The general's spouse is an early childhood educator

Today is the third day since Gu Mengmeng and the others arrived at Yuheng, and it is also the first day of school.According to the content of the text message sent by the college, Gu Mengmeng and Abu arrived at the designated place early and sat down in an inconspicuous place.

As the bell rang, a chubby teacher walked in with a stick in his hand.Gu Mengmeng watched in shock as she squinted her eyes and strode forward with her fat legs. She brushed her hair as if she was being handsome, then raised her orchid finger and tapped it with the little stick in her palm—"Ka "Click" twice, the tabletop of the podium automatically sank, revealing a machine that resembled an eyeball.

Abu nervously held Gu Mengmeng's hand and asked in a low voice, "Mengmeng, Mengmeng! What, what is this for?"

Gu Mengmeng turned her head slightly, and squirmed her lower lip, "I don't know, don't talk for now, let's see how others do it and follow suit, there will be no mistakes in the end!"

Abu looked at Gu Mengmeng and then at the other people in the classroom who were not surprised at all, and immediately straightened his posture and sat up straight.

Gu Mengmeng looked at such obedient Abu from the corner of her eye and was speechless for a while, she was really silly and sweet, what I said was to see how he 'does' and we just follow suit, not how he 'sit'!If you are so stupid, you might even count the money for someone if you get cheated!

"Hello everyone! I am your teacher, um, the teacher in charge of your class. Now let me introduce myself, my name is Dianshu, you can call me Uncle Shu, ahem~ I'm just kidding, I'm not so good as a teacher. Old man, at most he’s just as tall as you are!” Dianshu said as he stretched out his little thumb and drew a little knot, “So you should respect the old and love the young, cough cough what, this Yuheng star is just like this School of Nursing, School of Nursing is the only one of me! So you have to love me! Do you understand?"

"Pfft—" A student in the classroom couldn't help laughing, "Teacher, are you young or old?"

"That's right, do we want to respect you? Or do we want to love you? Hahahaha~"

"At first I thought that the teacher would be a black-faced god, but I didn't expect to be so funny! Hehe~ class shouldn't be so boring now!"

Abu was also amused by the teacher's nonsensical words. Only Gu Mengmeng knows that this kind of teacher is the most difficult to fool. It is not easy to liven up the scene within 3 minutes after entering. Because here are the reasons for becoming indifferent who have little knowledge and have not been washed away by the fast pace of society.

"Tsk tsk, classmate, the teacher remembers you~ It's really not very polite to ask the teacher's age!"

"Hahahaha~" The man mentioned was obviously taken aback and then shrugged helplessly, which immediately triggered a new round of laughter.

"Ahem, be quiet!" Dianshu crossed his hands and gestured for silence, "Since you all want to know this secret, then I'll tell you, umh, listen carefully, I'll just say it once—" See Seeing the students below holding their breath and watching him eagerly, Dianshu shook his head proudly, "Teacher, I have a flower every year!"

"Puff——hahahaha" Gu Mengmeng couldn't hold back her laughter for a moment, "Hahahaha~ Nima! Three eight!!! Puff—hmm—" Laughing, Gu Mengmeng suddenly felt a little cold behind her , looked up and saw that the teacher was glaring at him angrily, Gu Mengmeng's mouth twitched, and she looked around stiffly.I found that the students around me used 'You are not four stupid', 'What's so ridiculous about a flower every year? 'Looking at him, Gu Mengmeng felt that this was the rhythm of a dog leash, even Abulou secretly pulled Gu Mengmeng's sleeve and looked at him worriedly, "Mengmeng~ why are you laughing so loudly all of a sudden? !Scared me!"

Gu Mengmeng jumped, (T▽T) How can you stupid human beings understand the joke of a big man pointing at an orchid and saying that he has 'one flower every year'!fall!

"Hmph~ That classmate, what did the teacher say that made you smile so happily?" Dianshu approached the 'eyeball' that was still swaying from side to side, and tapped it with the stick in his hand. The eyeballs that were still spinning paused for a moment, then blinked, and the eyeballs were projected face-on and widened ~ a 3D stereoscopic image - that is the basic information of everyone!

It turns out that the 'eyeballs' that have been turning left and right are doing roll call and checking basic information!Gu Mengmeng later found out that this is the legendary "electronic roll call". It is said that it has thermal induction and body scanning, plus local recognition, which is a magic weapon for skipping classes and substitute classes!

Dianshu slid down the page and scrolled a few times, and finally stopped in front of a 3D image, "Huh? Gu Meng? Well, this waist and ass are good, 24 years old? Sit down and introduce yourself !"

When Gu Mengmeng saw the [-]D image projected by the 'eyeballs', she had an intuition that it was not good. Sure enough, she heard the teacher say that his waist and ass are good, Gu Mengmeng's face is full of black lines, look, look, Retribution is coming!Tell you to laugh again Tell you to laugh again!

Abu tugged at Gu Mengmeng lightly, and whispered, "Mengmeng~ Teacher asked you to introduce yourself!"

Gu Mengmeng snapped back to her senses, and stood up awkwardly, "Well~ My name is Gu Meng, from Yaoguangxing! I am 24 years old, my hobby: eating, my dream: to be a good preschool teacher! Thank you!" He bowed and was about to sit down, but as soon as he looked up, he saw the teacher flashing aside with a hellish expression, not to mention what the hell was it that he was standing on one leg and half his body was about to turn around but still staring at him with a distorted expression?

Gu Mengmeng looked at Abu, and Abu was also puzzled. Gu Mengmeng was looking at other people, and when she saw the expressions on other people's faces, she felt a 'click' in her heart, thinking that it could not be her. Is there something wrong with the way you introduce yourself?This is in Interstellar, but I habitually use it in my self-introduction in the 21st century... The more I think about Gu Mengmeng, the more frightened I feel. Step on it?

"Hey, um, student Gu Meng is from a small place, so it's inevitable that he won't know how to introduce himself. Please forgive me!" Gu Mengmeng felt as if she had been shot in the chest.

Then Teacher Dianshu continued, "The citizens of Yaoguang Star have only moved here not long ago, and they are not allowed to have too many high-end equipment as a third-level star, so if there is anything unreasonable about them in the future, everyone should be more tolerant!" Gu Mengmeng felt that she was shot in the chest again.

"Then the classmate who asked the teacher how old he was just now will give a formal self-introduction to Gu Meng!" Gu Mengmeng felt that her blood tank was empty, and looked at the group of "so it is", With a 'very pitiful' expression, Gu Mengmeng just wanted to say, teacher, didn't you really do it on purpose?