"Puchi—oh~um—" Mr. Wei groaned subconsciously while clenching his fists and closing his eyes and breath.

The old man Cheng next door was really angry and hated. He felt that his fame and old face were all lost!Although I didn't fart straight in front of the juniors, but it's okay to fart all the time in the toilet~ I don't even have time to take off my pants, but I still have to squat with the old man Wei!It's fine to squat together!Nima, who is the bastard who designed the excrement room! ?If I say it, I will definitely not beat him to death!I will definitely beat him to death!What the hell is the face-to-face 'couple pit'?I still have to listen to his groans while defecating!And listen to the sound of his excretion! ! !Can I really pull it out?I must have done too many bad things in my previous life to have such a result today! qaq

Facts have proved that Mr. Cheng can pull it out, because he really can't hold back!

Slev, who was outside the door, thought that the two of them would not be able to fight together, and the old man was so insidious, he said that it was all right for him to beat someone in the face, so he wanted to say hello to his face!So the precipice had to protect his face while maintaining the posture of covering his head with both hands, and in a blink of an eye he saw the two old men rushing forward in a hurry.Slev was stunned for a long time but didn't realize what was going on, and finally he could only let go of his hands in embarrassment, and walked in front of Gu Mengmeng.

Every time he took a step closer, Gu Mengmeng couldn't help but take a small step back. Slev frowned displeasedly, "Little guy, why do you back off when I get close to you, is grandpa so scary?"

Gu Mengmeng resisted the urge to vomit and nodded, "Grandpa Slev, you - why don't you go back and wash and change your clothes before coming over?" Can you stop approaching?I'm going to throw up!The fragrance on her body is ten miles away, but your body smells ten miles away!Nima, look at your sharp figure again, the ripped trousers hanging on your legs, the messy hair and the gradually darkening skin, it's your facial features!Nima!Is the lump of shit coming out of the nose, eyes and ears?Vomit - I'm going to vomit just thinking about it!

"Don't—don't come here! Vomit—" In the end, Gu Mengmeng couldn't help but vomited it out. Since she only drank a few mouthfuls of soup in the morning, what she vomited this time was yellow bile instead of nothing. Gu Mengmeng blocked it, and Abu and the three little buns who were hiding behind Gu Mengmeng faced Slev, who smelled sour and mixed with the smell of rotten eggs, and had a pus-like face.

"vomit--"

"Uh-uh-"

There was a series of retching sounds one after another.Slev's old face is turning green, do I look so disgusting?One or two sees me throwing up?Slev raised his foot and was about to catch Gu Mengmeng in front of his eyes to ask clearly, when he moved suddenly, he found that there was a lump of yellow-green shit on his nose, "Huh? What is this?" Slev stretched out his hand So he took off the lump on his nose, and rubbed the unknown thing with his index finger and thumb back and forth, and found that the thing was still elastic, but the smell was not very pleasant, and it had an indescribable smell.

As soon as Gu Mengmeng, who was retching, looked up, she saw Slev rubbing the solidified eye mucus from his eyes, and then there was an unknown object in his nostrils appearing on the top of Gu Mengmeng's head, and he was in a bad mood. !Vomited so dizzy.

Seeing Gu Mengmeng vomiting so hard, Slev stretched out his hand to pat Gu Mengmeng's back after bouncing off the unknown object on his fingertips.Unexpectedly, the movement of extending his hand was too big, revealing his swarthy arm. Slev retracted his hand in embarrassment and spread it out in front of himself, thinking doubtfully that he was obviously not so dark, so why did he suddenly become so dark?Um?How can I not know when there is black dirt between the fingers?

Slev scratched his head in embarrassment, and instantly felt that this hand~ felt wrong, why is it a little dry?Take a look at the paws, there is a large piece of snow-white tissue on the black fingers?Slev scratched his head again in disbelief, and a small snow-white flake fell instantly, which made Gu Mengmeng want to faint as soon as he rolled his eyes.

Slev's face turned red with embarrassment, apparently Gu Mengmeng and the little buns couldn't tell, "That, that! Actually, actually, Grandpa just used the particle decontamination machine yesterday! Really! Hehehe! You, you first—" Slev originally wanted to say go back to the house and wait for us to come out, but when he thought of the house that was destroyed by his own fart, he could only smile naively, "Hey, how about you first Stay here? Don’t come with them! Grandpa will be back in a while! Immediately! Come back soon! Soon!” Slev rushed back to the dormitory after speaking, fearing that he would be late Got caught by someone else!

After Slev left for a while, Gu Mengmeng stopped retching, but when she thought of the dandruff, the unidentified objects coming out of the ears, eyes and nose, and the sour smell and excrement smell on her body, Gu Mengmeng Moe wants to vomit again!Vomit - no!Can't think about it anymore!Nima, it's really disgusting!It's more lethal than that fart!

Gu Mengmeng covered her mouth to relax for a while, then turned to look at the little buns behind her, and saw that the little buns looked at Gu Mengmeng pitifully with red noses and eyes, which made Gu Mengmeng feel sad Unbelievable, originally, it’s fine if I was robbed of breakfast. I just finished drinking the soup and haven’t digested it yet, and then such a disgusting thing happened again. Look at the soup on the ground, it’s all from Xiaobaozi and Abu. "Hmm - is it better? Let's go to the pavilion in front and sit down first!"

"Mengmeng!" Abu cried, "Mengmeng! My soup! Woohoo~ My soup is all spit out! The soup poured into my mouth when I was in the house, but I still tried to swallow it Swallow it back!" Hearing these words, Gu Mengmeng felt nauseous again, but Abu didn't seem to notice the twitching corners of Gu Mengmeng's mouth and continued, "But just now, Grandpa Slev really It stinks and is disgusting! Then Abu couldn’t hold back for a while and vomited it out! Look! Mengmeng! My soup is wasted! Woohoo~ My heart hurts to death!” The little buns beside him also had a look What a pity, Gu Mengmeng looked really angry and funny, "Okay, okay! Can't you make it up next time?"

The little buns then talked with each other with joy on their faces, "That's great! But why did grandpa suddenly become so dirty?"

"Hmm—maybe it's because of rolling on the ground?"

"Then why is it so smelly?"

Abu hurriedly said, "It must be grandpa who doesn't like cleaning! Mengmeng needs us to clean it up with a particle decontamination machine every day before going to bed! It must be grandpa, he went to bed without cleaning it up last night, so the ears and nose will grow grass of!"

"It's so scary! I must use a particle decontaminator to clean it up every day and sleep! I don't want to become stinky!" Yu Baozi said and slapped his nose with his hand, as if the smell was still there like.

Fan Baozi and Nian Xiao Baozi nodded solemnly, "Yes! You can only eat meat if you listen to Mengmeng's words!"

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