The worst is the next cousin

First, Xu Qiu came over to say hello to Mao Xiaofei, who was full of ambition, and said that he hadn't slept all night, and was so sleepy that he couldn't even hang his head on a tree, and wanted to sleep.

Mao Xiaofei thought about what Xu Qiu could do, waved his hand, and let him go to sleep.

Unexpectedly, within a short while, Xu Qi also came over and said that he could not help, and his words were perfect, so that Mao Xiaofei couldn't find a word to refute him: "I have trichophobia, especially fear of flat-haired animals. Don't talk about catching them, even if they eat, I can't eat them." It has to be plucked so that it is round and smooth, without a single hair left."

As soon as these words came out, Mao Xiaofei couldn't help wondering how Xu Qi grew up so big. Thinking about it this way, he was probably a child from a poor family, who couldn't eat a meal of meat for ten days and a half months.After all, when eating chicken, there will be hair on the head of the chicken. Even the pig's trotters and fat pigskin can be skillfully cooked without leaving a piece of hair.

Seeing that Xu Qi couldn't afford to hire a cook, these days, cooks are all ostentatious, cooks are more popular than cooks, people with no status and status can't afford to hire a cook, and the old lady at home is used as a cook.Those who have status and status, what they eat is not a taste, but a quality.Therefore, it takes half an hour for a big family to start a banquet. The cook will help, and the cook will show her skills on the spot, so as to not only satisfy the appetite.

However, the immediate goal is to catch chickens.

The two pheasants woke up, stood up and clucked and walked all over the ground.

Mao Xiaofei stared at Xu Qiu's bulging baggage, walked over and patted him on the shoulder.

"Brother, why are you carrying a bag when you come out to catch chickens? What good things are you packing?"

This Xu Qiu didn't care about anything except eating.Immediately hid behind Xu Qi, pursed her mouth, and shouted: "It's nothing, just a little..."

"Some...something to eat?"

Xu Qi has closed her eyes, with an expression that has nothing to do with me.

Mao Xiaofei hehe said: "Ask you, Xu Qiu."

"Ask, anyway, it's not food in my bag!" Xu Qiu raised his chin.

"How long has it been since you had meat?"

As soon as Mao Xiaofei said this, it was like a thousand arrows piercing through the heart. Xu Qiu's face twisted for a while, and he said wronged: "I haven't seen meat after the new year. After the birth of my little nephew, let alone meat, I haven't seen You Xingzi for a long time."

"Yes, yes, so you still have to eat meat. Only by eating meat can you have strength. If you have strength to go to the battlefield, you will not be chopped up by the enemy, but cut the opponent as a carrot. Cut it. Right?"

Xu Qiu didn't realize he had fallen into a language trap. Thinking of the wonderful taste of chicken, a little bit of saliva could not be prevented from oozing from the corners of his mouth.

"So use the steamed buns you brought, grab a few chickens, let's pluck the hairs on the spot, sprinkle some salt, and roast them until they burst with oil. Once you bite into the oil, the skin will be burnt and the meat will be tender. Tsk tsk, wouldn't it be a good deal? Buy or sell?"

Immediately, there was a surge of ambition, dry food was once precious, and the price of oil star was even higher. If it was because of eating meat, both of them could be thrown away.Xu Qiu Qi Ai handed over the steamed buns.

Xu Qi shook his head helplessly, and grabbed Xu Qiu who was going to follow Mao Xiaofei.

"Don't look at it. You make such a big noise when you take a step. These little things are very sensitive. The more people there are, the harder it is to catch them. Sit down obediently. If he can't catch him, I'll help you clean him up."

"Brother Xu, don't be crowed. Rather than cleaning him up, I still hope he catches a lot of chickens. Let's roast a few first..." Xu Qiu's mouth was about to drool, so he quickly shut up to avoid embarrassment.

From a distance, the two of them watched Mao Xiaofei jumping up and down in the grass with a wounded leg, being ridden on the head by a pheasant for a while, and muttering to the two chickens with his hips akimbo.

If it wasn't too incredible, Xu Qiu almost thought that Mao Xiaofei could speak birds.

He used Xu Qiu's steamed buns as bait, gave some to the pheasants, and drove them away. The panicked pheasants kept crowing.Mao Xiaofei muttered to them for a while.

Xu Qi sat under the tree with her arms folded, she was far away, and she was able to see everything more clearly.

The corners of his mouth curled up slightly, showing a little more interest in the task at hand.

Five or six days ago, Xu Qi entered the palace.

He has no hobbies in his life, half a catty of yellow soup, gets drunk with like-minded friends, and sleeps soundly and soundly after drunk.

"I have invited you over and over again, but you refused to come. Why are you free today?" No one would have imagined that the best place for a knight-errant to sleep is not just a pear with two taels of silver for one night. It's just Chunfang.

Xu Qi is a frequent visitor of Sleeping Flowers and Sleeping Willows. He travels around the rivers and lakes and lives in no fixed place. He is a knight-errant with a sword.He was even the guest of Emperor Shangqi.

The royal family of Shangqi was renamed Gongxi, which is said to be the ancient surname of Shangqi.The people of Shang Qi did not rely on force to set the country. The one who conquered the country was not the same family as the one who ruled the country. Perhaps it had something to do with the Gongxi clan's good friends.

Passed down to this generation, the royal family still maintains this style. Among Gong Xixuan's folk friends, Xu Qi can be sent into the top three.There is no other reason, just because rare things are not common.Xu Qi's sword is like a swimming dragon, and his straight strokes made Gong Xixuan amazed. When he was young, he had studied in the same school, but because of Gong Xixuan's special status, he couldn't be a disciple, so he didn't call him Xu Qiyi's senior brother.Later, Gong Xixuan returned to Shangnan to inherit the throne, and the two of them never cut off the exchange of fish and geese.

Unexpectedly, happiness came so suddenly.

I saw Xu Qi hooking the wine pot with his little finger, leaning on the dragon bed, with a comfortable posture and a light attitude, as if he was only sleeping on a straw mat.

"Helping a friend track down the family's whereabouts, I happened to be passing by Shangnan, thinking, it seems disrespectful to you, the emperor, not to enter." Xu Qi took a sip of wine, clicked his tongue, and closed his eyes intoxicated.

Gong Xixuan said: "If I want to invite you, I have to rely on other people's blessings. What kind of friend has such face and can make you move? I don't know if I have something to do in the future, Brother Xu can treat him equally."

As if hearing a joke, Xu Qi laughed out loud.

"You are the emperor, what else can you do? Please ask me." Xu Qi frowned slightly, as if feeling very uncomfortable, tore off her bundle of hair, and rolled around on the pillow where the emperor slept every day .

"Why are you still this virtuous? Are you drunk?" Gong Xixuan had learned a lot about Xu Qi's stinking problem back then, and when he was drunk, he dared to ask the emperor to take off his boots and hold his feet.

"Not drunk." Sure enough, Xu Qi's eyes were still clear to the bottom, he lazily separated one eye and glanced at his unknown junior, "Say it, what's the matter?"

Gong Xixuan touched his nose: "It's not a big deal, don't dare to bother."

"I haven't seen you for two years, and even you have learned to play hard to get?" Xu Qi was slightly displeased, with a complicated look in his eyes, thinking of someone.

"Okay, then I've said it." Gong Xixuan sat on the side of the couch, and after returning to the palace, he always sat upright. Anyway, there was no one in the bedroom, so he crossed his legs casually, let Xu Qi's head rest on his lap, and helped him close up Brushing her hair, "Brother Xu, can you help me protect someone?"

"Sweetheart?" Xu Qi squinted at him.

"No no." Gong Xixuan was very embarrassed, pondered for a moment, and then he chose his words carefully: "He probably doesn't remember me, but it can be considered that the royal family is sorry for him, and I am also at fault."

"Mother-in-law." Xu Qi scoffed, "What's the matter? I'll listen to it, and then I'll consider whether to agree or not."

Suddenly Gong Xixuan smiled, he usually doesn't smile very much, Xu Qi's eyes flickered slightly, if he didn't see Gong Xixuan's too handsome face all day long under the teacher's door, he might not be able to restrain himself.For a broken sleeve, Gong Xixuan looks like a big piece of fat.

Xu Qi didn't immediately agree to protect Mao Xiaofei for Gong Xixuan. Who is this Mao Xiaofei?

Xu Qi, who was sitting under the tree with arms folded, slowly turned his gaze to Xu Qiu.

That fat man is not his friend's principle.

It can only be said that he was careless in making friends. If he knew that Mao Xiaofei was a professional chicken catcher, he couldn't agree to Gong Xixuan rashly.Especially Mao Xiaofei roasted chicken with Xu Qi's sword.

"It's a pity, there's no wine." Mao Xiaofei muttered while sprinkling salt on the pheasant.

"You like wine?" Xu Qi squinted.

"I can drink a little, but it's a great pity to eat this without wine. There are no shops in front of the village or in the back. Otherwise, I should go buy some wine and have a drink."

"Can I eat it?"

"Wait a little longer." Mao Xiaofei took off the chicken and wrapped it on taro leaves, and borrowed Xu Qi's dagger.His deboning technique is very skillful, and he wrapped some pieces into pieces, "Eat it."

At this command, Xu Qiu immediately tore off a leg. He didn't know if it was because he hadn't eaten meat for a long time, or because Mao Xiaofei was really good at cooking. The chicken that was not burnt or raw was so delicious that he almost swallowed it with his tongue.

"Who did you learn from?" Xu Qi asked Mao Xiaofei politely and slowly.

Mao Xiaofei's front teeth were gapped, and his eating posture appeared ferocious.

"An old beggar, he is good at cooking too much. I heard him talk about it every day, and he liked to tell me about it when he was hungry in the middle of the night. It was like that." Mao Xiaofei shook his head, "Later, I almost ate all the dishes he said. It's not as delicious as I thought, so I tried to make it myself."

"Is what you did as good as what you thought?" Xu Qi asked.

"Almost." Mao Xiaofei said with confidence, "It's a pity that heroes are often lonely. At that time, I wanted to share with others, but they didn't appreciate it and refused to taste it. So, you two are the first to taste my craft. How about it? Not bad, right? But today is too hasty, and the materials are not complete, when I have a chance, I will cook a table for the two of you to eat."

With meat in his mouth, Xu Qiu muttered indistinctly.

Xu Qi looked at the chicken bones, thought for a moment and said, "The kitchen is not where you should stay."

Mao Xiaofei vaguely felt that Xu Qi knew something, people from Shangqi and Qingxi people spoke the same language, but Xu Qi's accent obviously came from Shangnan City, but everyone from Shangnan City knew that Mao Xiaofei's idea was not good, so Even though they slept in the same bunk, Mao Xiaofei didn't intend to say anything to Xu Qi.

Who hasn't passed yet?

However, Xu Qi went to look for him in the woods, which still moved Mao Xiaofei, although Xu Qi was not the one who killed the wolf.It's not easy to have that kind of heart, so Mao Xiaofei tore another leg for Xu Qi.

"Food is the most important thing for the people. What's wrong with cooking? People with skills can stand up. Don't look down on people who cook. If they want you to have diarrhea, you will have diarrhea. How good are you? How good are you?" Bao Jian, you have to go to the toilet ten times for a meal."

Xu Qi thought for a while, if the masters were fighting each other, they would have to tell the opponent to wait a while before running to the toilet.The corner of the mouth is slightly bent: "What is going on in your mind?"

"I want to live a good life, I have an idea." Mao Xiaofei slicked his lips, and mysteriously approached Xu Qi, "I've figured out how to do it when I go back, but I need two brothers, and I definitely can't do it alone."

Before Xu Qi could make a sound, Xu Qiu's voice came in: "Xiao Fei, give me that leg, I can do whatever you ask me to do, otherwise, I'll help you buy some crotons for Vice General Liu."

Mao Xiaofei was overjoyed, so he gave him a chicken leg, and carefully moved the injured leg to make it more comfortable: "That's not necessary, I can't take care of him, besides, I don't have any missing arms or legs." Looking into Xu Qiu's eyes, Mao Xiaofei Shrugging his eyebrows: "This is not bitten by Vice General Liu."

"What do you want to do?" Xu Qi asked.

I saw Mao Xiaofei laughed happily, hehe said: "I thought you were not interested."

"Listen, it doesn't necessarily help."

"..." Mao Xiaofei threw away the chicken bones, "Raise chickens."

The author has something to say: I am 2 minutes late today, I did not save it yesterday [Kneeling