Cry again, I will kill you

(1600 words reissued on Weibo)

When I woke up the next day, the dazzling afternoon sun leaked in through the gaps in the curtains, and the two of them were entangled under the fluffy quilt, like chocolate wrapped in marshmallows, hugging each other stickily.

Qin An opened his heavy eyelids and saw that Yu Nan was still sleeping soundly, with dry tears still hanging on his crow-feather-like eyelashes. Immediately shivering twice, a soft and confused murmur came out of the throat: "Huh?"

Qin Yu whispered concisely: "I'll go to the bathroom, and I'll hug you when I come back."

The trembling eyelashes regained their tranquility, Qin Yu tiptoed out of bed, and after putting the water back, he took a cup of warm boiled water and put it on the bedside.

"Do you have a sore throat? Do you want to get up and drink some water?"

It's not just that Yu Nan has a sore throat, except for the burning throat, the flesh and bones all over his body are as if they have been crushed and soaked in spicy and sour soup, then scooped up and glued together again, sour and swollen, I can't even use the slightest bit of strength with my fingertips.

"I can't move, you feed me."

His voice was hoarse like a fluffy puppy, and Qin Yu couldn't help laughing: "Excellent."

Yu Nan propped himself up sideways, but the unspeakable part of his lower body was still in severe pain during the process of getting up. He gasped, gritted his teeth and put the cup rim into his mouth, and asked vaguely : "Why is it so painful? Will it crack?"

Qin An was teased by him and let out a chuckle: "It's not cracked, it's just quite swollen."

Thinking about last night, Yu Nan became angry for a while: "You still have the nerve to laugh."

Qin An helped him put the water cup and climbed onto the bed, put his warm palms under the quilt, and kneaded his sore lower back, neither light nor heavy, but with just the right strength.

Hearing the other party humming comfortably like a cat, he approached maliciously: "What's wrong with me laughing? Do you dare to say that I didn't make you comfortable?"

Yu Nan was so angry that his teeth were itchy because of this person's shamelessness: "If you are more ruthless, I will experience stomach bleeding for the second time in my life."

Qin An paused for a while, and asked with a little joy: "Are you praising me?"

Yu Nan cast a sideways glance at him without making a sound, Qin An shone brightly with a little sunshine, and proudly climbed up the bamboo pole handed over.

"I didn't expect my skills to be so good, maybe it's because of my talent."

Yu Nan was about to be laughed at by him, just as he was about to raise his hand to be pushed away, the doorbell rang hastily, interrupting their tender time in bed.

He was stunned, a little confused: "What time is it? Who will knock on the door at this time?"

Qin An turned over, slowly picked up the phone from the bedside table, and looked at it. In an instant, there was a thunder that exploded on the ground, and he yelled "Fuck!" and bounced off the bed.

An ominous premonition rose in Yu Nan's heart, and he hurriedly propped up his body, a hot stinging pain appeared in a red and swollen place, and instantly spread to his limbs, making him tremble all over, almost tearing out of his eyes.

"Bai Tao and the others are here to cook!" Qin An rushed to Yun Nan's closet in a hurry, opened the drawer deftly and searched for a while: "Do you have any bigger underwear? Lend me a pair first."

Yu Nan was gasping for air in pain, her voice trembling as she spoke: "Yes, I have one for you, please bring me one too."

As soon as the words fell, a small piece of white fabric flew towards him, and landed firmly on the quilt in front of him. He gritted his teeth and endured the pain, like a slow-moving old man, slowly putting on his underwear.

This quilt really doesn't know if you don't lift it, once you lift it...

Yu Nan herself almost fainted from fright, the originally fair skin was covered with deep and shallow red marks at this moment, there were kiss marks, tooth marks, and bruises pinched by fingers on the waist and legs. Zi, he couldn't pick out a good piece of meat all over his body, it was like knocking over a peach-colored eyeshadow palette, a piece of colorful, as wonderful as it could be.

He was about to thoroughly criticize Qin An's brutal and inhumane behavior, but when he looked up, he saw that the other party had already dug out a suit of loose clothes from his closet and put them on, giving orders in a hurry.

"Hide inside, I'll go out and send them to the kitchen, and I'll come back later to clean them up for you."

He left in too much haste, whistling like a gust of wind, and rolled out the door, leaving Yunan alone in a daze, his mind froze, and he didn't even know whether the cleaning he said was helping to clean up the house, or coming back to clean up himself.

In the living room, when Qin Yu opened the door, Bai Tao and Xu Mengran had already dialed his and Yu Nan's voice calls respectively.

The moment he met his gaze, Bai Tao was stunned for a moment, and suddenly blushed and whispered, "You have... a tooth mark on your neck."

Qin An stared at her condescendingly: "You are the only one with good eyes? You can see everything so clearly every day?"

"I just want to remind you, why are you so fierce?" Bai Tao muttered and knocked him away, pulling Xu Mengran into the door.

Qin An went home and brought the ingredients over, and ordered the kitchen to be done before going into the bathroom to wash up.

When the doorbell rang again, Lin Anning was wearing a fluorescent green hoodie, looking quite like a chirping parrot, flapping its wings and bumping into him, screaming loudly: "Brother Qin, I haven't seen you for a long time, I really want to kill you It's gone! Let me see if you are white?"

Qin Yu picked up his hat and threw it aside to warn: "Don't f*cking touch, I have a partner!"

Tong Rui, who followed in, snorted coldly, pretending that he was not there at the door, changed his shoes, and went into the kitchen to help.

The small kitchen was filled to the brim for a while, Qin An walked in, and ordered a group of noisy people in an orderly manner like the uncle.

First pointing to Xu Mengran, he said: "You are still quite agile, wash and cut the vegetables and meat that should be cooked first," and then still gave Baitao a stainless steel basin: "I have prepared the seasoning, you put on gloves Just put the chicken wings and pork belly in here and marinate them. Cut the chicken wings with a flower knife first. Do you know how to do this? Be careful not to cut your hands, I don’t want to eat bloody chicken wings.”

white pottery:"……"

Turning around, he found a young master who was about the same size as himself standing behind him. Qin Yu threw him a bag of shrimps and a plate and raised his eyebrows: "You are a nine-level waste in the kitchen. You can always peel fresh shrimps into shrimps." ? Remember to use a toothpick to shave off the shrimp threads, if you don’t know how to do it, you can check it online,” then pushed the person out: “The toothpick is on the coffee table in the living room, go out and peel it, it’s too big to be crowded.”

Tong Rui, who was driven out mercilessly, sneered and left with the materials.

In the end, Qin Yu grabbed Lin Anning's hat like a chicken and arrested him: "You are better at it, so just stay in the kitchen and help the whole process."

Lin Anning raised the chicken's head and asked innocently: "Where is my Brother Nan?"

Qin An changed the subject: "You still count on him to help? Then do you still want to have dinner tonight?"

What Lin Anning wanted to express was not at all: "I'm just asking where Brother Nan has gone, why haven't I seen him?"

Before he finished his sentence, the subject of discussion came to the door by himself. He was wearing a black turtleneck and thin sweater, which made his whole body more like the soft white snow on the ebony window eaves, with his skin protruding from the inside Delicate and moist milky white, only the lips are a little swollen, like a garnet with excellent clarity, revealing a silky and translucent water red.

He leaned on the sliding door frame of the kitchen, his voice was hoarse but soft: "You all started working? Do you need my help?"

Everyone in the room stopped what they were doing and turned to look at him.

It was too late and then too soon, Qin An was distracted, the little parrot in his hand suddenly broke free from his clutches, flapped its wings happily and rushed towards Yu Nan who was standing at the kitchen door, beautiful and fragile like an exhibit— —

"My brother Nan, why did you come out! Your An Ning baby wants to kill you—"

Yu Nan's pupils trembled in an instant, and the green shadow was reflected in the pupils, and they continued to enlarge and enlarge in despair...

The moment the parrot collided with him, he gasped with a "hiss", and before the pain of being crushed to pieces reached his nerve endings, he felt that he was already a dead person.

"Don't touch him!"

Before Qin An's brain could react, his body took a step forward. In the blink of an eye, he grabbed Lin Anning's hat behind him, flung it back recklessly, and when Yunan's upper body was about to fall backwards, At that moment at a ninety-degree angle, he rushed up and grabbed his waist...

Then, just like the classic freeze-frame scene in the dog-blood idol drama, he ended with a tango pose, meeting Yu Nan's tear-filled eyes.

She asked with concern: "How is it? Are you all right?"

"No—" Yunan gritted her teeth, her voice changed in pain, "Not dead."

Qin Yu breathed a sigh of relief, and the two stood up straight in shock, only to realize that everyone in the room was focusing on the two of them like a black cat sheriff, their eyes staring like copper bells, shooting out Lightning-savvy.

Qin Yu and Yu Nan: "..."

Xu Mengran blinked while holding a handful of lettuce: "Yu Nan..."

The disposable glove in Bai Tao's hand was ripped apart: "Qin An, you..."

Lin Anning half-lyed on the chopping board to stabilize her body: "Brother Nan, I..."

Tong Rui crossed his arms and leaned on the sofa and asked, "You two, what did you do last night?"

Qin Yu was startled: "Fuck! You can see this fucking?"

Bai Tao cleared his throat unnaturally, his eyes were vaguely full of joy and gossip, but he still reminded in a reserved voice: "We are not blind."

Xu Mengran asked: "So... is that what we think?"

Qin An thought that sooner or later the pot would have to be dropped, so he stopped hiding it: "Ah, I... used up that thing."

Bai Tao and Xu Mengran gasped at the same time, screaming "Aww" so loudly that the mountains and rivers were shaken, rolled up their sleeves and prepared to start a brutal criticism and gossip meeting against Qin An: "Then tell me——"

Qin Yu was in a hurry: "Tell me! Say what! Cook! Cook for me first!"

As he spoke, he unceremoniously rushed forward and covered his mouth with one hand, killing the source of gossip directly in the cradle.

Only Lin Anning was left to look at Yu Nan and Tong Rui with big round eyes blinking, and asked with a confused face: "Ah? What? I just don't understand?"