Yan ghost

Chapter 025 1 Rouyi Senior Doll, a beautiful man, who can fight, eat, drink, have sex and cry

When Shi Ting boarded the Pengniao, he covered his mouth with his tongue.Hundreds of wooden armors feasted on the boat, and tables drank and sang.

The little mink Fengli raised his glass at the seat and said: "It's been a long time since I took the Pengniao. Let me tell you a little trick, each of us has a belt under the seat. Like this, put it on first, then tighten it, so it won't fall everywhere. This is what the young master taught me, but it is very useful." The wooden armors who have never ridden on a Pengniao all stepped forward and surrounded Fengli for advice.

Di Jiang's body was so round that he couldn't wear a belt, he said tauntingly, "That's because you were driven by the young master. When King Huai took us, the young master could make wooden armor for me in the back, what kind of belt do I need?"

The little snake, Xiangliu, said: "There is a mechanism that you all don't know about. I have ridden the Kunyu, and I saw that the young master used a magic weapon to avoid water. If you hold it in your mouth, it doesn't matter how long you are in the water." Xiangliu has nine heads, drinking more than anyone else.He wanted to go to the cockpit to show everyone the water avoidance magic weapon, but happened to bump into Shiting.

Shi Ting asked, "Why are you here?"

Xiang Yu picked up Xiangliu and said, "Didn't you ask us to come?" Mujia nodded.Shi Ting asked who said it.Xiang Yu looked at Xiangliu, Xiangliu said that Fengli came to tell him, Fengli said that he and Bi Fang listened to Dijiang, and Dijiang said that he heard it from Xuanlang.

Shi Ting raised his forehead, seeing that the Bailai wooden armor could not figure out why, he entered the cockpit without hesitation.Yuan Li followed in, looked at Shi Ting, who was concentrating on driving, and looked at the ghosts playing outside, and said cheerfully: "My lord is sailing, and the followers are having fun." Shi Ting still frowned, worried about the flower epidemic .

"What are these beams of light?" Yuan Li leaned in front of the carved window, pointing at the six beams of talisman lights projecting upwards in the city.Shi Ting immediately became alert and notified Qing Yuan.Not long after, the Yanshi arrived.

Qingyuan said: "There are six wooden armored cats spreading the rain in the clouds, and the rain has been stopped, and the rain is gradually slowing down." Shi Ting said: "Just now I followed this Xizuo all the way. He probably went to the stream to poison first, Then go back to the city to gather your companions. Since the rain was invited by the other party, can the high priest also pray for us?" Qingyuan said: "Yes, but I'm afraid that these clouds will disperse to other places and spread the epidemic. I will leave the dark clouds for now. Gather it in a place where there is no one, and you can go to Rouyi with peace of mind."

"Are we going to Rouyi?" Yuan Li sat down beside him, seeing Pengniao gradually leaving the city.

Shi Ting nodded and said, "Go to the water of Youyu to control the flower plague."

"But I heard that in Rouyi, once the soul-possessed wooden armor is caught, it will be punished with nine deaths. The jailer will take the wooden armor in groups of nine. They first attach all the souls to the same wooden armor. Execution on the upper stage, and when it reaches the point where it can no longer be tortured, it will be attached to the next stage until the whole set of wooden armor is destroyed."

"When the time comes, you will all hide in the Pengniao, and I will go down alone."

Yuanli hesitated to speak.Shi Ting changed his words and asked, "Master, does your head still hurt?" Yuan Li said it didn't hurt anymore.Shi Ting said: "Oh? This wall mud is actually really effective."

"What mud?" Yuan Li hurriedly touched his head, but didn't notice anything unusual.

"You asked me to pour plaster into your brain, saying that it can cure flower disease." Shi Ting gave Yuan Li a narrow look.

"Don't blackmail me, boy, where did I say that!"

Shi Ting chuckled and said, "Forget it. You're drunk, you can't remember anything you said."

On the other side of the cliff, there are clouds and smoke, Qionghua Yushu.There is no wooden armor in Rouyi, there is little logging, and the vegetation is luxuriant.The kings of the past dynasties liked to plant the sacred tree, intending to please the playful little fairy, but the fairy didn't appreciate it, and it became a place where spirit beasts lived.Purple foxes walk through the forest, and white crocodiles appear on the lakeshore, all of which are creatures that have never been seen in Chilan.

Once the dense forest is over, the farmland is vast.Yuan Li sighed: "Weiyang Chilan is mountainous, this is the first time I have seen this great plain in my life."

Shi Ting said: "Rouyi has three unique features: eight thousand crane houses, ten thousand cloud officials, and boundless fairyland. This is what people call fairyland."

I heard that a few decades ago, this place was only a plain.The Rouyi people are looking for the technique of Chongju, advocating bigu, and disdain farming.The high priest at that time, Qingyuan's grandfather, worried about people's livelihood, went to the fairyland to bring back the seeds that could grow fairy fruit and fairy rice.The people planted it with great enthusiasm, and the harvest was very good the following year.Farmers think that the seeds are good, but they don't know that the land is fertile and sunny.Rouyi has a vast land and few people, and a large amount of food and vegetables are exported to other countries. Relying on the fertile land bestowed by God, the people are rich.A few years ago, Qingyuan imported Mujia cattle from Chilan, which freed up a lot of manpower. Later, the king followed suit and bought a lot of machinery from Yanfang. Now there are no people working on the farmland.

Yuan Li asked: "Then what are the eight thousand crane houses and ten thousand cloud officials?"

Shi Ting said: "Although people in Rouyi also keep cats and dogs, cranes are the most popular. People often bring pet cranes to see crane doctors, and whenever there are happy events in the family, they will add one or two. So the crane house in the city is a family of three or five steps. These eight thousand are false fingers."

The two saw Rouyi Shenjing from a distance, with 72 golden pavilions, lingering in auspicious clouds and auspicious atmosphere.Shi Ting said again: "This auspicious cloud and auspicious aura is actually not made by nature. It is the Emperor Rouyi who deliberately ordered people to gather clouds to create a landscape with fairy art. The person who created the landscape was named 'Cloud Official', so there are tens of thousands of Cloud Officials."

Yuanli asked: "It takes so many people to make a few clouds?" Shi Ting said: "The cloud official is just a general term. Each of them has their own duties, some sweep the clouds, some hang down the rainbow, and some fly clouds. Yunguan Alternate day and night, every five days, it is not an exaggeration to say that ten thousand people are needed.”

The roc bird flew over the Golden Pavilion.Yuan Li probed his head, and sure enough, he saw a few cloud officials in silver crowns and white clothes casting spells.Just as he was about to take a second look, he suddenly saw a cloud of mist rushing towards his face.Pengniao drilled through the clouds and opened a huge hole.At that time, there were many clouds in the court, and the vision was not good, so it turned downward.

"Boom—" There was a short loud noise.The gust of wind rushed in, and the two of them flew into the bulkhead.The Pengniao kept shaking, and the wooden armor without a belt behind it was flying like a dog.

At first Shi Ting thought it was a sound barrier, but he and Xiang Yan met once in the past and nearly died.But thinking about it again, it was impossible for me to sink just now but not accelerate.

"What's going on!" Yuan Li was thrown in the face by several cranes, and kept raising his hands.Shi Ting suddenly realized that it was the stupid crane that broke the spell on the carved window.

"Pengniao is difficult to control. You have to go back to your seat first!" The wind was so loud that Yuan Li couldn't hear him, so he asked directly, "What did you say?"

With a long cry, Peng Niao fell to one side, Shi Ting took Yuan Li to grab the seat, and tied Yuan Li's belt.Unexpectedly, the group of cranes also fell down, thumping in panic on the console.

Pengniao lost control again, spinning and falling.Shi Ting was thrown away vigorously, and in the confusion, he hooked the driver's seat.The person is suspended in the air, and there is an open carved window under him.The ground swirled below, getting closer.

Pengniao let out another long cry, and suddenly turned sideways.Shi Ting returned to his seat, fastened his belt, and straightened his direction.Unexpectedly, at this time, a pile of melons and fruits flew in head-on, followed by clothes and bamboo poles to dry.The houses are row upon row, and the birds walk close to the ground.The people in the city saw a gust of evil wind blowing, and the shops on the street were blown all over.

"Let's go!" Yuan Li waved away the cranes, preventing them from scurrying around on the console.But the wind poured straight in, and the cranes couldn't fly out even if they wanted to.Suddenly the wind died down, and Yuanli found the ground was close in front of him.

Shi Ting pulled the joystick to the bottom with all his strength and stopped Pengniao. "Creak creak—" Pengniao slowly raised its head and began to fly up.The next moment, it turned sideways, and the whole city tilted in front of its eyes.

Shi Ting said: "You can't land here." Yuan Li said: "There is a lake!" Shi Ting found a deserted place on the lake and made an emergency landing.The lake was stirred up, and all the cruise ships around were shaken away.

Suddenly, a floating bridge appeared on the lake, a group of cranes flew from the bridge, and several wooden armor rolled into the water.All the people on the cruise ship came out to watch the excitement.

"It's a fairy official!" Someone on the boat pointed out.

"Shi Ting, why do these people call you Immortal Official?"

"There is also an old fairy!"

Everyone cheered and said that the fairy officials beat a group of monsters and hurriedly drove the boat closer.After a few plops, some people couldn't wait, jumped into the water and swam towards this place.With good water skills, he has already climbed onto the pontoon bridge and fell down in front of Shi Ting.

"Master Xianguan, please bless my wife to give birth to a fat boy."

"Master Xianguan, I want to be admitted to Yunguan."

"Master Immortal Official, my pet crane is sick, I beg you to save it."

I don't know which boat someone called "Yuanbao".Everyone looked up, and gold ingots smashed into the water one by one.The people on the pontoon shouted "the immortal officials spread their wealth", and one by one they went into the water to fish.

A large net was cast down, just in time to catch Shi Ting and Mujias.Shi Ting drew his sword and cut the net, but it was strong and not broken.The boat that cast the net slowly approached.There was a master standing at the bow of the boat, happily rubbing his hands to see the big fish he had caught.

Xiang Yu fell into the water and escaped unharmed.He was pushed and beaten by people trying to get money, and he managed to get close to the pontoon bridge.Seeing that Xiang Yupa was standing by the pontoon bridge and wanted to talk to the fairy official, the servant on the boat hurriedly stopped him.

"It hurts! Why did you throw me..." Xiang Yu was hit by Yuan Bao.

"Master, why doesn't that man fish it?" the servant wondered.

"Maybe you have some very important wish, so be persistent in seeking it." The old man waved his hand and said, "There's nothing that can't be solved with money, so give him some more!" Hearing this, Xiang Yu buried his head in the water.

"Come out quickly, let everyone leave their souls, and prevent the Rouyi people from being discovered!" Shi Ting knocked Xiang Yu out of the water with his sword.When Xiang Yu cast a spell, he didn't want his mana to increase greatly in a hurry, and he pulled hundreds of ghosts into Pengniao in one breath.

"Don't pull me!" Shi Ting saw that his soul had left his body.

"What about you?"

"I'll follow and bring the wooden armor back."

"There are so many wooden armors, how can you carry them alone? I'd better help you leave your soul first." Xiang Yu wanted to cast another spell.

"Stop! Your brother's wooden armor, I only have this boat left..."

Xiang Yu withdrew his hand and watched Shi Ting and a pile of wooden armor being dragged into the water and away with the boat.

There are children playing in the marketplace.A little boy was wearing a white mattress, holding a wooden sword, and chased after him: "Yan Jia defies the sky! You puppet, see if I don't cut off your body today!" Another little boy hung a wooden plank on his chest and back, and ran for a while. , was caught, and knelt down and begged: "High Priest, spare me!" The high priest stepped up the steps, waved his arms and said, "Wooden armor leaves the soul!" The puppet fell back by himself.

"Oh! How did you play in the middle of the road. Go away." The coachman shouted.

The puppets were driven to the side of the road.The high priest posing as the high priest jumped down from the steps, with the white mattress fluttering, guarding him in front of him.He pushed with both hands towards the ten oncoming cars.The coachman rode his horse and drove away in dust.

He stared at the crane cages on the cart and cursed: "Damn the crane merchant!" The puppet man was very surprised to see that there were big wooden boxes in those crane cages.

Ten cars drove for a while and stopped in front of a big house.The white walls and golden lacquer of the mansion have a little taste of the golden palace in the imperial city.The gate opened, and a family servant came up to greet him: "Master, today's harvest is bumper."

"Lock the door quickly." The old man waved his hands anxiously.The servants closed the door and recruited a few more to carry the boxes.Boxes were sent into the house one by one, and the servants were all driven out.

The master came to the underground secret room and brought peach branches, the surroundings suddenly turned into an illusion, and several wooden boxes also turned into treasure chests.He hurriedly knelt down in front of the box, shouted "goods entry", and held up a piece of wooden armor.

A voice said above: "One high-grade wooden armor. Spiritual beast. It can fight and transform. It has no soul. The recommended price is three thousand gold." Five thousand."

The next one is a doll, unsigned.The voice said: "One standard puppet. An old man. Can eat, drink, and cannot fight. No soul. The recommended price is two hundred gold." He shook his head and went to the next one.

"One high-level wooden armor. Spirit beast..." Seeing the signature, he said with great joy, "Xiang Yan again? Today is really lucky." He plunged into the box and kept muttering: "I bought it before. The family bought Xiangyan Mujia at a high price, what is it called?"

Suddenly, he found a high-level doll lying at the bottom of the box.He tore off the top of the doll looking for an autograph.

"A high-level puppet. A handsome man. Can fight, eat, drink, have sex, and shed tears. Has a soul—"

"what?"

The puppet stood up from the box and lifted the master into the air.The master kicked his legs, and heard the continuation from above: "The suggested price is [-] gold."

Shi Ting said: "I heard that in Rouyi, if you find a wooden armor, you must turn it in. Hiding the wooden armor is the same crime as the wooden armor. You are taking risks and making money wisely."

"You puppet, is it possible that you can report me? You know, if you report me, you will also be sentenced to death. In the end, you will be destroyed together with these wooden armors. I am selling you to save you."

"I didn't say I was going to report you. I want to do business with you."

The master landed on both feet, snorted, and asked, "What business?"

Shi Ting brushed the hem that was crumpled by the wooden armor, and said: "If you let us go, I will buy any wooden armor above the standard wood from now on."

The master laughed and said: "What a big tone. Do you think Rouyi has no wooden armor? Do you know how many puppets are hidden in this Shenjing? Ordinary people can't see it. They think they are ordinary people, but they don't know that I am Business has to be done every day. You? Can you afford it!"

"I can't afford it, Chilan can afford it." After saying that, Shi Ting turned around and pointed to the signature on his shoulder.The old man stood on his feet, took another look, and asked timidly, "You are... King Huai?"

While dressing, Shi Ting said: "The people in Chilan and the emperor don't know that I am a puppet. Now that you know, will I renege on my debt?" The master nodded and said "Yes, yes", rubbing his hands together for joy.

At this moment, the family servant slammed the door open and lay on the ground.Someone came in and stomped on the soles of their feet.

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