Gu Mengmeng glanced at the classmates next to her, and said with a smile, "Don't worry! Everyone has a chance! The classmate who spoke just now, come, you come and stand in my position, yes! Come, like me Hold the baby's left foot and right foot together and lift them above the baby's belly! Yes! That's it, you're done! I'm letting go! Hey—don't shake your hands!"
"Meng, Mengmeng! So, so soft, so small! What should I do? He's kicking, kicking--I ahhhhhhhhhh~ Mengmeng help me! I'm afraid! If I grab it and break it What should I do? Woohoo~ Dad!"
Gu Mengmeng twitched~ The corner of her mouth twitched, and she glanced at the corner of her eye. Nima, Zhang Ning, who was squatting, was already kneeling on the ground with a pale face, and her hands were still holding the baby. .An angry Gu Mengmeng hugged the baby and slapped them both on the back of the head.
"Aren't you still men? Especially you, don't you sing better than you? Why are you even weaker than Zhang Ning at the moment? Are you still called Dad? Thanks to you! Did the baby hurt you or Did it hurt you?"
"Pfft—" The remaining five students stood aside and laughed.
"Why are you laughing? Are your teeth so white? You may be more cowardly than the two of them! You know how to laugh when you smile. Are you going to let the robot bathe the baby?"
"Uh, no, no!" The five quails replied weakly.
"Which one of you is more courageous? Hurry up and fight, the baby is suffering, and it's time to cry again!" Gu Mengmeng asked while patting the baby's back.
"Meng, Mengmeng! I, my name is Fang, and Fang is bold! My father said that he gave me this name because he hoped that I would be bolder! That's why I am willing to try!" The thin boy raised his hands and said tremblingly.
Gu Mengmeng was overjoyed, it was good if someone came out, "Okay! You come here, Zhang Ning, and you, sober up for me, and go to the side! Come here boldly, hold the baby's neck by the neck as I said just now Back, yes! Well done! You all came over to see clearly, Zhang Ning! Help me bring the shaggy head over and adjust the water temperature to reduce the water flow! Watch my movements carefully..."
"Uh~eh—ah~ha~hee~" Fang Bold could no longer hear the sound of the outside world, as if his ears and brain had automatically filtered out other sounds, leaving only the soft, light and yet soft hands in his hands. Heavy weight!Those big dark and watery eyes, and the ravings when sucking~sucking fingers, exploded in Fang Bold's mind.
Gu Mengmeng continued, "...hold the baby's feet and gently lift it up to the baby's belly. At this time, the baby's body has not yet developed well, so the bones are very soft, so it is easy to lift it like this. It won’t hurt, is Zhang Ning’s water ready? Take it here, remember to cover the water flow with your hands, yes, that’s it, especially the legs, creases on the neck, and the creases on the neck should be cleaned, oh! The most important thing is laugh**--"
"Pfft—little, little, ****!!!"
Gu Mengmeng also flicked the baby's nipple viciously, and said with a smile, "Why, are you blushing like this? Turn around and look at it honestly, first carefully break the little nipple to the other side and then use the water flow Gently scrub with your fingers, you should pay attention to the strength of your fingers, you know? After washing it, don’t forget the other side, next is the buttocks, and the buttocks should also be cleaned! Hey hey hey! I said you have Are you listening carefully? You are so shy! Hi~" Gu Mengmeng asked while pulling the quilt to dry the baby, "Have you heard the story of Foyin and Su Dongpo?" Gu Meng didn't wait for everyone to answer Moe continued talking on her own.
"Foyin and Su Dongpo are good friends, and they are good friends who take pleasure in making fun of each other. One day the two of them were on a boat—well, playing by the river, and Su Dongpo saw the reflection of Buddha's seal in the water and laughed at it on second thought. Said, 'Foyin, Foyin, your reflection in the water is like shit! Hahaha' Foyin looked at his own reflection in the water, then looked at the reflection of his good friend and suddenly said, 'I think Your reflection looks like a Buddha!' Su Dongpo was very proud. He went back and met his younger sister—er~brother, and told his younger brother that he scolded the Buddha's seal like shit, but he said that he looked like a Buddha. Isn't this person stupid! No Thinking of Su Dongpo’s younger brother, he looked at Su Dongpo as if he was stupid~ He said, “If you have a Buddha in your heart, you will see everything as a Buddha, and you will see shit in your heart, so you will see everything as shit! You are the real stupid person.” !'" Gu Mengmeng wiped the baby's body, picked up the baby, looked at the people standing there dumbfounded, and repaired without mercy, "So why were you being shy just now?"
Everyone was ashamed. "Aren't you leaving yet? Have you brought back the quilt? Hey~ Baby is so good! Teacher--well, Mengmeng will take you to get a new quilt~ let's go! Zhang Ning, you go and get two clean bags first Get over here! Let me see what the baby's number is, um, this one!" Gu Mengmeng hugged the baby and led a group of people to the baby's crib~, teasing The baby is waiting for the quilt to arrive.
"The bag, the quilt is here, here it is!" Zhang Ning ran out of breath, he rushed over when he saw the returning classmate and grabbed two quilts before he could say anything.
"Take it under the dryer to warm up the quilt and bring it over. I'll clean the secretions from the corners of the baby's eyes first. You guys have to remember that you have to be quick and light, you know? Otherwise, it will hurt Little baby! In fact, it is best to use a cotton swab with warm water to clean the baby's nose, ears and eyes, but I can't find a cotton swab here for a while, so I will just use a bag to scrub it today!"
Finally brought over the warm blanket, Gu Mengmeng picked up the baby and took out the blanket from the crib to replace it.Fold the warm quilt in half and carefully lay it on the cot, then lay another piece of quilt in a diamond shape in the crib, and then fold a small corner in half.Remove the bag from the baby's body.Carefully hold the baby and put him on the quilt, "Everyone, you will have to pay attention in a moment, first fold a corner of the square quilt and then make the baby's shoulders flush with the crease so that when the quilt is put on It will not make it difficult for the baby to breathe. The baby's hands and legs are bent in a natural state, so we can't wrap it too tightly when we wrap it. If the wrap is too close, it will affect their development. Do you know? Place the baby well Finally, we picked up the left corner to cover the baby's belly, bypass the baby's right hand and spread it under the nest. After adjusting the blanket, it should not cover the baby's neck, and then gently pull up the corner of the baby's feet. Cover it on the belly, pull up the corner on the right side and press the corner under the baby's ass. That's it! "
"Meng, Mengmeng, won't the baby be uncomfortable being tied up like this?"
"Yes, yes! And wrapped like this, it feels like a caterpillar!"
Gu Mengmeng rolled her eyes, "What if the baby catches a cold? If you catch a cold, you will get sick and have diarrhea! And did you see the baby crying? Did you see that the baby fell asleep comfortably?"
"Hey - really, really! This, how long has it been? Little, little baby fell asleep! It's amazing!"
"Really! Look quickly, look quickly! The corners of the baby's mouth are still upturned!"
"Shhh - keep your voice down, don't be startled, just talk in a normal voice! Babies feel safe when they are wrapped in this way, so that they won't catch cold and feel safe when they are wrapped. Isn't it killing two birds with one stone to help them sleep? So your task today is to wrap up the babies! Can you do it?" Gu Mengmeng glanced at the excited seven people.
"can!"
"Okay! Then you divide into three teams first, two people in one team, Zhang Ning followed me, went to recruit Abu and the others to lead seven people with two people, and then asked the robot to bring more quilts, and said yes You need to change the quilt. You have to pay attention, don't touch the sleeping baby, you will be detained by the robot, you know? Start with the awake baby first! Got it?" Gu Mengmeng said solemnly.
"Oh, I see!"
In this way, Gu Mengmeng led everyone to compete with the robot for the care of the baby.At first the robot would more than likely get stuck, as if the program didn't include instructions for this to happen.However, if the number of jams increases, it will be automatically fed back to the optical brain.
So when Gu Mengmeng was about to wrap the baby up again, the robot came over, grabbed Gu Mengmeng's hand, and the electronic eyes flashed non-stop, "No need to wrap the baby, trouble!"
Gu Mengmeng was taken aback for a moment, this is obviously not a program dialogue entered in advance, this should be the optical brain, right?Gu Mengmeng paused, opened her eyes seriously, and said nonsense, "This is our latest research topic - how to effectively prevent newborns from getting sick. Although it is a bit troublesome, you should be able to see all the parcels. Baby's babies fell asleep soon, didn't they? And their hands and feet are not restrained, which will not cause compression of bones and internal organs. I believe the data you get after the scan is the most powerful evidence."
The robot kept holding Gu Mengmeng's hand motionless, as if it was really analyzing the data.It took a long time before she let go of Gu Mengmeng.After the light on the chest flashed, the other robots stopped their hands and went to the corner to automatically connect to the power supply on their feet, which seemed to be charging.
Zhang Ning leaned over mysteriously, "Mengmeng! You are amazing, what did you say to them and they all put down their work and went to rest?"
Gu Mengmeng gave Zhang Ning a blank look, "Didn't you hear what you said? Go do your work! Don't try to be lazy!"
Zhang Ning smiled and went back to his place to feed the baby.
In Tianshu star's headquarters, the central optical brain is receiving a piece of data from its own '□□' on Yuheng star.
"Xiaotian? Xiaotian! Why are you ignoring me when I call you? Are you listening to me carefully?" Di Liu angrily stretched out his virtual claws and messed up all the data on the optical brain screen.But in a breath, the optical brain restored it, "Well, don't be naughty. I'm listening, how did Wei Qi make you angry this time?"
"Hmph! Wei Qi, a cheapskate! I just stabbed a mecha, and he's going to lock me up in a small dark room!" On the virtual screen, the little Diliu was squatting on the ground and poking his fingers.
The central optical brain found it both helpless and funny, since Wei Qi tricked Diliu back from Yaoguangxing, he didn’t make him a unique weapon, Diliu. What's more, Wei Qi's name was so vile and shameless that it directly smeared Wei Qi's reputation.At first, Wei Qi wondered why the person who asked him to compete recently was so ruthless. Later, when he found out that it was Diliu who did something good, Wei Qi couldn't bear it and threw Diliu to the central optical brain for him to help educate Diliu.
However, Wei Qi never imagined that the central optical brain has been lonely for so many years, and now a new consciousness has finally appeared, so how could he "ruthlessly" educate the emperor?Even when Diliu cried loudly and wanted a weapon of his own, the central optical brain actually used its own money.Well, that's right, the central optical brain is also paid, but its wages are generally used to maintain its various parts.Therefore, after so many years of accumulation, it is a considerable amount of crystal coins!
"Meng, Mengmeng! So, so soft, so small! What should I do? He's kicking, kicking--I ahhhhhhhhhh~ Mengmeng help me! I'm afraid! If I grab it and break it What should I do? Woohoo~ Dad!"
Gu Mengmeng twitched~ The corner of her mouth twitched, and she glanced at the corner of her eye. Nima, Zhang Ning, who was squatting, was already kneeling on the ground with a pale face, and her hands were still holding the baby. .An angry Gu Mengmeng hugged the baby and slapped them both on the back of the head.
"Aren't you still men? Especially you, don't you sing better than you? Why are you even weaker than Zhang Ning at the moment? Are you still called Dad? Thanks to you! Did the baby hurt you or Did it hurt you?"
"Pfft—" The remaining five students stood aside and laughed.
"Why are you laughing? Are your teeth so white? You may be more cowardly than the two of them! You know how to laugh when you smile. Are you going to let the robot bathe the baby?"
"Uh, no, no!" The five quails replied weakly.
"Which one of you is more courageous? Hurry up and fight, the baby is suffering, and it's time to cry again!" Gu Mengmeng asked while patting the baby's back.
"Meng, Mengmeng! I, my name is Fang, and Fang is bold! My father said that he gave me this name because he hoped that I would be bolder! That's why I am willing to try!" The thin boy raised his hands and said tremblingly.
Gu Mengmeng was overjoyed, it was good if someone came out, "Okay! You come here, Zhang Ning, and you, sober up for me, and go to the side! Come here boldly, hold the baby's neck by the neck as I said just now Back, yes! Well done! You all came over to see clearly, Zhang Ning! Help me bring the shaggy head over and adjust the water temperature to reduce the water flow! Watch my movements carefully..."
"Uh~eh—ah~ha~hee~" Fang Bold could no longer hear the sound of the outside world, as if his ears and brain had automatically filtered out other sounds, leaving only the soft, light and yet soft hands in his hands. Heavy weight!Those big dark and watery eyes, and the ravings when sucking~sucking fingers, exploded in Fang Bold's mind.
Gu Mengmeng continued, "...hold the baby's feet and gently lift it up to the baby's belly. At this time, the baby's body has not yet developed well, so the bones are very soft, so it is easy to lift it like this. It won’t hurt, is Zhang Ning’s water ready? Take it here, remember to cover the water flow with your hands, yes, that’s it, especially the legs, creases on the neck, and the creases on the neck should be cleaned, oh! The most important thing is laugh**--"
"Pfft—little, little, ****!!!"
Gu Mengmeng also flicked the baby's nipple viciously, and said with a smile, "Why, are you blushing like this? Turn around and look at it honestly, first carefully break the little nipple to the other side and then use the water flow Gently scrub with your fingers, you should pay attention to the strength of your fingers, you know? After washing it, don’t forget the other side, next is the buttocks, and the buttocks should also be cleaned! Hey hey hey! I said you have Are you listening carefully? You are so shy! Hi~" Gu Mengmeng asked while pulling the quilt to dry the baby, "Have you heard the story of Foyin and Su Dongpo?" Gu Meng didn't wait for everyone to answer Moe continued talking on her own.
"Foyin and Su Dongpo are good friends, and they are good friends who take pleasure in making fun of each other. One day the two of them were on a boat—well, playing by the river, and Su Dongpo saw the reflection of Buddha's seal in the water and laughed at it on second thought. Said, 'Foyin, Foyin, your reflection in the water is like shit! Hahaha' Foyin looked at his own reflection in the water, then looked at the reflection of his good friend and suddenly said, 'I think Your reflection looks like a Buddha!' Su Dongpo was very proud. He went back and met his younger sister—er~brother, and told his younger brother that he scolded the Buddha's seal like shit, but he said that he looked like a Buddha. Isn't this person stupid! No Thinking of Su Dongpo’s younger brother, he looked at Su Dongpo as if he was stupid~ He said, “If you have a Buddha in your heart, you will see everything as a Buddha, and you will see shit in your heart, so you will see everything as shit! You are the real stupid person.” !'" Gu Mengmeng wiped the baby's body, picked up the baby, looked at the people standing there dumbfounded, and repaired without mercy, "So why were you being shy just now?"
Everyone was ashamed. "Aren't you leaving yet? Have you brought back the quilt? Hey~ Baby is so good! Teacher--well, Mengmeng will take you to get a new quilt~ let's go! Zhang Ning, you go and get two clean bags first Get over here! Let me see what the baby's number is, um, this one!" Gu Mengmeng hugged the baby and led a group of people to the baby's crib~, teasing The baby is waiting for the quilt to arrive.
"The bag, the quilt is here, here it is!" Zhang Ning ran out of breath, he rushed over when he saw the returning classmate and grabbed two quilts before he could say anything.
"Take it under the dryer to warm up the quilt and bring it over. I'll clean the secretions from the corners of the baby's eyes first. You guys have to remember that you have to be quick and light, you know? Otherwise, it will hurt Little baby! In fact, it is best to use a cotton swab with warm water to clean the baby's nose, ears and eyes, but I can't find a cotton swab here for a while, so I will just use a bag to scrub it today!"
Finally brought over the warm blanket, Gu Mengmeng picked up the baby and took out the blanket from the crib to replace it.Fold the warm quilt in half and carefully lay it on the cot, then lay another piece of quilt in a diamond shape in the crib, and then fold a small corner in half.Remove the bag from the baby's body.Carefully hold the baby and put him on the quilt, "Everyone, you will have to pay attention in a moment, first fold a corner of the square quilt and then make the baby's shoulders flush with the crease so that when the quilt is put on It will not make it difficult for the baby to breathe. The baby's hands and legs are bent in a natural state, so we can't wrap it too tightly when we wrap it. If the wrap is too close, it will affect their development. Do you know? Place the baby well Finally, we picked up the left corner to cover the baby's belly, bypass the baby's right hand and spread it under the nest. After adjusting the blanket, it should not cover the baby's neck, and then gently pull up the corner of the baby's feet. Cover it on the belly, pull up the corner on the right side and press the corner under the baby's ass. That's it! "
"Meng, Mengmeng, won't the baby be uncomfortable being tied up like this?"
"Yes, yes! And wrapped like this, it feels like a caterpillar!"
Gu Mengmeng rolled her eyes, "What if the baby catches a cold? If you catch a cold, you will get sick and have diarrhea! And did you see the baby crying? Did you see that the baby fell asleep comfortably?"
"Hey - really, really! This, how long has it been? Little, little baby fell asleep! It's amazing!"
"Really! Look quickly, look quickly! The corners of the baby's mouth are still upturned!"
"Shhh - keep your voice down, don't be startled, just talk in a normal voice! Babies feel safe when they are wrapped in this way, so that they won't catch cold and feel safe when they are wrapped. Isn't it killing two birds with one stone to help them sleep? So your task today is to wrap up the babies! Can you do it?" Gu Mengmeng glanced at the excited seven people.
"can!"
"Okay! Then you divide into three teams first, two people in one team, Zhang Ning followed me, went to recruit Abu and the others to lead seven people with two people, and then asked the robot to bring more quilts, and said yes You need to change the quilt. You have to pay attention, don't touch the sleeping baby, you will be detained by the robot, you know? Start with the awake baby first! Got it?" Gu Mengmeng said solemnly.
"Oh, I see!"
In this way, Gu Mengmeng led everyone to compete with the robot for the care of the baby.At first the robot would more than likely get stuck, as if the program didn't include instructions for this to happen.However, if the number of jams increases, it will be automatically fed back to the optical brain.
So when Gu Mengmeng was about to wrap the baby up again, the robot came over, grabbed Gu Mengmeng's hand, and the electronic eyes flashed non-stop, "No need to wrap the baby, trouble!"
Gu Mengmeng was taken aback for a moment, this is obviously not a program dialogue entered in advance, this should be the optical brain, right?Gu Mengmeng paused, opened her eyes seriously, and said nonsense, "This is our latest research topic - how to effectively prevent newborns from getting sick. Although it is a bit troublesome, you should be able to see all the parcels. Baby's babies fell asleep soon, didn't they? And their hands and feet are not restrained, which will not cause compression of bones and internal organs. I believe the data you get after the scan is the most powerful evidence."
The robot kept holding Gu Mengmeng's hand motionless, as if it was really analyzing the data.It took a long time before she let go of Gu Mengmeng.After the light on the chest flashed, the other robots stopped their hands and went to the corner to automatically connect to the power supply on their feet, which seemed to be charging.
Zhang Ning leaned over mysteriously, "Mengmeng! You are amazing, what did you say to them and they all put down their work and went to rest?"
Gu Mengmeng gave Zhang Ning a blank look, "Didn't you hear what you said? Go do your work! Don't try to be lazy!"
Zhang Ning smiled and went back to his place to feed the baby.
In Tianshu star's headquarters, the central optical brain is receiving a piece of data from its own '□□' on Yuheng star.
"Xiaotian? Xiaotian! Why are you ignoring me when I call you? Are you listening to me carefully?" Di Liu angrily stretched out his virtual claws and messed up all the data on the optical brain screen.But in a breath, the optical brain restored it, "Well, don't be naughty. I'm listening, how did Wei Qi make you angry this time?"
"Hmph! Wei Qi, a cheapskate! I just stabbed a mecha, and he's going to lock me up in a small dark room!" On the virtual screen, the little Diliu was squatting on the ground and poking his fingers.
The central optical brain found it both helpless and funny, since Wei Qi tricked Diliu back from Yaoguangxing, he didn’t make him a unique weapon, Diliu. What's more, Wei Qi's name was so vile and shameless that it directly smeared Wei Qi's reputation.At first, Wei Qi wondered why the person who asked him to compete recently was so ruthless. Later, when he found out that it was Diliu who did something good, Wei Qi couldn't bear it and threw Diliu to the central optical brain for him to help educate Diliu.
However, Wei Qi never imagined that the central optical brain has been lonely for so many years, and now a new consciousness has finally appeared, so how could he "ruthlessly" educate the emperor?Even when Diliu cried loudly and wanted a weapon of his own, the central optical brain actually used its own money.Well, that's right, the central optical brain is also paid, but its wages are generally used to maintain its various parts.Therefore, after so many years of accumulation, it is a considerable amount of crystal coins!
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