[Entertainment circle] What's the use of laying fat eggs

Fortunately, there is no one else in the practice room except the members. Everyone has confessed to each other countless times, but the pants are torn and the thighs are exposed. At most, they accidentally saw a little cartoon panda briefs. It's really nothing.

Jiang Mingche had a thin skin, covered his pants, his whole body was cooked at a speed visible to the naked eye, his cheeks were flushed, and he looked extremely embarrassed.

Brothers' consciences are also available for a limited time. At the beginning, they didn't pay attention to the fights of the Jiuqi group. Similar scenes have been staged too many times. All kinds of goofy [-] o'clock small theater performances are flying, and they are still sticky, making them, the melon-eating crowd, feel a little sour.

So, they didn't plan to intervene until they heard the incomparably clear "stab" sound. Jiang Mingche's pair of sweatpants, which he has been following since the trainee days, finally announced in the midst of the fight between the two of them. retire.

The trousers are a bit torn, so they must not be worn again. Fortunately, the sports brand they endorsed sent a lot of new products for the season. Zheng Haoxi took the initiative to go to the warehouse next to him and found a pair of black sportswear according to Jiang Mingche's size. pants.

"Hurry up and change it."

Admiring his younger brother's embarrassment without a trace, Zheng Haoxi couldn't help laughing, and passed the pants in his hand.

Jiang Mingche's cheeks were already flushed, but after he was forced to leave, these unscrupulous brothers didn't even forget to use this opportunity to tease themselves, either to pick up his poor pants that had been torn apart, or to tease him about what he was wearing today Cartoon panda underpants.At this moment, the life-saving pants finally came, he didn't even have time to run away, took the pants, and ran to the changing room quickly.

The practice room generally does not use cameras except for practice. It is very lucky that this scene was not recorded, so that Jiang Mingche's precarious personality of a tall and cold fairy man can be preserved.

It’s just that the brothers will not let go of this good opportunity to deliver it to their door. From time to time, they will bring up this topic to make fun of it. Jiang Mingche simply let himself go. He always listened to his brothers teasing about his panda pants. A dozen of the same style of pants were stuffed into the hands of the members one by one on the day they received the goods.

"Come on, brother, I'll give you a gift, take it away."

The members were still puzzled, thinking that there was no special day recently, why did they suddenly send gifts, but Park Ji-kun, who was about to celebrate his birthday, didn't think much about it, just thought it was a birthday gift from his younger brother, and opened it with a smile gift wrapped.Inside was a very exquisite gift box. Pu Zhixuan picked it up and shook it, but he couldn't tell what it was. He opened the box full of expectations.

Inside are five pairs of cotton underwear. What's even more suffocating is that there are cute cartoon red pandas in different poses printed on the middle of the underwear, which is the same style as the one Jiang Mingche wore before.

Pu Zhixuan picked up one and read it back and forth, and suddenly he couldn't laugh or cry. This kid most likely wanted revenge, but he wasn't angry.

Although it's weird to give underwear as a gift between two big men, but compared to some fancy ones, this one is at least usable. Anyway, it's not just wearing a pair of underwear to go out for a run, but you have to put another pair on it. Pants.As for whether it is wearing leopard print or cartoon, no one else will know except myself.

When entering relevant keywords on a certain orange software, Jiang Mingche actually saw more sexy underpants styles. His burning desire to make trouble made him follow his heart and add these styles to the shopping cart, but his strong desire to survive still prevented him from doing so. made him pay.He always felt that if these pink and sexy leopard-print thongs were given away, it would be his death day next year.

After finally living a new life, Jiang Mingche cherished his little life very much. In order to prevent his brothers from becoming angry, he had no choice but to regretfully give up this choice. Of course, he also deleted the shopping cart completely, leaving only some snails that he added before. Powder and hot pot base.

The brothers received the panda pants well, and didn't think about destroying them, but took them back to the dormitory together, and washed them all in the washing machine.As a result, the balcony was almost covered with all kinds of panda underpants that day, and the scene was once very spectacular.

Jiang Mingche went to the first stage of "Blood, Sweat and Tears" wearing his panda underpants.In his own words, this is the top fashion in the team, and of course it has to be carried through to the end.

Not only that, but he even forced Tian Jiuguo to wear the same style as him. The two sand sculpture boys wrapped in the ancestral coat that whoever wore it was crazy, and walked from their room to the living room with steps that no relatives would recognize.Then the two patriarchs, who had been watching the bustle, grabbed their hands and put their arms around their waists and forcibly lifted them into the car.

"I always feel that if I don't wear makeup with this hairstyle, I will be the one who buried my beloved family in the village."

On the way to the broadcast station, Jiang Mingche turned out a small mirror from nowhere, looked at himself in the mirror with long blue hair, and couldn't help complaining.Jin Yuheng didn't know what the burial love family was, but he somehow guessed what he meant. He turned his head and held his younger brother's chin for a long time, and asked him from the bottom of his heart: "Xiao Che, do you want me to take you with me?" Go to the eye doctor?"

This topic jumped a little too fast, Jiang Mingche didn't keep up with his train of thought, and put down the mirror in a daze, "Why do I have to go to the ophthalmology department all of a sudden? There is nothing wrong with my eyes."

Jin Yunheng pinched his cheek, "If you look like this, you can be ugly, then there is nothing good-looking in this world."

Jiang Mingche slapped off his brother's troublesome paws dumbfoundedly, and pinched his long hair, "But it's really strange, long hair is also very inconvenient, if it grows longer, I'll just go out wearing it like this, someone will definitely take me Mistaking it for a girl."

Among men of the same height, Jiang Mingche's frame is relatively small. In addition, he returned to the devil's exercise mode before returning to control his figure to the best condition. The legs are long and thin. If you wear a skirt, you can see it from the back. From the point of view, Duo Duo is the goddess of back view that will cause countless discussions.

"If it's really inconvenient, tell Sister Roasted Sweet Potatoes to take off the long hair that was attached. The short blue hair is actually pretty pretty."

Jiang Mingche nodded, he is really not used to long hair, the effect was really good when he first made it, but when he woke up the next day, he didn't want to admit to the person in the mirror with an unknown blue object on his head be yourself.Because it was a hair extension, the hair fell out quickly, and the battle on the bathroom floor after washing once was a terrible battle, and he was really a little helpless.

He teased himself that he was a nobleman buried in the head of the village, but after he came out with this look, he was extremely sought after by South Korean people who eat melons.

Good-looking people will be extremely popular no matter where they go, not to mention Jiang Mingche, it is difficult to find a human monster with the same temperament after so many years. Because of his long hair in "Blood, Sweat and Tears", he has successfully entered There are quite a few fans of the pit recently.

Jiang Mingche doesn't pay attention to these things on the Internet, so naturally he doesn't know about the face-blowing posts that pop up on the forum from time to time.At this time, he and the members have arrived at the artist waiting room of the broadcasting bureau, making final preparations for the pre-recording of the first stage of "Blood, Sweat and Tears".

"Ming Che, are you still wearing glasses this time?"

The style of Jiang Mingche's gold-rimmed glasses in the MV has aroused a lot of topics, and related keywords even occupied several real-time hot search lists on the day the MV was released.This kind of elegant abstinence also has some inexplicably gentle and scum temperament. Jiang Mingche has mastered it very well. Coupled with today's still extremely gorgeous and sexy singing clothes, the effect will be even more amazing. Because of this, roasted sweet potatoes Only then will there be such a question.

"Blood, Sweat and Tears" has a large range of movements, and the positioning is also very complicated, with many jumping parts. This kind of gold-rimmed glasses with chains will greatly affect the performance.After thinking for a while, he put down his glasses and asked, "Sister, do you still have the contact lenses in other colors? The glasses are inconvenient. I'll just wear those."

He chose the gray-blue color that he had used in the previous mv. It is indeed much more convenient to wear colored contact lenses for big eyes. The make-up is done and the clothes have been changed. What needs to wait now is the first pre-recording.

"Bro, is the cake ready?"

Jiang Mingche quietly ran to Jin Shuozhen's side, looked around furtively, and made sure that today's little birthday person was not there, so he lowered his voice and asked.Jin Shuo was really adjusting the headset, and he hummed when he heard this: "I ordered the tiramisu, the one that Nan Jun ate on his birthday before."

"Tiramisu is so high in calories, Brother Zhiyu will definitely not eat it then."

The theme of "Blood, Sweat and Tears" is decadent and sexy. Although there are no parts that need to be exposed, there are some rigid requirements for everyone's figure.In order to achieve the best appearance effect, Park Zhixuan even had the experience of not having a good meal for a week. Of course, this was forcibly stopped after being discovered by the members.Thinking of what happened at that time, Jiang Mingche frowned and let out a long sigh.

"It's okay, when the time comes, you'll act like a spoiled child, and you'll have to let him eat more even if you coax him or threaten him. That kid doesn't listen very well to others, so it's only your words that are useful."

Jiang Mingche proudly puffed out his chest, "That's right, brother Zhiyu said before that I'm the most important thing in his heart."

Jin Shuozhen patted the child's head, but didn't tell him that he was the most important one in every member's heart, so that the little sea king would not raise his tail again and get frightened everywhere.Jiang Mingche made up his mind to feed today's birthday star more, but before he could think up his words, he heard the urging voice of the staff. The members adjusted their status, returned to their positions, and the official start Today's first pre-recording.

"Fortunately, I didn't wear glasses this time, otherwise I would have to fly out."

On the way back to the waiting room after finishing the recording, Jiang Mingche untied the red ribbon on his neck that served as a chocker, and took off his formal coat and put it on his hands, leaving only the slightly sweaty black black Deep V inside.He walked straight forward with long legs, full of surprise birthday parties for a while, completely unaware of how many people's eyes were on him along the way.

I went back to the waiting room with my brothers, Xiaoshouxing had already been paid out by the manager's brother for any reason, and the members stayed in the waiting room for a little preparation.Jin Shuozhen was still lighting candles, Jiang Mingche stood by and looked at it for a while, feeling that he couldn't help much, after thinking about it, he opened his bag, took out a small black gift box inside, and prepared to Send it together when we celebrate later.

"Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Dear Park Ji-joon, happy birthday to you!"

Surrounded by the birthday cake, Pu Zhixuan leaned forward and blew out the candles. As soon as the cake was put down, the members had already handed over the presents.

Jiang Mingche was the last one. With his hands behind his back, he looked at him seriously and asked, "Brother, do you know what is the biggest difference between me and my brothers?"

I don't know what's going on in this kid's head, but Pu Zhixuan still cooperates to help: "What is it?"

"Brother is a real nobleman, and I am a Shamat nobleman."

Jiang Mingche got closer, and put on his shirt what he had been hiding behind his back all the time, which was a gemstone brooch in the shape of a unicorn.

"Happy birthday, my little prince."