Cry again, I will kill you

When the locker room door was opened again, Qin An's team leader's jacket was pulled up to the neck.

With a calm face, he asked Yu Nan in a cold voice: "Why are you here?"

Yu Nan: "Huh? I skipped the self-study class and came to watch your training."

Qin Yu: "Go back!"

Yu Nan: "I..."

Qin Yu: "Go back! Immediately! Immediately!"

Yu Nan: "You..."

Qin An: "If you don't leave, I will do it?"

Yu Nan: "What is that pink thing on the back of your neck?..."

Qin Yu: "..."

Half a minute later, in the corridor.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Ahahahahahahahaha!!"

"Goose goose goose goose goose goose belch!!"

Qin An's face turned dark for a while and turned red for a while, looking at Yu Nan who was leaning on the wall in the corridor and laughing, and his back molars were gritted.

Fuck!

Have you ever seen a fox crow? ?

I've seen it, Qin Yu thought.

"Are you finished?" Qin Yu frowned and said, "You fucking stop laughing! I'm afraid!"

Yu Nan supported the wall, and after walking for a long time, she finally came to her senses: "Is there... is there any paper? Tears came out of my eyes."

Qin Yu took out half a pack of tissues from the pocket of his team uniform and threw it over to him: "I thought you laughed your shit out."

"Hey, why are you talking so vulgarly?" Yu Nan took out a tissue and gave him a disgusted look.

Qin Yu stared at him: "Don't you always know what I'm talking about?"

"My stomach hurts so much," Yu Nan leaned against the wall, "ah, my jaw is also sore."

"Excellent," Qin Yu snorted coldly.

"But..." Yu Nan stared at him, looked up and down with a smile, and came to a conclusion: "I found that pink really looks black."

It's okay not to say, but he couldn't help giggling again after he finished speaking.

"Get out!" Qin Yu was a little annoyed.

Seeing that the time was almost up, he walked over and pushed Yu Nan's leg with his knee: "Is it time to laugh? It's almost time to get out of the way, they are waiting to go out to warm up."

Yu Nan was shocked: "Are you all wearing this?"

"Otherwise," Qin Yu gritted his teeth, "It's not thanks to some idiot."

Thinking of this, he pinched Yu Nan's waist angrily again: "And you! You fake God of Fortune!"

"Hey? What does it have to do with me?" Yu Nan cried out in pain after being pinched by him: "Hey, don't be so hard, how can I take a photo if you pinched me?"

Qin An asked back, "Can you still show your fucking waist when you take a photo?"

Yu Nan muttered in a low voice: "What if."

"There are still a lot of clothes showing the waist, do you want to try it?" Qin Yu squinted at him.

"It suddenly occurred to me that I am a serious model and I don't take that kind of photos," Yu Nan said righteously.

Qin An didn't bother to expose him, and said, "Just a moment later, you can do me a favor by taking a few warm-up videos and sending them to me. I have to send them to those idiots who are attached to me."

"Ah?" Yu Nan was stunned.

Can it be shot openly?

Can I still have this kind of treatment?

Qin An frowned: "What's your reaction? Not happy?"

"Happy, happy!" Yu Nan nodded quickly: "I am so honored!"

Qin Yu snorted and turned around to greet the players in the locker room to go to the swimming pool to warm up.

Yu Nan followed all the way out, conscientiously acting as a photographer by the side.

Although the other team members wanted him to pick out his eyeballs and throw them into concentrated sulfuric acid to dissolve them, but Qin An was different...

He looks good!

Yu Nan stared at the photos secretly taken on the screen of the mobile phone in a daze.

After intensive training before the winter games, his muscular lines became more and more beautiful. Although he was wearing a funny-looking pink bikini on his upper body, it couldn't hide his bulging chest muscles at all.

His abdominal muscles are lean and juvenile, as beautiful as smooth and neat chocolate with cut edges, and even the external oblique muscles have shown a vigorous prototype.

Thinking of this, Yu Nan picked up her T-shirt at home.

Although more than half a year of fitness has achieved some results, but the faint outline on his lower abdomen that can only be seen when he breathes tightly makes him sigh in disappointment.

What ah, this is completely stained with less body fat.

The physical differences between people are really enviable.

If there was a fight with Qin An, within 10 minutes, Qin An would definitely kneel on the ground, crying and begging himself not to die, right?

Yu Nan fell back on the big soft bed as if discouraged, her palms were still loosely placed on her bare abdomen, revealing a thin, white and tender waist.

He held up Qin An's photo in front of his eyes, his heart was beating a little fast, as he looked at it, an indescribable blush crept up his cheeks, and immediately after, his breathing began to heat up.

At this time, the door was pushed open impartially.

Qin Yu pushed the door open and entered, and this was the picture that greeted his eyes.

Yu Nan was lying on the bed with her clothes half lifted, revealing her white and thin waist, with one palm resting on her abdomen, her fingers slightly touching the hem of her trousers, and the other hand holding her mobile phone in front of her face, her face still glowing. Unusual flushing.

This picture, no matter how you look at it, looks like it is about to embark on a restricted journey.

Yu Nan: "..."

Qin Yu: "..."

Fuck me!can't you?In broad daylight, the world is clear, and he did such an outrageous thing...

Do not lock the door? !

No no no, this doesn't look like it's started!However, it's not good to be broken into by me before it even started, is it?

wrong!What's wrong with that?Aren't we brothers?Didn't we both grow up wearing crotch pants?With just these spare parts on the body, who doesn't have it or what?

However, this fool's waist is too thin, right?

I didn't notice it before, why is he so white?Is it bad for a man to be too white?

Qin An's pupils trembled, and his brain was running fast, so Yu Nan frantically locked the screen of the phone and bounced off the bed with a "whoosh".

Qin Yu: "?"

In a panic, Yu Nan buckled the phone on the bed, and couldn't speak fluently: "You why didn't you knock on the door when you came in!"

Yo, there are ghosts.

Qin An reacted quickly, snorted, and strode over: "Why are you so nervous? You're not watching a small movie, are you?"

Yu Nan hid her phone under the pillow behind her: "Stop talking nonsense! I'm not like you!"

Qin Yu went up to snatch it persistently: "What are you afraid of? I won't expose you, hey, which country did you watch? Let me see if I've seen it?"

Listen, is this what a high school student should say?

Yu Nandong hid in Tibet, preferring to die than surrender: "I really didn't watch it! Let go!"

Just kidding, I really let you see what is on the screen, so isn't my idea of ​​fighting for 10 minutes just now coming true?

"Tsk, we are all brothers who grew up together, it's boring for you to hide like this," Qin An pressed down Yu Nan who was struggling wildly, and was about to snatch the phone from his hand.

Nonsense, if I didn't hide and hide like this, the scene at that moment would be too interesting.

Yu Nan: "There is really nothing! You are pressing on my leg, it hurts!"

Yu Nan pushed his face, pressed the phone behind his back with his backhand, arched his waist and pushed it hard.

Qin An: "Don't hide, let me take a look and I'll get up."

Qin An pressed on him and reached in from the gap behind his waist.

Yu Nan: "Ah... don't touch my waist, I'm ticklish."

Qin An: "Fuck! Don't move around, you almost poked my eyeball with your finger, do you know that?"

The two were torn and twisted, and the door was pushed open again with a "crash", and Yu's mother stood at the door, looking at the two hugging each other on the bed, and was stunned.

Qin An and Yunan looked over at the same time, the moment the three eyes met, they jumped up from the bed in panic.

Yu Nan: "Mom, you, you..."

Qin Yu: "Godmother, me, me, me..."

Yu's mother: "Your mother told you two tall people to go out and put up Spring Festival couplets. Why did you two fight after a while?"

Yu Nan quickly waved her hands: "Mom, we don't have any!"

"Yes, we don't have a godmother, we're just kidding around!" Qin Yu repeatedly echoed.

Yu's mother was a little angry: "You all hugged each other, and you said you didn't fight? I said that the two of you grew up together, so you can't talk well if you have something to say? How old is a young man, and you can't do it easily? You are not stable at all! "

"Mom, we really didn't fight! We have such a good relationship, how could we fight!"

As Yu Nan said, the two brothers seemed to grab Qin An's shoulders, and in order to make the performance more realistic, they even patted Qin An on the shoulder heavily.

Qin An was staggered by someone, and fell into Yu Nan's arms. He quickly put his arms around the person's waist to stabilize his figure.

"Act! You still act! When I came in, you slapped Xiaoan on the face! You said you didn't fight!" Yu's mother refused to let go.

Qin Yu hurriedly explained: "Godmother, he really didn't hit me!"

Yu Nan: "Yes! Really not."

Qin An continued: "He didn't try hard!"

Yu Nan nodded: "Yes! No effort."

Qin An was desperate: "That's the touch of love!"

Yu Nan: "Yes! Love... what?"

Before Yun Nan could react, Qin An quickly raised his hand and patted him on the face to show his innocence.

Yu Nan's eyes were rounded when he touched his face abruptly.

"Look, we often play around like this!" Qin Yu grinned, showing his white teeth.

Yu's mother glanced around their faces in doubt: "He really didn't hit you?"

Really not!How could I beat him?

Yu Nan couldn't laugh or cry.

"I really didn't fight," Qin Yu nodded with a smirk.

"Forget it, if you have nothing to do, both of you hurry up to post the Spring Festival couplets." Before Yu's mother left, she took another look at Yu Nan: "Xiaoan is younger than you, you have to act like a big brother, don't bully others when you have nothing to do."

"Okay, I get it," Yu Nan smiled more fake than Qin An and nodded.

Hearing the sound of Mother Yu's footsteps slowly walking away, Yu Nan was the first to recover, and looked at Qin An in disbelief.

Yu Nan: "I bullied you?"

Qin An: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding!"

Yu Nan: "Do you dare to hit me?"

Qin Yu: "Cares, caress!"

Yu Nan: "You touch my face?"

Qin Yu yelled: "Post Spring Festival couplets! Post Spring Festival couplets!"

Yu Nan: "You - ugh!"

Yun Nan wanted to say something else, but Qin An covered his mouth, pushed and dragged him into the corridor.

"Okay, you fix it. I'll stick the tape on your house first, then mine." Seeing that he had no sign of speaking, Qin Yu breathed a sigh of relief and let go.

Yu Nan immediately said: "Qin An, you—"

"Shh!" Qin An raised a finger to his lips, and lowered his voice to warn him: "Yu Nan, if you beep one more time, I will report to your godfather and godmother that you are watching a small movie in the house! "

Yu Nan: "..."

You insist on snatching my phone, are you still reasonable?

Well, if you must regard yourself as a small movie, I dare not have any opinions.

But compared to yours, their abs...

Thinking of this, Yu Nan glanced down.

Qin An also followed his gaze and looked down.

Fuck me!Are you fucking right?

You didn't touch it as your own, how dare you look at mine?

Thinking of this, Qin An immediately took a step back tactically: "Yu Nan."

Yu Nan: "Huh?"

Qin An hesitated for a moment, then stammered: "I may... really spoil your good deed today, but you didn't lock the door at that time, so you can't blame me entirely, can you?"

Yu Nan:?

Qin An: "You are my brother, I can't just watch you degenerate, you talk about you, in broad daylight, the world is bright, the underage male high school student hides in the room alone and does not lock the door and commits suicide-uh!"

"Shut up!" Yu Nan covered his mouth and warned him in a low voice: "One more beep beep, and I will report to godfather and godmother that you were watching a small movie in the house at this time last year!"

Qin Yu: "..."

OK, the way of heaven is reincarnation, who will be spared.

The two looked at each other, chose to let each other go in a very tacit understanding, turned around and picked up the Spring Festival couplets and tape and pasted them on the door frame.

After pasting the door of the two houses, the door of the unit also needs to be festive, which is an annual tradition.

In the past, Qin's father and Yu's father were always in charge, but since Qin An and Yu Nan both grew over 180cm, this task has been passed on to them.

"Have you checked if it is straight?" Yu Nan asked Qin An without turning his head while holding the edge of the horizontal batch.

"Okay, that's it, don't move," Qin Yu bit off a piece of scotch tape with his canine teeth, and covered it from behind him.

The difference in height is not more than a few centimeters, Qin An stretched his arms to stick to the edge of the horizontal batch, but it still felt a little difficult.

"Be low, or I'll have to stand on tiptoe," Qin An said.

Yu Nan's mentality of teasing him came up, and stubbornly stood upright: "I don't want to, please beg me~"

"Then I beg you, hurry up! Your hands are sore," Qin An said perfunctorily.

"No, are you begging for help? You call me brother, hurry up," Yu Nan said with a smile, and she had to stand on tiptoe.

"You're still on tiptoe, aren't you naive!" Qin Yu rolled his eyes.

Yu Nan retorted him: "You are so naive, who told you to snatch my phone just now, causing me to be nagged by my mother, call me quickly!"

"I'll call you grandson, will you agree?" Qin An bent his knees and pressed against Yun Nan's knee socket.

Yu Nan lost his footing, bent his knees, and fell forward. Fortunately, the door of the unit was closed, and his knee hit the anti-theft door with a "boom".

"Hiss!" Yu Nan let out a cry of pain, turned her head and gave him a hard look: "Qin An!"

Qin An was amused by his watery peach blossom eyes, just as he was about to tease him, a bright and clear voice came in from a distance——

"Yu Nan? Qin An? Is it really the two of you? I've felt the same height since I was far away."

The two turned their heads together, and the girl with her hands full of things smiled sweetly at them.

"Bai Tao?" Yu Nan was a little surprised, but quickly laughed and ran to her: "It's Chinese New Year, why are you here?"

Bai Tao smiled sweetly: "My family lives here."

Yu Nan blinked: "We are in the same community? I don't even know?"

Bai Tao laughed with a "puchi" and said, "I was also surprised when I saw you today. Are you posting Spring Festival couplets?"

"That's right, does your unit need free labor? The quality is in place, the service is at home, and the quick solution is guaranteed," Yu Nan said with a smile.

Qin An also followed at this time, and seeing the well-proportioned professional smirk at the corner of Yu Nan's mouth, he couldn't help but feel a little uncomfortable, but he didn't say anything.

"Is that so?" Bai Tao was amused by him: "I don't know if there are any stickers in my house, I just came back from outside."

Yu Nan saw that the shopping bags in her hand were full of ingredients from the supermarket, and she also carried a bucket of cooking oil, and immediately understood: "What are you, have you gone to the supermarket?"

"That's right, for the New Year's Eve dinner tonight, there is still a shortage of ingredients at home," Bai Tao nodded.

Yu Nan turned her head and flirted with Qin Yu: "Let's help you carry it."

Bai Tao: "No need!"

Ignoring Bai Tao's objection, Yu Nan directly took two heavy bags from her hand and handed them to Qin An, and took a barrel of cooking oil and another bag by herself.

Seeing this, Bai Tao thanked him embarrassedly.

Yu Nan lifted the oil and the bag into her hands, weighed them, and asked, "Are you the only one coming out? How could your family let girls carry such heavy things?"

"It's not my ineffective younger brother," Bai Tao frowned, complaining, "We came out together, but when I paid the bill, he ran away, and now he must have gone to some Internet cafe to surf the Internet."

"You still have a younger brother?" Qin An asked, and regretted it. He only met him once, and now it's a bit too reckless to chat with him so familiarly. It doesn't suit him to be cool, handsome, aggressive high-cold personality.

"That's right," Bai Tao didn't expect him to talk to him. Instead, he smiled even more happily and chattered like a happy bird, "My stinky brother is thin and short. He's going to take the high school entrance exam soon. I don't know yet. Studying, I know how to play games on the Internet all day long, I don’t know how to make progress at all, I wish I was like you, you are a model and a champion, you are handsome and you know how to help girls carry things.”

The model and the champion looked at each other, feeling a little embarrassed.

Fortunately, Bai Tao continued to babble and changed the topic: "By the way, do you two live in the same building? Is that the unit just now?"

"Ah yes," Yu Nan replied, "We grew up together, and the house here is specially bought as a neighbor."

"That's great," Bai Tao said enviously, "I really want to have a friend who grew up with me, but I only have a younger brother who quarrels with me all the time."

Yu Nan thought to herself, do you think the two of us will stop arguing?Not only were we arguing, we even started fighting when we were arguing fiercely.

Thinking of this, the two looked at each other very tacitly.

Bai Tao walked, stopped, turned his head and said, "Okay, I'm here, I'll pick up the things, thank you."

"Send the Buddha to the west, let's help you lift it up, it's quite heavy," Yunan said.

"No, no, my house lives on the second floor. I can do it myself," Bai Tao blinked mischievously: "Give it to me, I have to pretend to be pitiful, and my parents will take care of my brother after a while."

Yu Nan: "..."

Qin Yu: "..."

Does your brother know that his sister tricked him behind his back?

Bai Tao took the bag and cooking oil from the two of them, smiled and said, "You can come to my house to play when you are free, bye."

The way she smiles is warm and healing, like a ray of warm sunshine in winter.

Well, it's really a bad brother to let such a good-looking sister carry such a heavy thing.