[Entertainment circle] What's the use of laying fat eggs

The bed photo was taken secretly, and Jiang Mingche is worthy of being called a dark history collector by the ARMYs. The wonderfulness of his cell phone photo album is simply unimaginable.There is a saying in the BTS, if you meet so-and-so's birthday, and you don't happen to have a black photo of the other person, it's very simple, go directly to Jiang Mingche, the content on his phone will definitely not let you down.

As long as it's not me who suffers, the members will always be on the front line of eating melons.Comparing how the wine and dance duo collapsed, how they coerced and lured the other party to delete the picture of the two twisted into twists and turns and sleeping crookedly, the brothers also just fanned the flames and had no intention of mediating at all.

Jiang Mingche is a good boy who does not follow his heart and is principled. He remains unmoved in the face of the various methods of coquettishness, coercion, coercion and lure of his two elder brothers.Besides, even if this photo is deleted, who can guarantee that there will be more exciting ones in his mobile phone, if he has to coerce and lure each one, it may not be enough for a day.

Besides, Jiang Mingche is a master. He has backed up all the photos and videos in the phone album, and he can get them back even if they are deleted. There is no other way except to ask him not to send them out.

Fortunately, this kid still has some conscience, and the so-called bed photos don't contain any content that Ah Jin doesn't allow. As good brothers with the best relationship, they usually don't do weird things alone in the dormitory. Apart from some black history, there is really nothing that can't be seen.

Of course, Jiang Mingche didn't intend to expose the group photo of the wine and dance group. At most, he just posted it in the group chat room, allowing the two to enjoy the crazy jokes of the members.

After teasing his brother happily, Jiang Mingche carried his props back to the studio contentedly, and put them back in the cabinet.

One day in October, all members of BTS gathered in a small country house, where they were going to complete a mysterious shooting task.

"Wow, Che Che, your butt is nice to touch."

Jiang Mingche's face flushed red, he never thought that the retribution would come so soon.What is going on now is the filming of the sitcom "Ami's House", in which each member will play a role, but unfortunately, Jiang Mingche got the cat.

So he had to put on the pink and tender cat ear headband amidst the laughter of his brothers, and was even forced to put on an even more shameful cat tail prop.He obviously didn't wear women's clothes, but the sexy cat's outfit still made the members cry and howl in prehistoric times after he came out of the dressing room.

Jiang Mingche was dressed in black, which should have been a cool and handsome outfit, but the cat headband on his head and the fluffy cat tail behind him made this coolness replaced by a wordless temptation.

Jiang Mingche was extremely disgusted with this attire, it was even more shameful and terrible than letting him wear a skirt, he would rather change with Nam Joon who played Kim Ami than pretending to be a cat like this, even the whole sitcom line only A few meow meow meow well.

Thinking of that terrible scene, Jiang Mingche felt his eyes go dark, wishing he could hit the wall and commit suicide right now.But before he doubted his life, a pair of hands stretched out quietly, grabbed the fluffy white cat tail behind him and stroked it back and forth, with an extremely pure face, said a tiger-wolf with its own color word.

Embarrassed and angry, Jiang Mingche slapped his paw off, and rescued his precarious cat's tail. Looking at those big wet eyes, it was rare that he did not soften his heart. "Ah! What is my ass! Don't talk nonsense, kid!"

Tian Jiuguo didn't seem to realize that what he said was wrong, and he pointed at his cat's tail aggrievedly, "But, doesn't the tail mean the same thing as a cat's butt? Besides, you don't really grow long!"

It was shameful enough to forcefully pretend to be a cat, but Jiang Mingche was even more annoyed by being so provoked by his relatives. He glared at him angrily, and said, "If you really like this tail so much, I will give the cat a tail." Is it possible for you to play the role? I hope you can have a good time."

Tian Jiuguo originally wanted to tease him, but seeing that he seemed to be really angry, he panicked.Carefully getting closer, he stretched out his hand to grab Jiang Mingche's sleeve, and said flatteringly: "Hey, don't be angry, I just think your look is very cute, there is no other meaning."

Jiang Mingche snorted angrily, slapped his paws away and turned his back to him.Seeing this scene in his eyes, Tian Jiuguo felt more and more that the angry and ignorant appearance of his relatives really looked like those group of arrogant cats.For a moment, the corners of his mouth could not help but frantically raised, and he was afraid that Jiang Mingche would become even more annoyed if he was discovered, so he had to hold back as much as possible and stroke along his hair.

"Don't be angry, I was wrong, I won't be like this in the future. If I want to touch your little tail in the future, I will definitely tell you in advance, okay?"

Probably not many people could survive Tian Jiuguo's deliberate coquettishness. As soon as this stunt was performed, most of Jiang Mingche's anger disappeared immediately, but he wanted to save face, and he didn't want to forgive too early. He felt that he had compromised too much and had no dignity. After thinking about it, he decided to continue to maintain the current state of furious fury, snorted coldly, and didn't speak again.

Since his back was facing, Tian Jiuguo didn't know what his expression was at the moment, and he really thought that he was not angry, so he had to work harder to please him.

"I was really wrong, don't be angry, Cheche~"

The last sound of Che Che's ending was so loud that Jiang Mingche couldn't help but laugh out loud.He turned his head, his cheeks were still a little red from the anger he was holding back just now, seeing that he was smiling very flatteringly, he instantly returned to his expressionless face, gave Tian Jiuguo an angry look, and patted the obstructive relative open.

"Hmph, I didn't say I'd forgive you, but please don't disturb my work."

After finishing speaking, he shook his fluffy cat tail and walked aggressively towards the set.Tian Jiuguo silently took out his mobile phone, took a picture of his back, and quietly posted it in the group of seven except Jiang Mingche.

"I am your father: the back view of the sexiest kitten in the world! I am aggressive! Who else can I!"

The one who came back the fastest was Min Yoongi who has always been keen on diving, or in other words, as long as it is related to Jiang Mingche, he can always come out at the first time, and will always be the most enthusiastic audience on the front line of eating melons.

"I'm your uncle: ... It's a good thing I didn't get this one. But I have to say, Xiao Che is so cute."

The original modeling for Jiang Mingche should be the same as that of Park Zhijun, who directly wore animal jumpsuits, but they couldn't find a satisfactory one after searching for a long time. When they surfed the Internet by chance, they happened to see this cat tail and cat ears. After buying it, I will prepare a black dress for Jiang Mingche at that time, and wear a chocker necklace with cat bells around his neck, and the whole cat shape will be completely completed.

It's just that I don't know if it's because he's an adult. Compared with cuteness, this look seems to be more sexy and charming, especially the way he looks up at people, arrogant and seductive.

When this melodrama was officially released on the third episode of FM, Jiang Mingche's cat look immediately aroused a lot of enthusiasm among overseas LGBT people, attracting a large number of same-sex fans, who confessed frantically on the Internet every day, and even The concert held a sign of marryme.

Jiang Mingche is not against this kind of group, he has seen many in the United States in his previous life, not to mention that Chengdu is known for its openness and tolerance, and was even ridiculed as a "rotten capital" on the Internet. This grown-up Chengdu kid has also seen a lot of people in the market. Although he is straightforward, he does not reject or discriminate against such groups, and accepts them quite calmly.

Even after seeing the sign held by the other party, he smiled and waved to him, and said: "I'm sorry, you may deserve a better boy." The gentle and polite reply really attracted countless favors, which aroused Not a small discussion heat.

Of course, this is an afterthought and will not be mentioned for the time being.

Jiang Mingche's first scene was a bit exciting. In order to get closer to the cat, his first scene started on the sofa.He lay curled up on the sofa, just at this time Jin Ami came over, sat down on the sofa, and hugged the cat Xiao Che who was lying on the sofa into his arms.

The cat Xiao Che was very upset about being disturbed in his sleep. He lazily opened his eyes and met the eyes of his little master Jin Ami. With a slap, when the other party let go of his hand, he snorted coldly and stood up from the sofa, leaving behind a sexy back.

Playing animals is just that good, there are no lines, and the first scene is almost a one-liner, and it goes off without a hitch.Jin Nanjun clapped his hands aside, "Ah, as expected of a professional actor Jiang Mingche!"

Jiang Mingche proudly put his hips on his hips, completely unaware that he looked so much like a tsundere cat.The filming was still going on, and his second scene was very simple, requiring him to stop Zheng Haoxi from beating Tian Jiuguo, and he had to let out an extremely shameful meow.This scene was so shameful that Jiang Mingche couldn't be as calm as the first scene.

The father played by Tian Jiuguo was forced to go home because he lost his passport, so he was beaten by Mama Zheng Haoshu's slippers. On the other side, after his elder brother Jin Yuheng and his younger sister Jin Ami finished mocking together, the cat Xiaoche appeared on the stage .He ran directly in front of his father, Tian Jiuguo, and stretched out his fluffy, pink and tender cat paws.Tian Jiuguo smiled and stretched out his hand to hold him, and even stepped forward to hug him.

The original posture was to pick him up in the form of pulling onions from dry land, but considering that the overall picture was too weird and not in line with Jiang Mingche's cat's behavior characteristics, in the end, regardless of his objection, he was changed to a princess hug.Jiang Mingche was hugged by his relatives without love, Tian Jiuguo hugged the cat Xiaoche on the sofa with a relaxed face, under the gaze of his regular wife Zheng Haoshu.

And at this moment, the phone rang, and Tian Jiuguo connected, reciting his lines and exiting smoothly.Thus, Jiang Mingche's second scene was successfully completed.

The last scene is a group play, and he still only has a line of "meow". Except for Jin Shuozhen, who is miserably guesting in various still lifes, the other seven members are all gathered in the living room.Jiang Mingche only needs to sit with Park Ji-jun, who plays the role of the dog, as a quiet and sexy background board, at most he will meow when he takes the Amy stick, the task will be considered complete, and his role will be successfully completed.

"It's over! The VCR has finished filming. I hope everyone will like this little story after seeing it. We are also very happy to leave work!"

As soon as he shouted Ka, he couldn't wait to take off the cat ear headband on his head. Jiang Mingche took off his makeup and changed his clothes, and returned to the idol's clear state from the sexy cat just now.After finishing the last sentence of thanks neatly, Jiang Mingche waved his hand towards the camera, put his arms around Zheng Haoxi, who was also preparing to place an order, and the two walked out together, completely forgetting that not long ago they were clamoring to go back with them Tian Jiuguo.

When Tian Jiuguo returned to the dormitory, Jiang Mingche had already finished taking a shower. Seeing him sitting over with an aggrieved face, Jiang Mingche took off the mask unhurriedly, and said, "Wait for me." After finishing speaking , stood up and walked to his room.

About 3 minutes later, Jiang Mingche came out of the room with something that looked familiar. He threw the cat's tail that was still attached to his back today in front of Tian Jiuguo, smiling very gently.

"Don't you like this? Come on, Dai, show me."