Give birth to the protagonist!
Chapter 1
Looking at the white expanse of Jiang Qi around him, he expressed his calmness. He didn't get into a car accident, stepped on a banana peel, didn't save a child, didn't meet an old man, and didn't look at the computer. . .After listing all the possibilities of time travel one by one, Jiang Qi couldn't figure it out, he didn't encounter anything, he just had a good sleep, why did he wear it?
[Ding, the system is starting...
Name: Jiang Qi
Age: 22 years old
Sex: Male
Sexual orientation: male
Hobbies: handsome guys
Physique: slightly weak
Perseverance: above average
Mental Power: S
Has been bound by system 001. 】
[Ding, refreshing... Refreshing is complete, the system has been turned on]
[Hello host, system 001 is at your service. 】
Jiang Qi said that he was shocked by this series of ding ding sounds.
This, could this be the legendary system?
"Hello, are you the system?"
[System 001 is at your service. 】
Facing the legendary system, Jiang Qi acted cautiously and said, "Excuse me, where am I?"
[system space]
Inorganic mechanical sounds suddenly sounded around, very frightening, making Jiang Qi startled.
Jiang Qi: "Why am I here?"
[001 is artificial intelligence, from the 26th century, and came to the 21st century to choose a host. 】
Jiang Qi had a bad premonition, pointed at himself and said, "The host you're talking about is me, right?"
【Yes. 】
The expected answer, Jiang Qi wanted to cry, he just wanted to stay at home and wait for death! (beat the ground)
"...You are looking for the host to complete the task, right?"
【Yes. ] 001 is a little puzzled. It clearly detects that this person's intelligence is at the level of a normal person. How could he know to do the task?
Poor 001 from the future doesn't know that there are ancient books in this world called novels!
The hunch was confirmed again, Jiang Qi calmed down, and asked weakly: "I just want to know how many missions are there?"
[There is only one task. 】
Jiang Qi felt relieved, before he could breathe a sigh of relief, he was taken aback by 001's next words.
[But there is more than one world. 】
Jiang Qi hangs in his throat in one breath, and his whole body collapses_(:3」∠?)_
Jiang Qi: "Can I not accept it?"
[Destroy the host if you don't accept it. 】
Jiang Qi breathed a sigh of relief, and said indifferently: "Then destroy it!"
【…】
001 thinks it may not be clear.
[The host should think about it clearly, if the soul is destroyed, there will be no chance of reincarnation in the next life. 】
"Oh, it doesn't matter."
【…】
001 is distressed, it can only choose one host, but what if the host doesn't cooperate?Not even afraid of destruction!That is the most terrifying and severe punishment, for example, it is scared to death.
【... Whatever the host wishes, 001 can help you realize it. 】
Jiang Qi's eyes lit up, but then dimmed.
Seeing this, 001 continued to seduce: [Does the host really have no desire? 】
Jiang Qi said embarrassedly: "I want to find a male ticket with good looks, good physical strength, good equipment and good work..."
You must know that there are not many comrades in the real world, not to mention Jiang Qi's picky eyes, and even if there is a match, Jiang Qi doesn't think that the other party is of the same kind.
001 breathed a sigh of relief, it thought it was such a difficult wish!Putting down the promise: [No problem!As long as the task is completed, you can say anything! !And the target of the raid in the mission agrees with these conditions! 】
"Really?" Jiang Qi looked forward to it.
【kindness! 】
Jiang Qi got the guarantee, and said boldly: "Tell me! What task!!"
[Go to the anime world to find the protagonist's father and give birth to the protagonist! ! 】
"……goodbye."
【...Eh!What's wrong with you? 】
Jiang Qi: "You think I'm stupid! It's fine to have a baby! But the protagonist has a mother! You want me to turn a straight guy who can't be straighter?"
[... Even if you are good-looking? 】
Jiang Qi paused.
[It's not enough to live well and have high physical strength? 】
Jiang Qi swallowed his saliva, blushing hesitantly and said: "It...it's not impossible..."
[Then such a happy decision! ! 】
Jiang Qi's black line, he hasn't agreed yet!
Forget it...
It's not that he doesn't want to...(/ω\)
However, he always felt as if he had forgotten one thing...
You forgot that you can't have children, hey! !
[Newbie benefits: reward five points of intelligence, five points of beauty, and one marrow washing pill.Excuse me, whether the host can query its own attributes. 】
Jiang Qi raised his eyebrows in doubt, what are you doing? "……yes?"
【Name: Jiang Qi
Sex: Male
Strength: 30 (100/40)
Intelligence: 50+5(100/75)
Stamina: 30 (100/30)
Appearance: 70+5(100/70)
Charisma: 55 (100/55)
Attack by: by.
Skills: Pretend
name: none
(Overall evaluation: What else do you have besides your face?!]
Jiang Qi's black line, what the hell is skill pretending to be? !Does he look like a white lotus? !
[The host is asked to eat the marrow washing pill. 】
"Is there any use?" Jiang Qi asked as he looked at the white pill that suddenly appeared in his hand.
[Strengthening attributes in various aspects, and...]
"What else?" Jiang Qi had a bad feeling.
【And be able to have children! 】
Premonition came true...
In other words, he forgot that he can't have children!
"...How does a man give birth to a child? Where does the child come from? Is it a chrysanthemum?!" Jiang Qi didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
[The host is asked to take Xisui Pill. 】
"Hey! Don't ignore my question!!!" Although dissatisfied, Jiang Qi ate the marrow washing pill.Anyway, he was curious too! _(:3」∠?)_
The elixir melted in the mouth, Jiang Qi smashed his mouth, it turned out to be sour, has it been left for a long time? (Hello!)
Then for about 1 minute, Jiang Qi only felt like ants were crawling on his body. Although it didn't hurt, it was uncomfortably itchy, which is the most tormenting.
Jiang Qi felt that a century had passed, but in reality it was only a few minutes.
Sweat broke out on Jiang Qi's smooth forehead, panting heavily, and black impurities appeared constantly on his appearance.
A few minutes later, Jiang Qi lay down on the ground and relaxed.
it is finally over……
It stinks...
Jiang Qi looked at the black object on the surface of his body with disgust. "001, is there any water? I want to take a shower."
As soon as the words fell, a bathtub appeared next to Jiang Qi.
Inwardly complaining that 001 would use such a primitive thing, Jiang Qi peeled off his clothes two or three times, washed the dirty things off his skin hastily, and asked 001 to change to clean water.Then soak comfortably in the bathtub.
[Whether the host queries its own attributes]
"Yes." Jiang Qi replied lazily.
【Name: Jiang Qi
Gender: bisexual (male)
Strength: 30+10(100/40)
智力:50+5+10(100/75)
Stamina: 30+10(100/30)
外貌:70+5+10(100/70)
Charm: 55+10(100/55)
Attack by: by.
Skills: Pretend
name: none
(Overall evaluation: You finally have more than just a face!]
Jiang Qi ignored the addition of 10 to the attribute value, he was already shocked internally by the fact that his gender was bisexual.
When he just took a shower, he felt a little strange, his penis became smaller →_→
Jiang Qi reached into the water tremblingly, and when he touched something that was not there before, he finally understood why 001 said he could have children! !Because, beneath his masculinity, there is an obvious female feature...
The author has something to say: Hope porridge (*^ω^*)
☆、Prince of Tennis [-]
Even if he likes men!It doesn't mean he wants to become a shemale! ! !
[There are two places where you can wow, isn't it good? 】
Hello!Silence everything you said, hey! !
001!you come out!I promise not to kill you (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴
Jiang Qi tossed about for a while, but after finding that nothing worked, he had no choice but to accept it bitterly.
He never thought that one day he would time travel and become a shemale!And there will be children in the future, even if he is not a pure man, it does not mean that he can accept it calmly! !
[Host please complete the task as soon as possible. 】
Jiang Qi pretended not to hear, lying on the grass and pretending to be dead, why grass?Because during Jiang Qi's collapse, he crossed over.
[Please cheer up the host, and don't treat the task with a negative attitude. 】
Cheer up your sister! !
"Hey, 001, although I know it's very old-fashioned to ask, I still want to figure out why I was chosen? I'm obviously just an ordinary person who couldn't be more ordinary!"
[...Because the host meets the standard. 】
Jiang Qi's black line, you hesitate!Absolutely hesitate! !
"What if you can't complete the task?"
[If the task cannot be completed, the host will be destroyed. 】
"Oh." He already knew this.
【... 24 Filial Piety's best man~】
Jiang Qi sat up abruptly and said firmly, "I promise to complete the task!"
001: […]
"Okay, 001, where is this? Who is the target of the attack?"
"Ah! Really! How do you do it systematically! Why don't you worry!"
【…】It was speechless.
[……This world is "The Prince of Tennis", and the host's task object is Echizen Nanjiro, the only task is to hook up with Echizen Nanjiro, and then give birth to the protagonist of this world, Echizen Ryoma. 】
Hook up?Can't you change the word?
Also, it turns out that you in the future will also watch hot-blooded anime!The villain in Jiang Qi complained.
[The 001 system has been booted, and the host is required to work hard on the following tasks. 001 will not appear until the host completes the task. 】
Jiang Qi: "Damn!! You don't give me the identity of this world, do you want me to become a black household?!"
[…Host, please don’t worry about your identity, 001 will transfer the memory for you...Ding...Scanning...Memory has been transferred...001’s service is over...]
Jiang Qi: ...you are really like a gust of wind, you come and go when you say it, and occasionally you come to create a violent storm! !
great poem!
Jiang Qi applauded himself automatically.
After finding a quiet place to accept the memory entered by 001, Jiang Qi collapsed, "Damn it!!"
Except that he is a student and he is in school now, there is nothing else at all! !
001!you come back! ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴
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Jiang Qi walked around this place several times, and finally confirmed one thing. According to the quietness at this time, he thought, he should be in class now! ! !Damn!As a good student, he actually skipped class! !
Wait, it's quite exciting to think about it ==
Besides, it's been a long time since I've been in class, shouldn't I?Need not?mind?Hahaha... Who doesn't miss a few classes in school, haha~ don't care at all! !Jiang Qi was pissed and rolled in his heart, and he readily found a reason for himself.
Jiang Qi figured out the route, chuckled twice, threw his schoolbag, and easily jumped over the wall with his current physical strength.
But what he didn't see was that the young man on the desk in the distant window was watching this series of actions in astonishment.
Isn't that the gloomy good student Jiang Qi in their class? ? ?How could you skip class?And... escaped so boldly...
The young man seemed to have thought of something interesting, and smiled evilly for a moment, but in a blink of an eye, he raised his hand in pain, "Teacher! I have a stomachache!"
The teacher was stunned and said: "The monitor will take Echizen to the infirmary..."
Echizen Nanjiro refused: "No, there's no need to bother the monitor, teacher, I can go by myself... oh!"
The teacher was taken aback by his cry of pain, and hurriedly said: "Go quickly! Go!"
"Thank you, teacher!"
After speaking, Echizen Nanjiro left the classroom tremblingly holding his stomach.
He pretended to walk for a while, until he was far away from the classroom, the painful expression on his face was replaced by pride, and he stopped covering his stomach with his hands, and ran quickly towards the place he saw just now.
Hope that guy isn't gone yet.
"Phew, I finally found you..." A sudden voice came from behind Jiang Qi.
Jiang Qi's scalp exploded, damn it, he won't be caught so soon, right?They are all in class now!And the existence of the original body is still so low, so I won't recognize him, won't, won't...
"Hey!"
"what--!"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, teacher, I didn't skip class on purpose, I was just fascinated by the beautiful scenery of the campus, I just want to appreciate it."
"Hahahahaha!!! Jiang Qi, you are really interesting!!" Echizen Nanjiro, known as the teacher, was amused by Jiang Qi's behavior of not using punctuation marks.
Sure enough, the decision to skip class to find him was right!
Why didn't he find this person so interesting before? !
Jiang Qi: "...==#Come here."
Echizen Nanjiro smiled and moved his head closer, and asked, "What's wrong?"
Jiang Qi carefully looked at the handsome and handsome face in front of him with a mean smile on his face, and slapped it mercilessly.
"Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms!!!"
"Ow-!!"
Echizen Nanjiro stared blankly at Jiang Qi who hit and ran in front of him with his red slap on his face in a daze.
What did he do wrong? ? !Didn't you just laugh at him? ! !How stingy!
Seeing that the other party was about to run away, Echizen Nanjiro hurried to catch up, "Hey! Stop!!"
Although Jiang Qi transformed his body to make him stronger than ordinary people, is Echizen Nanjiro an ordinary person?He is the originator of killer tennis!
So Jiang Qi was caught by him after running away for a while.
Echizen Nanjiro grabbed Jiang Qi by the collar, and asked with a dark face, "Why did you hit me?!"
well?Who is talking?anyone there?He didn't hear anything
Echizen Minamijiro looked at the person in front of him who was pretending to be stupid, and suddenly couldn't laugh or cry.
It's strange, why did he suddenly feel that this person is a little...cute.
Forget it, he was the one who frightened the other party first.Echizen Nanjiro thought so, and said to Jiang Qi, "I never thought Jiang Qi, you would actually skip class."
"How do you know..." Jiang Qi was startled, and answered reflexively, but immediately covered his mouth and corrected: "I mean, my name is not Jiang Qi...ah! Maybe the two of us look alike... Hey, my public face."
Echizen Nanjiro: "..."
He said in disbelief, "You don't know me, do you?"
Should I know you?
Jiang Qi's face was obviously blank with these two characters.
really……
Echizen Nanjiro stroked his forehead, gritted his teeth and said, "We've been in the same class for so long, and now you're telling me that you don't know who I am?"
Jiang Qi looked away guiltily.
"Listen!! My name is Echizen Minamijiro!! Remember?!"
Jiang Qi stared at him with wide eyes.
Fuck!The child's father! !
The author has something to say: the full text is repaired and repaired (╥ω╥`), the baby is exhausted
☆、Prince of Tennis II
In fact, if it wasn't for this accidental discovery, Echizen Nanjiro, the proud man of heaven, would never have noticed Jiang Qi, who is usually a transparent and bookworm.After all, not everyone is so bored that he will find trouble to influence lonely people, let alone him who is usually busy with the tennis club!
When he saw the bold move that was completely different from his usual behavior, the skilled overcoming the wall, and the vigorous skill, it gave him an idea at that time.
If the opponent comes to the tennis club, they have another ace.
However, I didn't expect the other party to be a kitten with claws!Echizen Nanjiro touched his cheek and looked at the back of someone who had escaped, thinking amusedly.
Afterwards, Nanjiro would follow Jiang Qi whenever he got the chance, pestering him to join the tennis club.
"Student, join the tennis club!"
No, Jiang Qi was blocked by Echizen Nanjiro when he came out of the toilet, and invited him with a smile.
Is this man brown sugar? ! !
Jiang Qi almost couldn't help swearing, but thinking of his identity this time, he tried his best to suppress his anger, covered his face with bangs that reached to his eyes, and said at a loss: "But, but... I have already joined the school. It's all over..."
The appearance of this little sheep made Echizen Nanjiro wonder if the ferocious appearance of this man that day was his illusion!But he can still feel the pain of being slapped on the face at that time still remains!
So, this person is still pretending?
Since you want to pretend, I will let you pretend!I don't know if you can't help it later! !Echizen Nanjiro raised a sinister smile, and effortlessly pulled the docile little sheep in front of him closer to the toilet room, slammed the door shut, and pushed the little sheep against the door with one hand.
Echizen Nanjiro: "Stop pretending that there is no one else now! If you pretend again, I will...!"
Jiang Qi raised his head at 45°C, his hair ran down his cheeks in response to the violent movement just now, revealing his delicate and beautiful features, with tears in his eyes, he said pitifully: "...Are you going to hit me?"
Echizen Minamijiro was stunned, he just felt that at this second, his heart was shot by an arrow by some brat!
Then the next second he felt something wet and soft on his lips.
Echizen Minamijiro froze when he looked at the bright eyes that were close at hand.
Jiang Qi said weakly: "I'll kiss you, don't hit me, okay?"
Echizen Nanjiro: "..."
Then he opened the door and fled in extreme embarrassment.
Jiang Qi leaned against the door frame of the toilet, watched his back disappearing into the corner of the wall, stretched out his pink tongue, licked his lips, and said with a smile: "The taste is not bad."
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Jiang Qi sat on the seat, propped his chin and thought.I haven't spoken to Echizen Minamijiro for several days, did I really get scared that day?Alas, he is still in a hurry!I forgot that the other party is a straight man, and I can't stand the excitement of being with the same sex!But... his figure is quite predictable~ he must be easy to touch (ˉ﹃ˉ)
But what Jiang Qi didn't know was that Echizen Nanjiro had been absent-minded these past few days, and he made several serve mistakes.Coach Ryuzaki was so angry that he wanted to teach him a lesson!
"Nanjiro! What's the matter with you these days?"
Echizen Nanjiro panicked, "No, no!!"
Seeing that he didn't want to talk about it, and didn't force him, Ryuzaki said, "Adjust your state and don't be affected by external factors."
Echizen Nanjiro blushed when he heard the external factors, and thought of being kissed again, he agreed indiscriminately: "Enen..."
As soon as Ryuzaki saw him like this, he knew he didn't listen, and said, "Didn't you say you found a good seed last time? Did someone bring it?"
Echizen Nanjiro stammered: "Not yet..."
Ryuzaki: "Forget it, I will leave this matter to you."
"kindness."
Jiang Qi looked out of the window at the tennis club in a daze, hey!Nanjiro jumped so high ~ the abdominal muscles are exposed? ~~ I really want to see (o﹃o?)
Finally, when school was over, Jiang Qi couldn't wait to pack his schoolbag and run downstairs, then pretended to be casual and walked slowly past the tennis court.
The students around him have already passed by three passers-by, and he hasn't even finished the distance of tens of meters.
At the time when Jiang Qi was looking for someone without a trace.The great squad leader finally caught up with Jiang Qi and said, "Jiang Jun, the head of the reading club fired you, and you have to rejoin a club! Here is the club form, fill it out and give it to me tomorrow."
Jiang Qi just stood there quietly without saying a word or taking it: "..."
ha?The head of the reading club fired him?Isn't the book club just to read a book and hand in notes on time every week?Didn't he do it?Does he not want to stay anymore? !Damn retarded! ! !
Jiang Qi took it expressionlessly and said, "Got it!"
I saw the squad leader with a gloomy face. "What attitude!!"
Sure enough, good people are bullied!
"you……!"
Ow-!
Damn there is a hidden weapon! !
Jiang Qi felt a pain in the back of his head and turned around viciously, but when he saw Echizen Nanjiro standing there in a daze with a racket in his hand, he rolled his eyes and immediately 'passed out' pretending to be weak.
Sleeping, no, before fainting, Jiang Qi saw Echizen Nanjiro running towards him anxiously.
I really am a genius (^-^)
……
When Jiang Qi woke up, he saw Echizen Nanjiro who was guarding the bedside looking at him with a sorry expression on his face.
"I'm really sorry, I seem to use too much strength."
"It's okay." Jiang Qi twitched the corner of his mouth, why did he speak so ambiguously!However, he loves it! !Ignore those dodging watery cat eyes and get out of bed.
"What are you doing out of bed?"
"It's time to go home."
"I'll see you off." Echizen Nanjiro hurriedly picked up his schoolbag and followed Jiang Qi.
Echizen Nanjiro couldn't tell whether he wanted to hide from Jiang Qi or approach him.When I couldn't see it, I touched my lips in a daze, and when I saw it, I didn't know what to say.
On the way home, Jiang Qi repeatedly tried to find a topic to relieve the silent atmosphere, but he felt inappropriate when the words came to his lips, "Echizen..."
Echizen Minamijiro was taken aback, and reflexively said, "I'm a straight man!!"
Jiang Qihei said: "...I know, you don't have to say it so loudly."
Echizen Minamijiro blushed.
Seeing the door of the house, he took the schoolbag from Echizen Nanjiro's hand.Said: "Echizen-kun, thank you for sending me back."
"Ahahahaha, you're welcome, this was my mistake after all." Then Echizen Nanjiro said with some confusion: "Jiang..."
"Just call me Xiaoqi."
"Xiao Xiaoqi..." Echizen Nanjiro said uncomfortably, "Last time you were in the toilet...that...why..."
"Huh? What?"
"Kiss me!!!" Echizen Nanjiro shouted boldly.
Jiang Qi was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "So Echizen-kun is so open!"
"Eh?"
Jiang Qi directly pulled down his neck and leaned forward, and his lips met, Echizen Nanjiro was stunned.
Jiang Qi hugged his head and kept kissing his lips. The small tongue and the other's obviously enlarged tongue kept dancing.
Different from the fleeting kiss last time, this time the two kissed deeply for 5 minutes. When they separated, they gasped for each other.Echizen Nanjiro was so red that he didn't dare to look at him.
"Hey, Echizen-kun, my key is missing."
"Then, what should I do... Huh..."
"... How about going to your house?"
Echizen Nanjiro blushed and said, "Too, too soon..."
Jiang Qi looked at him amusedly: "Echizen-kun, have you misunderstood something? Now that the locks are closed, I can only look for them tomorrow, and I'm just going to stay at your house for one night..."
"Ahem, no!" Echizen Nanjiro retorted, he was not disappointed! "Well... Xiaoqi can call me Nanjiro... After all, Echizen-kun is too unfamiliar...cough!"
"Okay, Nanjiro." Jiang Qi didn't expose him.
Echizen Nanjiro covered his face in his heart, he is really a straight man! ! !
... I'm not gay, I'm not gay, I'm not gay! !Say important things three times! !I like soft girls, fragrant and soft girls...but fragrant and soft...
ah! !Why did you think of that kid Jiang Qi again! ! !
The author has something to say: Girls should keep their claws~(≧▽≦)
Xiuwen is so exhausting baby ╯﹏╰
In fact, I am not called Xiuwen... and I am rewriting it! ! ???After all, the baby used to write badly,,?^?,,
☆、Prince of Tennis III
When he arrived at Nanjiro's house, Jiang Qi was still a little shy, even though he had hinted to himself many times on the way that this was not meeting his in-laws, not seeing his in-laws...but he was still a little nervous.
"I am back."
"Nanjiro is back, huh? Who is this?" A gentle woman said to Nanjiro.
"Ah, auntie, hello, my name is Jiang Qi, please give me your advice." He bowed at 90 degrees, and this respectful appearance made Nanjiro proud.
Wait, he's so proud of himself! !
"Mom, Xiao Qi is my friend. He lost his key, so he stayed at our house for one night. Cough, Xiao Qi doesn't have to be so polite, my mother is very kind." The last sentence was said to Jiang Qi, However, Nanjiro was still a little uncomfortable. How could this scene be so similar to the in-laws meeting their daughter-in-law? !
"That's right, Xiaoqi doesn't have to be so polite, but the guest room hasn't been cleaned yet, and you are tired, so Xiaoqi can share a room with Nanjiro, Xiaoqi doesn't mind." Echizen's mother warmly welcomed Jiang Qi into the room inside.
"...I don't mind, hehe~" I don't mind very much, okay? !Mom Nanjiro, you are so awesome! !Jiang Qi glanced at Echizen Nanjiro from the corner of his eye, and found that his face was peaceful, as if he was just an ordinary friend who stayed overnight.
It's just that you acted like I didn't see your red ears?Jiang Qi's bad taste flared up, and he scratched the palm of his hand with his index finger indiscriminately.
Sure enough, Nanjiro's arm trembled.
"Cough cough!"
"What's wrong with Nanjiro? Are you uncomfortable?" Echizen's mother looked at him worriedly.
"No, it's not..." Nanjiro raised his eyes and saw Jiang Qi who was looking over with a worried face, and couldn't help coughing even harder.
Jiang Qi pretended to be kind and said: "Auntie, Nanjiro may have a cold, just go and have a rest."
Echizen's mother agreed: "It's better for you to be thoughtful. Nanjiro go to the house and lie down."
"No, I didn't..."
Jiang Qi: "Does Nanjiro want Auntie to worry?"
Sure enough, Echizen Nanjiro couldn't say no to it.Compromise: "Okay then!"
Jiang Qi mischievously winked at Echizen's mother while he was not paying attention, and Echizen's mother smiled even more happily.
Xiaoqi is such a good boy!Make a few more dishes tonight.
Echizen mother, don't make trouble!He wants to fuck your son!
Ah, so it's all System 001's fault.
001: "..." Never mind his business!
"This is Nanjiro's room! Well organized!"
"That is!"
"I mean Echizen's mother did a good job of tidying up." Jiang Qi struck out.
"..." Echizen Nanjiro put the schoolbag aside depressedly, "Obviously I sorted it out!"
Jiang Qi looked at him with raised eyebrows, "I don't believe it→_→"
"Forget it if you don't believe it!!" Echizen Nanjiro became furious.
"Okay, okay, if you catch a cold, lie down and rest for a while!"
Echizen Nanjiro looked at him in disbelief, "Don't you know if I have a cold?!"
"Why should I know?"
Echizen Minamijiro was so angry that he was almost speechless, "Obviously it was you just now! Just now..."
Jiang Qi looked at him innocently: "What happened to me just now?"
Echizen Minamijiro's cheeks turned red, and he didn't know whether he was angry or shy.
Jiang Qi had had enough fun, threw him directly onto the bed, and said with a smile, "Since you are not sick, then, do you do your homework first or be me? En~?"
Echizen Nanjiro jumped up suddenly, his face was red and his ears were red: "Why are you so shameless!!"
Jiang Qi lay on his side on the big bed, showing his slender white waist, and let out a lazily grunt.
Echizen Minamijiro swallowed his saliva, and quickly turned around, not daring to look any further, "I, I'm doing my homework!"
Jiang Qi closed his eyes: "Then I'll sleep for a while, and let me copy when I'm done."
"Uh-huh……"
……
At any rate, Jiang Qi also knew that he was at Echizen Nanjiro's house now, and he hadn't slept for a long time. When he woke up, he saw Echizen Nanjiro doing his homework seriously.It is said that men who work hard are the most handsome, but men who study hard are not bad!
Echizen Nanjiro felt the sight on his face, turned his head in doubt, and when he saw who it was, he immediately turned around again, pretending to be nonchalant: "You, you are awake, what are you looking at!"
Jiang Qi smiled and said in a hoarse voice: "Look at you handsome!"
Boom, Echizen Nanjiro blushed again.
Suddenly, there was a knock on the door of the room, and Echizen's mother's voice came from outside the door, "Xiao Qi, come down and eat first, you should be hungry too." As soon as the words fell, Jiang Qi's belly rang in response to the occasion.
Jiang Qi sat up in embarrassment, seeing Echizen Nanjiro holding back his laughter, he shyly grabbed the pillow and threw it at him, "Don't laugh!" "Hahahahaha!"
"It's time to eat, idiot!"
After the two went downstairs, Echizen Nanjiro and Echizen's father surrounded the table in surprise, "Wow, it's so rich!"
Echizen's mother unceremoniously slapped the father and son's hands away from the dishes, "Don't use your hands!"
Echizen Minamijiro and Echizen's father heheed twice, but they were not annoyed.
Echizen's mother had nothing to do with them, and greeted Jiang Qidao: "Come on Xiaoqi, eat fish, this kind of fish doesn't have many spines!"
"Okay, thank you auntie."
After dinner, Jiang Qi finished copying Echizen Nanjiro's homework, stretched himself, and went to take a bath in the bathroom in Echizen Nanjiro's room.
Jiang Qi reached out to wipe off the heat from the mirror, and looked carefully at himself in the mirror. Although the facial features could still be seen as his own, it was obviously much better looking than before, and he couldn't tell what was different. The biggest change was The skin is finer, whiter and tenderer than before, and it is also because of intersex people, and the biggest change is probably...Jiang Qi slowly looked down at his lower body and sighed.
His penis got smaller! ! ! (…)
Jiang Qi, who was full of sorrow and sorrow, came out of the bathroom wearing a scarf, and saw Echizen Nanjiro looking around: "Nanjiro, what are you doing?"
Echizen Nanjiro was startled, turned around, hid the things behind his back, and smirked twice: "Hey, it's nothing."
"Oh~ is it?" Doubtful.Jiang Qi approached Echizen Nanjiro with an expression of obvious disbelief.
Echizen Nanjiro was sweating coldly, looking at the white and tender chest that was getting closer and closer to him, with two bright red spots, because he still had moist and charming eyes after just taking a shower, his heart beat faster than ever!
The goblin! !
"Nanjiro, what's wrong with you? Ah! You have a nosebleed."
"I, I, it's hot, I'm going to the bathroom." Echizen Nanjiro covered his nose and rushed to the bathroom quickly.
"Why do you go to the bathroom when you are hot?" Can the toilet cure the heat?And obviously feeling that the surrounding air was a bit cold, Jiang Qi twitched the corners of his mouth.
Echizen Nanjiro heard him say that, his foot slipped, and the sound of falling was heard in the bathroom.Jiang Qi was a little worried.
Even if you masturbate, you don't need such a big battle, right?
The wronged Echizen Nanjiro cried and fainted in the toilet!
"Nanjiro, are you alright?"
"fine."
"Oh." Hearing Echizen Nanjiro's angry voice, Jiang Qi was relieved.
Jiang Qi looked at the place where Echizen Nanjiro was standing just now, and there was a book hidden there.He couldn't help being curious, so he walked over and looked through it.
"Isn't it just a book, it's so mysterious." Jiang Qi flipped through it casually, then widened his eyes, and it turned out that it was full of photo albums of Dabomei! !
Actually use the chemical bookcase to wrap the photobook! !What the hell is he doing in class? !
Thinking of the picture of Echizen Minamijiro drooling at the photobook... Really, so wretched. ←_←
It's kind of fun though.
So, when Echizen Nanjiro came out of the bathroom after taking a shower, what he saw was Jiang Qi sitting on the bed and holding a book with chemistry on the outside and a photobook inside, reading with great interest.
Echizen Nanjiro ran over to snatch the book without even thinking about it, but suddenly his foot slipped halfway, and he was about to fall, Jiang Qi hurried to catch him.
The bloody thing just happened...
Echizen Nanjiro forcibly threw Jiang Qi down, and their lips touched together.
Echizen's mother, who heard the sound, saw how her son was pressing on Xiao Qi's body, kissing her forcibly.
"It turns out that Xiaoqi and Nanjiro have that kind of relationship. Nanjiro is also true. He didn't tell his mother if he had a girlfriend. But I didn't expect Xiaoqi to be a girl." So Echizen mother, you ignore his flat chest Yet? ←_←
"Okay, mom won't bother you anymore, but keep your voice down." After speaking, she smiled ambiguously at Echizen Nanjiro and Jiang Qinuan.Before leaving, he closed the door considerately, "Ah! Husband! We are going to hug our grandson!"
"No...not... Mom, you have to listen to me!!!"
Echizen Nanjiro got up and looked
[Ding, the system is starting...
Name: Jiang Qi
Age: 22 years old
Sex: Male
Sexual orientation: male
Hobbies: handsome guys
Physique: slightly weak
Perseverance: above average
Mental Power: S
Has been bound by system 001. 】
[Ding, refreshing... Refreshing is complete, the system has been turned on]
[Hello host, system 001 is at your service. 】
Jiang Qi said that he was shocked by this series of ding ding sounds.
This, could this be the legendary system?
"Hello, are you the system?"
[System 001 is at your service. 】
Facing the legendary system, Jiang Qi acted cautiously and said, "Excuse me, where am I?"
[system space]
Inorganic mechanical sounds suddenly sounded around, very frightening, making Jiang Qi startled.
Jiang Qi: "Why am I here?"
[001 is artificial intelligence, from the 26th century, and came to the 21st century to choose a host. 】
Jiang Qi had a bad premonition, pointed at himself and said, "The host you're talking about is me, right?"
【Yes. 】
The expected answer, Jiang Qi wanted to cry, he just wanted to stay at home and wait for death! (beat the ground)
"...You are looking for the host to complete the task, right?"
【Yes. ] 001 is a little puzzled. It clearly detects that this person's intelligence is at the level of a normal person. How could he know to do the task?
Poor 001 from the future doesn't know that there are ancient books in this world called novels!
The hunch was confirmed again, Jiang Qi calmed down, and asked weakly: "I just want to know how many missions are there?"
[There is only one task. 】
Jiang Qi felt relieved, before he could breathe a sigh of relief, he was taken aback by 001's next words.
[But there is more than one world. 】
Jiang Qi hangs in his throat in one breath, and his whole body collapses_(:3」∠?)_
Jiang Qi: "Can I not accept it?"
[Destroy the host if you don't accept it. 】
Jiang Qi breathed a sigh of relief, and said indifferently: "Then destroy it!"
【…】
001 thinks it may not be clear.
[The host should think about it clearly, if the soul is destroyed, there will be no chance of reincarnation in the next life. 】
"Oh, it doesn't matter."
【…】
001 is distressed, it can only choose one host, but what if the host doesn't cooperate?Not even afraid of destruction!That is the most terrifying and severe punishment, for example, it is scared to death.
【... Whatever the host wishes, 001 can help you realize it. 】
Jiang Qi's eyes lit up, but then dimmed.
Seeing this, 001 continued to seduce: [Does the host really have no desire? 】
Jiang Qi said embarrassedly: "I want to find a male ticket with good looks, good physical strength, good equipment and good work..."
You must know that there are not many comrades in the real world, not to mention Jiang Qi's picky eyes, and even if there is a match, Jiang Qi doesn't think that the other party is of the same kind.
001 breathed a sigh of relief, it thought it was such a difficult wish!Putting down the promise: [No problem!As long as the task is completed, you can say anything! !And the target of the raid in the mission agrees with these conditions! 】
"Really?" Jiang Qi looked forward to it.
【kindness! 】
Jiang Qi got the guarantee, and said boldly: "Tell me! What task!!"
[Go to the anime world to find the protagonist's father and give birth to the protagonist! ! 】
"……goodbye."
【...Eh!What's wrong with you? 】
Jiang Qi: "You think I'm stupid! It's fine to have a baby! But the protagonist has a mother! You want me to turn a straight guy who can't be straighter?"
[... Even if you are good-looking? 】
Jiang Qi paused.
[It's not enough to live well and have high physical strength? 】
Jiang Qi swallowed his saliva, blushing hesitantly and said: "It...it's not impossible..."
[Then such a happy decision! ! 】
Jiang Qi's black line, he hasn't agreed yet!
Forget it...
It's not that he doesn't want to...(/ω\)
However, he always felt as if he had forgotten one thing...
You forgot that you can't have children, hey! !
[Newbie benefits: reward five points of intelligence, five points of beauty, and one marrow washing pill.Excuse me, whether the host can query its own attributes. 】
Jiang Qi raised his eyebrows in doubt, what are you doing? "……yes?"
【Name: Jiang Qi
Sex: Male
Strength: 30 (100/40)
Intelligence: 50+5(100/75)
Stamina: 30 (100/30)
Appearance: 70+5(100/70)
Charisma: 55 (100/55)
Attack by: by.
Skills: Pretend
name: none
(Overall evaluation: What else do you have besides your face?!]
Jiang Qi's black line, what the hell is skill pretending to be? !Does he look like a white lotus? !
[The host is asked to eat the marrow washing pill. 】
"Is there any use?" Jiang Qi asked as he looked at the white pill that suddenly appeared in his hand.
[Strengthening attributes in various aspects, and...]
"What else?" Jiang Qi had a bad feeling.
【And be able to have children! 】
Premonition came true...
In other words, he forgot that he can't have children!
"...How does a man give birth to a child? Where does the child come from? Is it a chrysanthemum?!" Jiang Qi didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
[The host is asked to take Xisui Pill. 】
"Hey! Don't ignore my question!!!" Although dissatisfied, Jiang Qi ate the marrow washing pill.Anyway, he was curious too! _(:3」∠?)_
The elixir melted in the mouth, Jiang Qi smashed his mouth, it turned out to be sour, has it been left for a long time? (Hello!)
Then for about 1 minute, Jiang Qi only felt like ants were crawling on his body. Although it didn't hurt, it was uncomfortably itchy, which is the most tormenting.
Jiang Qi felt that a century had passed, but in reality it was only a few minutes.
Sweat broke out on Jiang Qi's smooth forehead, panting heavily, and black impurities appeared constantly on his appearance.
A few minutes later, Jiang Qi lay down on the ground and relaxed.
it is finally over……
It stinks...
Jiang Qi looked at the black object on the surface of his body with disgust. "001, is there any water? I want to take a shower."
As soon as the words fell, a bathtub appeared next to Jiang Qi.
Inwardly complaining that 001 would use such a primitive thing, Jiang Qi peeled off his clothes two or three times, washed the dirty things off his skin hastily, and asked 001 to change to clean water.Then soak comfortably in the bathtub.
[Whether the host queries its own attributes]
"Yes." Jiang Qi replied lazily.
【Name: Jiang Qi
Gender: bisexual (male)
Strength: 30+10(100/40)
智力:50+5+10(100/75)
Stamina: 30+10(100/30)
外貌:70+5+10(100/70)
Charm: 55+10(100/55)
Attack by: by.
Skills: Pretend
name: none
(Overall evaluation: You finally have more than just a face!]
Jiang Qi ignored the addition of 10 to the attribute value, he was already shocked internally by the fact that his gender was bisexual.
When he just took a shower, he felt a little strange, his penis became smaller →_→
Jiang Qi reached into the water tremblingly, and when he touched something that was not there before, he finally understood why 001 said he could have children! !Because, beneath his masculinity, there is an obvious female feature...
The author has something to say: Hope porridge (*^ω^*)
☆、Prince of Tennis [-]
Even if he likes men!It doesn't mean he wants to become a shemale! ! !
[There are two places where you can wow, isn't it good? 】
Hello!Silence everything you said, hey! !
001!you come out!I promise not to kill you (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴
Jiang Qi tossed about for a while, but after finding that nothing worked, he had no choice but to accept it bitterly.
He never thought that one day he would time travel and become a shemale!And there will be children in the future, even if he is not a pure man, it does not mean that he can accept it calmly! !
[Host please complete the task as soon as possible. 】
Jiang Qi pretended not to hear, lying on the grass and pretending to be dead, why grass?Because during Jiang Qi's collapse, he crossed over.
[Please cheer up the host, and don't treat the task with a negative attitude. 】
Cheer up your sister! !
"Hey, 001, although I know it's very old-fashioned to ask, I still want to figure out why I was chosen? I'm obviously just an ordinary person who couldn't be more ordinary!"
[...Because the host meets the standard. 】
Jiang Qi's black line, you hesitate!Absolutely hesitate! !
"What if you can't complete the task?"
[If the task cannot be completed, the host will be destroyed. 】
"Oh." He already knew this.
【... 24 Filial Piety's best man~】
Jiang Qi sat up abruptly and said firmly, "I promise to complete the task!"
001: […]
"Okay, 001, where is this? Who is the target of the attack?"
"Ah! Really! How do you do it systematically! Why don't you worry!"
【…】It was speechless.
[……This world is "The Prince of Tennis", and the host's task object is Echizen Nanjiro, the only task is to hook up with Echizen Nanjiro, and then give birth to the protagonist of this world, Echizen Ryoma. 】
Hook up?Can't you change the word?
Also, it turns out that you in the future will also watch hot-blooded anime!The villain in Jiang Qi complained.
[The 001 system has been booted, and the host is required to work hard on the following tasks. 001 will not appear until the host completes the task. 】
Jiang Qi: "Damn!! You don't give me the identity of this world, do you want me to become a black household?!"
[…Host, please don’t worry about your identity, 001 will transfer the memory for you...Ding...Scanning...Memory has been transferred...001’s service is over...]
Jiang Qi: ...you are really like a gust of wind, you come and go when you say it, and occasionally you come to create a violent storm! !
great poem!
Jiang Qi applauded himself automatically.
After finding a quiet place to accept the memory entered by 001, Jiang Qi collapsed, "Damn it!!"
Except that he is a student and he is in school now, there is nothing else at all! !
001!you come back! ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴
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Jiang Qi walked around this place several times, and finally confirmed one thing. According to the quietness at this time, he thought, he should be in class now! ! !Damn!As a good student, he actually skipped class! !
Wait, it's quite exciting to think about it ==
Besides, it's been a long time since I've been in class, shouldn't I?Need not?mind?Hahaha... Who doesn't miss a few classes in school, haha~ don't care at all! !Jiang Qi was pissed and rolled in his heart, and he readily found a reason for himself.
Jiang Qi figured out the route, chuckled twice, threw his schoolbag, and easily jumped over the wall with his current physical strength.
But what he didn't see was that the young man on the desk in the distant window was watching this series of actions in astonishment.
Isn't that the gloomy good student Jiang Qi in their class? ? ?How could you skip class?And... escaped so boldly...
The young man seemed to have thought of something interesting, and smiled evilly for a moment, but in a blink of an eye, he raised his hand in pain, "Teacher! I have a stomachache!"
The teacher was stunned and said: "The monitor will take Echizen to the infirmary..."
Echizen Nanjiro refused: "No, there's no need to bother the monitor, teacher, I can go by myself... oh!"
The teacher was taken aback by his cry of pain, and hurriedly said: "Go quickly! Go!"
"Thank you, teacher!"
After speaking, Echizen Nanjiro left the classroom tremblingly holding his stomach.
He pretended to walk for a while, until he was far away from the classroom, the painful expression on his face was replaced by pride, and he stopped covering his stomach with his hands, and ran quickly towards the place he saw just now.
Hope that guy isn't gone yet.
"Phew, I finally found you..." A sudden voice came from behind Jiang Qi.
Jiang Qi's scalp exploded, damn it, he won't be caught so soon, right?They are all in class now!And the existence of the original body is still so low, so I won't recognize him, won't, won't...
"Hey!"
"what--!"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, teacher, I didn't skip class on purpose, I was just fascinated by the beautiful scenery of the campus, I just want to appreciate it."
"Hahahahaha!!! Jiang Qi, you are really interesting!!" Echizen Nanjiro, known as the teacher, was amused by Jiang Qi's behavior of not using punctuation marks.
Sure enough, the decision to skip class to find him was right!
Why didn't he find this person so interesting before? !
Jiang Qi: "...==#Come here."
Echizen Nanjiro smiled and moved his head closer, and asked, "What's wrong?"
Jiang Qi carefully looked at the handsome and handsome face in front of him with a mean smile on his face, and slapped it mercilessly.
"Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms!!!"
"Ow-!!"
Echizen Nanjiro stared blankly at Jiang Qi who hit and ran in front of him with his red slap on his face in a daze.
What did he do wrong? ? !Didn't you just laugh at him? ! !How stingy!
Seeing that the other party was about to run away, Echizen Nanjiro hurried to catch up, "Hey! Stop!!"
Although Jiang Qi transformed his body to make him stronger than ordinary people, is Echizen Nanjiro an ordinary person?He is the originator of killer tennis!
So Jiang Qi was caught by him after running away for a while.
Echizen Nanjiro grabbed Jiang Qi by the collar, and asked with a dark face, "Why did you hit me?!"
well?Who is talking?anyone there?He didn't hear anything
Echizen Minamijiro looked at the person in front of him who was pretending to be stupid, and suddenly couldn't laugh or cry.
It's strange, why did he suddenly feel that this person is a little...cute.
Forget it, he was the one who frightened the other party first.Echizen Nanjiro thought so, and said to Jiang Qi, "I never thought Jiang Qi, you would actually skip class."
"How do you know..." Jiang Qi was startled, and answered reflexively, but immediately covered his mouth and corrected: "I mean, my name is not Jiang Qi...ah! Maybe the two of us look alike... Hey, my public face."
Echizen Nanjiro: "..."
He said in disbelief, "You don't know me, do you?"
Should I know you?
Jiang Qi's face was obviously blank with these two characters.
really……
Echizen Nanjiro stroked his forehead, gritted his teeth and said, "We've been in the same class for so long, and now you're telling me that you don't know who I am?"
Jiang Qi looked away guiltily.
"Listen!! My name is Echizen Minamijiro!! Remember?!"
Jiang Qi stared at him with wide eyes.
Fuck!The child's father! !
The author has something to say: the full text is repaired and repaired (╥ω╥`), the baby is exhausted
☆、Prince of Tennis II
In fact, if it wasn't for this accidental discovery, Echizen Nanjiro, the proud man of heaven, would never have noticed Jiang Qi, who is usually a transparent and bookworm.After all, not everyone is so bored that he will find trouble to influence lonely people, let alone him who is usually busy with the tennis club!
When he saw the bold move that was completely different from his usual behavior, the skilled overcoming the wall, and the vigorous skill, it gave him an idea at that time.
If the opponent comes to the tennis club, they have another ace.
However, I didn't expect the other party to be a kitten with claws!Echizen Nanjiro touched his cheek and looked at the back of someone who had escaped, thinking amusedly.
Afterwards, Nanjiro would follow Jiang Qi whenever he got the chance, pestering him to join the tennis club.
"Student, join the tennis club!"
No, Jiang Qi was blocked by Echizen Nanjiro when he came out of the toilet, and invited him with a smile.
Is this man brown sugar? ! !
Jiang Qi almost couldn't help swearing, but thinking of his identity this time, he tried his best to suppress his anger, covered his face with bangs that reached to his eyes, and said at a loss: "But, but... I have already joined the school. It's all over..."
The appearance of this little sheep made Echizen Nanjiro wonder if the ferocious appearance of this man that day was his illusion!But he can still feel the pain of being slapped on the face at that time still remains!
So, this person is still pretending?
Since you want to pretend, I will let you pretend!I don't know if you can't help it later! !Echizen Nanjiro raised a sinister smile, and effortlessly pulled the docile little sheep in front of him closer to the toilet room, slammed the door shut, and pushed the little sheep against the door with one hand.
Echizen Nanjiro: "Stop pretending that there is no one else now! If you pretend again, I will...!"
Jiang Qi raised his head at 45°C, his hair ran down his cheeks in response to the violent movement just now, revealing his delicate and beautiful features, with tears in his eyes, he said pitifully: "...Are you going to hit me?"
Echizen Minamijiro was stunned, he just felt that at this second, his heart was shot by an arrow by some brat!
Then the next second he felt something wet and soft on his lips.
Echizen Minamijiro froze when he looked at the bright eyes that were close at hand.
Jiang Qi said weakly: "I'll kiss you, don't hit me, okay?"
Echizen Nanjiro: "..."
Then he opened the door and fled in extreme embarrassment.
Jiang Qi leaned against the door frame of the toilet, watched his back disappearing into the corner of the wall, stretched out his pink tongue, licked his lips, and said with a smile: "The taste is not bad."
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Jiang Qi sat on the seat, propped his chin and thought.I haven't spoken to Echizen Minamijiro for several days, did I really get scared that day?Alas, he is still in a hurry!I forgot that the other party is a straight man, and I can't stand the excitement of being with the same sex!But... his figure is quite predictable~ he must be easy to touch (ˉ﹃ˉ)
But what Jiang Qi didn't know was that Echizen Nanjiro had been absent-minded these past few days, and he made several serve mistakes.Coach Ryuzaki was so angry that he wanted to teach him a lesson!
"Nanjiro! What's the matter with you these days?"
Echizen Nanjiro panicked, "No, no!!"
Seeing that he didn't want to talk about it, and didn't force him, Ryuzaki said, "Adjust your state and don't be affected by external factors."
Echizen Nanjiro blushed when he heard the external factors, and thought of being kissed again, he agreed indiscriminately: "Enen..."
As soon as Ryuzaki saw him like this, he knew he didn't listen, and said, "Didn't you say you found a good seed last time? Did someone bring it?"
Echizen Nanjiro stammered: "Not yet..."
Ryuzaki: "Forget it, I will leave this matter to you."
"kindness."
Jiang Qi looked out of the window at the tennis club in a daze, hey!Nanjiro jumped so high ~ the abdominal muscles are exposed? ~~ I really want to see (o﹃o?)
Finally, when school was over, Jiang Qi couldn't wait to pack his schoolbag and run downstairs, then pretended to be casual and walked slowly past the tennis court.
The students around him have already passed by three passers-by, and he hasn't even finished the distance of tens of meters.
At the time when Jiang Qi was looking for someone without a trace.The great squad leader finally caught up with Jiang Qi and said, "Jiang Jun, the head of the reading club fired you, and you have to rejoin a club! Here is the club form, fill it out and give it to me tomorrow."
Jiang Qi just stood there quietly without saying a word or taking it: "..."
ha?The head of the reading club fired him?Isn't the book club just to read a book and hand in notes on time every week?Didn't he do it?Does he not want to stay anymore? !Damn retarded! ! !
Jiang Qi took it expressionlessly and said, "Got it!"
I saw the squad leader with a gloomy face. "What attitude!!"
Sure enough, good people are bullied!
"you……!"
Ow-!
Damn there is a hidden weapon! !
Jiang Qi felt a pain in the back of his head and turned around viciously, but when he saw Echizen Nanjiro standing there in a daze with a racket in his hand, he rolled his eyes and immediately 'passed out' pretending to be weak.
Sleeping, no, before fainting, Jiang Qi saw Echizen Nanjiro running towards him anxiously.
I really am a genius (^-^)
……
When Jiang Qi woke up, he saw Echizen Nanjiro who was guarding the bedside looking at him with a sorry expression on his face.
"I'm really sorry, I seem to use too much strength."
"It's okay." Jiang Qi twitched the corner of his mouth, why did he speak so ambiguously!However, he loves it! !Ignore those dodging watery cat eyes and get out of bed.
"What are you doing out of bed?"
"It's time to go home."
"I'll see you off." Echizen Nanjiro hurriedly picked up his schoolbag and followed Jiang Qi.
Echizen Nanjiro couldn't tell whether he wanted to hide from Jiang Qi or approach him.When I couldn't see it, I touched my lips in a daze, and when I saw it, I didn't know what to say.
On the way home, Jiang Qi repeatedly tried to find a topic to relieve the silent atmosphere, but he felt inappropriate when the words came to his lips, "Echizen..."
Echizen Minamijiro was taken aback, and reflexively said, "I'm a straight man!!"
Jiang Qihei said: "...I know, you don't have to say it so loudly."
Echizen Minamijiro blushed.
Seeing the door of the house, he took the schoolbag from Echizen Nanjiro's hand.Said: "Echizen-kun, thank you for sending me back."
"Ahahahaha, you're welcome, this was my mistake after all." Then Echizen Nanjiro said with some confusion: "Jiang..."
"Just call me Xiaoqi."
"Xiao Xiaoqi..." Echizen Nanjiro said uncomfortably, "Last time you were in the toilet...that...why..."
"Huh? What?"
"Kiss me!!!" Echizen Nanjiro shouted boldly.
Jiang Qi was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "So Echizen-kun is so open!"
"Eh?"
Jiang Qi directly pulled down his neck and leaned forward, and his lips met, Echizen Nanjiro was stunned.
Jiang Qi hugged his head and kept kissing his lips. The small tongue and the other's obviously enlarged tongue kept dancing.
Different from the fleeting kiss last time, this time the two kissed deeply for 5 minutes. When they separated, they gasped for each other.Echizen Nanjiro was so red that he didn't dare to look at him.
"Hey, Echizen-kun, my key is missing."
"Then, what should I do... Huh..."
"... How about going to your house?"
Echizen Nanjiro blushed and said, "Too, too soon..."
Jiang Qi looked at him amusedly: "Echizen-kun, have you misunderstood something? Now that the locks are closed, I can only look for them tomorrow, and I'm just going to stay at your house for one night..."
"Ahem, no!" Echizen Nanjiro retorted, he was not disappointed! "Well... Xiaoqi can call me Nanjiro... After all, Echizen-kun is too unfamiliar...cough!"
"Okay, Nanjiro." Jiang Qi didn't expose him.
Echizen Nanjiro covered his face in his heart, he is really a straight man! ! !
... I'm not gay, I'm not gay, I'm not gay! !Say important things three times! !I like soft girls, fragrant and soft girls...but fragrant and soft...
ah! !Why did you think of that kid Jiang Qi again! ! !
The author has something to say: Girls should keep their claws~(≧▽≦)
Xiuwen is so exhausting baby ╯﹏╰
In fact, I am not called Xiuwen... and I am rewriting it! ! ???After all, the baby used to write badly,,?^?,,
☆、Prince of Tennis III
When he arrived at Nanjiro's house, Jiang Qi was still a little shy, even though he had hinted to himself many times on the way that this was not meeting his in-laws, not seeing his in-laws...but he was still a little nervous.
"I am back."
"Nanjiro is back, huh? Who is this?" A gentle woman said to Nanjiro.
"Ah, auntie, hello, my name is Jiang Qi, please give me your advice." He bowed at 90 degrees, and this respectful appearance made Nanjiro proud.
Wait, he's so proud of himself! !
"Mom, Xiao Qi is my friend. He lost his key, so he stayed at our house for one night. Cough, Xiao Qi doesn't have to be so polite, my mother is very kind." The last sentence was said to Jiang Qi, However, Nanjiro was still a little uncomfortable. How could this scene be so similar to the in-laws meeting their daughter-in-law? !
"That's right, Xiaoqi doesn't have to be so polite, but the guest room hasn't been cleaned yet, and you are tired, so Xiaoqi can share a room with Nanjiro, Xiaoqi doesn't mind." Echizen's mother warmly welcomed Jiang Qi into the room inside.
"...I don't mind, hehe~" I don't mind very much, okay? !Mom Nanjiro, you are so awesome! !Jiang Qi glanced at Echizen Nanjiro from the corner of his eye, and found that his face was peaceful, as if he was just an ordinary friend who stayed overnight.
It's just that you acted like I didn't see your red ears?Jiang Qi's bad taste flared up, and he scratched the palm of his hand with his index finger indiscriminately.
Sure enough, Nanjiro's arm trembled.
"Cough cough!"
"What's wrong with Nanjiro? Are you uncomfortable?" Echizen's mother looked at him worriedly.
"No, it's not..." Nanjiro raised his eyes and saw Jiang Qi who was looking over with a worried face, and couldn't help coughing even harder.
Jiang Qi pretended to be kind and said: "Auntie, Nanjiro may have a cold, just go and have a rest."
Echizen's mother agreed: "It's better for you to be thoughtful. Nanjiro go to the house and lie down."
"No, I didn't..."
Jiang Qi: "Does Nanjiro want Auntie to worry?"
Sure enough, Echizen Nanjiro couldn't say no to it.Compromise: "Okay then!"
Jiang Qi mischievously winked at Echizen's mother while he was not paying attention, and Echizen's mother smiled even more happily.
Xiaoqi is such a good boy!Make a few more dishes tonight.
Echizen mother, don't make trouble!He wants to fuck your son!
Ah, so it's all System 001's fault.
001: "..." Never mind his business!
"This is Nanjiro's room! Well organized!"
"That is!"
"I mean Echizen's mother did a good job of tidying up." Jiang Qi struck out.
"..." Echizen Nanjiro put the schoolbag aside depressedly, "Obviously I sorted it out!"
Jiang Qi looked at him with raised eyebrows, "I don't believe it→_→"
"Forget it if you don't believe it!!" Echizen Nanjiro became furious.
"Okay, okay, if you catch a cold, lie down and rest for a while!"
Echizen Nanjiro looked at him in disbelief, "Don't you know if I have a cold?!"
"Why should I know?"
Echizen Minamijiro was so angry that he was almost speechless, "Obviously it was you just now! Just now..."
Jiang Qi looked at him innocently: "What happened to me just now?"
Echizen Minamijiro's cheeks turned red, and he didn't know whether he was angry or shy.
Jiang Qi had had enough fun, threw him directly onto the bed, and said with a smile, "Since you are not sick, then, do you do your homework first or be me? En~?"
Echizen Nanjiro jumped up suddenly, his face was red and his ears were red: "Why are you so shameless!!"
Jiang Qi lay on his side on the big bed, showing his slender white waist, and let out a lazily grunt.
Echizen Minamijiro swallowed his saliva, and quickly turned around, not daring to look any further, "I, I'm doing my homework!"
Jiang Qi closed his eyes: "Then I'll sleep for a while, and let me copy when I'm done."
"Uh-huh……"
……
At any rate, Jiang Qi also knew that he was at Echizen Nanjiro's house now, and he hadn't slept for a long time. When he woke up, he saw Echizen Nanjiro doing his homework seriously.It is said that men who work hard are the most handsome, but men who study hard are not bad!
Echizen Nanjiro felt the sight on his face, turned his head in doubt, and when he saw who it was, he immediately turned around again, pretending to be nonchalant: "You, you are awake, what are you looking at!"
Jiang Qi smiled and said in a hoarse voice: "Look at you handsome!"
Boom, Echizen Nanjiro blushed again.
Suddenly, there was a knock on the door of the room, and Echizen's mother's voice came from outside the door, "Xiao Qi, come down and eat first, you should be hungry too." As soon as the words fell, Jiang Qi's belly rang in response to the occasion.
Jiang Qi sat up in embarrassment, seeing Echizen Nanjiro holding back his laughter, he shyly grabbed the pillow and threw it at him, "Don't laugh!" "Hahahahaha!"
"It's time to eat, idiot!"
After the two went downstairs, Echizen Nanjiro and Echizen's father surrounded the table in surprise, "Wow, it's so rich!"
Echizen's mother unceremoniously slapped the father and son's hands away from the dishes, "Don't use your hands!"
Echizen Minamijiro and Echizen's father heheed twice, but they were not annoyed.
Echizen's mother had nothing to do with them, and greeted Jiang Qidao: "Come on Xiaoqi, eat fish, this kind of fish doesn't have many spines!"
"Okay, thank you auntie."
After dinner, Jiang Qi finished copying Echizen Nanjiro's homework, stretched himself, and went to take a bath in the bathroom in Echizen Nanjiro's room.
Jiang Qi reached out to wipe off the heat from the mirror, and looked carefully at himself in the mirror. Although the facial features could still be seen as his own, it was obviously much better looking than before, and he couldn't tell what was different. The biggest change was The skin is finer, whiter and tenderer than before, and it is also because of intersex people, and the biggest change is probably...Jiang Qi slowly looked down at his lower body and sighed.
His penis got smaller! ! ! (…)
Jiang Qi, who was full of sorrow and sorrow, came out of the bathroom wearing a scarf, and saw Echizen Nanjiro looking around: "Nanjiro, what are you doing?"
Echizen Nanjiro was startled, turned around, hid the things behind his back, and smirked twice: "Hey, it's nothing."
"Oh~ is it?" Doubtful.Jiang Qi approached Echizen Nanjiro with an expression of obvious disbelief.
Echizen Nanjiro was sweating coldly, looking at the white and tender chest that was getting closer and closer to him, with two bright red spots, because he still had moist and charming eyes after just taking a shower, his heart beat faster than ever!
The goblin! !
"Nanjiro, what's wrong with you? Ah! You have a nosebleed."
"I, I, it's hot, I'm going to the bathroom." Echizen Nanjiro covered his nose and rushed to the bathroom quickly.
"Why do you go to the bathroom when you are hot?" Can the toilet cure the heat?And obviously feeling that the surrounding air was a bit cold, Jiang Qi twitched the corners of his mouth.
Echizen Nanjiro heard him say that, his foot slipped, and the sound of falling was heard in the bathroom.Jiang Qi was a little worried.
Even if you masturbate, you don't need such a big battle, right?
The wronged Echizen Nanjiro cried and fainted in the toilet!
"Nanjiro, are you alright?"
"fine."
"Oh." Hearing Echizen Nanjiro's angry voice, Jiang Qi was relieved.
Jiang Qi looked at the place where Echizen Nanjiro was standing just now, and there was a book hidden there.He couldn't help being curious, so he walked over and looked through it.
"Isn't it just a book, it's so mysterious." Jiang Qi flipped through it casually, then widened his eyes, and it turned out that it was full of photo albums of Dabomei! !
Actually use the chemical bookcase to wrap the photobook! !What the hell is he doing in class? !
Thinking of the picture of Echizen Minamijiro drooling at the photobook... Really, so wretched. ←_←
It's kind of fun though.
So, when Echizen Nanjiro came out of the bathroom after taking a shower, what he saw was Jiang Qi sitting on the bed and holding a book with chemistry on the outside and a photobook inside, reading with great interest.
Echizen Nanjiro ran over to snatch the book without even thinking about it, but suddenly his foot slipped halfway, and he was about to fall, Jiang Qi hurried to catch him.
The bloody thing just happened...
Echizen Nanjiro forcibly threw Jiang Qi down, and their lips touched together.
Echizen's mother, who heard the sound, saw how her son was pressing on Xiao Qi's body, kissing her forcibly.
"It turns out that Xiaoqi and Nanjiro have that kind of relationship. Nanjiro is also true. He didn't tell his mother if he had a girlfriend. But I didn't expect Xiaoqi to be a girl." So Echizen mother, you ignore his flat chest Yet? ←_←
"Okay, mom won't bother you anymore, but keep your voice down." After speaking, she smiled ambiguously at Echizen Nanjiro and Jiang Qinuan.Before leaving, he closed the door considerately, "Ah! Husband! We are going to hug our grandson!"
"No...not... Mom, you have to listen to me!!!"
Echizen Nanjiro got up and looked
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