Cry again, I will kill you

In the spacious and bright airport, the flight announcements echoed over the dome over and over again, and the high ceiling was reflected on the polished white porcelain floor tiles. Yu Nan walked on it tall and straight as if walking on a catwalk, with her arms in her arms. A little bean that squeaks like a little squirrel and eats Wangzai's steamed buns.

Yes, Xiao Douding is Yu Tong who just turned six years old.

Recently, an online reality show called "Brothers and Sisters Go Forward" has attracted the attention of the audience, and the top few are frequently searched, and Yu Nan and Yu Tong are the most popular pair of brothers in this variety show , the reason is that the two biological brothers not only look like big and small sizes carved out of a mold, but also frequently go viral in some strange ways, such as [Yu Nan tells his brother a bedtime story before telling himself to fall asleep ], such as [Xiao Mutong cried and asked his brother to buy him a skirt], another example [Surfing in the water park, Yu Nan was scared and cried before his younger brother], and another example [Fashionable Xiao Mutong used a garbage bag to weave a grass skirt for his brother] and so on.

Yu Nan, who was admitted to the Film Academy with the No.2 professional grade in the country, became a hit after participating in a youth-themed TV series adapted from the Internet in the first half of her sophomore year, and then took advantage of the popularity to participate in two variety shows The show, because of its good personality, good looks, polite way of dealing with people and its own natural funny attributes, has attracted countless fans. It was later praised by fans as the little prince of the new generation of variety shows, and it has been popular all the way to this day.

Yesterday he and Yu Tong had just finished recording the closing battle of "Brothers and Sisters Rush Forward". Before entering the next crew, he gave himself a three-and-a-half-day holiday.He didn't disclose the itinerary for his return home in advance, so not many fans came to see him off. Everyone held their cameras and mobile phones all the way, chatting and laughing with him while sending him into the ticket gate.

Fan A: "Are you leaving now? I really miss you."

Fan B: "Yeah, I'm so reluctant. If there is no program recording in the future, will you consider coming to play?"

"Probably not." Although Yu Nan didn't want to hurt everyone's hearts, she replied sincerely with a worried face: "The food here is too spicy. I ate it for three days in a row when I joined the program group." Seafood instant noodles, I beg you not to remind me of that taste again, okay?"

Fan A laughed loudly: "You are too difficult, no wonder you want to be called Yunan."

Fan B laughed helplessly: "Why are you so upright? Can't you even coax us?"

"Why are we willing to let you eat instant noodles?" Fan C took the opportunity to interject: "If you come to play next time, we are willing to eat Yuanyang hot pot for you... No! Eat clear soup pot!"

"Your ideological awareness is too touching," Yu Nan couldn't laugh or cry: "I'm very picky eater, I don't deserve you to make such a big sacrifice for me."

"No! You deserve it!" Fan B said sincerely, "This is not sacrifice, this is maternal love."

Yu Nan was helpless: "You look younger than me, still motherly love?"

Fan D, who had been silent by the side, suddenly handed him a small red envelope: "Yu Nan, this is a letter from me to you."

Yu Nan was shocked: "You won't put money in it, will you? Then I can't accept it."

Fan D: "You think too much."

Yu Nan breathed a sigh of relief, he hugged Yu Tong with both hands, and could only tell the little guy: "Mu Tong, help brother hold it."

Yu Tong took the envelope, and fan D added a fatal blow: "I am proficient in Italian, and inside is a love poem I wrote to you in Italian."

In disbelief, Yu Nan showed an expression comparable to a black question mark: "..."

The fans around were amused by him and laughed loudly: "Pay attention to the expression management, Zai Zai, you will be made into an emoticon pack like this!"

Yu Nan: "You guys test me every day on the verge of being turned into an emoji, why are you so happy? Black fans!"

Fan E: "You actually know how to repeatedly test this meme on the edge? When did your internet speed get so fast?"

Isn't it thanks to a small group of six people who brush emojis in the WeChat group every day?Yu Nan's WeChat accounted for five or six gigabytes of memory, and half of it was caused by the emoji packs in the small group, especially Bai Tao and Lin Anning, the two emoji pack madmen, who were forced to let him walk around every day. The cutting edge of the web.

Regarding this, Yu Nan was proud: "Unexpected, right? I have become stronger."

Fan B was more chatty: "Awesome! It's really you."

Fan F finally asked the topic he was interested in: "So what are you going to do at home this holiday? Do you go online? Will you broadcast live and have fun with your friends?"

Without even thinking about it, Yu Nan blurted out: "Let's talk about it, go home and watch the replay of the men's freestyle competition at the World Championships."

Fan B was shocked: "Don't you already know that your friend won the championship?"

Yu Nan curled up a pair of sparkling peach blossom eyes, and smiled mysteriously and touchingly: "It's because he won the championship that he should watch the replay all the more."

"Oh, what a sour friendship~" Fan C said he got it: "I don't know, I thought you two had some improper relationship~"

It's not that the relationship is improper, it's that the relationship is improper in the first place.

Yu Nan secretly added a sentence in her heart, thinking that they have been together since the second year of high school, and the time they lived together has almost caught up with Yu Tong's age. They have already played tricks by them, and of course this relationship is not very legitimate.

Of course he thought so in his heart, but he definitely wouldn't say so.

"Nonsense," he sighed pretentiously, his acting skills are still at his fingertips: "Our friendship of more than 20 years has already been picked up by you many times, what else can we do? Righteous? That is simply the light of righteousness directly shining on both of us, but only on him."

Instead of covering it up to make people suspicious, it is better to openly disclose that the two are friends who are so close that nothing will surprise anyone, so that as long as no one can come up with a real hammer, no matter how conspiracy theories are There is also a way to save the situation, which is what Wenwen taught him long ago.

After the words fell, the fans really laughed together and missed the point.

Fan B: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Fan F: "Hahahahahaha, do you feel black in connotation? You are so bad!"

Fan E: "Hahahahaha I really believe that you two are on good terms this time hahahaha!"

Fan C: "You literally ruined the cp fan's house with your own hands!"

Fan A: "Hahahahahaha! You really won't go home and get beaten like this?"

Beaten?Does he dare?

Yu Nan sighed silently in her heart, he would only make my back hurt.

Everyone talked and laughed all the way, the atmosphere was relaxed and happy, and soon came to the security checkpoint, Yu Nan hugged Yu Tong with one hand, and handed the boarding pass to the counter, the fans immediately handed the envelopes in their hands to Yu Tong in the small mailbox hands.

Si B: "For the first time, I found that the distance from the ticket gate to the security checkpoint is so short."

Fan G: "Xiao Mutong, help brother get this letter."

Fan H: "Xiaomu Tong, take this too, come and play when you have time~"

"Okay, you guys should go back early too," the chat was over, and the trouble was enough, Yu Nan switched to the image of a handsome male god again, raising his signature bright smile: "Tong Tong, say goodbye to everyone .”

Yu Tong's voice was cute and soft like a sweet milk dumpling: "Goodbye, auntie!"

"There's no aunt," Yu Nan corrected him sweeter: "My sister."

Yu Tong bent her round peach eyes and waved her little white hands, shouting, "Goodbye, sister!"

A group of fans were immediately hit in the heart like an old aunt by brothers big and small, and they all clutched their chests and howled.

"Then I'm leaving," Yu Nan held Yu Tong in one hand and waved to everyone, her smile was as sweet as a sugar-coated cannonball: "Be careful on the road, don't take a black car to go home, bye."

After finishing speaking, he took a few steps back politely, carried Yu Tong into the security checkpoint, and behind him were fans shouting——

"—Okay! When we send out the airport map tonight, we will tell you that you are safe in Chaochao!"

"Bon voyage, remember to take care of yourself!"

"Bye! Go home and rest!"

"Nan Nan remembers Weibo is open, mom loves you!"

Ban quickly sailed away from the horizon, roaring and leaving a haloing arc over the blue airport.

At the same time, outside the VIP channel on the other side, a team of tall and tall players wearing red flags on their chests, the national team obediently walked out from the airport, and surrounded the bus on both sides neatly. Fans held banners and held flowers, and before everyone walked out of the gate, there was a tidy shout like a tsunami——

"Champion! Champion! Champion! Champion!"

The moment a pair of straight long legs stepped out of the gate, all the fans who picked up the plane were overjoyed.

"Who is who? Who was the first to come out??"

"Ah, it's Coach Song! Coach Song! Coach Song has worked hard!!"

The leading middle-aged man smiled and waved his hands to greet the people around him, and the players behind him walked out of the gate one after another, waving to the surrounding fans and walking towards the bus.

"Ah, it's Sister Tan Jie! Sister, I love you! Congratulations to Sister for winning the runner-up!"

"Ah, it's Hu Xiao! Hu Xiao is here!!"

"Hu Xiao Hu Xiao! Champion! Champion! Champion!"

"Qin Xiao, I love you!"

The boy with three white eyes stopped in his footsteps, and an unbelievable question mark floated all over his face: Qin what?

He turned his head and searched for fake fans who were shouting his name in the crowd, but was suddenly bumped into his chest by the people behind him, staggered under his feet, and the three white eyes looked at the pair of sharp blades behind him expressionlessly. the phoenix eye.

"Hiss, you go, what are you stopping for?"

"Your fans are calling me..." Hu Xiao opened his mouth, and before he could finish a complete sentence, there was a burst of screaming like a tsunami——

"It's Qin Yu!! He came out!!"

"Qin Yu! Qin Yu! Qin Yu! Champion! Champion! Champion!"

"Qin An, look back at me! Ah——! Ah——!"

The ending sound was instantly drowned out, and Hu Xiao picked up her steps wisely, striding towards the direction of the bus.

"Qin An, why are you wearing headphones! Can you hear my confession!"

Noisy.

After so many years, the lines of Qin An's face have become more resolute and cold, but his flammable and explosive temper has not changed at all. Hearing the noisy shouts in his ears, he couldn't help turning his head and yelling.

"Can you shout so loudly that I can't hear you!"

After the words fell, the fans who received the response shouted even more vigorously, and the clear and loud voice instantly turned into a broken suona——

"Ah! He heard it! Ah——! Qin Yu's mother loves you!"

Qin Yu shouted to her through the crowd: "Hurry up and drink some hot water! Throat is tight!"

"The throat is not as important as you! You are the most important thing!"

The male fan with a male duck voice began to compete with the suona female fan with the mentality of being dumber than anyone: "Husband! I love you! You are also the tightest in my heart!"

The veins on Qin An's forehead tensed up: "You don't have to!"

There were boos one after another behind him, he stepped into the car with his long legs as if fleeing for his life, the shouting outside the window faded away like the tide under the moonlight, Qin An then shook his backpack and sat on the seat for a long stretch tone.

Tan Jie, who was sitting in the front row of him, held back a smile and turned her head, teasing him: "Qin An, your male fans are really crazy."

Hu Xiao leaned on the back of the seat, closed his eyes and meditated: "It's normal, after all, he's an iron-blooded macho with eight-pack abs. The title of the national team's number one wrench is not for nothing."

Tan Jie laughed when she heard this.

Qin An was so angry that he picked up a U-shaped pillow and threw it at his face: "Go to sleep!"

The bus quickly left the airport and merged into the busy viaduct.

In the evening, Wenwen's Grand Cherokee parked steadily downstairs of a high-end residential building. Yu Nan took out the luggage from the trunk, waved goodbye to Wenwen, and then pushed the suitcase with one hand and carried Xiaomu with the other. up the elevator.

The sound of electronic password input came from outside the anti-theft door. The moment Qin Yu heard the sound, he turned off the fire, dropped the spatula and flew out of the kitchen. The speed was like a large dog chasing a Frisbee. to the door.

Just as Yu Nan pushed open the door, before she could say the "I'm back" choked in her mouth, someone rushed up and hugged her.

"Hey! Don't—"

The huge impact made him take two steps back, and then his back touched the wall of the entrance in a blink of an eye, and the familiar breath swept towards him. Seeing Qin An's lips pressed against him fiercely, Yu Nan was at a critical moment. At the moment, he stretched out his hand and put his palm on the opponent's mouth——

With a muffled snap, Qin Yu's eyes widened in shock.

The joy of reuniting after a long absence was suddenly shrouded in an embarrassing atmosphere...

Just when Qin An was about to pull away the hand on his mouth and continue to attack, there was a crisp and tender voice from behind: "Sister-in-law!"

The movements of Qin An's hands suddenly stopped. He turned his head and looked towards the source of the sound, only to see a little Douding who was just as high as his thigh was looking up, staring at a pair of round and innocent peach blossom eyes, looking at him innocently .

Qin Yu: "..."

"You made him shout like that?" Qin An was stunned for a long time before finding his voice, and turned his head to approach Yu Nan.

Yu Nan tilted her head guiltily, and struggled lightly under his restraint: "You let me go first."

Qin An looked at Yunan, then at Xiaodouding, then at Xiaodouding, then at Yunan, and finally let go with aggrieved expression.

"Why did you bring your brother here?" His tone was more resentful than curious.

After Yu Nan changed his shoes, he remembered to take his luggage and close the door: "It's too late, my parents are at the old house, it's a little far away, I'll send him back tomorrow."

Qin Yu hummed softly: "Oh, let him watch cartoons for a while, come to the kitchen and help me fight."

"Okay," Yu Nan agreed, and smiled with a pair of peach blossom eyes: "I'll take him to change clothes first."

After finishing speaking, he bowed his head to greet Yu Tong who had changed his shoes: "Tong Tong, come upstairs with me first, and I will turn on the TV for you later."

Yu Tong obediently followed Yu Nan and ran away, Qin An looked at the backs of the two brothers who looked like big and small, frowned his thick black sharp eyebrows, and mumbled back to the kitchen.

"It's a good vacation, why bring a kid back here."

He turned on the gas stove and continued to stir fry the sauce for the sweet and sour meatballs.

Yu Nan likes sweet food, and it has not changed for so many years, so almost half of the dishes prepared by Qin Yu tonight are sweet, such as sweet and sour meatballs, tomato ribs, pine nut corn, and his favorite sweet pumpkin noodles Pimple soup.

Yu Nan took Yu Tong to the second floor to change his clothes and carried him to the living room, gave the little guy a stack of A4 paper and a box of colorful oil pastels, and ordered his favorite cartoons on TV. After everything was arranged, he came to the kitchen.

Qin Yu was adding the final seasoning to the sweet and sour sauce. Not far from his left was a plate of re-fried small meatballs, which looked crispy and wafted with a very tempting aroma.

Yu Nan swallowed her saliva, couldn't help picking up one secretly, and quickly put it in her mouth...

So fragrant, so crispy, so delicious.

Just a little hot.

He hissed and chewed secretly, Qin An glanced here from the corner of his eye, raised his hand and unceremoniously pinched his ass hard!

"It hurts!" Yunan bounced her body.

Qin Yu smiled and scolded him: "I don't know what to do, so come in and eat first."

"Well," Yunan obediently licked the balls and asked him, "What do you need me for?"

Qin Yu collected the juice and turned off the fire, threw down the spatula and dragged the person over: "Let me kiss first."

As soon as Yu Nan swallowed the food in his mouth, someone involuntarily pressed him on the cabinet. His legs rested on the marble counter behind him, half leaning and half sitting.

Qin An pressed her up to encircle his slender waist, and her lips came up brutally.

Yunan closed her eyes instinctively, and the second her lips were sealed, Qin An's movements were like a wild beast suddenly tamed, with endless tenderness spreading from his blood and bone marrow.

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The dry and hot particles in the air began to dance, hover, and rub crazily. Just when they collided and were about to explode, a crisp child's voice pierced the air, like a naive little angel spilling a handful of holy water. Cleansed the restless soul—

"elder brother!"

Yu Nan's pupils trembled, and when Qin An was about to close his jaw restlessly, he pushed him away!

Boom!

"Fuck!" Qin An's back was slapped directly on the wall behind him, causing him to curse in a low voice.

The tip of the tooth rubbed against the tip, Yu Nan frowned in pain, and the ending sound changed: "Tong... What's wrong with Tong?"

Yu Tong blinked her dark eyes and froze on the spot: "Sister-in-law, what are you eating? Is there any sugar hidden in brother's clothes?"

Qin Yu: "..."

Yu Nan: "..."

Facing Yu Tong's naive question, Yu Nan buttoned up his chest in a panic, cleared his throat and walked over.

"Cough, no, no, brother's body was splashed with soup."

God damn it splashed the soup!

Qin Yu thought about the picture of the speeding car, and suddenly felt even more fucked up.

With a dark face, he cursed inwardly, turned on the fire aggrievedly, and continued cooking.

Behind him came the mentally handicapped conversation between Yu Nan and Yu Tong brothers.

Yu Tong: "Brother, look that I drew a tank!"

Yu Nan blew awkwardly at the pyramid-like thing: "Tongtong's drawing is really good! Can you help him paint it?"

"Okay!" Yu Tong's voice was crisp: "What color does brother like?"

Yu Nan secretly glanced at Qin An's clothes and pants: "Brother likes black and gray."

Yu Tong instantly understood: "Brother likes sister-in-law's color!"

Do you want to have such good eyesight?

Yu Nan rubbed her temples, and said dumbfoundedly: "You paint it and put it on the table, so you don't have to come to the kitchen again, okay?"

Yu Tong smiled sweetly: "Okay!"

Seeing Xiao Douding's back running away, Yu Nan turned her head with lingering fear, facing Qin An's dark eyes, and a short and mean sneer at the corners of her lips.

"Yo, this sister-in-law's yelling is quite smooth, you have taught me a lot, haven't you?"

Yu Nan's heart sank in despair as if hit by a heavy hammer.

He's done, he thought.