great mandate

Shen Wuji immediately became aggrieved again, and said: "It's hard to explain, so I won't say it. It can be seen that you don't want to say anything more to our family, and our family is so disgusted by you."

Luo Jinyu: "..."

Seeing that he didn't speak, Shen Wuji became even more sad, saying: "You don't deny it."

Luo Jinyu looked at his one-man show with complicated eyes.

Shen Wuji lowered his eyebrows, he picked up the pot of peonies on the table sleepily, but didn't leave, standing there, looking at Luo Jinyu hesitantly.

The two stalemate for a while, Luo Jinyu took the lead and said: "Eunuch, please speak."

Shen Wuji said awkwardly: "You don't like to listen to what our family has to say, so we won't talk about it, lest you get angry with our family again."

After all, this person in front of me is a benefactor, and knowing that he has such a foolish and crazy temperament, and he still acts like this, Luo Jinyu can't get angry anymore, and her heart softens again. Instead, she feels that she is too strong. If it's not right, he said in a low voice: "Elder-in-law, it's okay to say, I will listen carefully."

Hearing this, Shen Wuji said bewilderedly: "Hands are like catkins, skin is like creamy fat, you smile sweetly, your eyes look forward..."

"..." Luo Jinyu felt bad after hearing the first four words, and patiently heard the fourth sentence, she couldn't help but said, "Eunuch Shen, you—"

"Don't be angry!" Shen Wuji hurriedly said, "Our family will stop talking about this, and talk about something else."

Luo Jinyu had no choice but to listen patiently to what he said, but he heard him say: "Guan Guan Jujiu, in the river island. Mr. Pianpian, hello to our family—"

"Eunuch Shen!"

Shen Wuji saw that he didn't like this sentence, so he changed it again: "There are trees in the mountains, and there are branches in the trees, I am happy——"

Luo Jinyu couldn't bear it anymore and said: "Eunuch just wants to say these words?"

Shen Wuji asked innocently: "Our family is looking at you, what else can you think of?"

Luo Jinyu: "..."

Shen Wuji said again: "Recently our family reads more the Book of Songs, if you don't like it, our family also recited some Tang poetry and Song Ci, as the saying goes—"

"Eunuch!" Luo Jinyu didn't dare to hear him recite Tang poems and Song lyrics, and hurriedly said, "Elder-in-law, do you want to hear which words and sentences in the Book of Songs I like?"

Shen Wuji was startled, then overjoyed: "If you are willing to tell our family, our family will definitely listen!"

This kid Xifu really has two brushes!He deserves to be able to coax a woman with his weak chicken-like appearance!Shen Wuji secretly said happily, Luo Jinyu didn't have the heart to chat with our family in the past, talking about his own preferences, and he will have to reward him again in the future.

As for Luo Jinyu, he thought about it secretly, and thought, in the end, Shen Wuji's nature is not bad, maybe it's just his physical disability, years of suffering, and the world's contempt for eunuchs, which made him stubborn. He gradually led to the right path, which made him change his uncertain mood, to be loyal to the country, and to serve the people of the country. With his current status and ability, it is not difficult to become a loyal and virtuous minister with a long history, admired by future generations, Leaving a good reputation through the ages, so I can be regarded as a little repayment of his great kindness to me.

And he is still impatient now, if I confront him tit for tat, it will inevitably only be a verbal dispute, without any other effect.

Judging from the recent relationship, it is still necessary to follow his words, so that the other side can speak well.

Thinking of this, Luo Jinyu's state of mind was very different, his expression became gentler, and he asked Shen Wuji: "Is the flower pot not heavy?"

Shen Wuji hurriedly said: "It's a bit heavy, if you want to move it on weekdays, you can ask someone else to do it, don't do it yourself."

"..." Luo Jinyu couldn't laugh or cry, and said, "The father-in-law has held it for a long time, isn't he tired?"

"Our family is a martial arts practitioner, so a thousand catty tripod is no problem!" Shen Wuji said hurriedly.

Luo Jinyu asked curiously: "Elder-in-law can really lift a thousand-jin tripod?"

Where did Shen Wuji really lift that, and he never saw anyone lift it, he just said it casually, bragging about himself, showing his majesty, but since the cowhide has been blown out, there is absolutely no possibility of taking it back, Shen Wuji smiled and said: "Since our family dares to say it, it is naturally true. If you don't believe our family's words, our family will ask Dongchang Governor He Fangzhou to tell you another day. You will always believe his words."

Luo Jinyu: "..."

The words of the governor of the East Factory... who would believe it? !

Seeing that he didn't speak, Shen Wuji thought that he didn't believe him, he was guilty, and he couldn't hold back his face, so he hurriedly said: "If you don't believe it, our family will ask He Fangzhou to come here now, and ask him to take the tripod in the East Factory yard. And send it here, our family will show it to you!" Then he turned his head and said, "Come——"

"Elder-in-law!" Luo Jinyu hurriedly stopped him, "I have written a letter, there is no need to waste so much time."

Shen Wuji stopped calling, secretly screaming in his heart.

Although the tripod in the Dongchang courtyard didn’t weigh a thousand catties, it was extremely heavy. Back then, the brothers and a few of them made a bet against each other, and they all went to lift it, but no one lifted it. one foot.

Shen Wuji didn't dare to mention the matter of lifting the tripod, fearing that if he continued talking, he would not be able to get down the stairs, so he changed the topic and boasted: "Don't listen to the outside saying that Dongchang is like a dragon's lake and a tiger's lair, as if He Fangzhou can eat people , He, in front of our family, is a very docile and obedient sheep. Our family is to avoid suspicion, and there are too many things, and the director of rituals is also busy with other errands. Went to Dongchang." He said again, "Chief Bingbi, the supervisor of ceremonies, also listened to our family."

Luo Jinyu pondered for a moment, pondered, and praised with difficulty: "Father-in-law is so majestic."

Shen Wuji peeked at him, a little complacent, but at the same time forced to be reserved, hypocritically self-effacing: "Others look majestic, but it is actually a hard job, and we have to take care of everything, as if our family has three heads and six arms."

Luo Jinyu: "..."

Eunuch Shen is really... hard to describe.

Shen Wuji was also afraid that he would be too self-effacing, if Luo Jinyu took it seriously, that would be bad.He hurriedly said again: "But our family can't do anything about it, those people are not as capable as our family."

Luo Jinyu: "...Eunuch is capable."

"That's what they say." Shen Wuji said with a smile.

Luo Jinyu: "..."

Shen Wuji said again: "But you don't have to worry, no matter how many things our family has outside, we can still take care of our family affairs, no matter how much we socialize outside, if we become a family, we will return early..."

Luo Jinyu hastily interrupted him: "Elder-in-law, aren't we discussing the Book of Songs?"

What kind of poetry!A bunch of unrecognizable words!My family's brain hurts from memorizing it, and it's not that difficult to beat Cao Guozhong!

Shen Wuji smiled and said: "Yes, yes, talking about the Book of Songs, why did it end here?"

Luo Jinyu said: "Eunuch, let's put down the flower pot first, don't hold it all the time."

Only then did Shen Wuji think of the flower pot he was holding in his arms, he put it on the table obediently, and asked again: "Do you like it?"

Luo Jinyu was silent for a moment, and said tactfully: "Elder-in-law has a heart, and I understand it, but since this is a property of the palace, it is not good to ignore it because of emotion and reason. I have seen flowers, and I know that there are winters in the world that can bloom The spectacle of the peony is enough, there is no need to possess it. Father-in-law, do you think so?"

What is, you nerd thinking.Our family only knows that if you like it and look good, you must possess it!

"Yes, yes, you can say whatever you want." Shen Wuji said hypocritically, "Then you should take a look at it today, our family will also enter the palace tomorrow, and then we will send it back together to save a lot of trouble." , attracting attention."

Luo Jinyu saw that Shen Wuji was able to listen to her persuasive words, she couldn't help being happy, and there was a bit of a smile on her usually cold face, she nodded, watched Shen Wuji sit down, and said persuasively: "What I said earlier I’m so happy, but now I think of a sentence, “A mouse has skin, but a human has no manners. A human has no manners, so why don’t you die?” My enlightenment teacher loves this article very much. I don’t know if my father-in-law has read this?”

When Shen Wuji was reading the Book of Songs, his eyes were all fixed on the affectionate and sentimental phrases like "the so-called Iraqi people are on the side of the water", so he was not interested in reading anything else.

Holding the book in his arms, his heart was full of the same infatuation and affection as the ancients, unable to get what he asked for, lingering in sorrow, capable of self-pity and self-pity for a long time.

But of course he couldn't say that, so he coughed lightly twice, and said: "Naturally. It's such a coincidence! It turns out that you also like this article, and our family also likes it very much. It really is because the heart has a good understanding, and the body has no colorful phoenix... ..."

"Does father-in-law know the meaning of this article?" Luo Jinyu hastily interrupted his wings.

For a moment, Shen Wuji's eyes were a little confused, but it flashed by very quickly, and he coughed twice again: "Of course I know. How can you just read a book and not understand the meaning? Our family remembers that you once wrote an article criticizing This type of answerer who only knows how to shake his head."

But he just didn't say what it meant.

After all, he doesn't know.

Luo Jinyu didn't think much about it. Hearing what he said, she thought that he really knew it, but whether he likes it or not is a matter of opinion.

Luo Jinyu did not urge Shen Wuji to explain the meaning of this article, and said in a self-centered manner: "Sir and my mother often say that people are precious, and if they have low morals and don't know etiquette, they are no different from animals."

Shen Wuji stared at him with pity, and said softly: "You are so graceful and virtuous, you are worthy of the teachings of your mother and husband. The old lady is a good mother, let's take care of things, and our family will fight for a martyr's shrine for her. Then you No matter how high school champion is, our family will accompany you to tell her that she will be very happy for you when she finds out under the Nine Springs."

Luo Jinyu smiled shyly, shook her head, did not talk about this, cheered up, and said earnestly: "Mr. also said that the most important thing for an official is to keep this article in mind, and to reflect on it from time to time. Therefore, today I will pass these words on to my father-in-law. I hope to encourage myself with my father-in-law. My father-in-law is in the hands of the supervisor of ceremonies. The East Factory is under the control of my father-in-law. The emperor also has great trust in my father-in-law. My father-in-law has great power. If you are under a few people or above ten thousand, you should always reflect on yourself. Be an example for thousands of people, and then clear the government, expel the shadow and mist that hangs over our great rivers and mountains, assist the king, create a lifetime of peace, achieve immortal achievements, be praised by future generations, and leave a good name for thousands of years."

Shen Wuji didn't speak for a moment.

Luo Jinyu continued: "Elder-in-law has an outstanding demeanor, refined beauty, but a person's appearance is beautiful and ugly. In the final analysis, it always comes from the inner temperament. Looking at the portraits of the ancients, the father-in-law can find that since ancient times, sages and sages have been loyal and good, no matter how tall, short, fat or thin. , there is an awe-inspiring clarity between the eyebrows and eyes, which is comfortable to look at. And treacherous ministers, even if their facial features are correct, they always have an uncomfortable gloomy look."

Shen Wuji was silent for a moment, snorted, looked down at the table, sneered and said in a low voice: "Speaking of it, it turned out that someone who turned a corner was scolding our family. Fortunately, our family is still smiling, I really thought you would like to be with me. Let's gossip and talk about private matters."

Luo Jinyu: "..."

Shen Wuji said angrily: "Our family is used to being sentimental!"

"male--"

Shen Wuji rushed to talk impatiently: "Stop calling me father-in-law, our family knows that we are father-in-law, but we still want to admire you beyond our means, and your every frown and smile touches our hearts, but we don't know that you take our family's love for you." It's worse than a mouse. That's right, our family is a eunuch, wishful thinking... Toad | Toad always wants to eat swan meat, and doesn't urinate to see what he looks like. He doesn't even look like a human being, even a mouse Not as good."

The more he spoke, the more uncomfortable he became, his eyes became sour, and he choked up.

Luo Jinyu didn't expect him to say something wrong. Seeing him deprecating himself like this, he felt extremely uneasy, and was about to persuade him, but heard him say, "But you are afraid of the bed, it just so happens that our family He's an eunuch, just right, you are good with our family, so you can avoid that..."

Luo Jinyu: "..."

He couldn't remember what he was going to say for a while, but after a while, his expression was complicated and he hesitated to speak.

Ordinarily, he shouldn't have followed Eunuch Shen's nonsense, but after all he couldn't help it. After thinking about it for a long time, he asked in a low voice, "Who said..." He coughed and asked more and more difficultly. , "Who... who said... nothing."

Forget it, don't ask, what's the point of asking about this kind of thing, whether he is afraid of the bed, or not interested in it, there is nothing to distinguish.This is not something he can say.

But Shen Wuji understood his words at this time, and said quickly: "I heard what your classmate said, at that time our family inquired about your preferences, and I heard people say that when they talked about the love between men and women, you would avoid it. When they met snakes and scorpions, at first they thought you were obsessed with Longyang, but later they told anecdotes about Longyang and saw you running away, so they knew that no matter whether a man or a woman loves each other, you are afraid." Shen Wuji asked curiously again, "Our family has been wondering for a long time, I was afraid of offending you, so I didn’t dare to ask. Now that I’ve talked about it today—”

Shen Wuji looked at Luo Jinyu's body secretly and caringly, he hesitated to speak, and then said, "You—well, in front of our house, you can have nothing to say. You—you—now you have an imperial doctor It's... well..."

Luo Jinyu: "..."

……

"Jinyu, our family has said something wrong again, don't be angry with our family, you know that our family speaks freely and without malice." Shen Wuji stood outside the door and knocked on the door, "Open the door. You just said it well , how can you turn your face faster than turning the book? You always say that our family is ruthless, how are you embarrassed? Jinyu, hey, Jinyu, good Jinyu, you open the door, our house goes in and takes out the flowers, you ask our house to return it to the palace. Jinyu! Luo Jinyu! It’s great when you put the latch back on? Believe it or not, our family will have your latch removed tomorrow! Luo Jinyu!”

……

Luo Jinyu sat in the room, taking deep breaths repeatedly.

Don't be angry, don't get angry with Shen Wuji, it's meaningless, so treat him like an ignorant and rude mountain boy, and slowly educate him...

Where can there be such an annoying child? !

Shen Wuji, this - this -! ! !

Luo Jinyu was so angry that she didn't know why she wanted to scold Shen Wuji!

The author has something to say: I said back then that Shen had a high market quotient, but you didn’t believe it.

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