[Entertainment circle] What's the use of laying fat eggs

"Close your eyes and don't move around. Is this strength okay? Will it hurt?"

Tian Jiuguo closed his eyes tightly and boasted, "It's so comfortable."

Jiang Mingche was dutifully wiping shampoo on Tian Jiuguo's head. Since Tian Jiuguo's legs were too long, it was inconvenient to stand and move. Before taking a bath, Jiang Mingche deliberately brought a small chair from the living room. Just sit on it obediently, let Jiang Mingche standing behind him hold the shampoo, help him wash his long hair very gently, and give him a scalp massage by the way.

It was really crowded for two big men to squeeze into one bathroom, but in order to save water, and most importantly, to care for the little dishwashing genius Jin Yunheng from being frozen and sick by the cold water, they had to choose the way that the macho men shared the bath.

Anyway, this is not the first time that this happened. Everyone has the same structure, and they don’t have any strange hobbies. It can also help each other rub their backs, and carry out the perfect policy of transnational good brotherhood, mutual help and mutual assistance between China and South Korea.

Jiang Mingche knows some massage skills. In the past few days in New Zealand, Tian Jiuguo came to drive the RV almost every time. He didn't have a good rest at all. No matter how hard his body is, he couldn't bear it. By this time, his hidden skills can be used work.

The scalp massage was so comfortable that Tian Jiuguo almost fell asleep with his eyes closed, and after pressing for a few minutes, Jiang Mingche stopped and patted his relative's shoulder lightly: "Okay, after the massage, hurry up and rest after washing. "

Tian Jiuguo opened his eyes and turned to look at him: "Do you want me to press it for you too?"

Jiang Mingche waved his hand: "No need, I haven't driven in the past few days, so hurry up and wash it."

Tian Jiuguo hummed, quickly washed his head full of foam, washed his body with shower gel, seemed to think of something, squeezed some more in his hands, looked at Jiang Mingche whose back was turned to him, and asked : "Shall I rub your back for you?"

The latter nodded and did not speak. Tian Jiuguo silently stared at the back of his relatives for a while. Although they were all of the same structure, there was not much difference in height. Even Jiang Mingche was slightly taller than him by a few centimeters, but the two of them The difference in body shape is far more obvious than imagined.

Jiang Mingche obviously let himself go during the holiday period, unlike him who insisted on exercising weightlifting during the holiday, the originally hard muscles have softened a lot now, but he himself is a body that only eats but does not gain weight , When standing with Tian Jiuguo, who has already developed a strong tendon, he felt that he was a size smaller.

"Don't you want to rub your back? Are you asleep?"

Seeing that he hadn't moved for a long time, Jiang Mingche couldn't help asking, and Tian Jiuguo came back to his senses, as if he suddenly remembered something, and asked, "Did you also get a tattoo during the holiday?"

Jiang Mingche has seen a lot of tattoos in his previous life, and he has heard some stories related to tattoos. In his understanding, having tattoos does not mean degeneration, but something unforgettable to commemorate.He didn't have the idea of ​​getting a tattoo at first. After all, he was afraid of nothing but pain. It would be uncomfortable to even think about tattooing such a large pattern on his skin. He couldn't do this kind of self-abuse.

The reason why such an idea popped up suddenly, and was put into practice, is actually because I saw the pictures that Park Zhixuan sent him, which are the hand-painted pattern "NeverMind" that once appeared on his waist and abdomen, and it is also his new tattoo. .

After asking the other party what he meant, and knowing that the tattoo was not painful, he became curious, and happened to see Tian Jiuguo posting his tattoo photo during the holiday. Taking advantage of the sufficient time during the holiday, he simply went to the tattoo studio. I have a pattern tattooed on the lower part of my collarbone.

Jiang Mingche simply turned around and asked Tian Jiuguo to watch it by himself.The bathroom was foggy, and the string of words on his body was small. Tian Jiuguo simply moved closer and repeated the words on it: "Nirvana? Isn't this the name of your previous single?"

Jiang Mingche nodded: "Yes, it's also the name of my favorite band."

Specifically why this pattern is tattooed, everyone has their own big secret that is inconvenient to disclose, Tian Jiuguo didn't ask, and Jiang Mingche didn't say much.The two of them discussed this topic in a tacit understanding. Jiang Mingche pointed to Tian Jiuguo's incomparably wild big flower arm, and couldn't help but clicked his tongue: "Such a large area, doesn't it hurt?"

Tian Jiuguo smirked and didn't say anything more, and the two of them didn't waste any more time, they resolved the battle as quickly as possible, wiped their bodies clean, changed their clothes and walked out of the bathroom together.

"Yo Hoo, it's been a long time since we took a shower together, how do you feel, you two?"

The pair of conjoined twins finally came out, Park Zhijuan, who always stands on the front line of carrying the flag, did not forget to take this good opportunity to tease his younger brother, he raised his eyebrows at the two children meaningfully, his tone full of jokes .After all, Tian Jiuguo is not as thick-skinned as his relatives. Jiang Mingche wiped his still wet hair without changing his face, and replied solemnly: "I don't feel anything. Maybe, Xiaoguo's muscles are very sexy?"

Tian Jiuguo's cheeks were flushed, and he didn't know if it was because of the hot steam in the bathroom, or because he was simply ashamed by his relatives' words.Not to be outdone, he walked forward without even thinking, and lifted the hem of Jiang Mingche's T-shirt, revealing the clearly visible abdominal muscles that were not as good as before.

"Your boy is not bad either."

Jiang Mingche reached out to slap his paws, raised his eyebrows, and looked at him with interest: "Didn't you just see what you should and shouldn't, and you've already seen it?"

Ginger was cut open, but the inside was yellow. It seemed that he was not worried about what kind of reaction would be caused after the speech of tiger and wolf was broadcast. He was satisfied to see Tian Jiuguo's rare cute face with blushing and shyness. Jiang Mingche raised the corners of his lips and patted On his shoulders, amidst Pu Zhijun's uncontrollable laughter, he returned to the dormitory room happily humming a tune he heard from nowhere.

It's getting late, and we have to get up early tomorrow morning to go to the next travel destination. After running around all day today, the members are really tired.Jiang Mingche yawned, picked up his phone, and was about to climb onto the bed without even drying his hair. Seeing this, Jin Yuheng, who was already lying on the lower bunk, quickly pulled him back: "Wipe your hair first, before you dry it. Go to bed, you will catch a cold easily tomorrow morning."

Jiang Mingche half-closed his eyes, and his expression was full of undisguised fatigue. Seeing this, Jin Haoheng still couldn't bear it, he sighed softly and got up, and went to another room to ask Tian Jiuguo to borrow a hair dryer.

Pu Zhixuan held a hair dryer in his hand, while Tian Jiuguo sat obediently on a chair. He asked a bit, and got an unsatisfactory answer. Finally, he went back to the bathroom silently and brought out a clean towel again, leaving Jiang Mingche half-hearted. Leaning, I used a towel to gently wipe his slightly wet hair.

Maybe it was because the movements were too comfortable. When Jiang Mingche opened his eyes in a daze again, he lifted the quilt and realized later that he had unintentionally occupied Jin Yuheng's bed. In order not to disturb him, Jin Yuheng didn't take him After waking up, he simply gave up the bed and slept on Jiang Mingche's bed.

This morning's itinerary still started from the supermarket.

Tonight they will go to the designated place to start a camping trip. Since they have wiped out all the ingredients they bought last night, they will go to the supermarket this time just to be on the safe side, still to replenish their stocks.After buying the ingredients and wood needed for tonight's camping, and carefully counting to make sure there is nothing missing, the members ended their trip to the supermarket this morning and prepared to officially start today's full-day travel plan.

"Wow, it's so beautiful here."

This is Lake Pukaki, New Zealand. The crystal clear water and blue sky form a unique beauty.The members sighed again and again, Jiang Mingche took a few pictures with his mobile phone, thought for a while and ran back to the RV to find his camera.

"Brother Han Heng, stand here and don't move, I'll take some pictures for you."

Sure enough, the photographer Jiang first found his queen model. After all, he is a professional artist, and he will subconsciously put on a professional posture when he stands in front of the camera. What's more, the model himself is still in a 360-degree angle, and he can see the heinous world from almost any angle. Stunning, such a beautiful scenery with such a peerless handsome guy, it couldn't be more beautiful.

"Ah Yigu, not bad."

Jiang Mingche, the photographer, was very satisfied, and Kim Hongheng, the model, was also quite satisfied.The two cooperated to take a lot of pictures of each other, and they stopped when they heard the sudden noise of the members on the other side. Jiang Mingche put the camera back in the RV, and ran down again with his things, only to find that the members At the moment, I am playing the international water drifting contest.

Jiang Mingche didn't participate, and he didn't care if he didn't do it cleanly. He randomly found an open space and sat down on his buttocks, sitting beside him and watching the battle with great interest.Looking at the beautiful scenery of water and sky in front of him, he took a deep breath, and suddenly said: "If I retire in the future, I really want to live here."

The scenery of New Zealand really has a magical power of healing. Being in it will make people relax unconsciously. Jiang Mingche likes this kind of environment very much.Jin Yunheng on the side heard this and nodded accordingly: "I like this place too, if I can settle here, it seems to be very good."

Jiang Mingche thought so deeply, and the two of them didn't take it too seriously. After the game was over, time was limited, and it was time to go to the next location.

The next stop was Mount Cook. We climbed the mountain together and saw the glacier. The day's trip was almost over. It was time to go to the designated camping site and officially start their camping trip.I had an experience in Malta last season, and everyone was not clueless, but the camping equipment I bought did not have any manuals, and it was inevitable that I was a little confused at the beginning.

The dinner was still prepared by two chefs, Min Yoongi and Jiang Mingche.

"Do you want to eat mutton skewers at night?!"

Jiang Mingche yelled, and Tian Jiuguo was the first to respond, as expected, he didn't even care about the tent he was installing in his hands, and when he heard that there was a long-lost mutton skewer to eat, his eyes lit up, and he stuffed the things on the way before he realized what happened With Zheng Haoxi holding something in his hand, he ran up to Jiang Mingche.

"Wow! It's real! Mutton skewers!! I want to eat, I want to eat!"

There was still a lot of dipping sauce left in the hot pot yesterday, and I bought what I needed from the supermarket early this morning. It is not a problem to eat authentic lamb skewers.Brother Yunqi and Brother Shuozhen were still making fire, while Jiang Mingche led Tian Jiuguo into the RV, and moved out the ingredients bought today one by one.

"Cut the mutton into pieces and stick them on top of this."

Tian Jiuguo nodded obediently, skewered the mutton one by one according to Jiang Mingche's request, and put it aside.When the ingredients were ready, Zheng Haoxi called him to assemble the camping bed of the tent before he had time to rest.

Seeing how hard he was working, Jiang Mingche took a bunch of mutton skewers, put all the seasonings on the assembled small table, and sat in front of the fire to roast the meat, selectively ignoring the writing by Brother Yunqi and Brother Shuozhen With eyes full of longing, he ran to the tent holding the grilled lamb skewers that were still smelling delicious, and handed them to Tian Jiuguo's lips.

"The mutton kebabs are here by express delivery, take a bite first and then go to work."

Seeing this, Zheng Haoxi subconsciously swallowed his saliva, and said sourly, "Yeah, you're a bit biased."

Park Zhijuan, who was also working silently in the tent, raised his head: "He wrote the words 'Tian Jiuguo' clearly in his heart, and there is no us at all."

"Mingche, you are not qualified as a Duanshui master."