"It is said that there is a way to make a perpetual motion machine."
"As long as two cats stack their paws, according to the theorem of 'the cat's paws are always on top', the paws of the two cats will form a perpetual motion."
"Hahahaha Dahei, stop hitting, stop hitting!"
The little black cat lay on top of Mingyou's head, and the cat's paws slapped Mingyou's forehead vigorously.
I'm so mad!Isn't it a sudden obsessive-compulsive disorder attack!you laugh!dare you laugh!
After being washed clean, the color of its fur became brighter, and the monkey, which shone like gold, scratched its head.
Was the little bald monkey being bullied?
But why is the little bald monkey laughing so loudly?
The little gray wolf glanced at the yellow-haired monkey.are you stupidYour Highness has been patting the cat's paw for so long, and the little spirit beast master didn't even have a red mark on his forehead. Do you believe what he said, he patted hard?
The yellow-haired monkey scratched its head again.
It's too complicated for a monkey to understand.
The yellow-haired monkey has returned to the team, so they will naturally hold a naming meeting again.
Mingyou: "Speaking of big monkeys, it must be Sun Wukong!"
"Then rhubarb."
Mingyou: "You may not know what Monkey King means, let me briefly tell you the story of "Journey to the West"!"
"Sure enough, it can only be rhubarb."
Mingyou: "Actually, it's not bad to be called Senior Brother."
"If the yellow hair is not called rhubarb, what is it called? It was decided to be rhubarb."
Mingyou: "...is it called Da Jin anyway? This is obviously a golden monkey?"
"Who agrees and who opposes? Well, the vote is unanimous. You will be called Dahuang from now on." Arthur Maomao clapped his paw and said.
Mingyou, who didn't count tickets, could only squat in the corner and draw circles.
The yellow-haired monkey continued to scratch its head.
Rhubarb is just rhubarb, he doesn't care much about the name.But the little bald monkey seems very sad, why don't you try to persuade him?
Arthur the cat jumped on the rhubarb's head: "Why do you scratch your head all the time, do you have fleas on your head?"
Arthur the cat scratched and pulled out a long scarred wound from the monkey fur.
Arthur Cat: "..."
Arthur Cat: "Stupid Woo!!!!!!!"
Mingyou was frightened by Arthur's cat's shrill scream and jumped up like a cat: "What's wrong, what's wrong...why is there such a big scar! Let me see!"
Arthur the cat jumped aside, and Mingyou began to check the yellow-haired monkey's wound.
After inspection, Mingyou found that the wound was caused by the teeth of the desolate beast, not the old wound of the yellow-haired monkey on the battlefield.
"There is blood congestion in the brain. This blood congestion may be the culprit that caused Rhubarb's amnesia." The Star Alliance's treatment equipment is very advanced, and can directly perform a perspective examination. Mingyou said after examining Rhubarb, "There is not much blood congestion, and it is wrapped in energy. Thank God , spirit beasts are energy life forms. Daily massage and acupuncture should speed up the absorption of blood stasis."
Mingyou took out the acupuncture box from the system space, opened it with a "snap", and there were several neat rows of silver needles of different lengths inside.The longest silver needle was as long as a palm.
All the fuzzies who were demented or not all backed away in unison, looking at Mingyou with horrified eyes.
Use this thing to stick it in the head?you sure?
"Don't worry! Absolutely no problem!" Mingyou patted his chest, but none of the fluffy ones believed him.
The yellow-haired monkey shrank behind the big white bear, hugging its knees and shivering.
No monkey!Monkeys can't!Monkey can't do it!
"It doesn't hurt, it really doesn't hurt." Mingyou said, "Don't shy away from medical treatment. This is the Energy Stone Acupuncture Box, the only one in the entire Star Alliance. I haven't found a substitute. It's super precious! Trust me, what's wrong with it? It's all gone!"
Arthur Cat felt that he was too small and felt very insecure, so he turned back into Arthur Tiger, trying to use his huge size to embolden him: "Xiaoyou, are you sure it's okay to stick this?"
The big white bear glanced at his highness.
Why don't you call me stupid now?Your Highness, I have never seen you so cowardly before.
"It's really all right." Mingyou tried hard to round his almond eyes, trying to make his expression look convincing, "Although I haven't tried it on a spirit beast, it's definitely all right!"
In the system, I passed the acupuncture and moxibustion final exam with an S-level evaluation!As long as it is an energy life form, I can show it to you!
Although I haven't tried it on spirit beasts...
Even the big white bear couldn't help shivering.
"Why haven't I seen you use it before?" Arthur Hu's tiger face was wrinkled and worried.
It's not that he doesn't believe in Mingyou, it's just... that piercing his head is different from piercing other places.Mingyou couldn't produce convincing evidence, so he really didn't dare to let Mingyou do it.
It's really big!
"It's too expensive, I'm only exchanging it now." Mingyou said.
All Fuzzy knows that Mingyou has a learning optical brain, which is the same as the optical brain they had when they were in school. They must complete exams and homework and get credits before they can get rewards from the optical brain.
But that's not what they want to know.Stuck in the head or something, or...
"Try to find the wild beast first." Arthur Hu finally made a decision by patting the pad, "If the wild beast is fine, let Xiaoyou take a stab at it. A wound as big as his head is fine. It won't be a big problem at once."
The little gray wolf frowned: "Your Highness, please think twice."
Arthur Hu said: "The problems in Rhubarb's head, if you don't trust Mingyou, do you trust other people? Do we dare to ask other doctors to perform brain surgery on Rhubarb?"
The little gray wolf was speechless.
According to normal thinking, the medical skills of an old doctor who has been practicing medicine for many years are naturally more trustworthy than the childish little spirit beast master.But now they have determined that the theory of spirit beasts is fundamentally wrong.In other words, the current treatment plan may be completely different for spirit beasts.
After the spirit beast of the energy body is injured, if it cannot return to its human form, it can almost only rely on self-healing.So Mingyou has no experience, and those doctors are also inexperienced.
The elders of the Academy of Sciences once said that they wanted to "practice" with spirit beasts.But donating the remains is nothing more than human experimentation without even scientific principles is tantamount to murder.
Since the advancement of science requires the spirit beasts to make sacrifices, why not choose to let the little spirit beast master who has already saved them come?
"This is really no problem." Mingyou slapped his head, and then remembered that acupuncture and moxibustion are not common sense in this world, "I will pass on the theory to you. Although the body structure of energy life forms simulates living things, it is still in essence Energy, so the silver needle wrapped with energy will not be recognized as a foreign body by the immune system of the spirit beast and will cause rejection."
"These silver needles are good energy conductors, equivalent to needle tubes... Sigh, it's hard to explain in words, just read the information!"
Only then did Little Fool Ming pass on the relevant information to them.There are texts, videos, and pictures in the materials, which are easy to understand. After all, this is the most basic treatment in the elf world, similar to wearing a Band-Aid on your hand.
The new information is an improved version suitable for this world after the system combines the information of spirit beasts.When Mingyou perfected the encyclopedia of spirit beasts, the database of the system was continuously enriched, adding many skill trees for the cultivation of spirit beasts.
Mingyou now spends his knowledge like water, sneaking into the system every night to study.
Now he dared to pat his chest and proudly expressed that even Dahei, who used him as a pillow and quilt, didn't notice that he stayed up late to study again.
Mingyou slipped his mouth when introducing the information, Arthur Hu looked at Mingyou very unkindly.
His eyes seemed to be sizing up which part of Mingyou could be slapped, and then he opened his mouth wide, and bit the young man who would never learn well to death with one bite.
The big white bear supported his forehead with his paw.
The little gray wolf silently shrugged.
Right, he just said that the little spirit beast master was raised by His Highness to be more and more similar to His Highness.
Admit your mistakes sincerely, and never change after repeated admonitions.
Mingyou also realized that he had slipped his mouth after getting carried away, so he covered his mouth in horror and shook his head vigorously.
It's not that I didn't, Dahei listen to my explanation!
The big black cat shook its head vigorously, flapping its ears.
I don't listen, I don't listen, stupid you wait!After saving the yellow-haired monkey, see how I deal with you!At least facing the wall and thinking about mistakes and handwriting self-criticism are absolutely indispensable!
Mingyou QAQ.
I will never get carried away again.
"Your optical brain is not only a learning system, but also has a very powerful data processing capability, which is equivalent to a super optical brain." Arthur Hu gave Mingyou a fierce look, and then began to talk about business, "I will help you with this Report, say that your optical brain is a super optical brain that gathers all the research data of the entire spirit beast planet, and it is the crystallization of knowledge of the spirit beast masters."
"This super optical brain binds your life characteristics, and only you can use it. It is also equivalent to a learning optical brain. Only when you pass the exam and learn enough knowledge can you unlock the next system."
"In addition to study and exams, other methods of hard unlocking will cause the light brain to self-destruct. The disaster of the civilization of the spirit beast masters makes them not trust anyone other than your descendants."
"Do you understand?" Arthur Tiger asked.
Mingyou nodded hard, listening, I understand!
should!
Should...should?
"I'll sort out this speech and send it to you. You've memorized it by heart." Arthur Hu stuck his paw on it, pushing Mingyou's head from side to side, and the tofu mixed with water and frozen in his head There was a ding-dong sound.
Stupid!
Arthur Hu held Mingyou's head in two cat paws and shook it vigorously, wishing to shake all the tofu dregs out of his head, almost shaking Mingyou into a concussion.
The little gray wolf lay on the ground and sighed deeply.
I hope that my companions will wake up quickly, and everyone will work together to protect this little fool.
Although the little gray wolf looked disgusted, his eyes were full of smiles.
Perhaps for this group of warriors who have seen too much darkness, although Mingyou is talented in the aspects of spiritual beast cultivation knowledge and music, but other aspects are simpler and easier to understand than blank paper, it is possible for them to let everyone know. They accept it as their own family without any grievances.
After all, they have suffered enough betrayals.
Mingyou was disgusted by the furries he raised, but his treatment plan passed.
It's not that spirit beasts don't have the courage to dedicate themselves to science, but at least you have to come up with a more reliable plan.Who the hell would agree to the application submitted by the Academy of Sciences, "I don't know what to study, let's try dissecting a spirit beast first"?
Arthur Hu snorted, and while videoing with his elder brother, he crackled the printed academic papers: "Look, even the mentally retarded Ming is suspecting that there is something wrong with our Star Alliance's spirit beast research system. Ask me whether Whether we start from the living habits of desolate beasts, or start from the daily observation of spirit beasts, it will not make the spirit beasts become like this after learning the cultivation of spirit beasts."
"What can I say, I can only fool him, saying that everyone is just looking in the wrong direction, but they are still working hard."
"Work hard! The Star Alliance has been at peace for too long, and the combat power of S-level superpowers has become a display. They are not used easily, just like tactical threats. They have been idle. Many people in the Star Alliance don't even bother to do maintenance. , and said that people in remote star regions are still eating grass, with this money, it is better to improve people's livelihood!"
"Anyway, there is no war in the Star Alliance, and spirit beasts are useless, so everyone can make do with it!"
"As a result, the war broke out, and the logistics, medical treatment, and cooperation couldn't keep up. It all depends on the S-level abilities to fill it with life and willpower!"
"In the end, those bastards still said it was our fault. If we let a few more spirit beasts do their unreliable human experiments, they will be researched soon? If they come up with academic papers like Zhuyou, I will take the lead. Go volunteer for them!"
His Majesty Aldrich did not make a sound.He finished the thesis first, then turned to the person next to him and said, "Teacher, what do you think?"
"It's simple and easy to understand, and it can be used as a training manual." Neil Gretel smacked the ground with a cane, "The Senate of the Academy of Sciences has been completely corrupted by capital, and they hold the right to speak about the cultivation of spirit beasts. In order to defend the huge profit chain derived from the cultivation of spirit beasts."
"We used to be wary before, but now that we have Xiaoyou, the Council of Elders should be disbanded."
"It's best that all of this is resolved before Xiaoyou enters the public eye. I don't want him to be hurt by the Star Alliance again." Arthur Tiger Claw typed frantically.
"Take good care of him." Aldrich saw that his younger brother had returned to his former vivacity and arrogance, and he couldn't restrain his relief and smile on his serious face.
"Of course." Arthur Tiger raised his tail high.
That's the fool of his family, he doesn't take care of anyone.
After arranging the matter to his brother, Arthur walked on tiptoe to Xiaotian's newly remodeled "treatment room".
In the treatment room, there is a yellow-haired monkey that is tied up.
The yellow-haired monkey couldn't understand the paper, but he still thought he couldn't do it at all.
So he was tied up by five flowers.
Here, Arthur Tiger is the boss. If Arthur Tiger says yes, then it is absolutely fine.
"Don't move around, you don't want to get a few more needles after the needle is skewed?" Mingyou persuaded with his innocent and kind expression, "If you move too much, there will be a 'click', The needle was broken in the head, and the craniotomy was needed to find the needle point."
"Hey, looking for a needle in your mind can also be called finding a needle in a haystack?" Mingyou thought he found a very interesting joke, and quickly shared it with the fluffy people beside him.
The other fluffy ones shuddered.
What a joke!Why is it so cold?Spine chills!
"Isn't it funny? I think it's funny." Ming Xiaoyou, who was still troubled by the difference in his smile from the fluffy ones, sighed softly.
The yellow-haired monkey was already stiff.
Stiffer than ice sculptures made by great pyrenes.
He was even careful about breathing, for he was afraid that the muscle tremors caused by breathing would be too large, causing the energy needle to break in his head with a "click", and let the little bald monkey "find a needle in a haystack".
Arthur Tiger stroked his big tail that had been blown into a fairy stick, and silently exited the treatment room.
Does Chuyou know how terrible what he said?He probably really doesn't know, right?
Fortunately, he wasn't the one with the bag on his head.
……
Although it is scary to say, Mingyou is right, acupuncture is indeed a small treatment, as long as you are a spirit beast master, you can do it.
That is, the place of acupuncture this time is the head, which frightened the fluffy ones.If Mingyou exchanged the acupuncture box early and pierced the big black cat's legs, no one would raise any objections.
Acupuncture works very well.The energy needle pierced the energy film on the surface of the blood stasis, and introduced the energy in Mingyou's body into the wound of the yellow-haired monkey, guiding the energy in the blood stasis of the yellow-haired monkey to flow again, driving the blood to flow towards less important parts, and reducing the impact on the blood. Suppression of memory regions.
Mingyou preliminarily estimated that after ten or twenty times, the congestion in Rhubarb's head would disappear, and then the scar would be able to be treated.
Because rhubarb has a strong stress response to acupuncture, in order to appease rhubarb's emotions, Mingyou made acupuncture every two days to give rhubarb a psychological buffer time of one day.
Rhubarb squatted on the ground and covered his head.Although he did feel that the dull pain in his head had improved, the "joke" of "finding a needle in a haystack" left him with a strong psychological shadow, and it was really difficult for him to accept treatment happily.
After the first treatment, they stayed at Dashu for a few days.
The young leaves and fruits of the big tree are very suitable food for spirit beasts.Mingyou and Xiaotian analyzed the big tree, and after getting the analysis report, they could ask the Star Alliance government to find trees of similar subjects and narrow the scope of finding food for spirit beasts.
On the surface, Mingyou was still silly and happy every day, but at night when he was sleeping with the big black cat, he dropped a few more golden beans.
The big black cat's paws pulled Mingyou's small head into his collar: "What's wrong?"
Mingyou said in a muffled voice, "My heart hurts."
The big black cat sighed: "Do you feel sorry for the big monkey?"
Mingyou hugged the big black cat's neck tightly: "I feel sorry for you. I feel sorry for the spirit beast."
"I have already learned most of the basic knowledge of the cultivation of spirit beasts. Injured spirit beasts are basically treated by reintroduction, allowing them to integrate into the wild beast group, which is said to enhance their self-healing power."
"Although this method is indeed not wrong, the Star Alliance has not found a way to heal the spirit beast, so let the spirit beast find it by itself. Instead of letting people who don't understand anything mess around, place hope on the spirit beast's own survival instinct , may be the only way."
"You said that there is currently no record of spirit beasts dying at the hands of desolate beasts during stocking. But not dying does not mean that there are no injuries. Even if the wounds heal in the end, the injuries you have suffered, the pain and torture you have experienced, does not mean that they will disappear. gone."
"It's like rhubarb. After a long time, the blood in his head will disappear automatically, his memory will recover, and his scars will fall off. But what about the pain and torture he has suffered during this period? Let's forget it?"
"You said that the people who study the cultivation of spirit beasts have done their best. I believe you, I may be arrogant... But is there really nothing I can do? Even if you press a tracker on the spirit beast, from the life trajectory of the spirit beast How about finding a way to heal spirit beasts?"
The more Mingyou said, the more wronged he became, as if the scars and pain were experienced by himself.
"Well... well, it's a very complicated reason." Arthur Hu raised his head, ouch, it's almost impossible to hide it.
But he really didn't want to tell Mingyou these dirty things.
What is he going to say?To the Star Alliance, which has been at peace for a long time, spirit beasts are like weapons with high maintenance costs that have not been used for a long time?Is it normal for it to rust after being left for a long time?
Normal shit.
But this is the fact.
In particular, under the premise that the research on spirit beasts is underdeveloped, most of the S-level supernatural beings who can transform into beasts have good family backgrounds and occupy high positions. It is really embarrassing for them to take risks to participate in the research.
Even if there are spirit beasts with poor family backgrounds, as S-level supernatural beings, they are all treasures of the Star Alliance. It is impossible to let them participate in experiments that are life-threatening.
The Star Alliance has been peaceful for a long time, and the Star Alliance troops usually go to fight with the Star Thief. S-level supernatural beings are enough. They rarely use the form of spirit beasts. The possibility of injury and weakness is very low, and naturally there is no An urgent desire to "be strong" at risk.
Under this premise, the study of spirit beasts has been solidified for a long time, forming a strong chain of interests.
For example, wild animal breeding, a breeding base is a resource star, the cost of which can be imagined.Of course, with such a large cost, the profit is also enviable.
If the foundation of Spiritual Beastology is overthrown, it means that all the huge interest groups based on this foundation will be overthrown.This is like the elimination of old industries by new industries, and it is bound to attract strong resistance from old interest groups.
In the peaceful era, there are too many interests involved in this chain. If it is broken rashly, it will cause strong social problems. Even his brother can only hold his nose and bear it.
However, a war tore apart all the masks of calm and disrupted the originally stable old interest groups.
The Zerg posed a threat to the Star Alliance, and also injected a boost to the development of the Star Alliance.At least the families of S-level supernatural beings will never tolerate the best children of their own families being seriously injured again as they were in this war, which could have been avoided.
The class of S-level superhumans originally overlapped heavily with the old interest groups.The war has torn apart their alliance of interests, and the time for reform has come.
Mingyou is not only the fuse, but also the core of this change, so Arthur is unwilling to let Mingyou know too much.
With Mingyou's sentimental temperament, he will definitely think too much.
Arthur will not let Mingyou come out to attract firepower, he will keep all the flames of war and darkness out of the sight of this poor enough young man.Young people only need to be happy to do research, raise spirit beasts, broadcast live broadcasts, and earn a little money.
What conflicts of interest, what darkness of human nature, what class struggle, if these are still for scientists to worry about, who will do the research?
The establishment of the Council of Elders was originally based on the original intention of allowing scientists to simply conduct experiments, but they deviated from their original intention.
But the elders will be bad, it doesn't mean the original intention is wrong.
Mingyou was so simple-minded in terms of plots and schemes that his mind was filled with horrific frozen bean curd residue. This was congenital mental retardation, and it couldn't be cured the day after tomorrow. Arthur had already given up on Mingyou's treatment.Mingyou tried his best to rescue eleven interstellar heroes who often dealt with various conspiracies and schemes. They also let their little spirit beast masters worry about those dirty things. Are these interstellar heroes losing face?
"If it's very complicated, don't tell me." Seeing the big black cat in trouble, Mingyou laughed through tears, "I'm very self-aware about the weight of my brain, and even Dahei can't handle things, I heard it too Worrying for nothing."
"I will cure you and raise you up to be white and fat. In the future, other spirit beasts who have been bullied will be sent to me. I can't do other things, and my job of raising spirit beasts is absolutely fine. After Mingyou let a few golden beans take away the anxiety in his heart, he regained his blindly optimistic nature, "Raise all of you to be white and fat!"
Big black cat Heixian: "It's okay to be fat in vain."
"That's right, Dahei is black and fat at most, he can't be white." Mingyou 0_0.
The big black cat kicked Mingyou off the bed.
Stupid!I owe a lesson!
Mingyou climbed onto the bed, clinging to the big black cat like an octopus, the big black cat couldn't get off no matter how hard he kicked.
Arthur Tiger: Angry into the ear of an airplane! ! !
……
"Ah, Xiaoyou has a clear heart, but he doesn't want us to worry, so he never said anything." After listening to Arthur Tiger's complaints, the big white bear sighed, "We haven't done enough to make Xiaoyou worry."
The yellow-haired monkey squatted on the ground like a little gangster.
Ah, the little bald monkey cried for me?I am such a big monkey, but I was sympathized by a little bald monkey?How embarrassing!No, I have to show my strength to the little bald monkey!
So Mingyou received a lot of fruits and young leaves from the yellow-haired monkey every day.
All are good ingredients with plenty of energy.
Mingyou happily hugged the big yellow-haired monkey and twirled it around: "The big yellow is too powerful!"
The yellow-haired monkey was picked up by the waist of the little bald-haired monkey, and it was lifted up and circled like a child.
When he fell to the ground, the whole monkey was not well.
Is this little bald monkey... really... the weakest of them all?
Yellow-haired monkey petrified.
"Just get used to it." The little gray wolf was already very calm.
The yellow-haired monkey squatted on the ground and cried.
His weak and pitiful family, who agreed to protect him?So strong, how to protect it?
Arthur Hu glanced at the yellow-haired monkey disdainfully.
Although Mingyou is strong, he is stupid.After you recover your memory, you can use your brain to protect him.
The yellow-haired monkey holds its head.
Especially smart after I regained my memory?
The big white bear and the little gray wolf looked at each other, and they really didn't want to admit it.
The yellow-haired monkey is indeed their brains.But he really has too many bad problems and deserves to be beaten, making it difficult for people to have respect for him.
"Dahei Dahei! There are a lot of new foods this time, do you think I should start a live broadcast and pick up some new foods to give away?" Mingyou had a whim, "They just tasted the spirit animal food I made through the sympathy in the live broadcast room , Maybe you don’t trust food very much?”
"In the past, the ingredients were limited, so I was reluctant to smoke the nutrition cubes. And when they got the nutrition cubes, they just wanted to satisfy their hunger, and they couldn't copy them. Now these are all local ingredients. After I give them the production method, I will draw a lottery to send out some food. , they think it’s delicious, so they should be able to follow suit, right?”
"I want other spirit beasts to taste energy-rich food earlier." Mingyou said unsurely, "After they start to pick their mouths, maybe the people who make the food will improve the craft by themselves?"
Arthur the tiger cat pawed the floor: "The suggestion is feasible, just do it!"
Although Chuyou is simple-minded, sometimes simple-minded people can come up with simple and violent ways to break the situation.
As expected of my family's fool!The big cat's crooked mouth is proud!
"As long as two cats stack their paws, according to the theorem of 'the cat's paws are always on top', the paws of the two cats will form a perpetual motion."
"Hahahaha Dahei, stop hitting, stop hitting!"
The little black cat lay on top of Mingyou's head, and the cat's paws slapped Mingyou's forehead vigorously.
I'm so mad!Isn't it a sudden obsessive-compulsive disorder attack!you laugh!dare you laugh!
After being washed clean, the color of its fur became brighter, and the monkey, which shone like gold, scratched its head.
Was the little bald monkey being bullied?
But why is the little bald monkey laughing so loudly?
The little gray wolf glanced at the yellow-haired monkey.are you stupidYour Highness has been patting the cat's paw for so long, and the little spirit beast master didn't even have a red mark on his forehead. Do you believe what he said, he patted hard?
The yellow-haired monkey scratched its head again.
It's too complicated for a monkey to understand.
The yellow-haired monkey has returned to the team, so they will naturally hold a naming meeting again.
Mingyou: "Speaking of big monkeys, it must be Sun Wukong!"
"Then rhubarb."
Mingyou: "You may not know what Monkey King means, let me briefly tell you the story of "Journey to the West"!"
"Sure enough, it can only be rhubarb."
Mingyou: "Actually, it's not bad to be called Senior Brother."
"If the yellow hair is not called rhubarb, what is it called? It was decided to be rhubarb."
Mingyou: "...is it called Da Jin anyway? This is obviously a golden monkey?"
"Who agrees and who opposes? Well, the vote is unanimous. You will be called Dahuang from now on." Arthur Maomao clapped his paw and said.
Mingyou, who didn't count tickets, could only squat in the corner and draw circles.
The yellow-haired monkey continued to scratch its head.
Rhubarb is just rhubarb, he doesn't care much about the name.But the little bald monkey seems very sad, why don't you try to persuade him?
Arthur the cat jumped on the rhubarb's head: "Why do you scratch your head all the time, do you have fleas on your head?"
Arthur the cat scratched and pulled out a long scarred wound from the monkey fur.
Arthur Cat: "..."
Arthur Cat: "Stupid Woo!!!!!!!"
Mingyou was frightened by Arthur's cat's shrill scream and jumped up like a cat: "What's wrong, what's wrong...why is there such a big scar! Let me see!"
Arthur the cat jumped aside, and Mingyou began to check the yellow-haired monkey's wound.
After inspection, Mingyou found that the wound was caused by the teeth of the desolate beast, not the old wound of the yellow-haired monkey on the battlefield.
"There is blood congestion in the brain. This blood congestion may be the culprit that caused Rhubarb's amnesia." The Star Alliance's treatment equipment is very advanced, and can directly perform a perspective examination. Mingyou said after examining Rhubarb, "There is not much blood congestion, and it is wrapped in energy. Thank God , spirit beasts are energy life forms. Daily massage and acupuncture should speed up the absorption of blood stasis."
Mingyou took out the acupuncture box from the system space, opened it with a "snap", and there were several neat rows of silver needles of different lengths inside.The longest silver needle was as long as a palm.
All the fuzzies who were demented or not all backed away in unison, looking at Mingyou with horrified eyes.
Use this thing to stick it in the head?you sure?
"Don't worry! Absolutely no problem!" Mingyou patted his chest, but none of the fluffy ones believed him.
The yellow-haired monkey shrank behind the big white bear, hugging its knees and shivering.
No monkey!Monkeys can't!Monkey can't do it!
"It doesn't hurt, it really doesn't hurt." Mingyou said, "Don't shy away from medical treatment. This is the Energy Stone Acupuncture Box, the only one in the entire Star Alliance. I haven't found a substitute. It's super precious! Trust me, what's wrong with it? It's all gone!"
Arthur Cat felt that he was too small and felt very insecure, so he turned back into Arthur Tiger, trying to use his huge size to embolden him: "Xiaoyou, are you sure it's okay to stick this?"
The big white bear glanced at his highness.
Why don't you call me stupid now?Your Highness, I have never seen you so cowardly before.
"It's really all right." Mingyou tried hard to round his almond eyes, trying to make his expression look convincing, "Although I haven't tried it on a spirit beast, it's definitely all right!"
In the system, I passed the acupuncture and moxibustion final exam with an S-level evaluation!As long as it is an energy life form, I can show it to you!
Although I haven't tried it on spirit beasts...
Even the big white bear couldn't help shivering.
"Why haven't I seen you use it before?" Arthur Hu's tiger face was wrinkled and worried.
It's not that he doesn't believe in Mingyou, it's just... that piercing his head is different from piercing other places.Mingyou couldn't produce convincing evidence, so he really didn't dare to let Mingyou do it.
It's really big!
"It's too expensive, I'm only exchanging it now." Mingyou said.
All Fuzzy knows that Mingyou has a learning optical brain, which is the same as the optical brain they had when they were in school. They must complete exams and homework and get credits before they can get rewards from the optical brain.
But that's not what they want to know.Stuck in the head or something, or...
"Try to find the wild beast first." Arthur Hu finally made a decision by patting the pad, "If the wild beast is fine, let Xiaoyou take a stab at it. A wound as big as his head is fine. It won't be a big problem at once."
The little gray wolf frowned: "Your Highness, please think twice."
Arthur Hu said: "The problems in Rhubarb's head, if you don't trust Mingyou, do you trust other people? Do we dare to ask other doctors to perform brain surgery on Rhubarb?"
The little gray wolf was speechless.
According to normal thinking, the medical skills of an old doctor who has been practicing medicine for many years are naturally more trustworthy than the childish little spirit beast master.But now they have determined that the theory of spirit beasts is fundamentally wrong.In other words, the current treatment plan may be completely different for spirit beasts.
After the spirit beast of the energy body is injured, if it cannot return to its human form, it can almost only rely on self-healing.So Mingyou has no experience, and those doctors are also inexperienced.
The elders of the Academy of Sciences once said that they wanted to "practice" with spirit beasts.But donating the remains is nothing more than human experimentation without even scientific principles is tantamount to murder.
Since the advancement of science requires the spirit beasts to make sacrifices, why not choose to let the little spirit beast master who has already saved them come?
"This is really no problem." Mingyou slapped his head, and then remembered that acupuncture and moxibustion are not common sense in this world, "I will pass on the theory to you. Although the body structure of energy life forms simulates living things, it is still in essence Energy, so the silver needle wrapped with energy will not be recognized as a foreign body by the immune system of the spirit beast and will cause rejection."
"These silver needles are good energy conductors, equivalent to needle tubes... Sigh, it's hard to explain in words, just read the information!"
Only then did Little Fool Ming pass on the relevant information to them.There are texts, videos, and pictures in the materials, which are easy to understand. After all, this is the most basic treatment in the elf world, similar to wearing a Band-Aid on your hand.
The new information is an improved version suitable for this world after the system combines the information of spirit beasts.When Mingyou perfected the encyclopedia of spirit beasts, the database of the system was continuously enriched, adding many skill trees for the cultivation of spirit beasts.
Mingyou now spends his knowledge like water, sneaking into the system every night to study.
Now he dared to pat his chest and proudly expressed that even Dahei, who used him as a pillow and quilt, didn't notice that he stayed up late to study again.
Mingyou slipped his mouth when introducing the information, Arthur Hu looked at Mingyou very unkindly.
His eyes seemed to be sizing up which part of Mingyou could be slapped, and then he opened his mouth wide, and bit the young man who would never learn well to death with one bite.
The big white bear supported his forehead with his paw.
The little gray wolf silently shrugged.
Right, he just said that the little spirit beast master was raised by His Highness to be more and more similar to His Highness.
Admit your mistakes sincerely, and never change after repeated admonitions.
Mingyou also realized that he had slipped his mouth after getting carried away, so he covered his mouth in horror and shook his head vigorously.
It's not that I didn't, Dahei listen to my explanation!
The big black cat shook its head vigorously, flapping its ears.
I don't listen, I don't listen, stupid you wait!After saving the yellow-haired monkey, see how I deal with you!At least facing the wall and thinking about mistakes and handwriting self-criticism are absolutely indispensable!
Mingyou QAQ.
I will never get carried away again.
"Your optical brain is not only a learning system, but also has a very powerful data processing capability, which is equivalent to a super optical brain." Arthur Hu gave Mingyou a fierce look, and then began to talk about business, "I will help you with this Report, say that your optical brain is a super optical brain that gathers all the research data of the entire spirit beast planet, and it is the crystallization of knowledge of the spirit beast masters."
"This super optical brain binds your life characteristics, and only you can use it. It is also equivalent to a learning optical brain. Only when you pass the exam and learn enough knowledge can you unlock the next system."
"In addition to study and exams, other methods of hard unlocking will cause the light brain to self-destruct. The disaster of the civilization of the spirit beast masters makes them not trust anyone other than your descendants."
"Do you understand?" Arthur Tiger asked.
Mingyou nodded hard, listening, I understand!
should!
Should...should?
"I'll sort out this speech and send it to you. You've memorized it by heart." Arthur Hu stuck his paw on it, pushing Mingyou's head from side to side, and the tofu mixed with water and frozen in his head There was a ding-dong sound.
Stupid!
Arthur Hu held Mingyou's head in two cat paws and shook it vigorously, wishing to shake all the tofu dregs out of his head, almost shaking Mingyou into a concussion.
The little gray wolf lay on the ground and sighed deeply.
I hope that my companions will wake up quickly, and everyone will work together to protect this little fool.
Although the little gray wolf looked disgusted, his eyes were full of smiles.
Perhaps for this group of warriors who have seen too much darkness, although Mingyou is talented in the aspects of spiritual beast cultivation knowledge and music, but other aspects are simpler and easier to understand than blank paper, it is possible for them to let everyone know. They accept it as their own family without any grievances.
After all, they have suffered enough betrayals.
Mingyou was disgusted by the furries he raised, but his treatment plan passed.
It's not that spirit beasts don't have the courage to dedicate themselves to science, but at least you have to come up with a more reliable plan.Who the hell would agree to the application submitted by the Academy of Sciences, "I don't know what to study, let's try dissecting a spirit beast first"?
Arthur Hu snorted, and while videoing with his elder brother, he crackled the printed academic papers: "Look, even the mentally retarded Ming is suspecting that there is something wrong with our Star Alliance's spirit beast research system. Ask me whether Whether we start from the living habits of desolate beasts, or start from the daily observation of spirit beasts, it will not make the spirit beasts become like this after learning the cultivation of spirit beasts."
"What can I say, I can only fool him, saying that everyone is just looking in the wrong direction, but they are still working hard."
"Work hard! The Star Alliance has been at peace for too long, and the combat power of S-level superpowers has become a display. They are not used easily, just like tactical threats. They have been idle. Many people in the Star Alliance don't even bother to do maintenance. , and said that people in remote star regions are still eating grass, with this money, it is better to improve people's livelihood!"
"Anyway, there is no war in the Star Alliance, and spirit beasts are useless, so everyone can make do with it!"
"As a result, the war broke out, and the logistics, medical treatment, and cooperation couldn't keep up. It all depends on the S-level abilities to fill it with life and willpower!"
"In the end, those bastards still said it was our fault. If we let a few more spirit beasts do their unreliable human experiments, they will be researched soon? If they come up with academic papers like Zhuyou, I will take the lead. Go volunteer for them!"
His Majesty Aldrich did not make a sound.He finished the thesis first, then turned to the person next to him and said, "Teacher, what do you think?"
"It's simple and easy to understand, and it can be used as a training manual." Neil Gretel smacked the ground with a cane, "The Senate of the Academy of Sciences has been completely corrupted by capital, and they hold the right to speak about the cultivation of spirit beasts. In order to defend the huge profit chain derived from the cultivation of spirit beasts."
"We used to be wary before, but now that we have Xiaoyou, the Council of Elders should be disbanded."
"It's best that all of this is resolved before Xiaoyou enters the public eye. I don't want him to be hurt by the Star Alliance again." Arthur Tiger Claw typed frantically.
"Take good care of him." Aldrich saw that his younger brother had returned to his former vivacity and arrogance, and he couldn't restrain his relief and smile on his serious face.
"Of course." Arthur Tiger raised his tail high.
That's the fool of his family, he doesn't take care of anyone.
After arranging the matter to his brother, Arthur walked on tiptoe to Xiaotian's newly remodeled "treatment room".
In the treatment room, there is a yellow-haired monkey that is tied up.
The yellow-haired monkey couldn't understand the paper, but he still thought he couldn't do it at all.
So he was tied up by five flowers.
Here, Arthur Tiger is the boss. If Arthur Tiger says yes, then it is absolutely fine.
"Don't move around, you don't want to get a few more needles after the needle is skewed?" Mingyou persuaded with his innocent and kind expression, "If you move too much, there will be a 'click', The needle was broken in the head, and the craniotomy was needed to find the needle point."
"Hey, looking for a needle in your mind can also be called finding a needle in a haystack?" Mingyou thought he found a very interesting joke, and quickly shared it with the fluffy people beside him.
The other fluffy ones shuddered.
What a joke!Why is it so cold?Spine chills!
"Isn't it funny? I think it's funny." Ming Xiaoyou, who was still troubled by the difference in his smile from the fluffy ones, sighed softly.
The yellow-haired monkey was already stiff.
Stiffer than ice sculptures made by great pyrenes.
He was even careful about breathing, for he was afraid that the muscle tremors caused by breathing would be too large, causing the energy needle to break in his head with a "click", and let the little bald monkey "find a needle in a haystack".
Arthur Tiger stroked his big tail that had been blown into a fairy stick, and silently exited the treatment room.
Does Chuyou know how terrible what he said?He probably really doesn't know, right?
Fortunately, he wasn't the one with the bag on his head.
……
Although it is scary to say, Mingyou is right, acupuncture is indeed a small treatment, as long as you are a spirit beast master, you can do it.
That is, the place of acupuncture this time is the head, which frightened the fluffy ones.If Mingyou exchanged the acupuncture box early and pierced the big black cat's legs, no one would raise any objections.
Acupuncture works very well.The energy needle pierced the energy film on the surface of the blood stasis, and introduced the energy in Mingyou's body into the wound of the yellow-haired monkey, guiding the energy in the blood stasis of the yellow-haired monkey to flow again, driving the blood to flow towards less important parts, and reducing the impact on the blood. Suppression of memory regions.
Mingyou preliminarily estimated that after ten or twenty times, the congestion in Rhubarb's head would disappear, and then the scar would be able to be treated.
Because rhubarb has a strong stress response to acupuncture, in order to appease rhubarb's emotions, Mingyou made acupuncture every two days to give rhubarb a psychological buffer time of one day.
Rhubarb squatted on the ground and covered his head.Although he did feel that the dull pain in his head had improved, the "joke" of "finding a needle in a haystack" left him with a strong psychological shadow, and it was really difficult for him to accept treatment happily.
After the first treatment, they stayed at Dashu for a few days.
The young leaves and fruits of the big tree are very suitable food for spirit beasts.Mingyou and Xiaotian analyzed the big tree, and after getting the analysis report, they could ask the Star Alliance government to find trees of similar subjects and narrow the scope of finding food for spirit beasts.
On the surface, Mingyou was still silly and happy every day, but at night when he was sleeping with the big black cat, he dropped a few more golden beans.
The big black cat's paws pulled Mingyou's small head into his collar: "What's wrong?"
Mingyou said in a muffled voice, "My heart hurts."
The big black cat sighed: "Do you feel sorry for the big monkey?"
Mingyou hugged the big black cat's neck tightly: "I feel sorry for you. I feel sorry for the spirit beast."
"I have already learned most of the basic knowledge of the cultivation of spirit beasts. Injured spirit beasts are basically treated by reintroduction, allowing them to integrate into the wild beast group, which is said to enhance their self-healing power."
"Although this method is indeed not wrong, the Star Alliance has not found a way to heal the spirit beast, so let the spirit beast find it by itself. Instead of letting people who don't understand anything mess around, place hope on the spirit beast's own survival instinct , may be the only way."
"You said that there is currently no record of spirit beasts dying at the hands of desolate beasts during stocking. But not dying does not mean that there are no injuries. Even if the wounds heal in the end, the injuries you have suffered, the pain and torture you have experienced, does not mean that they will disappear. gone."
"It's like rhubarb. After a long time, the blood in his head will disappear automatically, his memory will recover, and his scars will fall off. But what about the pain and torture he has suffered during this period? Let's forget it?"
"You said that the people who study the cultivation of spirit beasts have done their best. I believe you, I may be arrogant... But is there really nothing I can do? Even if you press a tracker on the spirit beast, from the life trajectory of the spirit beast How about finding a way to heal spirit beasts?"
The more Mingyou said, the more wronged he became, as if the scars and pain were experienced by himself.
"Well... well, it's a very complicated reason." Arthur Hu raised his head, ouch, it's almost impossible to hide it.
But he really didn't want to tell Mingyou these dirty things.
What is he going to say?To the Star Alliance, which has been at peace for a long time, spirit beasts are like weapons with high maintenance costs that have not been used for a long time?Is it normal for it to rust after being left for a long time?
Normal shit.
But this is the fact.
In particular, under the premise that the research on spirit beasts is underdeveloped, most of the S-level supernatural beings who can transform into beasts have good family backgrounds and occupy high positions. It is really embarrassing for them to take risks to participate in the research.
Even if there are spirit beasts with poor family backgrounds, as S-level supernatural beings, they are all treasures of the Star Alliance. It is impossible to let them participate in experiments that are life-threatening.
The Star Alliance has been peaceful for a long time, and the Star Alliance troops usually go to fight with the Star Thief. S-level supernatural beings are enough. They rarely use the form of spirit beasts. The possibility of injury and weakness is very low, and naturally there is no An urgent desire to "be strong" at risk.
Under this premise, the study of spirit beasts has been solidified for a long time, forming a strong chain of interests.
For example, wild animal breeding, a breeding base is a resource star, the cost of which can be imagined.Of course, with such a large cost, the profit is also enviable.
If the foundation of Spiritual Beastology is overthrown, it means that all the huge interest groups based on this foundation will be overthrown.This is like the elimination of old industries by new industries, and it is bound to attract strong resistance from old interest groups.
In the peaceful era, there are too many interests involved in this chain. If it is broken rashly, it will cause strong social problems. Even his brother can only hold his nose and bear it.
However, a war tore apart all the masks of calm and disrupted the originally stable old interest groups.
The Zerg posed a threat to the Star Alliance, and also injected a boost to the development of the Star Alliance.At least the families of S-level supernatural beings will never tolerate the best children of their own families being seriously injured again as they were in this war, which could have been avoided.
The class of S-level superhumans originally overlapped heavily with the old interest groups.The war has torn apart their alliance of interests, and the time for reform has come.
Mingyou is not only the fuse, but also the core of this change, so Arthur is unwilling to let Mingyou know too much.
With Mingyou's sentimental temperament, he will definitely think too much.
Arthur will not let Mingyou come out to attract firepower, he will keep all the flames of war and darkness out of the sight of this poor enough young man.Young people only need to be happy to do research, raise spirit beasts, broadcast live broadcasts, and earn a little money.
What conflicts of interest, what darkness of human nature, what class struggle, if these are still for scientists to worry about, who will do the research?
The establishment of the Council of Elders was originally based on the original intention of allowing scientists to simply conduct experiments, but they deviated from their original intention.
But the elders will be bad, it doesn't mean the original intention is wrong.
Mingyou was so simple-minded in terms of plots and schemes that his mind was filled with horrific frozen bean curd residue. This was congenital mental retardation, and it couldn't be cured the day after tomorrow. Arthur had already given up on Mingyou's treatment.Mingyou tried his best to rescue eleven interstellar heroes who often dealt with various conspiracies and schemes. They also let their little spirit beast masters worry about those dirty things. Are these interstellar heroes losing face?
"If it's very complicated, don't tell me." Seeing the big black cat in trouble, Mingyou laughed through tears, "I'm very self-aware about the weight of my brain, and even Dahei can't handle things, I heard it too Worrying for nothing."
"I will cure you and raise you up to be white and fat. In the future, other spirit beasts who have been bullied will be sent to me. I can't do other things, and my job of raising spirit beasts is absolutely fine. After Mingyou let a few golden beans take away the anxiety in his heart, he regained his blindly optimistic nature, "Raise all of you to be white and fat!"
Big black cat Heixian: "It's okay to be fat in vain."
"That's right, Dahei is black and fat at most, he can't be white." Mingyou 0_0.
The big black cat kicked Mingyou off the bed.
Stupid!I owe a lesson!
Mingyou climbed onto the bed, clinging to the big black cat like an octopus, the big black cat couldn't get off no matter how hard he kicked.
Arthur Tiger: Angry into the ear of an airplane! ! !
……
"Ah, Xiaoyou has a clear heart, but he doesn't want us to worry, so he never said anything." After listening to Arthur Tiger's complaints, the big white bear sighed, "We haven't done enough to make Xiaoyou worry."
The yellow-haired monkey squatted on the ground like a little gangster.
Ah, the little bald monkey cried for me?I am such a big monkey, but I was sympathized by a little bald monkey?How embarrassing!No, I have to show my strength to the little bald monkey!
So Mingyou received a lot of fruits and young leaves from the yellow-haired monkey every day.
All are good ingredients with plenty of energy.
Mingyou happily hugged the big yellow-haired monkey and twirled it around: "The big yellow is too powerful!"
The yellow-haired monkey was picked up by the waist of the little bald-haired monkey, and it was lifted up and circled like a child.
When he fell to the ground, the whole monkey was not well.
Is this little bald monkey... really... the weakest of them all?
Yellow-haired monkey petrified.
"Just get used to it." The little gray wolf was already very calm.
The yellow-haired monkey squatted on the ground and cried.
His weak and pitiful family, who agreed to protect him?So strong, how to protect it?
Arthur Hu glanced at the yellow-haired monkey disdainfully.
Although Mingyou is strong, he is stupid.After you recover your memory, you can use your brain to protect him.
The yellow-haired monkey holds its head.
Especially smart after I regained my memory?
The big white bear and the little gray wolf looked at each other, and they really didn't want to admit it.
The yellow-haired monkey is indeed their brains.But he really has too many bad problems and deserves to be beaten, making it difficult for people to have respect for him.
"Dahei Dahei! There are a lot of new foods this time, do you think I should start a live broadcast and pick up some new foods to give away?" Mingyou had a whim, "They just tasted the spirit animal food I made through the sympathy in the live broadcast room , Maybe you don’t trust food very much?”
"In the past, the ingredients were limited, so I was reluctant to smoke the nutrition cubes. And when they got the nutrition cubes, they just wanted to satisfy their hunger, and they couldn't copy them. Now these are all local ingredients. After I give them the production method, I will draw a lottery to send out some food. , they think it’s delicious, so they should be able to follow suit, right?”
"I want other spirit beasts to taste energy-rich food earlier." Mingyou said unsurely, "After they start to pick their mouths, maybe the people who make the food will improve the craft by themselves?"
Arthur the tiger cat pawed the floor: "The suggestion is feasible, just do it!"
Although Chuyou is simple-minded, sometimes simple-minded people can come up with simple and violent ways to break the situation.
As expected of my family's fool!The big cat's crooked mouth is proud!
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