I bombed the Hong Kong black building
Chapter 59
At noon on Saturday, Oda, who stepped into the curry shop he frequented as always, didn't know the little conspiracy waiting for him at this moment.He sat at the bar with a big bag of toys he bought for the children.
"Boss, the signature curry——"
The boss wearing an apron smiled and said, "I want a big portion, with special hot sauce, right?"
"Well, I'm sorry to trouble you."
"Mr. Oda is always so serious, how many times have I told you, next time just say 'as usual'."
"Really? Sorry, I forgot again."
In the end, he actually apologized solemnly.
"——This kind of place is too serious."
However, facing the boss's complaints, Oda just scratched the back of his head in a daze, and said "Oh" inexplicably.
Maybe it's because he's always like this that his friends want to play tricks?
[I want to see his frightened expression!Who told him to put on a poker face every day, how boring~]
Recalling the angry look of the little girl when she said this, the boss turned his attention to the wind chimes on the upper right of the shop.On the hook of the wind chime, a hidden pinhole camera is operating at full power, transmitting everything in the store to another place in its entirety.
I have to say that the "ketchup" is really powerful, not to mention that as the maker of the special hot sauce, he can't tell it with the naked eye. s things.
To be honest, he felt as if he was cut off for 10 minutes after eating, as if he had traveled through time.There is no such thing as a normal person who can remain calm after eating this stuff.
In order to reorganize Oda, they really spent a lot of money!
"Really, what a happy guy."
This serious guy is really loved by everyone~
Of course, this love is too heavy, he just has to look at it and not be envious.
Oda:?
The boss looked at him with kindness mixed with pity, which was subtle and weird, and Oda was a little baffled.But he didn't feel the murderous intent, and he didn't respond in a seamless manner, so in the end, he could only stare blankly at him.
"Here, a large signature curry with special spicy sauce."
The boss brought out curry, which was completely invisible from the outside, and put it in front of Oda.
"Thank you."
As always, he thanked him first, then picked up a spoon to scoop up the rice soaked in the chili sauce and curry soup, and put it in his mouth.
I didn't know that this ordinary action of mine, under the expectant or nervous gaze of many people, stretched into a pantomime with no end in sight, and tightened the hearts of many people.He simply took a bite of curry.Then--
Snapped.
As if in slow motion, the spoon lost its support, slipped from mid-air and fell to the ground, shattering.
And Oda who ate the dipping sauce...
Stopped like a statue.
"Mr. Oda? Mr. Oda?"
The boss hurried out of the bar, walked up to him, bent down to see his expression——
As a result, only a pair of white eyes and a slightly blue face could be seen.
Oda Sakunosuke lost his soul at this moment.
But even so, there was still no expression on his face.
Immediately, the boss took out his mobile phone very unconscionably, the camera slapped his face, and took a precise 360° shot without any dead ends.
"Mr. Oda, don't worry, if the other party really threatens you with this photo, I will definitely stand by your side during the police investigation." The store manager sighed while babbling these words, "Ah, unexpectedly Without Yan Yi, compared to my expression at that time, it is really too worthless."
After speaking, he pressed send, and sent the photo to the lovely client, the shop manager Guanyue of Blue Bird Flower Shop.
And after watching the whole process, Dazai and Ringo, who received high-definition uncoded photos at this moment...
Already cramp from laughing.
"Hahahaha look at his eyes, it's the first time I've seen someone roll their eyes in such a calm posture..."
"As expected of him. This photo is really artistic, look at the rice on the corner of his mouth..."
Yes, I don't know how he managed to leave a grain of rice near the corner of his mouth.
"Ah, really, it's in the same position as Mr. Detective's mole! The white rice beauty mole, poof..."
Zhong Yuan, who was on the side, still couldn't hold back, and asked, "What's the matter with him?"
"He is my friend. Recently I had a conflict (unilateral) with him, so I decided to give him a hard time to calm down." Ringo gave him a thumbs-up triumphantly, "Mr. Dazai helped me with the idea. .Thriller super invincible ketchup, let you see the beautiful vision of heaven! How is it, isn't it awesome?"
Nakahara Chuya: ...
Just now Dazai suddenly wanted to open the video, he thought there was some video material to study.Although Ringo is a little weird here, Nakahara Nakahara has also experienced things like Dazai talking about business while Dazai combed her hair and Dazai holding her in his arms to approve documents, and his endurance and let them go (?) have been greatly improved. Great improvement.
Therefore, just studying the video data in front of Lingo will not shake his spirit anymore.
However, he still never expected that the lower limit could be lowered.
The two of them took up precious working time to work together, just to play a tricky game.
Seeing the miserable face of the man enlarged on the giant screen, although he didn't know the name of the man, Zhong Yuanzhong suddenly felt great sympathy for him.
At this moment, Oda, who had been motionless on the screen, suddenly moved.
Like a machine that had just been restarted, he lowered his head slowly, glanced at the curry on the plate, and the "spicy sauce" on it, which looked completely fine, then looked up again at the boss with a slightly guilty gaze, and said:
"Boss, did you put the wrong sauce?"
"Ah?" The boss blinked in confusion, and asked, "Is that all you have in mind?"
Oda gave him a question mark again.
The boss was suddenly overwhelmed by the full stomach, and sighed exaggeratedly while covering his head.
At this time, Oda, whose reflection arc broke through the sky, finally seemed to have some other reaction.I saw him licking the corner of his mouth, and after pondering for a moment, he asked again:
"This new sauce tastes really special, is it for sale?"
As soon as these words came out, there was silence inside and outside the screen at the same time.
Ringo turned his head with a complicated expression, and asked Dazai, "He still wants to eat, what should we do?"
The latter blinked innocently, "Even I didn't expect such a reaction at all."
"Then we have succeeded, or have we failed?" She was at a loss.
"Well..." He touched his chin and said seriously, "It seems that we still need to make persistent efforts."
"Well, next time we must make a sauce that makes him yell, 'Let me go, Lord Moon Watcher'!"
Is the theme subtly off?
Even though he thought so, Dazai still nodded with a smile, "Okay, let's study new recipes later."
Zhongyuan Zhong finally got angry: "You guys give me enough time!"
At the same time, I was also paying attention to the underground warehouse of this curry shop.
Watching Oda walking out of the shop with a box of sauces in the video, Tosi looked curiously at Ella beside him.
"After we acted, someone else changed the sauce. Ella, why do you think it's such a coincidence?"
He is doubting himself.
Ella noticed this immediately.
After all, apart from the two of them, even the person who implemented the plan didn't know many specific details, and it was even more impossible to accurately replace Oda's sauce.
But that's how it happened.
"I know you don't believe in coincidences. But in this world, uncertainty is common sense." Whether it's the person she knows or the person in front of her, Ella knows it well.
"I said that I will stand by your side, Fei Jia, and I will not deceive you. Instead of testing me, how about investigating the person who changed the sauce, or thinking about the next plan?"
"That's not necessary. Although there were some accidents in the process, the goal was achieved." He tapped a few times on the keyboard beside him, "The extra camera installed in the curry shop uses a normal communication line. Although there are multiple layers of encryption, this protection does not exist for me. After breaking through them, you will reach-"
In the next second, the system touched a more fortified protective wall and issued an ear-piercing warning.
"Look, port mafia."
"This can only show that Hong Kong and black people are paying attention to Oda, isn't it?"
In fact, according to their observations, there is no intersection between Dazai Osamu and Oda Sakunosuke in this world. Not only have they never met, it seems that Oda doesn't even know what Dazai Osamu looks like.
The only connection between them is that Dazai Osamu's girlfriend Kanyue Ringo has always wanted to poach Oda.
"Isn't it normal to pay attention to the opposite sex that my girlfriend cares about?"
"Just paying attention, not obliterating, this is not in line with Osamu Dazai's usual style of doing things. A person like him wants to let a person die naturally, and at the same time make his girlfriend not a little bit suspicious. There are countless ways he can use."
Tosi raised the corners of his lips firmly, "But he didn't do anything."
Ella lowered her eyes, her eyelashes, as thin as cicada's wings, trembled slightly.
That child Lingo does look a little innocent, but she is not stupid, and she is not so easy to fool.None of the people who can pass the store manager's review and the trial period tasks are stupid. When it comes to really important things, they will never treat them casually because of impulse.
Thinking of this, Ella was suddenly stunned.
Hehe, it's ridiculous that she still thinks that way until now.
"Maybe he just cares about what his girlfriend thinks? Didn't he fuck the white whale himself to save her?"
Hearing this, Tosi gave her a meaningful look.
"Does Osamu Dazai really need to save her? He's just making a gesture to show Moonwatching Ringo."
How could people like them be really emotional?
The so-called girlfriend should also be just a means to control her.
After all, it's really useful.
"Fei Jia, Osamu Dazai is not the kind of person you think."
"Maybe he is not in Butei, but he must be as the leader of Hong Kong gangsters." He once again firmly concluded, "The leader of Hong Kong gangsters cannot have weaknesses. So he stays far away from Oda Sakunosuke, and will watch Yue Lin'ao pushed to the front."
At this moment, Ella suddenly asked a seemingly completely unrelated topic.
"If it was Fei Jia, and you were the leader of the gangsters in Hong Kong, would you accompany your girlfriend to the amusement park just to make a gesture?"
"—if of high enough value."
"yes."
She held the pendant on her chest under the table, showing a very gentle smile.
"I don't know if I have enough value to make you willing to accompany me to watch the fireworks after the matter is over?"
"You don't have to wait until it's over. I'm willing to accompany you to see it anytime. I promised you that I will fulfill all your wishes. Ella, don't doubt it, and I won't break my promise."
She closed her eyes, not looking into his eyes, and replied softly:
"Well, I believe you."
The author has something to say:
Odasaku with facial paralysis and white eyes. (1/1)
Oda: This sauce tastes so exciting, is there any more?
Tosi felt that Dazai must be the same kind of person as him.
感谢在2020-09-2211:38:53~2020-09-2311:25:41期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of a second-hand product; 1 bottle of Qiushui Wuchen, Jasper makeup, and Xun;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
"Boss, the signature curry——"
The boss wearing an apron smiled and said, "I want a big portion, with special hot sauce, right?"
"Well, I'm sorry to trouble you."
"Mr. Oda is always so serious, how many times have I told you, next time just say 'as usual'."
"Really? Sorry, I forgot again."
In the end, he actually apologized solemnly.
"——This kind of place is too serious."
However, facing the boss's complaints, Oda just scratched the back of his head in a daze, and said "Oh" inexplicably.
Maybe it's because he's always like this that his friends want to play tricks?
[I want to see his frightened expression!Who told him to put on a poker face every day, how boring~]
Recalling the angry look of the little girl when she said this, the boss turned his attention to the wind chimes on the upper right of the shop.On the hook of the wind chime, a hidden pinhole camera is operating at full power, transmitting everything in the store to another place in its entirety.
I have to say that the "ketchup" is really powerful, not to mention that as the maker of the special hot sauce, he can't tell it with the naked eye. s things.
To be honest, he felt as if he was cut off for 10 minutes after eating, as if he had traveled through time.There is no such thing as a normal person who can remain calm after eating this stuff.
In order to reorganize Oda, they really spent a lot of money!
"Really, what a happy guy."
This serious guy is really loved by everyone~
Of course, this love is too heavy, he just has to look at it and not be envious.
Oda:?
The boss looked at him with kindness mixed with pity, which was subtle and weird, and Oda was a little baffled.But he didn't feel the murderous intent, and he didn't respond in a seamless manner, so in the end, he could only stare blankly at him.
"Here, a large signature curry with special spicy sauce."
The boss brought out curry, which was completely invisible from the outside, and put it in front of Oda.
"Thank you."
As always, he thanked him first, then picked up a spoon to scoop up the rice soaked in the chili sauce and curry soup, and put it in his mouth.
I didn't know that this ordinary action of mine, under the expectant or nervous gaze of many people, stretched into a pantomime with no end in sight, and tightened the hearts of many people.He simply took a bite of curry.Then--
Snapped.
As if in slow motion, the spoon lost its support, slipped from mid-air and fell to the ground, shattering.
And Oda who ate the dipping sauce...
Stopped like a statue.
"Mr. Oda? Mr. Oda?"
The boss hurried out of the bar, walked up to him, bent down to see his expression——
As a result, only a pair of white eyes and a slightly blue face could be seen.
Oda Sakunosuke lost his soul at this moment.
But even so, there was still no expression on his face.
Immediately, the boss took out his mobile phone very unconscionably, the camera slapped his face, and took a precise 360° shot without any dead ends.
"Mr. Oda, don't worry, if the other party really threatens you with this photo, I will definitely stand by your side during the police investigation." The store manager sighed while babbling these words, "Ah, unexpectedly Without Yan Yi, compared to my expression at that time, it is really too worthless."
After speaking, he pressed send, and sent the photo to the lovely client, the shop manager Guanyue of Blue Bird Flower Shop.
And after watching the whole process, Dazai and Ringo, who received high-definition uncoded photos at this moment...
Already cramp from laughing.
"Hahahaha look at his eyes, it's the first time I've seen someone roll their eyes in such a calm posture..."
"As expected of him. This photo is really artistic, look at the rice on the corner of his mouth..."
Yes, I don't know how he managed to leave a grain of rice near the corner of his mouth.
"Ah, really, it's in the same position as Mr. Detective's mole! The white rice beauty mole, poof..."
Zhong Yuan, who was on the side, still couldn't hold back, and asked, "What's the matter with him?"
"He is my friend. Recently I had a conflict (unilateral) with him, so I decided to give him a hard time to calm down." Ringo gave him a thumbs-up triumphantly, "Mr. Dazai helped me with the idea. .Thriller super invincible ketchup, let you see the beautiful vision of heaven! How is it, isn't it awesome?"
Nakahara Chuya: ...
Just now Dazai suddenly wanted to open the video, he thought there was some video material to study.Although Ringo is a little weird here, Nakahara Nakahara has also experienced things like Dazai talking about business while Dazai combed her hair and Dazai holding her in his arms to approve documents, and his endurance and let them go (?) have been greatly improved. Great improvement.
Therefore, just studying the video data in front of Lingo will not shake his spirit anymore.
However, he still never expected that the lower limit could be lowered.
The two of them took up precious working time to work together, just to play a tricky game.
Seeing the miserable face of the man enlarged on the giant screen, although he didn't know the name of the man, Zhong Yuanzhong suddenly felt great sympathy for him.
At this moment, Oda, who had been motionless on the screen, suddenly moved.
Like a machine that had just been restarted, he lowered his head slowly, glanced at the curry on the plate, and the "spicy sauce" on it, which looked completely fine, then looked up again at the boss with a slightly guilty gaze, and said:
"Boss, did you put the wrong sauce?"
"Ah?" The boss blinked in confusion, and asked, "Is that all you have in mind?"
Oda gave him a question mark again.
The boss was suddenly overwhelmed by the full stomach, and sighed exaggeratedly while covering his head.
At this time, Oda, whose reflection arc broke through the sky, finally seemed to have some other reaction.I saw him licking the corner of his mouth, and after pondering for a moment, he asked again:
"This new sauce tastes really special, is it for sale?"
As soon as these words came out, there was silence inside and outside the screen at the same time.
Ringo turned his head with a complicated expression, and asked Dazai, "He still wants to eat, what should we do?"
The latter blinked innocently, "Even I didn't expect such a reaction at all."
"Then we have succeeded, or have we failed?" She was at a loss.
"Well..." He touched his chin and said seriously, "It seems that we still need to make persistent efforts."
"Well, next time we must make a sauce that makes him yell, 'Let me go, Lord Moon Watcher'!"
Is the theme subtly off?
Even though he thought so, Dazai still nodded with a smile, "Okay, let's study new recipes later."
Zhongyuan Zhong finally got angry: "You guys give me enough time!"
At the same time, I was also paying attention to the underground warehouse of this curry shop.
Watching Oda walking out of the shop with a box of sauces in the video, Tosi looked curiously at Ella beside him.
"After we acted, someone else changed the sauce. Ella, why do you think it's such a coincidence?"
He is doubting himself.
Ella noticed this immediately.
After all, apart from the two of them, even the person who implemented the plan didn't know many specific details, and it was even more impossible to accurately replace Oda's sauce.
But that's how it happened.
"I know you don't believe in coincidences. But in this world, uncertainty is common sense." Whether it's the person she knows or the person in front of her, Ella knows it well.
"I said that I will stand by your side, Fei Jia, and I will not deceive you. Instead of testing me, how about investigating the person who changed the sauce, or thinking about the next plan?"
"That's not necessary. Although there were some accidents in the process, the goal was achieved." He tapped a few times on the keyboard beside him, "The extra camera installed in the curry shop uses a normal communication line. Although there are multiple layers of encryption, this protection does not exist for me. After breaking through them, you will reach-"
In the next second, the system touched a more fortified protective wall and issued an ear-piercing warning.
"Look, port mafia."
"This can only show that Hong Kong and black people are paying attention to Oda, isn't it?"
In fact, according to their observations, there is no intersection between Dazai Osamu and Oda Sakunosuke in this world. Not only have they never met, it seems that Oda doesn't even know what Dazai Osamu looks like.
The only connection between them is that Dazai Osamu's girlfriend Kanyue Ringo has always wanted to poach Oda.
"Isn't it normal to pay attention to the opposite sex that my girlfriend cares about?"
"Just paying attention, not obliterating, this is not in line with Osamu Dazai's usual style of doing things. A person like him wants to let a person die naturally, and at the same time make his girlfriend not a little bit suspicious. There are countless ways he can use."
Tosi raised the corners of his lips firmly, "But he didn't do anything."
Ella lowered her eyes, her eyelashes, as thin as cicada's wings, trembled slightly.
That child Lingo does look a little innocent, but she is not stupid, and she is not so easy to fool.None of the people who can pass the store manager's review and the trial period tasks are stupid. When it comes to really important things, they will never treat them casually because of impulse.
Thinking of this, Ella was suddenly stunned.
Hehe, it's ridiculous that she still thinks that way until now.
"Maybe he just cares about what his girlfriend thinks? Didn't he fuck the white whale himself to save her?"
Hearing this, Tosi gave her a meaningful look.
"Does Osamu Dazai really need to save her? He's just making a gesture to show Moonwatching Ringo."
How could people like them be really emotional?
The so-called girlfriend should also be just a means to control her.
After all, it's really useful.
"Fei Jia, Osamu Dazai is not the kind of person you think."
"Maybe he is not in Butei, but he must be as the leader of Hong Kong gangsters." He once again firmly concluded, "The leader of Hong Kong gangsters cannot have weaknesses. So he stays far away from Oda Sakunosuke, and will watch Yue Lin'ao pushed to the front."
At this moment, Ella suddenly asked a seemingly completely unrelated topic.
"If it was Fei Jia, and you were the leader of the gangsters in Hong Kong, would you accompany your girlfriend to the amusement park just to make a gesture?"
"—if of high enough value."
"yes."
She held the pendant on her chest under the table, showing a very gentle smile.
"I don't know if I have enough value to make you willing to accompany me to watch the fireworks after the matter is over?"
"You don't have to wait until it's over. I'm willing to accompany you to see it anytime. I promised you that I will fulfill all your wishes. Ella, don't doubt it, and I won't break my promise."
She closed her eyes, not looking into his eyes, and replied softly:
"Well, I believe you."
The author has something to say:
Odasaku with facial paralysis and white eyes. (1/1)
Oda: This sauce tastes so exciting, is there any more?
Tosi felt that Dazai must be the same kind of person as him.
感谢在2020-09-2211:38:53~2020-09-2311:25:41期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of a second-hand product; 1 bottle of Qiushui Wuchen, Jasper makeup, and Xun;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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