I bombed the Hong Kong black building

This is the most chaotic day in the history of Hong Kong and Black.

Oh, correction, this is the most chaotic day in the history of Hong Kong and black in this world.

No one expected that after the former cadre and now the traitor Dazai Osamu stepped into the headquarters of Hong Kong gangsters, it would trigger such a tragic chain reaction.

Huge robots that only appear in sci-fi movies, drones flying all over the sky, sonic weapons that can blast five tall buildings into powder in an instant...

The crowd of onlookers two streets away can even hold the mentality of eating melons, and watch the special effects of this realistic movie.And the Hong Kong black employees who were besieged by these terrible things——

They... feel like they haven't woken up yet.

It's not that they don't have a sense of crisis, nor that they are not well-trained. It's really that when things go beyond common sense and enter a new field, people will subconsciously doubt everything in front of them.

if not?

Do you want them to believe that Gundam launched a brutal attack on the Hong Kong headquarters, and then they crawled out of the ruins unscathed?

Hahahaha are you still awake?

What?you woke up

That must be because I didn't wake up.

So, Alice, who was still holding the flower, was dug out from the ruins, and Mori Ogai, whose face was covered with dust, saw that his subordinates, who were usually not very good at thinking, had just got up from the ground and then lay back inexplicably. A wonderful scene.

Although he was a bit speechless, the status quo was actually not so easy for him to accept.

Everything happened so fast that he still hasn't figured out what he did wrong until now.

God knows, he really only intends to stay with Dazai for a while to negotiate with him.He and his former subordinates knew each other well, and this kind of mutual testing was just commonplace.Not to mention that the swords are facing each other, even if it is really stabbed in, it will not hurt the deep master-student relationship that the two have accumulated for many years (?), who knows that suddenly——

"Hey, Rintaro, I said Rintaro, I don't even talk to you, are you stupid?"

Alice, who was carrying him, flicked his collar impatiently, and successfully called back Mori Ogai who was lost in thought.He looked around in silence—

The five buildings that symbolize the glory of Hong Kong blacks have been completely reduced to dust, leaving only scum.Although the personnel are so weird that there is no sign of damage, but...

It seems to have seen face-to-face ridicule and provocation from other forces.

"Oh, it's too difficult, it's too difficult..." In the next second, he turned his head pitifully and sighed: "Hey, little Alice, you said I asked Butei for compensation, will they give it?"

"Have they any money?" said Alice sharply.

Facts have proved that Butei has no money.

At the very least, only one of them brought a wallet with him when he went out to work, and the other two just ate for free. When they finally asked for the money, one said it was washed away by water, and the other said it was all used to buy cattle.Even if he was furious and gave these two guys a good lesson, it still couldn't change the result that he still had to pay in the end.

Poor Kunikida Doppo, today's wallet is also confiscated.

But fortunately, this can be regarded as a part of daily life, and it is barely in the "plan".The most important thing is that in today's conflict with Hong Kong gangsters, they obtained precious evidence and intelligence, which is considered a small victory, and the work is progressing very smoothly, which makes him feel good.

However, this good mood was completely exhausted after pushing open the door of Butei Office.The reason--

"Mr. Dazai!!!"

Finally, Dun, who has been a bit of a veteran recently, once again returned to his bluffing look at the beginning. When he saw them entering the door, he rushed over and yelled:

"I heard that you blew up the five buildings of the Hong Kong Black Headquarters, is it true?!"

Kunikida, who was just about to routinely educate his juniors, paused, and his suspicious eyes fell on his partner.

Dazai who just had a full meal:?

Before he could react, Haruno, who was on the phone, put down the receiver and said in a trance: "The Secret Service Division wants us to explain why Mr. Dazai bombed Hong Kong gangsters. He said that they are still a company with a license to open with supernatural powers." , need to explain to the above..."

"No, it's not good!" Naomi ran out of the room and said nervously: "Just now the president received a call from the leader of the Hong Kong gangsters, asking us to hand over Mr. Dazai, the murderer who bombed Hong Kong gangsters, or we will pay 20 yuan. Billions of dollars!"

Kunikida grabbed Dazai by the collar: "Dazai, what have you done?!"

Dazai, more innocent than ever, blinked his eyes, "I really didn't do anything this time..."

Unaware that there was such a big mess left behind, Lingo, who upholds the good habit of running away after frying, was already sitting in his flower shop drinking tea at this time.Of course, the person sitting across from her knew what was going to happen but still didn't stop it. He just imagined the follow-up in his mind and the corner of his mouth didn't fall for a long time.

I didn't notice before that Mr. Mori and himself who persecute other worlds are so interesting.However, with Ringo's temperament, he would not agree to use this kind of reason to continue to cause trouble. It seems that this fun is only for once.

So, he had to laugh a little longer.

"The store manager."

At this time, Lucy pushed the door in with a thick pile of materials, "The exam is two weeks away, and there is one thing I don't understand—"

What she didn't understand was the rules of Jade Bird, and after Lingo's explanation, she nodded half-understanding.It seemed that he was about to say something, but suddenly Dun called over at the front desk, saying that he had flowers to send.

Lucy put the information in her hand on the table and ran out in a hurry.

"Examination? You arranged an exam for the people in the store?" Dazai picked up the stack of materials and flipped through them, and immediately found that the amount of information on it was astonishing.This kind of thing that can shake the world view of ordinary people is placed here casually...

"No, it's Lucy who wants to take the formal establishment of Jade Bird."

Formally compiled?

"just like you?"

"Well, after passing this test, the central system will recognize her as a Jade Bird official employee qualification, equipped with a personal terminal and system." Lingo put the tea in his hand, "Although she can't become a store manager, it is better than now. Much more free."

"So that's how it is, there are still exams..." Dazai looked at the materials in his hand, thoughtfully.

Lingo didn't care about his actions, anyway, the level of confidentiality of these things is not very high.She has more important things to do now than this kind of thing——

"Okay, it's time for exciting rewards again!"

[You have completed a total of three orders this time, and you have three chances to draw prizes, please come on. 】

In fact, she had completed quite a few orders before, and the reason why she didn't deliberately mention rewards was simply because the poor non-chief Ringo didn't get any useful skills or items.The most useful of those orders was probably the crystal ball that Saiki Kusuo got in that order.According to the system, it can be used for divination. Of course, the premise is that she has spiritual abilities.

So does she have it?No.

So it's a sad story.

"Hey, are you going to draw a lottery? I only heard you say it before, and this is the first time I've seen it." Dazai leaned over and looked at her screen curiously——

This familiar shape, this black rocker, this vulgar colorful neon design...

"Slot machine? If you roll three '7's, you win the jackpot?"

"No. It's just an animation, what I draw has nothing to do with the slot machine."

Click the rocker, and the three reels will start to roll, and the same item will definitely be shaken in the end, and there will be no situation where the three reels have different items.So, it's just a meaningless animation.

"I've always wondered why it was designed like this..."

[Solution: The lottery drawing interface was designed by Her Excellency Weilicia herself. If you have any comments, you can put forward them, and I will report them to the central system for you. 】

What?Was it designed by the Goddess?Is this the taste of a goddess?

Lingo said sternly...with no conscience: "I have no opinion at all, I think this design is very good!"

Dazai: Pfft!

She glared at him: "What are you laughing at? You don't understand being a leader. This is a pain that only social animals understand! If you don't brag about the boss' rainbow fart, what if you are put on shoes?! This is how it is played in TV dramas!"

【... This employee, you have spoken your mind. 】

Ringo: ...

"Anyway, you can hear me even if I don't say it out loud. This is an expression of my open mind."

【—As long as you are happy. 】

"Stop talking about that, Dazai-san! Hand!"

Dazai glanced at her outstretched hand, thought carefully for a while, then clenched his right hand into a fist, placed it gently in her palm, and tilted his head.

"Meow?"

One second, two seconds, three seconds...

Ringo's outstretched hand tremblingly retracted, covered his chest, and fell on his back.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Cute, the system is failing, I'm going to die!

[You're making noise in my eyes, small scene, calm down. 】

"So you like this kind of thing."

As soon as he turned his head, he saw Dazai's handsome face enlarged in front of his eyes.He rested his chin on one hand, smiled and nodded Ringo's nose.The slender fingers were dangling in front of her eyes, and she couldn't hold back any of them, so she bit them down.

Unexpectedly, he didn't hide at all, and was bitten by her, the bite must be very painful.Ling Po let go of his mouth in embarrassment, looked at the conspicuous teeth marks on it, then held it up guiltily and licked the place where he had just bitten.

"Does it still hurt?"

"A bit."

"Then what to do, I'll get some—"

Dazai's hand touched her cheek, his fingertips gently slid across the soft skin, and stopped at the base of the ear, his five fingers seemingly casually landed on the side of her neck.This familiar movement immediately made Lin Po aware of something, and the unfinished words just stopped there.

He lowered his head and rubbed her nose affectionately, "Make it up to me, huh?"

"But, but here is..."

"The door is locked."

Lin Po was stunned, "What, when?"

"When you bit me, I locked the system."

【No thanks.This employee, please learn more and use the store's intelligent management system more.This system also has many functions in the control of home appliances and security monitoring, you can...]

Lingo didn't listen to the chatter behind the system.

I just want to borrow some European energy to draw a prize, why did it become like this?

Even this last bit of doubt quickly melted away in the rising heat.

When I opened my eyes again, I found three things on the bedside table that didn't exist before.

【This is the reward you got. 】

"When—"

Ah, she remembered!

She seemed to have complained to Mr. Dazai just now, and just wanted to drag him to draw a prize together.In the end, he said that Ou Qi can be transmitted better in the current posture than holding hands.At that time, I believed it in a daze, so...

Ahhh, her integrity!

"Don't you see what you got?"

The people behind wrapped their arms around her waist and kissed her shoulders.

Although his mind was still mourning for his integrity, Lingo was also very curious about what he could get this time.At least at first glance, they are all very ordinary things.

"system?"

[You have obtained three items in this lottery, including two non-level props, a crepe (already cold), a handful of desert eagles, and SS-level props——]

"SS?!" Moon-watching Ringo, pupil earthquake!

【Book. 】

"Uh...book?" Ringo and Dazai looked at each other, "Is that 'book'?"

[Solution: It is the book you know.Writing logical content in the book will change the law of causality in the 1652α-329 world. 】

"Isn't that a useless thing? I have no interest in the future of that world." She threw the book back to the bedside table dejectedly, "It's rare to get SS rank, why can I only get garbage?"

Seeing her loss so sincerely, Dazai coaxed her softly: "It's okay, you can get more useful ones next time."

"Europeans like you won't understand. I have drawn the SS this time for four years, and I may have to wait another four years for the next one..." Thinking of this, the non-chief Ringo couldn't help feeling sad, tears were about to fall up.

Resting his chin on her shoulder, Dazai said solemnly: "Although I don't think I'm lucky, since I got you out of SS this time, it might still be useful."

"?" Ringo, who was still in mourning, looked at him in confusion.

"It's fine to smoke on the bed from now on."

His words once again awakened the memory of that time, and the shame immediately made Lingo want to dig a hole and bury himself in it.But human beings are very adaptable.In other words, when the integrity is about the same, people will become calm.

So at this time Ringo unexpectedly discovered a secret!

"Mr. Dazai, are you taking the opportunity to bully me?"

"How could it be?" He licked her ear bone, his sweet voice enveloping her whole body along the bone line, "This is just a reasonable inference based on the facts."

"If that's the case, then...then do it."

The author has something to say:

Apple's integrity is almost gone.

The follow-up you want, the sugar you want.

The author is already full of play, the taste is getting stronger and stronger, pills orz

If you don’t like this kind of candy, I can change it later, please don’t dislike me QAQ

Oh, by the way, the copy of Conan in the next chapter is up!