[Entertainment circle] What's the use of laying fat eggs

"Cheche, it's time to get up."

Jiang Mingche was sleeping soundly without even moving his eyelids. Tian Jiu Guoqi, who was already sleeping next to him, stretched out his hand reluctantly and pinched his cheeks that had grown fleshy since the holiday: "You promised me yesterday , you will accompany me out for a walk early this morning."

Jiang Mingche reluctantly turned over, slapped away his annoying paws, and buried his cheeks in the soft quilt: "Xihe."

Tian Jiuguo was persevering, but he tried several times. The guy who promised to accompany him to climb the mountain for a walk in the morning yesterday did not respond in the slightest except to slap off his paw that was trying to make trouble.

Seeing that he was really tired and unwilling to move, Tian Jiuguo had no choice but to subconsciously glance at the camera in the room. He couldn't use the usual method in the dormitory to lift him directly from the bed, and sighed regretfully. He lifted the quilt and got up first.

Perhaps because he was a little sleepy, Jiang Mingche fell asleep very late last night, and couldn't get up early in the morning at all.He turned over and opened his closed eyes as if he heard someone knocking on the window.His face was still a bit swollen just after waking up, and he didn't want to move before waking up, so he just raised his hand and waved it in a daze, then closed his eyes and fell asleep again.

"Xiao Che. I've got up, and I have to go up the mountain today."

The quilt was lifted mercilessly, Jiang Mingche shrank subconsciously, and finally opened his eyes reluctantly.After tossing and tossing for nearly ten minutes in a row, he finally woke up a little bit, and got off the bed with a yawn.Since he was going to go hiking for a walk in a while, Jiang Mingche deliberately changed into a new outfit, wearing the outdoor boots he bought yesterday, and walked out of the room with the sleepiness on his face that had not completely faded away.

"Brother, good morning."

Jiang Mingche yawned, the slightly long bangs hanging in front of his eyes were really itchy, he subconsciously raised his hand to rub it, but before he got close to his eyes, his arm was grabbed: "Don't rub your eyes, it's easy to get inflamed."

The restless brat has to watch more, and the leader who was also worried about it today sighed silently.He pointed to the dining table beside him: "The milk tastes good, let's eat something first."

Jiang Mingche hummed, he didn't eat much for breakfast, he only had a glass of milk and a simple sandwich, and he had to go climbing in a while, so it was the same when he came back.After he had finished eating, everyone packed up their things and loudly sang the catchphrase song composed by Mr. Jin Yuheng, and a group of eight people took selfie sticks and went up the mountain noisily.

"Why do I always feel that we are kindergarten children on a spring outing hahaha."

Zheng Haoxi, who was walking side by side with him, suddenly hooked his shoulders, and gently scratched Jiang Mingche's chin with both hands, as if teasing a child: "Our little friend Mingche, Wu Zuzu!"

Jiang Mingche was helpless. According to Korean age, he is now 23 years old. He is no longer a child, but his brothers are still keen to tease his younger brother. After several resistances were still ineffective, Jiang Mingche simply gave up on himself, very natural He accepted Jung Ho-seok's chin-scratching attack without hesitation.

He moved closer, since he went to act, this kid's acting skills are much better than before, especially in the attainment of deliberately pretending to be pitiful and innocent, which can be said to be the tea in the critical moment.His eyes were big and agile, staring at each other clearly, with a deliberate innocent expression, he stretched out his hand towards Zheng Haoxi:

"Brother, for the sake of being a child, why don't you give me a red envelope as a meeting gift?"

After living for so many years, he has never seen the other party's appearance. It is because of the relationship that he has met countless times. Zheng Haoxi has long developed resistance to this face. Hearing this, he raised his eyebrows: "Oh? Brother, am I not enough?"

Jiang Mingche finally couldn't hold back his laughter. He stretched out his hand and held each other. The two brothers maintained this hand-holding movement, not forgetting to dangle back and forth, walking up the mountain together sticky.

This mountain looks very close, but I don't know why I always feel that I can't go to the end. Everyone is a little tired, and they haven't persisted for too long, so they decide to use the fairest method - rock-paper-scissors for the final duel, and the winner Those who can return to the dormitory in advance, those who lose need to continue climbing.

The story of tooth extraction has been carried on to the fourth season, and the children still failed to "quit gambling". As expected, and not surprisingly, this glorious punishment task fell on the famous stinky hands in the group——Park Zhijun and Min Yoongi body.

After eating some food, it was considered full. By the time Min Yoongi and Park Jijun came back from the mountain, everyone had already finished their breakfast, and it was time to leave the homestay and go to the next location.

It was difficult to find the way when they came back. Min Yoon-ki and Park Ji-joon came back from stepping on the mud. Their trousers and shoes were covered with mud, so they had to take a shower and change their clothes.Fearing that he would feel uncomfortable on the road if he didn't eat, Zheng Haoxi made several golden sandwiches according to his secret recipe, and waited for the two of them to eat together after taking a bath.

After eating and changing clothes, it was finally time to check out and leave.

The next stop is the urban area, and they need to go to the self-service gas station in the urban area to refuel the two cars.There is a not-so-big comprehensive shopping mall near the gas station, which displays a lot of products. Jiang Mingche bought a lot in that outdoor goods store yesterday. He didn't want to buy any more at first, but when he heard that Brother Haoxi was treating guests , and silently ran to the merchandise cabinet to get a few pairs of socks.

"Just take whatever you need, and I'll buy it for you."

The handsome and rich Mr. Zheng Haoxi waved his hand. Jiang Mingche thought that he had all the basic things for camping tomorrow, so he didn't take any more, and obediently put them in front of the cashier.

I don't know if it was negligence, but when I checked out and packed my things back, I found that I took an extra hat. Zheng Haoxi was about to get out of the car and return the extra hat. However, they got together to discuss a "big conspiracy".

"Are you really going to leave my brother behind? Isn't that bad?"

Still holding the socks Brother Haoxi bought for him, Jiang Mingche glanced in the direction of the mall, and asked a question hesitantly.But in the end, the psychology of watching the excitement defeated his few remaining consciences. Thinking about the possible reaction of Brother Haoxi at that time, when they met Pu Zhixuan's eyes, the two bad boys laughed together Come.

Zheng Haoxi didn't notice this, and when he got out of the shopping mall after successfully refunding the money, what awaited him was a completely empty parking space.

He obviously didn't expect such a situation, and he really thought that this group of careless members had left him behind, and he was even mentally prepared to use the money that had just been refunded in his hand to take a ride.

Panicked and at a loss for a moment, he took out his mobile phone and called Park Zhijun to inquire about the situation.But Pu Zhixuan had almost no laughs, so he couldn't stand it. At first, he thought that his brother was in an SUV, but after listening to Haoxi's complaints and cursing, he finally couldn't help laughing.

After realizing that this group of unconscionable guys did this on purpose, Zheng Haoxi couldn't hold back his anger, and couldn't help complaining and cursing as soon as he got in the car.His temper came and went quickly, and he was coaxed by the hair, and he calmed down after a while.

"Brother Haoxi, hey Salang!"

Sitting in the SUV, Jiang Mingche held the walkie-talkie and deliberately lowered his voice to confess his sincerity.The next second, a reply came from the intercom, and it was Jin Nanjun's voice: "Haoxi just said that he doesn't like people without conscience at all."

Jin Shuozhen, who was driving the car, didn't hold back his smile at first, and Jin Yunheng still didn't forget to look back at him.Jiang Mingche didn't want to give up easily, and picked up the walkie-talkie again: "Brother Haoxi, I like you the most in the whole world!"

Before the reply from over there came, he heard Jin Yuheng who was sitting in the passenger seat suddenly turn his head: "What about me? Didn't you say you like me the most?" Just at this time, the intercom in his hand rang again. , this time it was Tian Jiuguo's voice: "Ah! Jiang Mingche! Didn't you say you like me?!"

Oh hoo, Neptune finally overturned the car.

The elder brothers were excitedly waiting to watch the fun, but Jiang Mingche's face remained unchanged. He picked up the walkie-talkie again and said solemnly: "You are all my little treasures."

He has been abused by his aunt since he was a child, and when it comes to nasty lines, as long as his skin is thick enough, Jiang Mingche has never been afraid of anyone.

So no surprise, as soon as his line, which can be called a nuclear bomb level, immediately shocked the opposite RV group, Park Zhixuan couldn't help shaking the goose bumps on his body, and sighed from the bottom of his heart: "Is this kid What messed up TV series did you watch again, where did you learn these lines that make you cringe?”

Zheng Haoxi was also disgusted, he refused to be called a baby, and shouted at Jin Nanjun: "Nanjun, tell him to be more careful when practicing dance in the future."Also, hide him when you go back"

Of course, this was just a joke, and Jin Nanjun dutifully helped convey his meaning.

On the other side of the SUV, Jiang Mingche blinked his eyes when he heard this. He finally panicked, and didn't continue to push back. He quickly picked up the walkie-talkie and knelt down to admit his mistake.

He doesn’t have many hobbies, but he has been collecting figurines until now. Most of them are related to anime and movie characters. When he is under a lot of pressure, he will open the cabinet and fiddle with it. It is an absolute way for him to relax. The best sharp weapon is also his lifeblood.

On the other side of the RV, Zheng Haoxi couldn't help laughing out loud when he heard Jin Nanjun's repeated words.It has to be said that the original anger dissipated a lot when this kid interrupted him. The mastermind of this incident was not Jiang Mingche, but the elder brother Jin Suozhen who proposed this idea. Of course, Zheng Haoxi would not hold on to him tightly. Let go, deliberately pretending to be reluctant and said a few words.

Seeing that this kid seemed to really admit his mistakes with a good attitude, and was losing his temper by Shun Maoshun, Zheng Haoxi squinted his eyes and changed the subject before revealing the matter.

Jiang Mingche was finally able to breathe a sigh of relief, Brother Haoxi had finally been pampered, but the brothers who were in the car with him did not think of giving up on him so easily.

"Little Che, if you had to choose between the figurine and your brother Haoxi, who would you choose?"

Jiang Mingche: "It must be Brother Haoxi, the figure is not as important as him."

Jin Yunheng didn't give up, and asked, "Then Brother Haoxi and I, if you have to choose one, who should you choose?"

It was this terrifying Shura field again, and Jiang Mingche sighed helplessly in his heart. Fortunately, it was not the first time he had encountered a similar scene, and he had accumulated a lot of coping experience unintentionally. With an extremely pure and innocent face, he opened his mouth and replied:

"You are all the most precious existences in the world, and I really have no right to choose among them."

Jin Yunheng rolled his eyes: "Speak human."

Jiang Mingche looked serious: "Of course adults choose to have both."