[Gintama] Long hair and waist

There are still two and a half hours before the wedding, and all the bridesmaids are busy in the dressing room.They never thought that on a seemingly ordinary day, more than one-third of the year, when they would play Missing Chiharu, they would come up with a few simple invitations, just like handing out advertising leaflets Push them into their hands one by one.

"My wedding with Kamui, if you have time, let's join in the fun." Qianchun put away the extra invitations, smiled and added to the stunned crowd, "Well, it doesn't matter if you don't have time. But the venue has been snatched... ...Ah, it's booked, and the chef is also catching... Ah, it's an appointment, so I still hope that everyone can come and spend a pleasant evening with us."

"Wait, what did you try to hide just now? So the venue and the chef were all solved by you directly with force? Yes! It must be like this! Don't think that you can fool us by trying to smile! You are not A peace ambassador who advocates peace and the rule of law? It seems that the certificate was awarded to you not long ago? Is it really good for you to do such a thing?"

"Ah, Shinpachi." Chiharu said to Shimura Shinpachi in embarrassment, "You may have misunderstood something, and I would never do such a thing. But you know... that... I... even in It's hard to interfere with Shenwei's thoughts when we're together, and I can't stop him from doing anything."

"Don't put the blame on Shenweijun so naturally! So what's going on with you? Are you a black and white duo? Angels and demons, the combination of good and evil?"

"Anyway, everyone can come if they have time." Chiharu decisively turned around and ignored Shimura Shinpachi.

"Don't try to obscure the problem, you!"

……

Regardless of how the venue issue and other staff issues were resolved, Qianchun and Shenwei's wedding was indeed prepared in the midst of everyone's bewilderment.Shiina Saya and Hitomi, who have been married before, are very excited. The two of them have been in an extremely weird state of excitement since they received the invitation.

"The veil, the veil... where did you put the veil? Kagura, go find it!"

"Yes, sir!"

"Taxue, what are you doing in a daze?! What... wait, don't sleep! Are you bored enough to fall asleep? This is your wedding, your wedding, wake me up!" Hitomi, who had already secretly fallen asleep in Qianchun, wanted to quickly wake the bride up, and educate her mother whom she recognized when she was a child, "Do you know that a wedding is very sacred..."

"So I have to take it seriously." Qianchun helped Hitomi to omit the series of meaningless modifiers in the middle, and went directly to the end.She looked helplessly at the group of girls who were more nervous than her, "You don't need to be so nervous, it's just a formality, it's almost enough."

"No! How is this possible?! Your wedding must be the best wedding!" Hitomi Xiang was the first to object.

"That's right! I thought that Qianchun, you would never ask for marriage in this lifetime... Uh, can you keep this sentence a secret for me? I'm afraid that Kamui will come and kill me one day. Wedding is only once in a lifetime ...It doesn't seem to be necessarily the case... Uh, sorry, can you cut this sentence out for me too? Anyway... Anyway, it's going to be a big deal!" Qianxia Asuka also flew over to echo Hitomi's thought.

Shaye Shiina, who is the calmest here, also came over: "How can we deal with the wedding casually? According to me, we should toss the groom tonight. You don't know how bastard their men are. Before they get married, they are always obedient. When you are dating, you will be exposed. When you are in a relationship, you will take care of you in every possible way. After you get married, you will just lie on the sofa and pick your feet to watch the football game. Weddings are women’s wars! You have to win a beautiful battle so that he can know How difficult it is for you to marry me!"

The bridesmaids group seconded.

Qianchun looked at the group of sisters with special effects of burning flames, and wisely chose to smile and not speak.

"By the way, I still don't know how Xiaoqian agreed to marry the idiot brother."

It happened so suddenly, they were so busy helping Qianchun to prepare for the wedding, but these gossip issues were ignored.

Facing everyone's eyes, Qianchun stroked his chin and thought for a while, then said slowly: "Um... this... I was the one who brought up the matter of marriage first?"

Everyone: "..."

"That... I heard you say it before... I remember that you also took the initiative to confess? He didn't explicitly say 'I like you' or 'I love you' to you afterwards?" Hitomi wanted to start breaking the news .

Qianchun nodded, directly confirming the authenticity of Hitomi Xiang's words.

"Well, yes. By the way, I haven't said anything yet."

After another period of silence, Qianxia Asuka rolled up her sleeves and was about to pull tonight's bride away: "Then this marriage is still a fart? Chiharu, how could you propose marriage so easily? It's okay to confess, but you must ask for a marriage proposal." Let him come first! Why don't you come and discuss with us first when you propose?"

"That's right, this is too much! Why do you always have to take the initiative!"

"No, you can't let him abduct people so easily."

Qianchun looked at them dumbfounded and began to discuss how to torment the groom again, his eyes became softer.It can be said that many, many years ago, she never thought that she would wear a wedding dress and stay in such a small room to listen to a group of women discussing their marriage.She always thought that she would struggle painfully in someone's hands, feel her vitality flow away bit by bit, and it became more and more difficult to breathe...

Then, die.

No one will know about her death, and no one will care about her death.

"Actually, he and I don't really care about these things. It doesn't matter who comes first." Qianchun said, "Anyway, it's very good to be able to meet again, to be able to be like this now, and I am very satisfied. He has changed a lot, Me too, but I still like him, and so does he. I think if we are now, maybe we can really be together for a long, long time."

When I first fell in love with her, she was naive and cowardly, not confident in love, and very confused about life.They don't know how to love others, let alone how to make a little concession for each other to maintain their relationship.But now they are all tired from running. Compared with the goal they strived for when they were teenagers, they want to find a comfortable harbor and enjoy the peace that they didn't enjoy when they were teenagers.

After being tired for so long, I always have to take a break.

What's more, after years of polishing, they will all become more mature, have enough ability and patience to tolerate each other's ideas, and make a little concession appropriately.

Qianchun thought: No matter what, it is him, and there will be no one else.

This is probably their love, right?At the beginning, it was so fierce that it swept all the ships on the sea and turned them on their backs.But after the storm, everything will calm down, revealing the quiet and good years of the wind and sunshine.

"So, why are you in such a hurry to get married?"

Qianchun gently touched his lower abdomen, and smiled softly: "Because I have a child, I can't let the child be born without a name."

Boom-!

A thunderbolt fell from the sky.

"Wait, wait...?! You mean, child? Do you have a child? What, when did you get pregnant? Does Kamui know? No, no, you two will have a child? Is that...? No I'm sorry, I'm not suspicious of your cough cough life, it's just a little weird." Qianxia Asuka felt that everything had become mysterious, and her eyes were empty, "Heh, heh...my sister is pregnant, and I'm still single. hehe."

Qianchun's face couldn't help burning up, and she nodded tactfully.

"They are all adults. He knows this, and I told him that's why we got married. I originally said that it would be fine to go directly to register, but he said that there is still a wedding, which I think is right. , anyway, just listen to him about this kind of thing.”

Although Qianchun is very stubborn in certain things, she is generally a soft girl, as long as it does not involve matters of principle, she generally listens to Shenwei.When the two of them were together in the back, Qianchun's obedience and obedience aroused the jealousy of Afutu and Neihai Yicheng and the other men, and they used their divine power many times behind their backs.

"Then I wish you a happy wedding and your children will grow up soon."

When they heard that the bride was pregnant, the bridesmaids who were still in high spirits were immediately discouraged.

"Then I also thank you for your blessings."

Everyone was taken aback by the inexplicable appearance of a male voice. After seeing that the person who came was the bridegroom tonight, they all became excited again, expressing that they wanted to fork out this hostility that had been mixed into our side.But the fighting power of the hostility is too high, and tonight they can't fight to ruin the wedding, they can only succumb to the dark forces, watching the shameless person who should obediently accept their troubles behind the door take advantage of the bride.

Qianchun tilted his head to look at Kamui in doubt, and helped him tidy up his disheveled clothes, and asked, "Why did you come here suddenly? According to the regulations, there is still some time before we meet."

Shenwei accepted Qianchun's service with peace of mind, and smiled at the bridesmaids as if in a demonstration, pretending not to hear what Qianchun just said, and lowered his head to ask her: "Huh? What did you say?"

After getting along for so long, how could Qianchun not know that he did it on purpose.But it's impossible for Shenwei to obey the rules, and she didn't dare to look at the faces of her girlfriends, so she whispered to Shenwei: "Restrain yourself, don't mess around in front of everyone, they all attach great importance to this wedding. .”

Her words undoubtedly revealed that she didn't care much about it.Kamui raised his eyebrows, brushed off Qianchun's hand helping him tidy up his clothes, and pulled her into his arms.Concerned about Qianchun's pregnancy, he seldom moves lightly, which makes this obviously evil and domineering movement suddenly become exaggerated, as if it is a Mary Sulei drama that has been deliberately slowed down to double the speed.

He put his arms around her and asked in her ear: "You don't pay attention? Huh?"

Qianchun has long passed the age when he would be blushed and heartbeated by this kind of behavior, and asked him expressionlessly: "Which studio are you the domineering president? You went to the wrong crew."

Kamui ignored her complaints and continued to hug her.Although the two of them are together now, they still get together less often and stay away more often. The two of them may spend less than half of the time face to face in a year. Most of the time they use communication tools to communicate, which is a typical long-distance relationship.Everyone expressed their eyes on the intimate scene between the two of them, and refused to be a light bulb, so they dispersed one by one.

Shenwei was very satisfied with their sense of humor, and then he was willing to talk to Qianchun about the matter: "The priest is malfunctioning, should we catch another one?"

Qianchun was a little confused: "...fault?"

"Well, I accidentally bumped it when I let him go out, and then it crashed. It's really useless, Father."

Qianchun sighed deeply: "Can't you be kinder to the priest? He is also an important role in this wedding. Speaking of which, he seems to be very afraid of us? Sure enough, he will be more gentle next time when we arrest people. Bar."

"Next time? It should be the doctor who delivered the baby. It's true that they should be caught in advance."

After being reminded by him, Qianchun couldn't help but think about this question: "You are very reasonable, I will consult with Saya and Tong, and find a doctor in advance..."

doctor:? ? ?

"It's a pity that this child came a bit late." Qianchun regretted: "If it was a few years earlier, I would be able to play with He Ye and Xiao Future. When I first saw those two children, they were still so young Well, I’m all grown up now. Kamui, I often feel that time flies so fast.”

However, Shenwei didn't like to see those two brats.Nei Hai and Ye Yu Mirai have perfectly inherited their parents' clingy characteristics, especially Hitomi's daughter Xiao Mirai, who always loves to pester Qianchun to tell stories when she has nothing to do, and her acting like a baby is very irritating.

"That little ghost named He Ye, Afutu told me that it was the youngest daughter you gave birth to in the past few years when you disappeared."

Chiharu's mouth twitched.Shenwei hasn't told her about this in these years, so she never knew that there was such a misunderstanding between them.She said: "I misunderstood you. I'm really sorry. It's not. I just came back at that time. After sweeping Miss Shiina's grave, Xiao Heye volunteered to take me to find Xiao Future. Then, I was on the street. I met you."

Obviously it happened many years ago, but looking back now, the scene of the reunion on the street is still very clear.

Her mind went blank. This reunion came too suddenly, so she couldn't make a rational decision after considering all the pros and cons in advance.She pursed her lips, and walked towards him as if nothing had happened with a flustered heart.The two of them are like strangers who don't know each other, passing each other on the bustling street, and will never see each other again.

The distance between them kept shortening, and then began to stretch infinitely after being reduced to zero.

Just when Qianchun thought she was really seeing this person for the last time, a huge pulling force suddenly dragged her back.The person who pretended not to know her just now somehow ran back as if repenting, and held her tightly.

He said to her, "Hide and seek is over, I've got you."

The guy was never one to regret.He will not stop for anyone, he will not turn back for anyone, and he will not give up his theory of the strong for anyone.But he made an exception for her.

When they reunited on the street many years later, it was this man who took the initiative to grab her, and without hesitation, forcibly brought her into his own world.So what did it matter if she offered to marry?Anyway, no matter who proposes first, they will never separate again.

"Shenwei." Qianchun lowered her head and fiddled with his fingers, "What if Xiaoheye is really my daughter? After I fell, I met a lifesaver, married him and gave birth to a daughter. In this case, you catch up Don't you feel ashamed?"

Shenwei said indifferently: "Is that so? Then I'll snatch you here. As for that brat, just kill him."

Qianchun: "...that's really something you would do." It's too wise for her not to move on!

"I'm lying to you." Shenwei leaned his head on her shoulder, clasped her restless fingers, and said lazily, "It's obvious at a glance, that kid doesn't look like you at all, it can't be you children."

"Well, so sure?" Qianchun didn't know that he actually had the ability to tell at a glance whether the two were mother and daughter.

"As you said, you like me very much."

"..." Qianchun was speechless for a moment and finally shook his hand compromisingly, "Okay, you won. I probably like you very much, but I have never moved on, and I will probably like you in the future Go down. Well, with the kids. So, thank you for pulling me back then."

"That's it? You're welcome." His teasing laughter sounded in her ears.Qianchun was about to remind him that it was time to go out, when she felt the person who was lazily holding her just now gently peck her cheek.

It's rare for Kamui to be so gentle, Qianchun felt a little uncomfortable, and wanted to push away this person who was possessed by something strange again.Sensing her thoughts, the other party hugged her a little tighter, and kissed her lips again.

"Coincidentally, me too."

Qianchun was startled, then couldn't help laughing again.According to the horoscope book, today is a suitable day for getting married. At first, she only circled it because she was too lazy to choose. Looking at it now, maybe today is really a good day.Even a guy who is a bit awkward and doesn't like to express his true feelings will suddenly become soft.

"It's almost time, we should go out."

I don't know what happened, the venue outside was messed up.After finally defeating all the contestants and successfully ascending to the throne of the priest, Kagura brought a pair of thick glasses from somewhere, held a book and read solemnly: "Mr. stupid Kamui, are you willing to marry Chiharu Yuki as your wife?" Wife, love her and be loyal to her, don’t fight back if you beat me or scold her, hand over all your wages to her and the cutest sister, and be your sister’s human sandbag unconditionally?”

Kamui smiled: "Yes, but don't bother the newly married brother and sister-in-law with the useless stupid sister."

"Miss Yuki Chiharu, are you willing to marry Kamui, an invincible idiot in the universe, as your wife? I suggest you think about it again. This man is the type who will worry about his hairline at a glance. In the future, you will not only It is too hard to shoulder the responsibility of cooking and finding a good recipe for hair growth! Ugh...! Stupid old man! What are you doing! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu......!"

The ruthless groom looked at his younger sister who was being dragged down by his subordinates with a smile on his face.

The second acting priest, Afutu, took Kagura's book.

"Well, there was a little accident just now, and now I will continue to preside over the wedding. To be honest, don't you think that you are going too far? Uncle, I am still single, why do I have to come to witness the two of you?" Wedding. With all due respect, why are there couples in the world? Isn’t it good to be single? Isn’t it enough to have a right hand? So why do you want to fall in love!!!”

This time even Qianchun also showed a smile to Afutu.

Afutu chose to give in to his boss and his wife, and said weakly: "Miss Yuki Chiharu, are you willing to marry Kamui as a wife, no matter you are poor or rich, no matter you are healthy or sick, you will love him, respect him and be loyal to him, until death?"

Chiharu turned her head to look at Kamui.

"Yes I do."

The author has something to say:

After a year, I finally made up the third episode. OOC attention, as for why I haven't written for a long time, the main reason is that I don't know how to write, and then I forgot (...) The story of the two of them ends here, this time I really will stop the fandom and go back to writing originals.