Who says the deity is not Bai Ze
Chapter 1 The Confused Demon King Fu Xiaoli
When Fu Li opened his eyes, he felt a little dazed like never before.
He was punching Luo Hu and kicking Hongjun, so it would not be an exaggeration to say that he was in the limelight.If things continue like this, they will reach the pinnacle of the gods and become the number one leader of Chaos just around the corner!
Unexpectedly, those two people suddenly stopped their figures, and started yelling in a strange voice with no expression on their faces:
"Come here—don't miss it when you pass by, the sweet oranges are ten yuan and three catties, ten yuan and three catties!"
"It's a big sale. The original 100 or 20 leather shoes are all 20 yuan, all [-] yuan!"
Before the words fell, there were numerous footsteps in the distance.
Fuli glanced at it, and there were countless small dots gradually appearing on the edge of the muddy wilderness. The demon gods either rode the radiant magic tools, or chased the monster beasts that blocked the sky, and rushed towards him. Come.
And shouted loudly:
"Give me five catties of oranges!"
"Keep two pairs of leather shoes!"
"..."
So Fu Li was shocked and woke up with fright.
Scared, woke up, too.
He blinked, and tentatively stretched out his hand towards the darkness.But for a moment, the finger seemed to be blocked by something thin but tough, and could no longer move half a point forward.
Fu Li was not surprised, because this blocking layer was exactly the restriction he placed before retreating. What surprised him was that
——The restriction is still there, so how could he wake up?What is powerful enough to break through the restraint and wake him up?
At this moment, although Fu Li still doesn't understand what happened, he has vaguely felt the seriousness of the situation, and even feels that the days to come may be turned upside down.
Speaking of which, he is the all-powerful demon god in the chaos.
At that time, Pan Gu had not yet been born from the chaotic green lotus, and the world had not yet been opened.
Everything is still at the beginning of the primordial, the beginning of the microscopic.
Therefore, the Creator Yuanling personally created four living beings: one is Hongjun, and the other two have nothing to do with Fuli, so there is no need to talk about it.
And the last one is him, Fuli Tianzun.
Although they are reluctantly the sons of the Creator Yuanling, the relationship between the two is quite embarrassing.Fuli has always been very disdainful of Hongjun's extermination of the seven emotions and his righteousness.
What's even more dissatisfying is that the three sons who let him be called his father also worshiped under Hongjun's family one after another, which really slapped the old father in the face!
Therefore, Fuli would go to Hongjun's Ziwei Heaven Dojo to make trouble if he had nothing to do, causing all the gods and Buddhas to be overwhelmed, so he was directly condemned and nicknamed "the devil of the world".
Although Hongjun didn't show it on the face, he was probably dissatisfied with the Creator Yuanling's creation of such a thing as Fuli.
There is a pair of excellent heels but he doesn't practice hard, he only knows how to rob people's caves and plunder people's property.Oh, and overheard him preaching.
It can be said to be full of bad spots.
But for some reason, Fu Li never asked him to fight, he never should, even if he did, he never went, he perfectly inherited the will of the heavenly way, and he also perfectly upheld the previous gentleman's style.
In this regard, Fu Li, who has been put down repeatedly, just wants to say: Bah, hypocrisy!
As for Luo Hu, he could be regarded as his long-standing enemy.If it is said that Hongjun just makes him uncomfortable, then Luo Hu is enough to make him disgusted.
I don't know when it started, Luo Hu frequently appeared in the mouths of some demon gods.They said that he burned, killed, looted, and committed all kinds of evil, and he was a full-fledged fierce god.
Fu Li refused to accept it, isn't this the exclusive description for him?How could it be snatched by a demon god who didn't know where it came from?
Besides, everyone knows about Chaos: Fuli has three cheap sons, Tianbao Lingbao and Chibao, referred to as the Three Treasures.
Therefore, these demon gods who are full and have nothing to do simply list the three evils to ridicule him.
What should never have happened was that Luo Hu was in the front and Fu Li was in the back.
Now Fu Li couldn't bear it anymore.Luo Hu first robbed him of his notoriety, and now he overwhelms him on the bad list. If he doesn't beat him up, is he still worthy of being called the "devil king of the world"?
So the relationship between the two of them was concluded.Every time we meet, if you don't beat him to the point where the sky is dark and the sky is dark, the endless sea pours down, and the Luofu Gorge is filled up, then you can't let it go.
The fight lasted for a long time, so long that some demon gods who were free began to eat fruit and chat at the edge of the battlefield, but they still couldn't tell the winner.So the two stopped fighting altogether.
Instead, he beat up the people who eat melons.
Because of this, the notoriety was spread from ten to ten, and the spread became even more fierce.
In view of the above-mentioned deep and complicated entanglements, Fuli caught a nightmare beast who was good at dream-making before retreating.Don't talk about anything else, just let him overwhelm Hongjun and Luohu, and reach the top of Chaos.
So he, who has always been tired, practiced diligently in his dream, and when the East Pole Sea turned into a mulberry field for the seventh time, Fuli left the customs.
The first thing to do was to fight with Hongjun and Luo Hu.
Hence the previous scene.
But who would have expected that such a sweet dream would turn into a nightmare due to this inexplicable voice!
Which blind thing dared to act wildly in Junshan, and actually caused the deity to be... woken up by life and death!
Why, can they wake up from the chaos demon god?
Fu Li's anger didn't go anywhere, it's a pity that he has practiced for seven years, but he still failed to achieve his lifelong long-cherished wish.Aggrieved, aggrieved to death!
As soon as he was aggrieved, he wanted to hit someone.
So he didn't care that he was still retreating in a decent way, he directly waved his palm to break the restriction, only heard a "boom" - like the sound of something exploding, and finally his eyes suddenly opened up.
Fu Li jumped out of the pit at once, and patted his dusty clothes.
When beating someone, you still have to have manners.
But then he was dumbfounded - why is it so good, the cave has changed a lot?
Look at this tattered wood, with a low dome randomly branching out, with poor-quality and rough carvings attached to it.It was supposed to be the place where the table was supposed to be placed, but he cut a big hole, twisted to one side, and gaudy pieces splashed all over the ground.
What about the frozen platform cold spring of the deity?What about the white jade square table?What about silk brocade?
Where did the treasures he burned, killed and looted go!
"Hey! Where did you come from, little girl, don't you know that you can't just enter this Taoist temple?"
Fu Li was clutching his chest and feeling distressed, he never thought that someone would dare to hit him with a gun, when would he wait if he didn't hit him now?So he turned around abruptly——
"Ah--my Lord Sanqing! What's going on! The statue was fine just now, why is it broken like this now?" The man rushed forward like a cannonball, looking at the ground and crying .
Fu Li was taken aback by this strange person, and hurriedly took a step away, for fear of being rubbed by his fat body.
He tilted his head and took a closer look, and found that there was nothing in this person's spiritual altar except the weeds in the thorny sky, and he was quite puzzled how she survived the chaos and raised herself so white and fat of.
Wait, Fu Li went through the woman's words in his mind.
She just said Sanqing?On the contrary, in the few years he just retreated, he still had some external consciousness, and he vaguely heard a few spirit attendants whispering:
——I heard that Tianbao, Lingbao, and Chibao have been sanctified after proving the Tao!It seems that he claims to be Sanqing, that really gives us Junshan a long face!
——I heard that Nuwa was also sanctified!She created a human being, and the heavens have made great merit!But what do you think is good about this person, he looks like a weak chicken, can he live without spiritual power...
——Tell me, why can't our Tianzun be a little more courageous and come to an epiphany?One day, if you bang it, you might become a saint!
Cough cough, let's not talk about the last one for now.
The first two pieces of information were too much, and Fu Li didn't know where to ask them.
After deliberating for a long time, the woman almost poked her eyeballs into Fu Li's face, before he spoke, his voice was clear and lingering, not like a demon king in the world: "Are you a descendant of Nuwa?"
He still decided to find out the relationship between this person and Nuwa first. If he was really a descendant of Nuwa, he would have no choice but to fight for the sake of friendship with Nuwa.
"Yes! I'm a descendant of Nuwa, I'm still a descendant of Yanhuang, a descendant of the dragon, and a successor of socialism!" The voice was loud, and it was refreshing to admit it.
dragon?What dragon, Zulong?When did Zu Long, a licentious old bug, get together with Nu Wa?
Fu Li couldn't figure it out.But this is their private matter, and he is inconvenient and too lazy to take care of it.At least this woman admits that she is indeed a descendant of Nuwa, so let her go for now.
"Oh, then what's your relationship with Sanqing?" He was a little curious. This woman's name is Master Sanqing, so as the father of the master, should he be called—Master Tai?
The woman walked around Fuli a few times, but avoided talking about his question, and instead said in surprise: "Hey! You are not a little girl... Tsk tsk, this face is tenderer than a young girl, Sister Zhang, I am here Jin Yang has never seen such a handsome child in most of his life!"
Fu Li nodded, and said politely and perfunctorily: "Thank you."
It looks gentle and moist like jade, a gentleman.This is also one of the four great rumors circulating in the chaos: Why did the incarnate demon king be polite on his front feet, but suddenly violent on his back feet?
There are three other rumors that are meaningless: Why did Tiandao speak for dozens of years, but never get tired of speaking?Why can't Luofu climb up again after falling down?Why did the devil Luo Hu run to Junshan all day long, but the two of them haven't gotten together yet?
Fu Li deeply felt that the other rumors were all made up, especially the last one, rumors, absurd, and extremely boring!
"Oh boy, why are you dressed like this? You didn't break the Sanqing portrait, did you?" The woman asked suspiciously while admiring the beauty.
Sanqing like?Is it the Sanqing statue he understood?
Fu Li pointed to the flamboyant fragments on the ground that he despised before, a little unacceptable: "This is the Dharma statue of Sanqing?"
"Yeah, you don't recognize it? Why do you run into the Sanqing Temple if you don't recognize it, to see the scenery?" The woman took it for granted.
"I know... but I don't know."
The Sanqing in his memory were clearly three fragrant and soft dumplings, like the white peaches on Junshan Mountain.Even if I only saw a few times when I grew up, I still have a vague impression—at least it is good-looking, and everyone is handsome, and it will never be as ugly as this image.
"Why do you recognize me or not? I'm asking you! Don't think that you are good-looking and I won't care about you. It's fine if you sneak in. It's not like no one sneaks in, but if you break Sanqing Like, no matter what I say, I will send you to your superiors for an explanation!" The woman put her hips on her hips, pointing at Fu Li and muttering, her neck raised like a crowing pheasant.
Fu Li was inexplicably insulted, and the anger that had been suppressed came up again, but he really couldn't do it with Nuwa's descendants, so he suppressed it again.
Come and go, almost burn yourself.
He licked his dry lips, feeling that the crime of damaging his son's portrait was a bit serious.So he shamelessly shirked responsibility: "I didn't do it."
"Who did it if you didn't?"
"... Luo Hu made it." Sorry, next time you fight, I will ask you to do three tricks.
"Luo Hu? What about the other person? Why did he disappear?" The woman refused to budge, obviously not believing it.
"Run away." After a pause, he felt that he couldn't lose face, and added: "I beat him away."
The woman laughed angrily, thinking that this young man had such a good appearance for nothing, so she made up such a reason to deceive her: "Okay, let me ask you again, who made it?"
"Luo Hu." Fu Li was very surprised, why does this person keep asking him to repeat?Could it be that Luo Hu's reputation has improved recently, the golden rule of 'everything has no reason, and Luo Hu is responsible for it' is not working anymore?
"Okay, then you can go to your superiors and say the same when the time comes. Remember! Say it in the very affirmative tone you are now! Otherwise, my salary will be gone, and I will have to rely on you!" The woman is also a dead horse As a living horse doctor, I can't find that Laoshizi Luohu anyway, let this young man try it.
Fu Li really didn't understand what she said, what salary, superior?But judging by her frightened expression, she is probably the spiritual servant of the superior, and her salary may be spiritual resources such as spiritual stones.
But how could his cave fall into the hands of his superiors?He also made a few ugly Sanqing statues in it... Could it be that he had a grudge against him, so he sneaked into Junshan while he was retreating, and deliberately put the carefully prepared ugly version of the Sanqing statues here, for the purpose of Just to make their father and son turn against each other?
Ha, really has ulterior motives, and his intentions can be punished!
Fu Li thought he had figured out the whole story, and asked casually, "Does the superior have something to do with Nu Wa?"
"Ah?" The woman was puzzled by the second monk he asked.
Oh, it's alright.
That can be played.
Fu Li nodded, and happily let the woman take him to the superior.
The woman wished that he would hurry up and explain clearly to her superiors, and hurriedly led him away from Sanqing Temple.
The moment he stepped out of the Taoist temple, the shouts that were the same as in the dream came surging like encirclement and suppression from all directions.
"Ten yuan and three catties of oranges!"
"Leather shoes, leather shoes, 20 yuan a pair..."
... So many descendants of Nuwa.Unexpectedly, the old bug Zulong is quite capable.
Fu Li feels a little regretful, if the descendants of Nuwa don't do this well, they will be willing to be driven by their superiors to do low-level things that disturb people's dreams for nothing.But he always fights only with the top ones, what kind of demons are bullying these helpless spirit servants?
It's like Mount Wutai where Luo Hu lived, a bird that inhabited on his mountain flew to the top of Jun Mountain, and Fu Li had to dig three feet into the ground to pull Luo Hu out and fight.
But that bird, he definitely wouldn't move.
He is a very principled demon god!
"Are you heavy?" The woman drove out a monster with a weird shape, patted the lower body of the monster and said, "Sit on it if you're not heavy, Sister Zhang, I'll give you a ride!"
He is the incarnation of chaotic vitality, and it doesn't matter whether it is serious or not.If it is light, he is lighter than the fire feather of the Golden Crow, and if it is heavy, it is fine, but he guessed that the descendants of Nuwa would not be able to carry a few Junshan.
So Fu Li nimbly turned over and sat on the monster beast, deliberately making the weight lighter.It's not that he feels pity for Nuwa's descendants, but that he is afraid that this thin monster will not be able to bear it.
He glanced at the woman's fat body that trembled as the monster moved.Well, I can't stand it, I really can't stand it.
Taking advantage of his spare time, Fu Li looked around, but what he saw was remarkable.
When did chaos become like this?
——The straight avenue cuts the area into four squares, and all kinds of weird monsters run on the road.These monsters look strange, some have four legs, some have two legs, and the colors are very mottled and messy.Although he is not very tall, his skin can glow coldly under the sunlight.Some monsters can also take people into their stomachs, and even make thunderous roars when running.
Such a spectacle stupefied Fu Li for a moment, he looked around in a daze, sure that he had never seen such a monster in his many years of rampant chaos, is this some kind of hermit race?
But perhaps it was a biased heart, he felt that although the other monsters looked mighty, they were far less cute and cute than this one.Look at this indigo skin, small body, and this crisp and melodious whistle, it is really lively and interesting.
So he stroked the rough skin of the little beast, and squeezed it -- oh, it's flat.
flat? !Fu Li immediately withdrew his hand, nervously raised his eyes to look at the descendant of Nuwa who was driving the monster beast, seeing that she didn't notice anything unusual, he calmed down and looked at the three round legs of the monster beast - also running happily.
Fortunately, this little beast is quite tenacious, even though it was hurt by him, it didn't cry.Although it ran no faster than other four-legged monsters, Fu Li saw it more and more pleasing to the eye, and was thinking about whether to snatch this little beast back to the cave.
Anyway, his reputation for burning, killing and looting has been settled, and this time is not bad.
"Here we are, get out of the car." Not long after, the woman tied the monster beast to a strangely shaped cave.
This cave is also different from what Fuli is used to.Look at this appearance, it seems to be transformed by a monster. The whole beast has a square shape, with pairs of square eyes from top to bottom, and a big square mouth at the bottom.
Fuli wanted to give it a name—well, let’s call it Fangfang Beast.
He walked into Fangfang beast's mouth unhurriedly, and what he was thinking in his head was not going into the mouth of a sheep, throwing himself into a snare, catching a turtle in a urn... but whenever there was any abnormality, he would simply do it neatly, and burn his internal organs with a handful of real Hunyuan fire. Burn the six internal organs, seven tendons and eight veins clean!
"Hello, I'm Zhang Yanfen from Sanqing Temple. I want to talk to Officer Huang about work." The woman walked forward and said to another descendant of Nuwa who seemed to be in charge of the cave.
"Officer Huang—someone is looking for—"
"Who? Didn't you know I was eating!" The person called Officer Huang came out with a chicken bone in his mouth, his tone a bit impatient.
Unexpectedly, the moment he walked out, Officer Huang was suddenly thrown against the wall by a burst of force!This force was so fast that it produced a face-piercing wind.
He felt as if his internal organs had been punched hard by a giant long-haired hand. It was so painful and itchy that he almost vomited out the chicken he just ate or the chicken that hadn't been digested yesterday.
"Superior?" Qingyue's voice rang in Officer Huang's ears, and he raised his head in a daze, only to see a pair of slanted eyebrows, with slightly raised eyes underneath.
"Yes, it's me..." Officer Huang felt that this person was probably here to provoke, what was he picking?It's nothing more than those retirement wages, pension subsidies, and second-child rewards. He just needs to show his identity and press it.
"Very good." Fu Li rolled his eyes and smiled, his evil eyes suddenly became a little tender and affectionate.
He patted Officer Huang's cheek with the back of his hand, and seeing the uncontrollable panic from the other party, he raised the corners of his lips maliciously, but his tone was still innocent and innocent: "I finally found you. "
"Let's have a good meal first."
He was punching Luo Hu and kicking Hongjun, so it would not be an exaggeration to say that he was in the limelight.If things continue like this, they will reach the pinnacle of the gods and become the number one leader of Chaos just around the corner!
Unexpectedly, those two people suddenly stopped their figures, and started yelling in a strange voice with no expression on their faces:
"Come here—don't miss it when you pass by, the sweet oranges are ten yuan and three catties, ten yuan and three catties!"
"It's a big sale. The original 100 or 20 leather shoes are all 20 yuan, all [-] yuan!"
Before the words fell, there were numerous footsteps in the distance.
Fuli glanced at it, and there were countless small dots gradually appearing on the edge of the muddy wilderness. The demon gods either rode the radiant magic tools, or chased the monster beasts that blocked the sky, and rushed towards him. Come.
And shouted loudly:
"Give me five catties of oranges!"
"Keep two pairs of leather shoes!"
"..."
So Fu Li was shocked and woke up with fright.
Scared, woke up, too.
He blinked, and tentatively stretched out his hand towards the darkness.But for a moment, the finger seemed to be blocked by something thin but tough, and could no longer move half a point forward.
Fu Li was not surprised, because this blocking layer was exactly the restriction he placed before retreating. What surprised him was that
——The restriction is still there, so how could he wake up?What is powerful enough to break through the restraint and wake him up?
At this moment, although Fu Li still doesn't understand what happened, he has vaguely felt the seriousness of the situation, and even feels that the days to come may be turned upside down.
Speaking of which, he is the all-powerful demon god in the chaos.
At that time, Pan Gu had not yet been born from the chaotic green lotus, and the world had not yet been opened.
Everything is still at the beginning of the primordial, the beginning of the microscopic.
Therefore, the Creator Yuanling personally created four living beings: one is Hongjun, and the other two have nothing to do with Fuli, so there is no need to talk about it.
And the last one is him, Fuli Tianzun.
Although they are reluctantly the sons of the Creator Yuanling, the relationship between the two is quite embarrassing.Fuli has always been very disdainful of Hongjun's extermination of the seven emotions and his righteousness.
What's even more dissatisfying is that the three sons who let him be called his father also worshiped under Hongjun's family one after another, which really slapped the old father in the face!
Therefore, Fuli would go to Hongjun's Ziwei Heaven Dojo to make trouble if he had nothing to do, causing all the gods and Buddhas to be overwhelmed, so he was directly condemned and nicknamed "the devil of the world".
Although Hongjun didn't show it on the face, he was probably dissatisfied with the Creator Yuanling's creation of such a thing as Fuli.
There is a pair of excellent heels but he doesn't practice hard, he only knows how to rob people's caves and plunder people's property.Oh, and overheard him preaching.
It can be said to be full of bad spots.
But for some reason, Fu Li never asked him to fight, he never should, even if he did, he never went, he perfectly inherited the will of the heavenly way, and he also perfectly upheld the previous gentleman's style.
In this regard, Fu Li, who has been put down repeatedly, just wants to say: Bah, hypocrisy!
As for Luo Hu, he could be regarded as his long-standing enemy.If it is said that Hongjun just makes him uncomfortable, then Luo Hu is enough to make him disgusted.
I don't know when it started, Luo Hu frequently appeared in the mouths of some demon gods.They said that he burned, killed, looted, and committed all kinds of evil, and he was a full-fledged fierce god.
Fu Li refused to accept it, isn't this the exclusive description for him?How could it be snatched by a demon god who didn't know where it came from?
Besides, everyone knows about Chaos: Fuli has three cheap sons, Tianbao Lingbao and Chibao, referred to as the Three Treasures.
Therefore, these demon gods who are full and have nothing to do simply list the three evils to ridicule him.
What should never have happened was that Luo Hu was in the front and Fu Li was in the back.
Now Fu Li couldn't bear it anymore.Luo Hu first robbed him of his notoriety, and now he overwhelms him on the bad list. If he doesn't beat him up, is he still worthy of being called the "devil king of the world"?
So the relationship between the two of them was concluded.Every time we meet, if you don't beat him to the point where the sky is dark and the sky is dark, the endless sea pours down, and the Luofu Gorge is filled up, then you can't let it go.
The fight lasted for a long time, so long that some demon gods who were free began to eat fruit and chat at the edge of the battlefield, but they still couldn't tell the winner.So the two stopped fighting altogether.
Instead, he beat up the people who eat melons.
Because of this, the notoriety was spread from ten to ten, and the spread became even more fierce.
In view of the above-mentioned deep and complicated entanglements, Fuli caught a nightmare beast who was good at dream-making before retreating.Don't talk about anything else, just let him overwhelm Hongjun and Luohu, and reach the top of Chaos.
So he, who has always been tired, practiced diligently in his dream, and when the East Pole Sea turned into a mulberry field for the seventh time, Fuli left the customs.
The first thing to do was to fight with Hongjun and Luo Hu.
Hence the previous scene.
But who would have expected that such a sweet dream would turn into a nightmare due to this inexplicable voice!
Which blind thing dared to act wildly in Junshan, and actually caused the deity to be... woken up by life and death!
Why, can they wake up from the chaos demon god?
Fu Li's anger didn't go anywhere, it's a pity that he has practiced for seven years, but he still failed to achieve his lifelong long-cherished wish.Aggrieved, aggrieved to death!
As soon as he was aggrieved, he wanted to hit someone.
So he didn't care that he was still retreating in a decent way, he directly waved his palm to break the restriction, only heard a "boom" - like the sound of something exploding, and finally his eyes suddenly opened up.
Fu Li jumped out of the pit at once, and patted his dusty clothes.
When beating someone, you still have to have manners.
But then he was dumbfounded - why is it so good, the cave has changed a lot?
Look at this tattered wood, with a low dome randomly branching out, with poor-quality and rough carvings attached to it.It was supposed to be the place where the table was supposed to be placed, but he cut a big hole, twisted to one side, and gaudy pieces splashed all over the ground.
What about the frozen platform cold spring of the deity?What about the white jade square table?What about silk brocade?
Where did the treasures he burned, killed and looted go!
"Hey! Where did you come from, little girl, don't you know that you can't just enter this Taoist temple?"
Fu Li was clutching his chest and feeling distressed, he never thought that someone would dare to hit him with a gun, when would he wait if he didn't hit him now?So he turned around abruptly——
"Ah--my Lord Sanqing! What's going on! The statue was fine just now, why is it broken like this now?" The man rushed forward like a cannonball, looking at the ground and crying .
Fu Li was taken aback by this strange person, and hurriedly took a step away, for fear of being rubbed by his fat body.
He tilted his head and took a closer look, and found that there was nothing in this person's spiritual altar except the weeds in the thorny sky, and he was quite puzzled how she survived the chaos and raised herself so white and fat of.
Wait, Fu Li went through the woman's words in his mind.
She just said Sanqing?On the contrary, in the few years he just retreated, he still had some external consciousness, and he vaguely heard a few spirit attendants whispering:
——I heard that Tianbao, Lingbao, and Chibao have been sanctified after proving the Tao!It seems that he claims to be Sanqing, that really gives us Junshan a long face!
——I heard that Nuwa was also sanctified!She created a human being, and the heavens have made great merit!But what do you think is good about this person, he looks like a weak chicken, can he live without spiritual power...
——Tell me, why can't our Tianzun be a little more courageous and come to an epiphany?One day, if you bang it, you might become a saint!
Cough cough, let's not talk about the last one for now.
The first two pieces of information were too much, and Fu Li didn't know where to ask them.
After deliberating for a long time, the woman almost poked her eyeballs into Fu Li's face, before he spoke, his voice was clear and lingering, not like a demon king in the world: "Are you a descendant of Nuwa?"
He still decided to find out the relationship between this person and Nuwa first. If he was really a descendant of Nuwa, he would have no choice but to fight for the sake of friendship with Nuwa.
"Yes! I'm a descendant of Nuwa, I'm still a descendant of Yanhuang, a descendant of the dragon, and a successor of socialism!" The voice was loud, and it was refreshing to admit it.
dragon?What dragon, Zulong?When did Zu Long, a licentious old bug, get together with Nu Wa?
Fu Li couldn't figure it out.But this is their private matter, and he is inconvenient and too lazy to take care of it.At least this woman admits that she is indeed a descendant of Nuwa, so let her go for now.
"Oh, then what's your relationship with Sanqing?" He was a little curious. This woman's name is Master Sanqing, so as the father of the master, should he be called—Master Tai?
The woman walked around Fuli a few times, but avoided talking about his question, and instead said in surprise: "Hey! You are not a little girl... Tsk tsk, this face is tenderer than a young girl, Sister Zhang, I am here Jin Yang has never seen such a handsome child in most of his life!"
Fu Li nodded, and said politely and perfunctorily: "Thank you."
It looks gentle and moist like jade, a gentleman.This is also one of the four great rumors circulating in the chaos: Why did the incarnate demon king be polite on his front feet, but suddenly violent on his back feet?
There are three other rumors that are meaningless: Why did Tiandao speak for dozens of years, but never get tired of speaking?Why can't Luofu climb up again after falling down?Why did the devil Luo Hu run to Junshan all day long, but the two of them haven't gotten together yet?
Fu Li deeply felt that the other rumors were all made up, especially the last one, rumors, absurd, and extremely boring!
"Oh boy, why are you dressed like this? You didn't break the Sanqing portrait, did you?" The woman asked suspiciously while admiring the beauty.
Sanqing like?Is it the Sanqing statue he understood?
Fu Li pointed to the flamboyant fragments on the ground that he despised before, a little unacceptable: "This is the Dharma statue of Sanqing?"
"Yeah, you don't recognize it? Why do you run into the Sanqing Temple if you don't recognize it, to see the scenery?" The woman took it for granted.
"I know... but I don't know."
The Sanqing in his memory were clearly three fragrant and soft dumplings, like the white peaches on Junshan Mountain.Even if I only saw a few times when I grew up, I still have a vague impression—at least it is good-looking, and everyone is handsome, and it will never be as ugly as this image.
"Why do you recognize me or not? I'm asking you! Don't think that you are good-looking and I won't care about you. It's fine if you sneak in. It's not like no one sneaks in, but if you break Sanqing Like, no matter what I say, I will send you to your superiors for an explanation!" The woman put her hips on her hips, pointing at Fu Li and muttering, her neck raised like a crowing pheasant.
Fu Li was inexplicably insulted, and the anger that had been suppressed came up again, but he really couldn't do it with Nuwa's descendants, so he suppressed it again.
Come and go, almost burn yourself.
He licked his dry lips, feeling that the crime of damaging his son's portrait was a bit serious.So he shamelessly shirked responsibility: "I didn't do it."
"Who did it if you didn't?"
"... Luo Hu made it." Sorry, next time you fight, I will ask you to do three tricks.
"Luo Hu? What about the other person? Why did he disappear?" The woman refused to budge, obviously not believing it.
"Run away." After a pause, he felt that he couldn't lose face, and added: "I beat him away."
The woman laughed angrily, thinking that this young man had such a good appearance for nothing, so she made up such a reason to deceive her: "Okay, let me ask you again, who made it?"
"Luo Hu." Fu Li was very surprised, why does this person keep asking him to repeat?Could it be that Luo Hu's reputation has improved recently, the golden rule of 'everything has no reason, and Luo Hu is responsible for it' is not working anymore?
"Okay, then you can go to your superiors and say the same when the time comes. Remember! Say it in the very affirmative tone you are now! Otherwise, my salary will be gone, and I will have to rely on you!" The woman is also a dead horse As a living horse doctor, I can't find that Laoshizi Luohu anyway, let this young man try it.
Fu Li really didn't understand what she said, what salary, superior?But judging by her frightened expression, she is probably the spiritual servant of the superior, and her salary may be spiritual resources such as spiritual stones.
But how could his cave fall into the hands of his superiors?He also made a few ugly Sanqing statues in it... Could it be that he had a grudge against him, so he sneaked into Junshan while he was retreating, and deliberately put the carefully prepared ugly version of the Sanqing statues here, for the purpose of Just to make their father and son turn against each other?
Ha, really has ulterior motives, and his intentions can be punished!
Fu Li thought he had figured out the whole story, and asked casually, "Does the superior have something to do with Nu Wa?"
"Ah?" The woman was puzzled by the second monk he asked.
Oh, it's alright.
That can be played.
Fu Li nodded, and happily let the woman take him to the superior.
The woman wished that he would hurry up and explain clearly to her superiors, and hurriedly led him away from Sanqing Temple.
The moment he stepped out of the Taoist temple, the shouts that were the same as in the dream came surging like encirclement and suppression from all directions.
"Ten yuan and three catties of oranges!"
"Leather shoes, leather shoes, 20 yuan a pair..."
... So many descendants of Nuwa.Unexpectedly, the old bug Zulong is quite capable.
Fu Li feels a little regretful, if the descendants of Nuwa don't do this well, they will be willing to be driven by their superiors to do low-level things that disturb people's dreams for nothing.But he always fights only with the top ones, what kind of demons are bullying these helpless spirit servants?
It's like Mount Wutai where Luo Hu lived, a bird that inhabited on his mountain flew to the top of Jun Mountain, and Fu Li had to dig three feet into the ground to pull Luo Hu out and fight.
But that bird, he definitely wouldn't move.
He is a very principled demon god!
"Are you heavy?" The woman drove out a monster with a weird shape, patted the lower body of the monster and said, "Sit on it if you're not heavy, Sister Zhang, I'll give you a ride!"
He is the incarnation of chaotic vitality, and it doesn't matter whether it is serious or not.If it is light, he is lighter than the fire feather of the Golden Crow, and if it is heavy, it is fine, but he guessed that the descendants of Nuwa would not be able to carry a few Junshan.
So Fu Li nimbly turned over and sat on the monster beast, deliberately making the weight lighter.It's not that he feels pity for Nuwa's descendants, but that he is afraid that this thin monster will not be able to bear it.
He glanced at the woman's fat body that trembled as the monster moved.Well, I can't stand it, I really can't stand it.
Taking advantage of his spare time, Fu Li looked around, but what he saw was remarkable.
When did chaos become like this?
——The straight avenue cuts the area into four squares, and all kinds of weird monsters run on the road.These monsters look strange, some have four legs, some have two legs, and the colors are very mottled and messy.Although he is not very tall, his skin can glow coldly under the sunlight.Some monsters can also take people into their stomachs, and even make thunderous roars when running.
Such a spectacle stupefied Fu Li for a moment, he looked around in a daze, sure that he had never seen such a monster in his many years of rampant chaos, is this some kind of hermit race?
But perhaps it was a biased heart, he felt that although the other monsters looked mighty, they were far less cute and cute than this one.Look at this indigo skin, small body, and this crisp and melodious whistle, it is really lively and interesting.
So he stroked the rough skin of the little beast, and squeezed it -- oh, it's flat.
flat? !Fu Li immediately withdrew his hand, nervously raised his eyes to look at the descendant of Nuwa who was driving the monster beast, seeing that she didn't notice anything unusual, he calmed down and looked at the three round legs of the monster beast - also running happily.
Fortunately, this little beast is quite tenacious, even though it was hurt by him, it didn't cry.Although it ran no faster than other four-legged monsters, Fu Li saw it more and more pleasing to the eye, and was thinking about whether to snatch this little beast back to the cave.
Anyway, his reputation for burning, killing and looting has been settled, and this time is not bad.
"Here we are, get out of the car." Not long after, the woman tied the monster beast to a strangely shaped cave.
This cave is also different from what Fuli is used to.Look at this appearance, it seems to be transformed by a monster. The whole beast has a square shape, with pairs of square eyes from top to bottom, and a big square mouth at the bottom.
Fuli wanted to give it a name—well, let’s call it Fangfang Beast.
He walked into Fangfang beast's mouth unhurriedly, and what he was thinking in his head was not going into the mouth of a sheep, throwing himself into a snare, catching a turtle in a urn... but whenever there was any abnormality, he would simply do it neatly, and burn his internal organs with a handful of real Hunyuan fire. Burn the six internal organs, seven tendons and eight veins clean!
"Hello, I'm Zhang Yanfen from Sanqing Temple. I want to talk to Officer Huang about work." The woman walked forward and said to another descendant of Nuwa who seemed to be in charge of the cave.
"Officer Huang—someone is looking for—"
"Who? Didn't you know I was eating!" The person called Officer Huang came out with a chicken bone in his mouth, his tone a bit impatient.
Unexpectedly, the moment he walked out, Officer Huang was suddenly thrown against the wall by a burst of force!This force was so fast that it produced a face-piercing wind.
He felt as if his internal organs had been punched hard by a giant long-haired hand. It was so painful and itchy that he almost vomited out the chicken he just ate or the chicken that hadn't been digested yesterday.
"Superior?" Qingyue's voice rang in Officer Huang's ears, and he raised his head in a daze, only to see a pair of slanted eyebrows, with slightly raised eyes underneath.
"Yes, it's me..." Officer Huang felt that this person was probably here to provoke, what was he picking?It's nothing more than those retirement wages, pension subsidies, and second-child rewards. He just needs to show his identity and press it.
"Very good." Fu Li rolled his eyes and smiled, his evil eyes suddenly became a little tender and affectionate.
He patted Officer Huang's cheek with the back of his hand, and seeing the uncontrollable panic from the other party, he raised the corners of his lips maliciously, but his tone was still innocent and innocent: "I finally found you. "
"Let's have a good meal first."
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