When I was a child, my mother asked me with a gentle face what I wanted to be when I grew up. I tilted my head and thought for a while and said, "I want to drive a big wood to conquer the world."

Mother's face twitched a bit but she continued to ask gently, "What about after conquering the world?"

I turned my head and looked at my father who was watching TV, then seriously said to my mother's flowery face, "Then I want to meet all the beautiful sisters in the world!" I bit my finger and added, " Big ass and big boobs like in dad's book!"

"..." My mother still smiled at me gently.

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Three seconds later, the mother grabbed the father's collar with a smile on her face, "Hey, Ana, did you show the child something strange again?"

"No!! Darling, you have to trust me!!!"

"How could that child say that kind of thing!!! Say! Which disk did you put the complete works of Cang【Pyr】Kong!"

"Darling, Darling! I promise I never knew about Sora Aoi Muto Ran Ozawa Maria or something I never watched!!!

puff! ! "

"Sinai!!!"

Eating my fingers and looking at the battlefield where the pots and pans were flying around, I suddenly thought of something, stood up, went to the cradle, picked up the screaming girl, covered her excited eyes with one hand and said.

"Sister, don't look at it, it's an adult's dirty world..."

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I accidentally got involved in something strange, and now I am facing the same problem. Although the members of the Simon family are all mafia with dark childhoods, according to current observations, everyone except Kato Juli is psychological. Pure good boy.This means that I love Dillhead [false] must take on the arduous task of maintaining the family atmosphere and removing harmful tumors.

In order to prevent the dirty world of adults from contaminating Yanzhen’s pure hearts, I conduct a surprise inspection of Kato Juli’s room every week and seize the witnesses and evidence, and then put the tied-up Kato Juli in front of the TV to watch. During the six-hour uninterrupted China X TV news broadcast, I had to correct the three views of Kato Juli WS, and fully let him be a new man under the baptism of the Communist Party.

Generally, Juli Kato will settle down for a few days after such a process is completed. You don't expect a person on the verge of mental breakdown to do anything, right?

"Then, that, can Edir let Julie go?...Julie is already foaming..." The good old man Yanzhen finally couldn't help but speak.

I sat on the soft cushion and took a sip of the freshly brewed tea. I said to Yanzhen earnestly, "Yanzhen, you must know that Kato Juli has developed antibodies to the China X TV news network recently. We must strengthen the dose, and it only lasted for three hours. X's flying new X Zhuge is nothing to Julie, is it, Julie?"

It's a pity that Juli Kato can no longer hear what I say from the bottom of my heart.

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The others headed by Yan Zhen trembled unanimously, it would really kill people if this continues.

"By the way, Yanzhen, I'm going to take a trip." I put down the teacup.

"...Bingsheng?" Yan Zhen paused for a moment, "Are you also going to inquire about information this time?"

"...Hmm." How could I tell Yanzhen that I was actually asked out by a netizen and wanted to go shopping at a discount mall! ! !

"Then Aidil is careful on the road..." Yan Zhen pulled out a shy smile.

not good!My sense of guilt is even deeper!

++++++++++++++++++This is the dividing line of Bingsheng++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Naturally, I changed into the literary girl costume from last time. I believe that the omniscient Kami-sama still believes that my RP will not meet the Obsidian Trio or the Rabbits by such a coincidence.It's been half a year since the last time, isn't Ah Hai still holding grudges?I came out this time mainly to make soy sauce, really.

Why didn’t the people who promised to meet at the entrance of the park not come? I leaned against the wall and looked up at the sky. Bingsheng is indeed a good place, with good law and order, green trees and shade, and countless cute creatures.

"Mie hahaha!!! The takoyaki belongs to Master Lanbo!!!"

"Lanbo don't run away!!!"

A kid with an afro quickly ran over, followed by a... egg?

"Lanbo-chan, Ippei-chan, don't run around!!!" It was a girl's voice.

"Idiot Yiping can't catch up with Mr. Lanbo! Li~~!" The afro boy grimaced while running, and then slammed into my foot...

The kid with the afro who fell down sat up and looked at the empty hand, then looked at the takoyaki that fell not far away, and burst into tears.

"Master Rambo's takoyaki is gone~~~~~~~!!!!"

I reached out and picked up the child with an afro and looked at him for three seconds... I finally knew what this inexplicable familiar feeling was... More desperate things were yet to come. A short-haired girl in a short skirt was chasing him eggs [? 】 Panting, he ran over and bowed at 90 degrees.

"I'm sorry! My little one has caused you trouble!"

I knew Kami sama that you really didn't believe my RP... Who is this short-haired girl, Kyoko! !I'm already full of insiders, Kami sama! ! !

"May I ask, are you Adil-chan?" Kyoko shrugged her hair in embarrassment. "We agreed to meet here."

"Yes" I answered reflexively.

When I realized it, I thought, 'It's over!It has already been finalized! '

Kyoko didn't feel the entanglement in my heart, and smiled with absolute healing.

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"I'm really sorry, Adil-chan, I always thought you were a boy." Jingzi smiled awkwardly, "Today, Lanbo Yiping insisted on following, and I caused you trouble."

"It's nothing...I'm used to it." I mean it.

After Kyoko and I met like this, the gentle and hospitable Kyoko invited me to her house, and I didn’t have any reason to refuse, so I just followed along. Can't stop me! ! ! !

"Kyoko, didn't you say you have an older brother?" I wanted to know where the plot had gone.

"My brother went out to practice with Cola Nero, and he said he was working hard for the sumo tournament." Kyoko helped Lanbo cover the quilt with a natural expression. "Really, my brother doesn't pay attention to his body every time."

I looked at the extremely natural Kyoko with a dark face, and suddenly I felt a little sympathetic to Zetian Rabbit and the others.

Is it the War of the Ring?It seems that the appearance of the Simon family is not far away.I gnawed on the cookies made by Kyoko and thought unscrupulously. The tone of the girl seemed to be that Eddie Heide lost the one-on-one with Skylark. With my current strength and the Simon ring that was unearthed after the future battle, How sure I am of killing the upgraded Skylark is still unknown...

Traveling through goods means a lot of pressure...really...

The author has something to say: In the ring battle, it's just soy sauce ==

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