President, I want to be your cat [Entertainment]

How could the Lord be so stupid. 】

Qiaoqian discussed with the system: "The jar is a family heirloom, so I'll just take honey, okay? I can change to a more beautiful jar."

System: [No! 】

Housewarming: "I am very suspicious now, you and that man colluded, just to punish Lao Tzu, right?"

System: "With the IQ of the host...we don't need to collude..."

The butler came out of the kitchen at this time, looked at Qiaoqian who was still standing there stupidly, and asked. "Hurry up and send it up, where is the honey water you brewed?"

Qiaoqian said innocently, "Ji Tianyuan took it away, and he said that the honey jar is his family heirloom."

As soon as this sentence came out, the housekeeper's face turned red with anger, and he pointed at him, "How did you learn to lie at such a young age? And can you call the owner's name whatever you want?"

Qiaoqian stood there, also choked with anger, "I didn't lie."

The butler was even more angry. For so many years, no one who has worked under him has been respectful to him, "You don't learn well at a young age, and the owner always gets up at six o'clock on time. You actually said that the owner took you away?" , and calling the honey jar an heirloom is ridiculous. Did you get beaten?"

Housewarming: "..." It's not just the hostess, the assistant, the veterinarian, and the housekeeper who are annoying.Can be mad at people.

Qiaoqian's temper also came up, "Why are you and me fierce? You are going to find Ji Tianyuan."

"You still don't know how to repent." The butler sneered and took out his ruler. "I'm going to teach you how to be an honest person today."

"Uncle housekeeper, what are you playing?" The two turned their heads to look.

Ji Tianyuan held Ji Anan and stood at the top of the stairs watching them.

The butler quickly put away the ruler, raised his neck and said with a smile on his face. "The owner got up really early today."

Qiaoqian pointed to Ji Tianyuan upstairs and said, "Don't put it away if you have the ability, he took the honey, go and beat him. He spanked his ass, hard."

housekeeper:"..."

Ji Tianyuan; "..."

Ji Anan: "Why did the housekeeper spank uncle?"

Housewarming: "What are you doing throwing the ruler at my feet? I despise you!"

☆、22|Three in one chapter

Housewarming: "What are you doing throwing the ruler at my feet? I despise you!"

There was silence in the air for a while.

"If you don't call the master, you will be punished for an extra week." Ji Tianyuan stood upstairs and looked down at him.

Qiaoqian had a dark face and stopped talking.

Ji Tianyuan said to the housekeeper, "Today, we will switch to Chinese dishes."

The butler nodded, "Okay."

Ji Anan got down from Ji Tianyuan's arms, and said strangely, "Huh? This uncle looks familiar." He frowned and thought for a while, "Are you that police uncle?"

"The police uncle with the fake hand~gun?"

Qiaoqian smiled awkwardly, not knowing how to tell the kid.

"What are you doing here in a daze?" The housekeeper looked at Housewarmer, who was standing there like a black-faced evil spirit, with no eyesight, "Hurry up and prepare clothes for the Patriarch."

Qiaoqian's eyelids twitched, he endured it, turned around and left.

"Uncle Li." Ji Tianyuan looked at Qiaoqian's stubborn background upstairs, with a gloomy expression. "He is my friend, I hope you can take good care of him."

The butler was taken aback by Ji Tianyuan's solemn tone, and quickly said, "Yes, it's my fault. I, I don't know..."

"Well, those who don't know don't blame it." Ji Tianyuan said lightly, "This is not an example."

"Uncle, are you friends with that police uncle?" Ji Anan waited with big round eyes, "Then can you ask him to help find Xiao Hui?"

Ji Tianyuan frowned, "Xiao An, there are many well-behaved and sensible kittens in the pet shop, why do you never forget Xiao Hui?"

Ji Anan pouted aggrievedly, "Xiaohui is different from other kittens. He can understand what I say and play with me. I don't know where he went."

Ji Tianyuan stroked his little head soothingly.

Housewarming took the ironed new clothes and sent them to Ji Tianyuan's room.

Listening to the sound of water flowing from the bathroom, Housewarming smiled triumphantly.This honey must be in the bedroom, he can't bring it in when he takes a bath.

He looked around the room on tiptoe, with mischievous eyebrows.

"did you find it?"

Hearing the sound, Qiaoqian turned his head abruptly.Seeing the man's wet hair casually scattered around his ears, he smiled obsequiously, "Master...Master, I'm here to dry your hair for you, and I'm looking for a hairdryer."

Ji Tianyuan stared at him for a while, "I don't have this habit."

Hearing what he said, Qiaoqian hurriedly said, "Well, then I went out?"

Ji Tianyuan's deep eyes stared at him for a while and said, "Today is the weekend, I am on vacation."

Housewarming was unclear, so he blinked, "Oh..."

Ji Tianyuan's eyes narrowed slightly, "I'll take Xiaoan to the supermarket in a while, you go change your clothes and go with us."

Housewarming didn't want to go, the man left and he could take the opportunity to find honey, he yawned a few times. "I can be sleepy, can I not go?"

"What do you think?"

"no?"

"Ah."

Ji Tianyuan's eyes darkened a little, his lips curled up, "The hair dryer is in the bathroom."

Qiaoqian took a deep breath and said as calmly as possible, "Aren't you in the habit of blowing your hair?"

Ji Tianyuan, "I'll get used to it in the future."

Unable to move, I had to go to the bathroom to get a hair dryer.Looking at the tall man, "Master, sit down first."

Ji Tianyuan sat down obediently, Qiaoqian picked up the hair dryer and blew on his head.

Feeling that soft hand twiddling his hair, warmth flowed in his heart.

It's almost blown.Housewarming turned off the hair dryer and prepared to put it back in the bathroom.

"I added you on WeChat last night."

Only then did Qiaoqian remember that his cell phone ran out of battery when he arrived at Ji Tianyuan's house yesterday.It's still charging off.

"You didn't agree."

Qiaoqian suddenly thought of a good way, "Give me the honey, and I will add you on WeChat."

Ji Tianyuan narrowed his eyes and looked at him meaningfully, "Threatening me?"

Housewarming was a little proud, with a happy smile on his face, but he said, "How dare you."

"I didn't ask the master to add one week, but threatened the master to add one month." Ji Tianyuan looked at Qiaoqian's colorful face with satisfaction, "Now admit your mistake obediently, maybe I will change my mind."

Housewarming: "..." I don't recognize it!You can add whatever you want, anyway, I will leave after three days.

Housewarming: "System, is there any props that can fix this hateful man."

System: [Yes, you don't have task coins anymore. 】

Housewarming: "Can I pay in advance?"

System: [Impossible. 】

Supermarket.

The shopping cart is full of things that children like, and it has piled up.

Ji Anan pulled Qiaoqian's pants and looked at him pitifully, "Uncle Qiao, I can't fit the car, can you go get another car?"

Qiaoqian watched two full shopping carts being pushed by the bodyguards who came out together, and there was an empty shopping cart. Ji Anan sat in it and directed the bodyguards to empty the shelves.

People around looked at them frequently.Qiaoqian was a little speechless, thought for a while and said, "Xiao An, can you finish eating so many things you bought?"

Ji Anan blinked, looking innocent and cute, "If you can't finish eating, you can share it with everyone."

Ji Tianyuan didn't seem to think there was anything wrong with this, and patted his head, "Xiao An, I'll go get the shopping cart with you, Uncle Qiao, and buy back everything you want to buy today." He may not see him for several months on a business trip, so he will try his best to satisfy his little nephew with things that make him happy.

Qiaoqian looked at the man who followed him to pick up the shopping cart, and the corners of his mouth twitched, "Can I not call you master outside? After all, there are so many people watching."

"Yes." The man nodded understandingly. ""

Housewarming was silent for a while. "No matter how you add it, three days will be three days, and I won't do it for one more day."

Ji Tianyuan looked at him, "Then you can try."

Qiaoqian nodded and said, "Well, I really want to try."

Ji Tianyuan stared at Qiaoqian sharply for a while, then suddenly bent his lips, "Very good, I'm looking forward to it."

Qiao Qian thought that the man would get angry and sneer, but why did he never expect him to say that, so he was still looking forward to it?what to expect

The two found the place to pick up the shopping cart, and there were all kinds of bubble gum in cartons on the small shelf next to it.

Qiaoqian glanced at it, and heard the person behind him ask, "Why, what flavor do you like?"

Housewarming thought for a while, "Strawberry flavored."

The person behind gave a low laugh, "The strawberry flavor doesn't come with a mace, but the chocolate flavor does."

Housewarming is what he said tomorrow. There is chewing gum on the shelf on the left, and condoms that look like chewing gum on the right.

Qiao Qian's face turned red, and he said sternly, "What are you talking about to me?"

Ji Tianyuan squinted at him, "Of course I want to buy it."

Housewarming immediately thought of something, and his face became even more rosy, "You, what are you buying it for?"

Ji Tianyuan's eyes darkened a bit, "Of course it is."

Qiaoqian said, "What do you mean? I work hard and don't sell myself."

A smile crossed Ji Tianyuan's eyes, "Did I say I would use it with you?"

Qiaoqian coughed awkwardly, "Oh."

Ji Tianyuan, "Why, very disappointed?"

Housewarming made a fuss, "You can use it with whoever you like, why should I be disappointed." After speaking, he hurriedly pushed the car and walked forward.

Ji Tianyuan: "Well... I also have a pack of honey flavor."

Hearing this, Qiaoqian walked quickly. After walking a long distance, he thought of waiting for him. When he looked back, he almost staggered and fell to the ground.

"Be careful." Qiaoqian was supported by someone, raised his head to thank him, and saw a familiar face.

Liu Mingchu showed him a friendly smile, "Housewarming, what a coincidence."

Housewarming: "..." I really linger.

Liu Mingchu asked again, "Did you come to the supermarket by yourself? I was alone too, or... let's go together."

"Hehe, I'm here with my friends, so go ahead and leave me alone."

Liu Mingchu frowned, "Qiaoqian, do you hate me? Is there some misunderstanding between us?"

Qiaoqian looked at him in surprise, "Why did you say that?"

Liu Mingchu looked deeply, "I added you on WeChat, but you also refused. I called you twice to ask you to come out to play, but you also refused. Now that we meet, I want to go to the supermarket with you, but you also refuse."

Well, Liu Mingchu is quite self-aware.

Qiaoqian didn't bother to hide it, and smiled mockingly, "Do you like men?"

Liu Mingchu was taken aback for a moment before realizing, "You think I like men, so you refuse to be friends with me?"

Qiaoqian neither admitted nor denied, waiting for his next words.

Liu Mingchu frowned, "I don't know what caused you to misunderstand me, but I'm definitely not gay. I also hate homosexuality."

Qiaoqian nodded in satisfaction, and smiled at Liu Mingchu, "I am the gay you say is annoying. So we are not suitable to be friends."

Liu Mingchu looked at Qiaoqian in astonishment, and it took him a while to realize, "That's not what I meant."

Qiaoqian smiled meaningfully, "Why do you want to say, I misunderstood, in fact, you are also gay, and you just said that because you were afraid that I would hate you?"

Liu Mingchu's face turned blue and white at the sight of that mocking smile.

Qiao Qian shrugged his shoulders, not planning to talk to him any more, but just after he walked out, Liu Mingchu chased him again.

Qiaoqian frowned, looked at him, and asked displeasedly, "Is there anything else you can do?"

Liu Mingchu rubbed his nose in embarrassment, then paused for a while before saying, "You didn't come yesterday, Xiuyuan waited very anxiously. I went to your house to look for you several times."

Qiaoqian was slightly taken aback, "You also went yesterday? Do you know the senior?"

Liu Mingchu nodded, "Well, I also went yesterday, I finished my words, I'll go first."

Qiaoqian's brows were furrowed. In the previous life, Liu Mingchu and the senior were just nodding acquaintances.How could he be so familiar in this life?

how so?Could it be that Liu Mingchu felt that he couldn't hook up with this springboard, so he went to get the senior's idea?

But now he is just a little salty fish in the entertainment circle, how did he think that he could be his springboard in the future?

Housewarming: "Is there any task that can be completed immediately, I want to exchange for task coins."

System: [Main quest, get apron props. 】

Housewarming puzzled: "Apron props?"

System: [There is a condom promotion ahead, buy a box of contraceptives and get a lace apron.Obtain the apron props to get 800 task coins. 】

Housewarming, "..." Why are the tasks issued by the system always so weird.

System: [It must be purchased by the true love object to be valid, and the one purchased by the host itself is invalid. 】

Qiao Qian was angry, "I don't want mission coins anymore, I don't do missions anymore."

System: [Originally, this task was released after the host obtained the honey item, but now it is only triggered in advance.If you don't complete the task within three days, you will turn into a cat. 】

Housewarming: "..." Riding a tiger is hard to get off.

What should he do?