snow peaks, like a dragon in a fertile field, like a moon falling into a river of stars.

The arrival of a team of six-wheel-drive trucks broke the peaceful appearance.They are visitors from the floating world, carrying with them the sorrow and customs of the earth, bringing a ray of popularity to the cold and merciless snow field.

"Oh my god, my mother, I finally came to Yuxu!"

"Fuck... so beautiful, so white, so good-looking!"

"I went to Lin Qin, why are you more vulgar than me? I can still describe it as snowy..."

Fuli jumped out of the car, the wind that was colder than the mountain pass brought the breath of snow, the air was pure without any impurities.

"..." Fu Li frowned slightly, and took another deep breath in disbelief, the air was still pure without any impurities...

So... what about ghosts?Didn't it mean that Kunlun is full of resentful souls all over the mountains and plains?Why didn't he even see a ghost?This Haotian is indeed a liar who can only talk nonsense, causing him to be happy in vain!

The liar Haotian has not realized that he has been found out. He pointed at the snow mountain without any self-knowledge, and said in a vague and distant tone, "Do you know why the snow in Kunlun has not melted for many years? Because...these snows are wandering and crying souls. Made it! The grievances will not be relieved for a day, and the ice and snow will not be melted for a day..."

The quiet atmosphere inside the snow mountain was even worse, and everyone was terrified again.

While huddling together to keep warm, I heard a clear voice from the side, humming two words full of disdain:

"Ha ha."

... Does Fuli have any opinion on Haotian?

As soon as Fu Li interrupted, everyone's fear was almost gone, and they all started to organize their equipment and prepare to climb the mountain.

"Fu Li, do you need me to carry Shabao's things? After all, due to his physical condition, it is very difficult to climb to the top of the mountain." Haotian asked Fu Li after finishing his things, put on his mountaineering bag and approached .

Obviously the problem revolved around Sha Bao, but he didn't even look away.

Fu Li glanced at him lightly, then shook her head.

Haotian laughed, didn't say much, and beckoned around the crowd, asking them to buckle the springs on the safety ropes: "Our goal today is the C1 campsite on the mountainside, and we will walk for about five hours on foot. There are fewer ice cracks, but everyone still keeps up and don’t fall behind.”

After finishing speaking, he led a group of people to the main peak of Yuxu in a mighty manner.

Climbing snow-capped mountains is hard work, but that is relative to humans, and to non-humans, it is no different from an outing.Fuli and Shabao strolled at the end of the line, silently listening to Haotian's nonsense in front.

"There are many legends about Kunlun Mountain, so do you know which god's ashram Kunlun is? That's right, it's the old mother of Yaochi, and the world also calls her Queen Mother. Mao Niao. The Lord of the Plague is a goddess with a very bad temper. It is said that because of his bad temper, he was sent to Kunlun by the Emperor of Heaven, and he only returns to the Heavenly Court once a year for the Peach Fair..."

"Why? Isn't the Queen Mother the wife of the Heavenly Emperor? Isn't the Heavenly Emperor a scumbag for treating her like this?" A young man with ear curls raised his hands, his tone full of doubts.

Fu Li remembered that this person seemed to be called Lin Qin, and he was the loudest when shouting slogans.

After Haotian heard this sentence, he staggered for some reason and almost fell face-to-face into the snow.

He paused, and said vaguely: "I don't know the relationship between the Heavenly Emperor and the Queen Mother. They are gods, and it's not up to mortals to worry about them. But! Saying they are mother and child is more credible than saying they are husband and wife!"

"Ah? Why?" Lin Qin asked again, probably out of a hundred thousand reasons.

Haotian turned his head and took a deep look at Fuli, and said leisurely: "I remember that in the book, the Emperor of Heaven has a very high vision, and anyone who is not a beauty cannot enter his eyes. There are also Chang'e and Xuannv among the priests in the heavenly court. There are countless good-looking gods, how could he fall in love with a Queen Mother who has not shed her animal form?"

Fu Li was not interested in the romantic anecdotes of these later generations of priests, and when he heard Haotian still chattering about how the Emperor of Heaven and the Queen Mother of the West were, he immediately turned his attention away without interest.

Suddenly, there was a cheerful dog barking in Fuli's sea of ​​consciousness:

"Wow woo woo woo woo woo!"

Fu Li paused in his footsteps, a surprised expression appeared on his face.

Sha Bao tugged at Fu Li's sleeve, and asked with concern: "What's wrong with Fu Li?"

Fu Li shook his head, nodded his own head, and said in a daze, "I... I seem to have a dog in my head."

"Enter the dog?" Silly Bao was also dumbfounded by the words, motioned Fu Li to bend down, gently lifted his forehead hair, and pressed his forehead to Fu Li's, and asked softly, "Are there still dogs now? "

Fu Li only felt that his forehead was soft and hot, as if he had been immersed in a pool of warm spring water.

After a while, Fu Li shook his head: "It seems to be gone now."

Haotian has been paying attention to the two people at the end of the team, and seeing that they have started to touch each other's foreheads, he raised his hand to signal: "Hey! Fu Li, stop playing with silly treasure! Keep up with the team!"

Simultaneously with Haotian's voice, there is also the barking sound in Fuli's head:

"Wow woof woof woof woof woof!"

This time the dog barked faster and more tenderly than the previous one, not like the same dog.

Fu Li was startled, could it be that he has two dogs in his mind?Into the dog also brought in pairs?

So in confusion, Fu Li slapped himself on the head directly, and said viciously: "Shut up!"

Haotian thought Fuli was telling him to shut up: "..."

Everyone: ... So Fuli really has a problem with Haotian, look, he is so anxious to kill himself.