[US Entertainment] The medicine cannot be stopped

Augustine went to the doctor in a hurry. In order to avoid being found out for drunk driving, he swallowed the light bulb in a panic. Not only did he successfully keep his driver's license, but he also succeeded in getting him boarded as Daisy expected. Topped the topic list of several mainstream social networking sites.

After all, sows who can climb trees are not common, and stars who can swallow light bulbs are even more rare.

To be more precise,? Stars who can swallow light bulbs? According to the unauthoritative statistics of netizens, throughout the ages, if you check the history of the world, there are only two single seedlings.

One is the American female singer and actress Daisy Hill, and the other is an actor from the British prince family who just lit up this skill today. By playing Daisy's song MV to gain popularity, there are many in the world Augustine Cofield in Fantastic Girls.

Coincidentally, when Augustin Kofield was photographed swallowing a light bulb, there was also Daisy Hill!

——Why are imported light bulbs frequently swallowed?Why did the perpetrators race in the middle of the night?Why is there a habitual offender at the scene of the crime? The "Queen" brother and sister went to the doctor in the middle of the night, why did they choose the orthopedic hospital?Why did the headless wax figure calmly watch the tragedy happen?Behind all this, is it the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality?Is the beauty of the light bulb at fault,? Or is the freedom of the criminal gone too far?

With all kinds of unanswered questions, in the first month of the new year, Daisy doubled up on the topic list again, and was forcibly matched by enthusiastic netizens. The main culprit on the hot topic list, Augustine, forced a "lightbulb cp".

We can't blame them for being unlucky, who made them the second most popular CP in the original CP party of "Queen", and the male and female actors of the orthopedic group CP?

Since the crew of "The Queen" announced the casting, all major CP fans have become active, from character CP to real CP, among which the two most fierce camps are the orthopedic team of Klein Chloe and the male and female protagonists. In the paired ambition group, when Orlando Bloom, the actor who played Prince Leo, announced his love affair, they had already fought for a round. Now, seizing the opportunity, the two sides fought for a second round.

In order to support the CP on their own site, the CP fans of the orthopedics department produced hundreds of fanarts in just a few hours with the "light bulb stem". When Daisy found out, the "light bulb CP" swallowed the light bulb Couple portraits are out.

"Aogu, we have been randomly dragged CP! What should we do?"

When Daisy saw these cute and cute fan portraits for the first time, Daisy was so shocked that she almost missed and broke her phone. The dark history she tried so hard to make the public forget was revealed again!

Daisy doesn't really care about being forced into CP. She is a celebrity, and she has long been used to the magical brain circuits of her fans. She is already able to accept being a superhero, let alone being pulled out by netizens It's such a trivial matter to organize CP, let alone the object is Augustine.What she cares about is that she was grouped as "lightbulb cp", and every time cp name is mentioned, her black history four years ago will be revealed!

Seeing Daisy enter the guest room, he clicked on a fanfic about the two of them. Augustine blushed and hid his phone behind his back, stuttering to comfort Daisy.

"A-actually, it doesn't matter. Netizens these days are very forgetful. After a few days, they will forget about us. Please don't worry."

In fact, when Augustine woke up and found that he was on the topic list, and there were more than [-] missed calls from his agent on the caller ID of his mobile phone, he was more anxious than Daisy, until he swiped on Twitter. Netizen's long article urging marriage.

The long article spent a lot of space analyzing the character traits and career trends of Daisy and Augustine, and spent a lot of words stating the similarities and differences between the two, from the perspective of their looks, talents, and personalities. , career from many aspects, and finally came to the conclusion that the two people have a good match in personality, and they can help each other in their careers. They are simply a natural match.

When he first saw this long article, Augustine blushed and explained to the screen for 10 minutes like a fool that he and Daisy were just friends, and they never had any impure thoughts about each other.

By the way, this "explanation" refers to explaining with the mouth, that is to say, Mr. Augustine Cofield chatted with the mobile phone screen for about 10 minutes.

During the chat, Augustine sorted out his thoughts, and finally he found that there were many aspects of his explanation that even he could not convince himself, and even he himself could not understand his current thinking.So Augustine forgot his anxiety in the face of more than [-] missed calls from his agent. Instead, he became confused and began to explore the essence of human beings, trying to figure out why human beings sometimes do not know what they are thinking. What?Does the brain have a mind of its own?

Then the question turned all the way to whether the main body of human beings is the brain or the body, and whether the brain is a parasite that controls the human body?

The topic was developing in a weird direction. Just when Augustine was about to enter a certain philosophical field and explore the mysteries of human thinking, he was on a website and read a short story about him and Daisy as the protagonists that was just uploaded today.

Afterwards, Augustine seemed to have opened the door to a new century, stepped into a strange area, and read several different types of fans with him as the protagonist.

When Daisy came to him, he was reading a sadomasochistic fanfic. In the article, "Daisy" and "Augustin" were breaking up for the fifth time, and his tears almost fell like this falling down……

Therefore, for the fact that he was randomly dragged into CP, the current Augustine not only has no objection, but also faintly wants to join the army of CP fans and continue to follow their fan serials, without Daisy's anxiety at all.

Daisy couldn't understand his calmness. The fact that he swallowed the light bulb would be repeatedly pulled out and publicly executed by netizens. Could it be that he was not in a hurry?

"Why doesn't it matter? You know someone on the Internet drew a picture of us swallowing a light bulb? God! I managed to get them to forget about this stupid thing!"

"Couple portrait?"

CP fan Augustine's eyes lit up, he took out his phone and looked at Daisy expectantly: "Where did you find it? Have you downloaded it? Please send me a copy!"

"I found it on Twitter, it's easy to find... Aogu! Why are you not in a hurry?"

Augustine downloaded the couple's profile picture, and happily changed his two trumpets, "Calm down, Daisy, there is no use in being anxious."

He glanced at the clock, thought for a while and said: "There is still some time before the lecture, why don't I recommend a few books to you, I think the appropriate ones should help you relax emotionally. For example, after that, even if you are twenty A few missed calls from my agent, and I don't feel nervous at all."

The effect is indeed remarkable!

Daisy was silent for a while, took out her mobile phone, and tried to keep her tone calm: "The title of the book."

So the two continue to explore an evil unknown territory together, holding their fanfiction as the protagonist.

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At [-]:[-] p.m., the "lightbulb cp", the most popular topic on the list, was photographed by fans and appeared in a certain lecture at the same time.

After hearing the news, paparazzi and reporters came from all over the world and gathered around the entrance of the Astronomical Museum, staring at the entrance of the museum, waiting for the first-hand gossip from the participants after the lecture.

At [-]:[-] in the afternoon, the lecturer finally ended the one-and-a-half-hour-long nonsense, and ended this lively and interesting lecture that was not very serious at first sight.

But Augustine admired the lecture so much that he specially brought recording equipment to record the content of the lecture. He also prepared a notebook, like a hard-working college student, and took notes on three sheets of paper.

Daisy was amazed by Augustine's sand sculpture behavior, and then thought that she actually formed a CP with such a person... She suddenly felt a little proud.How do you look at it, in this CP, she is the one whose IQ crushes the opponent in all aspects?It's no wonder that among their peers, she is the one who occupies the role of the domineering president, and Augustine is the poor little one who holds the Cinderella script.

After Augustine finished copying the last paragraph, the two packed up their things and walked out of the museum.

As soon as they went out, the reporters and paparazzi who had been waiting at the door for a long time swarmed like flies smelling blood, and forcefully asked about the relationship between the two.

"Hello, Miss Daisy, Mr. Augustine, I'm a reporter for entertainment news. Can we ask what kind of relationship you two have at present? Are you going on a date when you attend lectures together?"

Daisy was taken aback by the sudden group of people, and stared blankly at Augustine.

Some paparazzi took the opportunity to snap a photo of this scene. Regardless of whether the two are in a relationship or not, this picture can earn them a lot of money.

"I'm sorry you guys startled me a bit."

Daisy glanced at the time, and her bodyguard and driver would come to pick her up to the concert in ten minutes, and she could be fooled by taking care of this time.

"We're just attending lectures we're interested in, not dating."

"A lecture you are interested in? The two of you have a lot in common. Can I ask if you are in a relationship?"

Daisy answered the questions selectively, and the reporters also interpreted them selectively, but this time they were smart, probably seeing Daisy's proficiency, this time they chose to change the questioner to Augustine, bullying the just Not long after becoming popular, I have never seen such a small actor in such a big scene.

"Our hobbies do overlap a lot. The important thing is that this lecture is very exciting, and the speaker's speech is very vivid. I believe this successful lecture can conquer anyone! I am one of the conquered people , I have been very interested in topics such as the universe, human beings, and superheroes since I was a child. I believe that these seemingly unrelated nouns have something in common..."

Augustine ignored the second half of his question, and focused all his attention on the first half of the "common language", and gave his answer quickly and urgently, and the reporter couldn't find a chance to interject.

But obviously, choosing Augustine is an even worse choice, because this seemingly dazzling prince actor is actually a chatterbox—when it comes to the topic of his second-year setting.

"Mr. Augustine, I want to ask..."

"The name of the lecture is "The Wonderful Connection between Superheroes and the Origin of the Universe". The main content is about how superheroes promote the development of this universe, and how the universe gave birth to so many heroes. Regarding the issue of "birth", I took a page of notes, enough to see how important it was..."

"...Mr. Augustine, I'm not asking that, I'm saying..."

"The lecturer professor is a teacher of a third-rate college next to Harvard University. He himself said humorously that this lecture is just for the sake of eating. Let's not take what he said seriously, but I know this is his humble words. In fact, his lively and funny lecture style and profound knowledge need no modesty at all, I believe..."

Self-taught, Augustine learned to rush to answer. Before the reporter asked the question, he excitedly poured out the answer he had prepared in his heart, even though it was not what the reporters really cared about. .

But just as the reporter didn't care what the lecture was about, Augustine actually didn't care what the reporter wanted to ask. He just wanted to find someone to say what he wanted to express. This person would have been Dai Damn, since the reporter came to the door himself, he wouldn't be polite.

"...Miss Daisy, can you tell me..."

The reporter seemed to see that he would not get the answer he wanted from him, so he turned the direction of the microphone helplessly, intending to ask someone else.

Then his microphone was grabbed by Augustine.Augustine, who has a chattering nature, not only learned to rush to answer, but also learned to grab the microphone...

"Please rest assured that we will not hide anything about the content of today's lecture! In fact, I think this kind of lecture should be given to everyone in the world! The unknown is full of curiosity! These questions have troubled me for many years, until today, I got the answer..."

The reporter tried to snatch back the microphone, but Augustine was in a state of excitement and his hand was so strong that the poor little reporter couldn't grab him for a while.

Augustine was eloquent, Daisy naturally couldn't answer questions with him at the same time, and the other reporters could only follow behind the first reporter, put the microphone in front of Augustine, and endure his inappropriateness. Mouth answer.

They listened abruptly to Augustine recounting that nonsense lecture, and couldn't hide their sad little eyes, and they went straight to the reporter who didn't have long eyes and asked Augustine a question.

Grabbing the microphone failed to grab Augustine, and he still had to be complained by his peers, and he had to endure Augustine's mental torture. The poor little reporter shed tears in humiliation.

Daisy looked at the reporter who was still struggling to grab the microphone with gratitude and sympathy in her eyes. If this person hadn't stepped forward, she would be the one suffering mental torture now.

Seeing the reporter crying anxiously because he missed the gossip, Daisy gave Augustine an admiring look and gave him a thumbs up in praise.

It has to be said that in terms of restraining reporters, Daisy admitted that she lost!Her answer was irrelevant, and she was fooling around. It was not at the same level as Augustine's serious answer!

"...I have finished answering this question. Is there anything else you want to ask? I will try my best to cooperate with you."

After torturing a group of reporters to the point of vomiting, Augustine finally put an end to his devilish behavior and showed a gentlemanly smile.

It's a pity that he has attracted hatred, and now smiling is useless.The reporter who finally got back his microphone wiped his tears in grief and indignation, stood up from wherever he fell, and bravely tried to continue to make things difficult for Augustine.

"Excuse me, Mr. Augustine Cofield, do you have a crush on Daisy?"

The reporter laughed sinisterly.

If he admits this question, they will announce the news that "Augustine is pursuing Daisy". Gustin himself admits to hating Daisy!"

The question silenced Augustine.

Because of this question, he didn't know the answer.

As a second-year-old who is full of "superheroes, protect the earth", you can't ask him to be sensitive to his feelings and deal with them correctly.

Augustine was silent for a long time, so long that the reporter was impatiently urging him, before he faced the camera and gave the answer to the question.

"Daisy Hill, she's a good person! No one can hate her!"

The backhand is a good person card, Daisy's head hurts, and the reporter doesn't want to talk.

How the hell could he make it up?Even if it is taken out of context, taking the first half is a good card, and taking the second half is the correct answer, how can he create a hot spot?Making news?

What happened to the stars of this session?It’s okay to answer irrelevant questions, this is the basic operation, why do you still grab the microphone and send a good person card?Is it easy for him to grab news as a reporter?Do you still want to make it difficult for him?I always feel that the entertainment circle doesn't give them any chance in the press, so I just resign...