[Gintama] Long hair and waist

"Wait! So, you and your brother..." Afutu felt that Qianchun's words were too informative, and he couldn't digest them all at once.According to what this girl said, didn't she have incest with her brother?There is also the girl named Qianxia, ​​she must know about the unethical love between the siblings.

According to this reasoning, Afutu can probably imagine the following story.

Qian Xia, who also likes her elder brother Nan Xia, runs to expose the love between the siblings. Qian Chun and Nan Xia must be separated by their parents and not allowed to see each other again.In order to see her beloved brother again, Qianchun searched all over the earth, but she still couldn't find her brother's hiding place, until she was discovered by them and came to Chunyu.

No, that's why this girl obviously has a sweetheart, so why bother with him and insist on marrying him. ==

"If you want to get married, just go and find your brother, why bother uncle me. Don't you like her more than me?" Although he felt that it was immoral to encourage siblings to develop an unethical relationship, Afu Rabbit believes that, as a space pirate, he has long since thrown his morality into the Sahara Desert.

Qianchun frowned, thought for a minute, then shook his head dejectedly, "No. Mom said that Qianchun and Nanxia are brothers and sisters, and they cannot get married. It is because of this that Mom, Dad and Nanxia suddenly disappeared. Because... Mom and Dad know about us."

Qianchun still remembered the shocked eyes of her parents that day.The mother, who had always been good to her, lost her temper with her for the first time, and picked up the cane and wanted to hit her.Xishu Nanxia jumped on her body and endured all the whippings for her. In the end, the two of them were forcibly separated by their parents.Because she was unwilling to be separated from Xishu Nanxia, ​​she had to follow Xishu Nanxia to her death, and was finally kicked out by her furious mother.

The most impressive thing should be that she pretended to be innocent and enjoyed this good show in front of the shrine, and pretended to be full of energy to comfort Yuki Kusuka's Qianxia Asuka.Qianchun only felt that the sunlight that day was too dazzling, and she couldn't help but shed tears from her eyes.

She left the shrine alone, and then, even if she thought of a way to come back, she couldn't see the gentle and jade-like young man in her heart.

"Understood. You killed so many people because of hatred. Well, anyway, that is a thing of the past. Now you don't need to be sad for killing people, so don't often think about suicide .Agreement or something, for us Yetu, they are all used to destroy."

After getting a general understanding of Qianchun's situation, Afutu thought about how to report the results to Shenwei.He always felt that if he told Shenwei truthfully, "Nan Xia is that girl's sweetheart", he would die very quickly, but if he concealed this point, the only useful information would be Qianchun's family composition and former residence.

If you only talk about that information, you will die faster by visual estimation.

Afu Rabbit expressed that he was very tangled.

"Sure enough, Uncle is a good person. Qianchun's vision is really good hehe, after marrying Uncle, Qianchun will be happy! Qianchun thinks, after marrying Uncle, he will probably be able to see Nanxia, ​​hehe. "Qianchun tugged on Afutu's sleeve to show cuteness, "So so so so! Uncle, when will we hold the wedding? QAQ"

"I said...why...it's me..." Afutu started to brainwash the little girl, "Look, we have so many outstanding young talents in Chunyu. For example, our team leader, who looks like Well, the strength is very strong, and there are basically no shortcomings except that the style is not a bit messy. Oh, the one who slept with you last night...the one who brought you back here...well, just pinch The one on your face."

Qianchun gnawed her fingers and turned her head, "No way! Mom said that this kind of person would be violent! And Qianchun thinks uncle is the best-looking!"

Hearing Qianchun's answer, Afutu almost fell to the ground, "Then you can change your taste. Xiao Zi is so good-looking, and although she is a bit arrogant, she will never be violent. Look, you are People of the same sex must have a much deeper understanding than those of the opposite sex.”

"do not want!"

"By the way, there is also the head of the third division. That guy has a serious sister-in-law complex. He must have a lot of common topics with your brother-in-law complex... But you have to be careful about his sister, who is the one you met a few days ago. The beauty from the past, the kind of femme fatale who puts interests first, is not something you can handle. If I'm not wrong, that guy probably has her eye on you, and is thinking of setting a trap for you to jump into her trap. She is the best at acting, and I heard that no one can distinguish when she is acting and when she is showing her true feelings."

Qianchun stared blankly at Afutu who was talking endlessly, tilted his neck with a dazed expression: "Huh? What is that beautiful woman I met a few days ago? Qianchun has no impression at all."

Afutu said that he worked hard like a nanny to take this little boy for what, in the end the girl was obviously out of shape.Didn't she express her interest in Masa Shiina at the time?Why do you forget everything so quickly? Hey, is this girl naturally black?

Forcibly suppressing the outburst of the spirit of complaining, Afutu took the little girl away expressionlessly, and took her back to her new room.

"Stay here obediently, I'll go to work first."

"Huh? Can't Qianchun follow Uncle Mouse?"

"...My name is Afu Rabbit."

"That's right, Uncle Tiger."

"It's Afu Rabbit."

"Ghost lamp?"

"I said, the protagonists of other anime ran in strangely. You girl, are you complaining that I am not the protagonist with a high appearance rate, but just a supporting role that has been on standby for many years? Actually, I am not very S." Rabbit rubbed his chin, already giving up on correcting Qianchun.Because he finally understood that no matter how much he emphasized it was useless, she would never remember it at all.

Qianchun sniffed, walked around Afutu three times curiously, and finally made a gesture of pushing his glasses, "There is only one truth! There is no second! There is really only one! Huh...? It seems like the lines read What's more, forget it. No wonder the uncle can only wear a black big sack all the time. He doesn't have any expression. Compared to some kind of glasses that are obviously the protagonist but have no sense of presence at all, the uncle has a sense of presence, but after all, there is still a difference between the protagonist and the supporting role. ╮(╯▽╰)╭”

Seeing the little girl's cute and silly look of waving her hands helplessly and sighing, Afutu's brows twitched violently uncontrollably.

"==Little girl, you are so naturally dark, does your family know?"

"Huh? Qianchun's skin is very white, so it's not black!" Qianchun raised her hand and dangled in front of Afutu, "Look, Mr. Black Sack, look, isn't Qianchun's skin very white!"

"...Goodbye." Afutu had given up on continuing to communicate with Qianchun.

Is Uncle angry because Qianchun couldn't remember his name?

After Qianchun stood in place and watched Afutu leave, he walked to the bed in a gloomy manner and fell directly on the bed, buried his head in the quilt for half a minute, then turned over and stared at the white ceiling in a daze.After maintaining this posture for a long time, she turned her eyes to the table not far away and the tall stack of white paper and pens, her eyes suddenly lit up.

She jumped up like a carp and jumped onto the chair that matched the table, biting her pen and began to recall what Afu Rabbit's name was.After writing it twice, she scratched her hair again, and tried to recall it again... In this way, she wrote a large stack of names.

Looking at the fruits of her labor, Qianchun nodded with satisfaction, and after digging through the boxes and cabinets for a while, finally dug out the glue, and began to stick the paper to the ceiling and walls.

As long as you look at the uncle's name like this every day, you will be able to remember it one day!

Chiharu thought so.

This is indeed a good way, it is really amazing that Qianchun can think of it with his negative infinite IQ.However, she obviously overestimated her own memory—or rather, the feasibility of this method for her.

……

Waking up the next day, Qianchun opened her eyes wide and looked at the densely written ceiling and walls. After her brain stopped functioning for a minute, she couldn't help screaming, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

The neighbor who was woken up, Xiao Zi, kicked open the door of Qianchun's room with a dark face, "What are you doing, why are you yelling so early in the morning, I just came back from my mission yesterday, I am very tired! ... Your room What's going on.=="

Wrapped in a quilt, Qianchun ran to Xiaozi's side, hid behind Xiaozi, and looked around in fear, "No, no, I don't know, it's like this when I wake up in the morning! Tell me, is Qianchun's room covered by a blanket?" Aliens have invaded? It’s scary, but it’s not some kind of curse, like cursing Qianchun not to grow old forever.”

"Curse your size, there are aliens everywhere in the spring rain, okay? I also want to ask what you did to this room, how did its ceiling and walls become like this..." Xiao Zi pointed at the The pen moved to the side, "Obviously, you wrote these words yourself! What are these words written on?... Radishes... Carrots... Delicious carrots... There are white carrots and red carrots... ...Why are all the radishes on this side, hey, how much do you like radishes!"

Chiharu narrowed her eyes and tried hard to remember.

What did she do before going to bed yesterday?

Oh yes!She copied the uncle's name many times and pasted it on the wall!But... so many names, each one is different, which one is the uncle's real name?

QAQ This question is so difficult to answer.

Qianchun tugged on Xiao Zi's clothes, and she looked at her impatiently with arms crossed.The two stared at each other for a long time, finally Xiao Zi was defeated and spoke first.

"What are you doing?"

Qianchun replied solemnly: "Qianchun was just wondering if he had seen you before, but he forgot, so he was thinking hard about your name. By the way, are you a brother or a brother who looks like a beautiful sister? You have such a big chest. It must be a boy!"

Xiao Zi: "..."

Seeing that Xiaozi didn't answer, Qianchun started counting with his fingers again, "Cauliflower, cabbage, radish, ant, goldfish, which one is the uncle's name? Do you know the brother with a flat chest?"

"None of them are good, okay! And I'm not a big brother with flat breasts, my name is Xiao Zi, and I'm a girl, a girl!!"

"Huh? Is your name Xiaohei? I'm Chiharu~! So Taichi, Akino, Kyouya, Mashiro, boiled water, boiled fish, fish-flavored shredded pork, Xiaozi and Xiaozi go to death and Xiaozi goodbye, Which one is the uncle's name? Boom, Qianchun really can't remember, why don't Qianchun try every name? There is always one that is correct!"

"Why are the front ones so normal, and the back ones are all food? In fact, you are hungry! Speaking of which, why do you have to involve Xiao Zi? Xiao Zi is innocent, and Xiao Zi is my name. Can you not Casually adding words like 'goodbye' or 'go to death' after someone's name? You girl did it on purpose!" Xiao Zi stretched out her finger and tugged at Qian Chun's face, although there was nothing special about her expression. There was a big change, but there was obvious anger in her tone.

"It hurts, hurts, hurts... I'm sorry, Qianchun doesn't dare anymore." The little girl rubbed her pinched red face aggrievedly, her childish appearance didn't look like a person who could hide her thoughts at all.For some reason, watching Qianchun's childish behavior, Xiaozi felt that her heart, which had been cold for a long time due to the killing, was gradually softening.

This kind of innocent and soft guy is really annoying.

Xiao Zi raised her hand, slapped Qian Chun on the head hard, then turned and left.After returning to her room, Xiao Zi sat behind the pile of documents, her gray-blue eyes were covered with a layer of inexplicable emotions.His fingers tapped lightly on the tabletop for more than ten seconds before stopping suddenly.

She picked up the phone beside the table, dialed a number and said softly, "Well, I'm Xiao Zi, and I want to change the room. You ask why? Because, I can't stay in this room any longer."

That child is too clean, if she stays any longer, what if she really can't hate that child.

The author has something to say: →→Qianchun Mama said that the type of Wei Ge will have domestic violence 【…】

In the Yoshihara chapter, the two main female villains of this series have successfully joined forces→→

Then, some of the pits buried earlier will be filled from the Yoshihara chapter→→....Although it is said that the key projects still continue to dig pits

╮(╯▽╰)╭I don’t want to give detailed spoilers, I can only say that don’t think too simply about the little girl’s past and herself

Please work hard, everyone who loves the details √[Is it really okay to be so irresponsible?