I bombed the Hong Kong black building

"As long as the customer needs, we will be happy to go no matter the ends of the earth. The chain flower shop under the blue bird, the manager of the Yokohama branch, Guanyue Ringo, will serve you wholeheartedly."

Hand over the scheduled bouquet to the consignee, read the gift from the sender, and today's flower delivery work is completely completed.

Ringo walked out of this ordinary office building and stretched a lot.

"Sure enough, it was the smile on the face of the customer who received the bouquet that healed the most~"

Although it is true that saving the world is exciting, it is enough to try such a thrilling thing once in a while.She is a florist, so sending flowers is more suitable for her!

"I seldom deliver orders recently, and I feel that I am too slack." Lingo touched his waist and upper arms, "I must have gained more than a circle."

[Solution: This is just your psychological effect, and your weight has not changed in any way.Moreover, you have not received new orders recently, and you have been actively completing the tasks released by the system.This employee, you are not only not slack, on the contrary, you are a little overworked. 】

"Overwork...is that why you suggested I take a day off today?"

【Yes.But the system thinks that your understanding of the word rest has been misunderstood. 】

"How? For me, sending flowers to customers is the best rest! You see, senior Ella, who has three orders a day on average, and persists for 48 years, is simply a role model for my generation! She even has time to save others. What kind of master-level time management ability is this?!"

[You only saw her workaholic and obsessive-compulsive side, but you didn't know that she was almost out of the human species in order to maintain her physical and mental strength.A person whose motto is "burn yourself, save the world" is not worthy of your respect in the eyes of the system. 】

"Where is it? Isn't it super cool!" Although she has no enthusiasm for the task at all...

"Speaking of this, the system, what kind of task is this going to continue after the probationary period is over? I really don't have such a big ambition to do things like save the world every day. I just want to send flowers , can't this work?"

She decided to do it because she liked the job.If the delivery of the order was delayed because of other things, it would be putting the cart before the horse for her.Anyway, there are energetic and experienced store managers like Ela-senpai working hard, so it's fine for her to be an ordinary flower delivery girl.

[Don't worry, the task system will no longer issue mandatory tasks after you pass the trial period.All subsequent tasks are optional tasks for all store managers, which can be done or not.You can do it when you are interested, and you can treat it as if it does not exist at other times. 】

"Then why did you come up with such a system?"

[According to the store manager's probation period regulations, your question involves confidential matters and cannot be answered.After your trial period is over, it will naturally understand. 】

"What, it's so mysterious..." The question lingered in his mind for a few seconds, and the optimist Lingo put it aside, "Forget it, it's fine if it's not compulsory."

After all, for her, the job other than sending flowers is to drive ducks to the shelves, and every minute and every second is suffering.

It is best to leave professional things to professional people!

At noon, the sun was scorching, and the steaming water vapor distorted the air, causing the line of sight to deflect strangely.After watching for a long time, Ringo even had the illusion that his own mind was spinning along with it.

Unlike her, who was just delusional, the passerby who passed him actually shook twice and was about to fall to the ground.

Lin Po quickly gave him a hand, "Are you alright?"

no response.

[Night sweats, fever, weakness of limbs, dehydration, dizziness... typical symptoms of heat stroke. 】

The system took the initiative to inform her of the scan results without waiting for her to ask.

Ringo looked around, and finally dragged the young man who was so hot that he lost consciousness to a bench in a small park by the side of the road.Although it is not as good as an air-conditioned room, there is some shade here, which is better than nothing.But she didn't have much hope for it, and asked why——

"I always thought that wearing a suit in the summer like Mr. Dazai was anti-human. I didn't expect that there are people outside the human world, and there is a sky outside the sky... I can still see a person wearing fur today!"

Yes, on this 35°C day, he not only wore a sheepskin hat, but even a woolen cloak, the kind with a sable fur ring.The inside is even more tightly wrapped in long clothes and trousers, so meticulous that even the neckline is tightly buttoned.

Wouldn't it be a pity for the human physiological mechanism if it weren't for heat stroke!

[This is probably some kind of performance art - this employee, what are you doing? 】

"Just look at it, I'm saving him."

Ringo nimbly pulled off the sheepskin cap and put it aside, bent down and unbuttoned the cloak, and then the button of the coat——

"Can't believe he still has a jumper in there!"

How to do this?

[When medical staff deal with injuries, they usually cut them open with scissors when encountering such a situation. 】

"Oh."

【However, considering that he has no other injuries, you can take off his coat before—】

hiss-

Too lazy to use scissors, Ringo tore open the pullover:?

【...You are really efficient. 】

Now that the jacket is done, it's time for the pants.The moment Ringo unbuttoned his belt and unzipped his pants chain, he met the young man's eyes that opened at some point.

Deep purple, like a poppy that blooms at night.

"--What are you doing?"

Faced with this question, Lingo didn't think about it for a while, and blurted out: "I'm taking off your pants."

At noon in midsummer, a flock of crows flew by, leaving behind a series of mournful rattles.

The scene was very embarrassing.

"Ah, no... I can explain it!" Under the speechless gaze of the young man, Lingo immediately let go of his trousers, "I'm not interested in you, but I just want to cool off when you suffer from heatstroke I just helped you undress, it’s definitely not because I want to do something weird to you while you’re passed out!”

[This employee does not need to take off his pants to dissipate heat. 】

Ringo: ...

Why didn't you say it just now? !

【You are too efficient. 】

Under the silent gaze of the young man, Lingo slowly felt guilty.

No, she was clearly trying to save people, but at most she didn't have enough medical knowledge, so why act like she's a pervert!

That's right, that's it.

The more he thought about it, the more stable Lingo suddenly became confident:

"It's summer now, no matter if you're a performance artist or someone else, it's better not to wear so many clothes and move in the sun for the sake of your own health. Heatstroke is not a trivial matter, and it can kill people if it's serious, you know?"

He still didn't speak.

She said so much, why didn't this person respond?

...Could it be a fool?

"Why do you want to save me?"

After a while, the man spoke the second sentence after waking up.

This man is indeed mentally ill.

This was Ringo's first reaction after hearing this sentence.

What is the reason for saving people? How should she answer this?

The first thing that comes to mind is the books that record the value of life, and then the documentary about how human beings are born... Ringo felt that if he was here to give him a scientific explanation of how hard and arduous efforts sperm and eggs have gone through to become fertilized eggs, After the fertilized egg developed into a baby, what kind of painful struggle did the mother go through before it was born, and how much effort it took to grow to the size it is now——

With his IQ, he might not understand at all, otherwise how could he ask such a weird question?

So she pointed to the sheepskin cap next to the young man, and said solemnly:

"Because I have a sheepskin hat just like yours."

"—And after that?"

"After that? Of course, I turned around and left, hiding my achievements and fame. But considering that his brain is not very good, so I called 110 just to be on the safe side, and asked the police to watch him, so as not to save him for some performance art Make yourself miserable. Mr. Dazai, do you think I should send him to the hospital?"

"No, the way you handle it now is very suitable."

Just received a report from the intelligence team in the afternoon, saying that Dostoevsky, who was being closely monitored, contacted Ringo, and some indescribable things happened between the two in the small park.Dazai can still clearly recall the hesitant expression on the face of the person who came to report, and the indescribable look in his eyes.

That look seemed to have witnessed how a huge green hat was put on his head.

Probably this is the occupational disease of excellent intelligence personnel, gossip and brain supplement ability are a bit too active.

Hehe, in Lingo's eyes, he is a fool.

"However, I think he is somewhat similar to you, Dazai-san."

After laughing at Tuo Si's stupidity, the smile on his face paused, and he asked, "Which point?"

"He obviously looks sick, but he is very good at acting!"

After taking a shower and changing into pajamas, Lingo, who had been waiting for him in the office for nearly two hours, slapped his desk hard.

"Do you know what time it is?"

He innocently pointed to the documents on the table, "As you can see, there are really a lot of things to deal with today."

"No I can't see it!"

"Ringo~"

"No, you can't be cute." This is the third time this week. "After all, where do you get so many things to manage? Look at this, the financing plan of Suzuki Financial Company——"

She picked up the top piece of thin paper and shook it twice in front of him.

"What does their company's financing have to do with your Hong Kong gangsters?"

"Well... because this company is actually controlled by Hong Kong gangsters?"

Lingo was silent for two seconds, put it aside as if nothing happened, and picked up the next one.

"what about this?"

This is a document with the title "Suggestions for Amendment of Saitama City's Relevant Regulations on Culling Stray Cats".

Saitama!stray cat!

This kind of thing can appear on the desk of the leader of Hong Kong gangsters, it's too unreal!

"Don't say that the review of regulations in Saitama City is also under your control."

Dazai continued to nod while maintaining a calm smile.

"That's right."

Lingo was speechless for a while, then asked, "Are you serious?"

"Actually, judiciary, commerce, finance, and urban construction... not only in Yokohama, but in the entire Kanto region, there is no agency that is not controlled by our port mafia." Seeing her shocked mouth shut, Dazai was very troubled, " You probably are the only one in Japan who doesn't know about this matter, Ringo."

"...Uh, so, you mean, you are only one Jianguo away from the Prime Minister?"

"Prime Minister? Well, it's still not the same as the Prime Minister." He touched his chin, smiled lightly and said, "If I have to compare it, it's probably the king?"

Ringo was dumbfounded.

After a while, she finally choked out a sentence: "I didn't realize that, Mr. Dazai, you have such lofty ideals in life."

"Ideal? It's not that kind of thing." He chuckled, "I'm just constantly collecting available resources for the purpose I want to achieve. Hong Kong gangsters have grown into what they are now, but it's just a by-product."

"... Oh." She nodded half-understanding, "Then, have you achieved what you want to achieve?"

It sounds like it is even more difficult than Jianguo, which is really concerning.

He paused, lowered his eyes: "——Not yet."

"Is it difficult? Is there anything I can do to help?"

After hearing her words, the gentle light in Dazai's eyes flickered, and he returned to silence.

"No need. Ringo doesn't need to do anything, just stay here."

Although he said so-

After Dazai fell asleep, Ringo went back to his room, still thinking more and more wrong.

"System, I think Mr. Dazai is being a stranger! Why doesn't he let me help?"

And what is the goal to achieve even at the expense of hurting one's own body?So curious!

[According to statistics, human males have a special habit of being brave in front of the opposite sex.This is more obvious when the woman is more powerful. 】

"Habits..." What kind of animal world narration style is this, "So what do you mean?"

[He doesn't want to eat soft rice. 】

Contrary to the system's expectations, Ringo didn't say a word after hearing this, and rolled back and forth on the bed three or four times with his head in his arms, and finally jumped up and announced to the wall:

"I can!"

【...No, you can't. 】

"Eh~~~"

【This employee, it is 1:41 in the morning. For your health, you should take a rest immediately. 】

The author has something to say:

Apple: I really can!

Persecute Mr. Tuo. (1/1)

The if-line Gang Hei is the actual controller of Kanto. What this setting means, you can understand it by substituting it into reality.

I understand why Zai is so busy that he has no time to sleep.

感谢在2020-09-0911:23:53~2020-09-1010:54:33期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: 459043581;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 459043585 bottles; Dazai 1 bottle;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!