I bombed the Hong Kong black building

On an autumn afternoon, a man and a woman stood at the door of this five-story building for two minutes.

The waitress at the Vortex Cafe came out to take out the trash and recognized one of them at a glance.

"Oh, Mr. Dazai, just now Mr. Kunikida rushed out calling your name aggressively." She glanced at the hands they held, "If you want to continue dating this lovely lady, remember not to be He caught it."

"Ah, thank you for reminding me, I will remember." Dazai answered the other party's words very naturally, showing a gentle smile just right.

When she re-entered the store, Lingo asked, "Do you know her?"

"I've seen it in my memory, this is the coffee shop where Butei signed a contract." Then she let go of her hand and turned around, "How about it, isn't it a perfect disguise?"

Lingo looked at the other party's outfit speechlessly, the white shirt, vest, bow tie, and the sand-colored windbreaker jacket, exactly the same as the frivolous Mr. Dazai on Butei's side.As soon as he thought of this, the man pretended to hold her hand, and said affectionately: "This beautiful lady, on this beautiful occasion, would you consider dying for love with me?"

Ringo suddenly had goosebumps all over his body.

"Like, very similar. But Mr. Dazai, please promise me one thing!" She patted Dazai's shoulder heavily, and said earnestly, "Please don't grow crooked like this!"

long crooked...

Dazai laughed, deliberately teasing her, "Maybe this is my long-suppressed nature?"

Lin Qiaoming knew what he was referring to, but didn't follow his topic.Instead, she complained about him with a blank eye, "Are you saying that it's your nature to like to chat up pretty girls?"

"Ah, how did this happen? How could you misunderstand me so much?" He leaned back exaggeratedly, waved his hands as if performing an opera, knelt down on one knee, and said loudly: "The heroine in my life is only you ah."

Alas!

Ringo was so embarrassed that all the hairs on his body curled up!

"Okay, okay, I understand, you hurry up!"

Dragging him into the building, he managed to escape from the horrible eyes of passers-by.In her peripheral vision just now, she even saw someone taking out a mobile phone to take a picture. If they uploaded the passage just now on the Internet, they might be able to win some kind of "Human Behavior Award" or something like that.

Seriously, I'm suffocating just thinking about it.

However, not only did the culprit not reflect on himself, but now he laughed so much that he needed to lean on the wall to stand still.

"You had a great time!"

"Yeah." Unexpectedly, he admitted very frankly, "When wearing that suit, there are many things that cannot be done and many things that cannot be said. It is rare that I am relaxed now, so I want to try everything. Sorry, if I give you If it bothers you—"

"That's not true." She quickly interrupted him, "Mr. Dazai, you can play as you feel comfortable, I just don't like you making fun of that... That kind of thing is not in your nature. Only this, I won't back down no matter what."

"Hey, everyone has a love of beauty, Lingo, do you really believe that I won't like other beautiful ladies?"

She was unmoved and did not speak, she looked at him with snow-green eyes, showing her persistence with actions.

"Oh, I really can't do anything about you, it's just a joke." Just moved slightly to the angle of the lower body, and circled Ringo between him and the wall.He continued to press the wall with one hand, bent down and pulled her into his arms.

"Sister Ning Ning said before that what can be said as a joke represents the sincerity to a certain extent. So even if it is a little bit, it also means that Mr. Dazai really thinks so."

Ringo pushed him, but did not push.She squinted at him for a while, and decided to use her trump card.

"Then next time you say that again, I'll go find Mr. Zhong Yuan and die in love!"

Dazai froze suddenly, "Why Chuya again?"

"Anyway, it's just a joke. Anyone can do it? Otherwise, Mr. Odasaku is also fine."

He retorted speechlessly: "Neither of them will agree."

"Why should they agree? I beat them to death first, and then I commit suicide. Isn't that also martyrdom—"

After successfully blocking her unfinished words with his mouth, Dazai said pitifully: "Don't say such things, Ringo, I will be sad."

"So in order not to make you sad, you must not make me sad." After she finished speaking, she buried herself in the other party's arms, and her voice sounded muffled.

"I once told you that I saw a person die in front of me with my own eyes. I will never forget that Mr. Dazai ignored my outstretched hand and chose to die in front of the grave of my best friend. Mr. Dazai, I am very sorry Afraid, afraid that one day you will be like him..."

So, was she talking about him in the parallel world?

No wonder I can't distinguish the boundary between dream and reality after I come back.

"You said you wouldn't do it." She thumped him, "If you can't speak, you don't count."

"I'm sorry, I won't joke about this anymore." He held Ringo's face in his hands, brushed away her broken hair, and asked softly, "Can you forgive me?"

"Are you talking?"

"kindness."

"Well, I forgive you then."

"So simple? No conditions attached?"

Lingo didn't know why, this person was forgiven and still didn't do it, so he wanted to add drama to himself?

"Like?"

"For example—" He leaned close to Ringo's ear, and said something in a very soft voice, and the latter's face flushed completely.

"You, you...how do you say such a thing in broad daylight!"

"Hey~ Are you not interested? Don't you want it?" The sweet voice crawled into the bone marrow close to the ears, almost draining her strength of resistance.

"I……"

thump.

It was the sound of something heavy falling to the ground.

This movement woke up the two people who were immersed in their world. They turned their heads to look at the same time, only to see Dun Zheng from this world staring at them dumbfounded, his mouth couldn't even close his mouth in shock.He was still holding things with both hands, and he was completely unaware that the cardboard box he was supposed to be holding had already fallen to the ground.

Seeing the two people looking over, he shook his mouth and asked:

"Mrs. Mrs. Mrs. Zai... Are you...?"

"It's really a stupid question, Dunjun, do you understand?" He deliberately raised his voice, and hugged Lingo tighter, "You're flirting with a woman."

"Don't scare others." Ringo stomped on him hard, Dazai felt the pain, and then let go.

She straightened her clothes, walked up to Atsushi and tried to explain: "I came to send flowers, but I didn't know the location of the Armed Detective Agency, so I asked Mr. Dazai for directions, that's all."

Just yet?

Did you ask the way and went into your arms?This shot speed is too fast!

The look Atsushi looked at Dazai suddenly became even more indescribable.

Dazai continued to smile, regardless of whether Ringo did it on purpose or not, anyway, he was not the one who was victimized by the wind review.

"Are you also a member of the Armed Detective Agency? Are Mr. Ranpo Edogawa and Mr. Atsushi Nakajima here today?"

"Are you... Huh? Is there anything else I need to do?"

"As long as the customer needs it, we will be happy to go no matter the ends of the earth. The flower delivery staff of the chain flower shop Blue Bird, Moon Moon Ringo, will serve you wholeheartedly."

Standing in the familiar yet unfamiliar Armed Detective Agency, where Ringo was introducing routine promotions, Dazai calmly reflected everything here in his mind.Inadvertently, meeting Ranbu's eyes, the latter narrowed his eyes meaningfully.

Dazai put a finger on his lips with a smile, and exchanged a few glances with him silently. He finally diverted his attention and looked at Ringo again.

"This is a gift from a guest named Yokohama F4. It is a cosmos to Mr. Atsushi Nakajima, 'I hope you will always have a pure heart'."

As he spoke, he handed the bouquet to Dun.

"Ah, thank you." He was still a little flattered, and the movements of holding the flowers were extremely stiff, as if he was afraid of breaking them.

"Then it's for Mr. Ranpo Edogawa—" At this point, Ringo stopped and looked at the surrounding environment.

"Can you help me move some places, the things are a bit big, and I may not be able to fit them."

The Tanizaki brothers and sisters and Haruno looked at each other, and moved the chairs and boxes under Ringo's command.Then, under their watchful eyes, Ringo took out carefully prepared things from his backpack——

"'Give it to the No.1 detective in the world, may the famous detective be happy forever and have endless snacks.'"

There was an eerie silence in the club.

"Well, yes, very thoughtful." Luanbu looked at the thing on the ground, expressing satisfaction.Then ask: "What about the supporting tools?"

"Of course I'm ready!" Ringo took out a strange knife from his backpack again and put it on the ground.

"Not bad, my lord detective is very optimistic about your company's future development prospects, keep working hard."

"I borrow your good words."

After Ringo left with Dazai who gave her an excuse to send her off, Naomi, who was the most curious, stepped forward to observe the "bouquet" up close, and finally rubbed her eyes in disbelief.

Akiko, who had just come out of the infirmary at this moment, bowed her head and laughed, "Oh, who bought this sugar cane, so much."

A large bundle of five sugar cane three meters long.

"It's a gift from an admirer to the great detective, don't you envy it?" After finishing speaking, he told Dun who was still hugging Huashale: "Hey there, help the detective cut a sugar cane to eat."

"Ah, yes!" When he picked up the sugarcane knife and stood by the trash can, Atsushi finally realized it and turned his head to meet the eyes of Junichiro Tanizaki who was also very inexplicable.

"Why sugar cane?"

Also very curious, there was Dazai who had been refraining from asking just now.

"This customer is very troublesome. She said she hoped to send snacks to Mr. Ranbu. But although we have a big business, we are only a flower shop after all. Where did the snacks come from..."

[So after a series of calculations, the system finally recommends sugar cane. 】

"I see. Plants, snacks, treats, there's nothing logical about it."

... really not?

Although she was the one who gave the sugar cane, and she tried to maintain the expression on her face when she delivered it, but Ringo still wanted to say——

This is too ridiculous!

"In short, the order has been completed, so don't think too much." Dazai patted her head reassuringly, "Do you want to go back or go shopping?"

"It's not over yet, the simple order is completed, and the rest is all trouble..."

She showed him the phone screen, which read——

Port Mafia, Ryunosuke Akutagawa, Alice.

The author has something to say:

Strange why do I feel a little tired?I really like knives mixed with sugar!

The order in this chapter came from a friend with the ID "Dazai", because she said she wanted to send Luanbu snacks, so I changed it a bit, please check=3=

The next chapter is a classic re-enactment!You understand.