[Gintama] Long hair and waist

"Huh? Who do you want to quit? ^_^" An exceptionally discordant voice interjected | forcefully.

"Of course it's the little girl who thinks she's great because of her big breasts... Uh, group, group leader?" Xiaozi suddenly realized something was wrong, and turned her head stiffly to look at Shenwei's hearty smiling face, "What a coincidence, group leader, The head of the group after taking a bath is really glorious and charming... Hey, bah, he is so handsome! Xiao Zi is really happy to meet the head of the group by chance."

"It's not a coincidence, I came to see Qianchun. I suddenly found that I was too excited to sleep tonight, so I wanted to walk the dog, so I came here naturally. Oh, is it true that Qianchun has entered the period of hair removal Is it? There is a lot of dog hair on the ground. Afutu, it seems that we will have to find a part-time worker to clean it regularly in the future." Shenwei put his hand on his chin and made a very serious suggestion.

"It's hair, it's not dog hair, Captain. Don't say such things with such an expression, okay? You are really scary now. Yes, yes, I understand, what you mean is that Qianchun is you We don’t allow her to think about the dog we raise. It’s not an example.”

"Remember what you said today, if you violate it again, I will kill you. ^_^" The tone sounded casual, but it was full of murderous intent.Afutu and Xiao Zi shuddered at the same time, and after looking at each other, they both decided to put down today's matter and not consider stimulating the little girl again for the time being.

Trimming her short-to-medium hair into neat short hair, Qianchun finally threw the dagger aside, covered her ears with her hands and sat on the ground in a daze.It wasn't until the pain in her heart gradually spread to her whole body that she covered her eyes with one hand, touched her chest with the other, and firmly grasped the fabric in front of her chest.

"Okay, let's walk the dog now~^_^" Kamui smiled and tugged on Qianchun's collar, intending to drag her all the way like this.

pat.

Everyone heard this crisp sound.

Qianchun patted Shenwei's hand off, and stared at him defensively, "Don't touch Qianchun! Except for Nan Xia, no one else can touch Qianchun! No, no!"

Even though her memory has become blurred, she still remembers that she was a sensitive and timid coward who hated contacting other people, even family members.Due to lack of communication with her family for a long time, she became more and more withdrawn. Her parents even discussed whether to seek psychological treatment from a psychiatrist, but Xishu Nanxia did not look at her strangely.

Nan Xia said: "It's okay, Qianchun is just too shy. It's okay, Qianchun, have you seen it? This is the outside world, isn't it beautiful? Hiding in the room every day, I can't see such a beautiful scenery. "

With Nan Xia's help, she stepped out of her own world little by little, from a closed problem child to an introverted and shy little girl who was finally willing to communicate with others.

She is unresponsive and has a bad brain, and children around her age like to laugh at her. Every time she is called "mentally retarded", that gentle Nan Xia will always put on a scary expression and reprimand those children. , and then stroked her head and told her "That's not the case, Chiharu is just too innocent, such a Chiharu is very cute".

She has always believed that without Xishu Nanxia, ​​there would be no Yushu Qianchun. She loves Xishu Nanxia so deeply, it is absolutely impossible for her to forget Nanxia.

"Well, you have to figure it out, now I am your owner, your owner, that guy is just an insignificant passerby. If you are a passerby, then you should forget about it completely. ^_^" After finishing speaking, he seemed to suddenly think of something, and added, "By the way, it is very rude to knock off the master's hand without authorization. If there is another time, I will take some small measures. For example, even if you know Doing this will destroy the beast's animal nature, but in order to prevent it from escaping, I still painstakingly ripped off the beast's fangs."

Shenwei's bloodthirsty smile made Afutu feel more ominous, "Hey, hey, you don't want to..."

"Don't worry, we don't have the energy to fight anymore, I'm just taking care of the disobedient pet. Like cutting off the tongue of a canary when it won't sing; always trying to run away The house sparrow breaks its wings; the small bird that refuses to fly cuts off its legs. Well, these seem to be relatively common basic methods, right?" Holding back that terrifying smile, he changed to an innocent and innocent ignorant look.

"Captain, you really only know how to fight, right? What kind of method is this? It's obviously murder, okay! You shiver! Don't say such terrible things with such an innocent face." Afu Rabbit was powerless Make complaints.The little devils are indeed demons in angel skin.

Under this strange situation, small flowers suddenly floated out, accompanied by various small red hearts.A Futu knew without looking, that the dreamy atmosphere of this girl was definitely emanating from Xiao Zi.

"The leader is so handsome...so handsome...so fucking...I really want to be fucked by the leader! Cough, no, how can I say it so bluntly, it's too embarrassing No, no, if I don’t say it, how will the leader know? But girls should be more reserved... Ah, it’s really tangled. Do you know that Xiaozi’s heart is so tangled, Mr. Leader? ?”

Xiao Zi turned her body around, imitating the scene of two people having a conversation, her face was still arrogant and indifferent, but the words she said directly pulled down all the grades.

Afutu: "... Now not only the leader knows, but all of us know."

Qianchun, who was completely immersed in her own world, secretly raised her head and took a closer look at the faces of the three of them one by one, and the pale little faces finally showed some brilliance.She crawled to Afutu's side and hugged his thigh tightly, like a child who was reluctant to let her parents leave home, staring at him innocently with wide eyes.

"Dad...Dad...Qianchun is so scared. What should I do, Dad, Qianchun can't forget Nanxia."

Afu Rabbit was shocked by this title.

"Don't tell me, the trouble you're talking about is that the little girl is actually a mistake I made when I was young, hey!!!" It's absolutely impossible, no matter how brave he was when he was young, he couldn't give birth to a girl like the leader. Big kid, right? ! ...But what if it is true?Does the daughter recognize it or not?

When Afutu was entangled in whether he denied his daughter, Shenwei mercilessly made up the knife.

"Ah, Afutu actually guessed right, it's really unexpected. I thought Afutu would never recognize Qianchun as your daughter in this lifetime~ So I underestimated Afutu's IQ. "

"..."

crackling.

Boom——Boom——!

Afutu is now immersed in the malice of the universe and cannot extricate himself.

"Ou, so is the stinky girl Mr. Afutu's illegitimate daughter? No wonder she is so attached to Mr. Afutu, and only recognizes Mr. Afutu's face..." Xiaozi kept shooting at Afu with her X-ray eyes. Rabbit, "...I see."

"Hey, stop talking! Hey, how could I have such a big daughter! It should be impossible... Cough, it should be." When they said it, Afutu really felt that Qianchun looked carefully, really Kind of like him, but...

"No, hey, if she's my daughter, then Yuki Kusanagi won't be my son, right? Their family lives in a shrine, so what's my business?"

Shenwei sighed with a look of resentment, "Oh, it turns out that Afutu did such a terrible thing when he was young, and actually tempted a wife to commit a crime with you. It is really a sad past."

"Stop talking, little girl, hurry up and tell them the truth!" The desperate Afutu was so stupid that he pinned his hopes on Qianchun.Qianchun did not disappoint everyone, and successfully dealt Afutu a fatal blow.

"Hey... Dad, Mom said you never came back to her after that night, how could you be so ruthless. Hey, Qianchun really misses Dad."

Afutu's defense system completely collapsed.

"Well, in fact, Afutu really looks a lot like Qianchun's good-for-nothing father. I didn't expect Afutu to guess so accurately all of a sudden, which surprised me a lot. ^_^" Enough appreciation Seeing Afutu's collapsed expression, Shenwei casually said a word, telling the truth of the matter.

This little devil definitely did it on purpose!

Afu Rabbit only felt that there were thousands of grass-mud horses roaring through his mind, "Head, this is a lot worse, okay! Elderly people have a bad heart, and if things go on like this, uncle's heart disease will soon be destroyed by you guys." Play out."

"Oh, I thought Afutu would realize that I didn't mean that. In the end, I overestimated Afutu's IQ. Useless idiots should be killed, what do you think? Afu Rabbit." The corners of his mouth were raised happily, as if he was making a good joke.

"Captain, how can you use IQ to measure the value of a person. Let me, uncle, teach you the principles of life for this little devil. For example, Qianchun, her fighting power is so strong, who would have thought that she is actually a person with a low IQ?" What about the idiot in the bottomless black hole? Another example is Miss Shiina, she is so smart, but she will never be usable. So, whether a person is useful or not has nothing to do with IQ."

Shenwei pulled off Qianchun who was holding on to Afu Rabbit, and rubbed her short hair indiscriminately, the prickly short hair made him frown slightly, "Ah, it's not easy to rub after you cut your hair, sure enough Long-haired dogs are better. Whoever is stupid and who is smart can’t just look at the surface. Some guys are very good at playing dumb. Well, Afutu, do you know where there is a sale that makes pets grow hair quickly? Potion?"

"Don't confuse the truth with such nonsensical words. It's easy for people to miss the point. Where can there be a store that sells this kind of thing? You can go to the [-]th Division and ask, but I guess they don't bother Developing such a strange thing, they are currently working on an improved version of the red cherry. Hair or something, let time, sooner or later it will grow on its own."

"Give it to time? That's right, new ones will grow soon. The old ones will be replaced by new ones sooner or later, don't you think so, Afutu?"

Afu Rabbit, who is used to Shenwei’s last second of sunny days and second thunderstorms, only feels that his words are a bit meaningful, but what he said, who is only keen on killing, should be understood literally without thinking too much. Afutu, who had thought about it several times, ran into this problem again, and finally chose to learn from the previous lesson without thinking too much.

Therefore, this lack of thinking directly led to the tragedy that he committed suicide many times in the future without knowing it.

"Ah, I'm so annoying! Why are you like this? You obviously don't know each other. Why do you keep touching Qianchun's head? It's all messed up." The little girl caressed her hair , to rearrange the "messy hairstyle".

However, your hair is so short now, you can't mess it up no matter how you rub it.

Shen Weijun, who was beaten back to the state of "I don't know you", froze, and started to introduce himself again, "Huh? I am not someone I don't know. Qianchun is now my dog, that is to say, I It's Chiharu's owner. Qianchun must listen to the owner's words and be a well-behaved dog. ^_^"

To be a well-behaved dog always looks docile and smart in front of the owner, but just to win the trust of the owner, in fact, it secretly grinds its teeth sharper every night, and bit by bit the dog that binds it The rope was bitten off, so cunningly peeping at the owner's every move, waiting for the most suitable opportunity to pounce on the owner and bite the owner back.

It is this kind of dog that makes people have the desire to train|teach.

I really can't wait to see how this dog will jump up and bite him. If the fight just now didn't really consume too much energy, he really wants to fight Qianchun again.Sure enough, fighting against the strong can satisfy him and nourish his dry soul.

Even though it was just a slight mood swing, Qianchun still keenly noticed that the dignified expression appeared on her face for two or three seconds and then quickly disappeared without even a trace.

"Ah, what is the owner?"

"It's in charge of the food. ^_^"

"Huh? Eh? Ah? So it's the cook!" She widened her eyes in surprise, "Sister, you look like a brother."

The following formula suddenly appeared in Qianchun's brain: Those who manage food = those who cook = those who can cook are usually Obasan = Qianchun wants to call her auntie, but the one in front of her seems to be very young, so she is almost equal to sister.

In the next second, Qianchun covered her head with tears in her eyes, "...why, why are you beating me, big sister who is in charge of food?"

"If you dare to call me 'sister' again, it won't be as simple as being beaten. ^_^"

Qianchun compared the heights of Kamui and Xiaozi, swallowed, "I'm sorry, little sister in charge."

"..."

The author has something to say: This is the Q version of OAO that my sister drew for me!I was going to wait until I colored it myself before posting it.

But→→I’m lazy【×】so I put her colored version

I hope that when this article is finished, my colored version will come out|||

Did Jinjiang smoke again...==I just changed it, but I can't! TVT