Mingyou started to prepare the barbecue.
A few little fluffy squatted on the ground, staring at him with piercing eyes.
Mingyou's hands that slaughtered wild beasts were shaking.
What's going on here?What is going on?He was just giving a gift, why did they all stare at him?Even the always reliable big pyrene has turned into a little pyrene, sitting on the ground with its paws curled up like a teddy bear, staring at him with aggrieved eyes?
"This... This is the most suitable gift for Big Green and Little Green. When I get rich, everyone will have many, many gifts in the future." Mingyou admits.
Whether you can afford it or not in the future, make a promise first.
Luxurious brand bags!Everyone has it!When the breeder makes money in Ming Dynasty, all the money will be used to buy bags for everyone!
Arthur Hu licked his paws and washed his face: "Zuyou, you look like a sweet-talking scumbag now."
The other fluffy nodded vigorously.
The little gray wolf who finally regained his sanity didn't want to nod, but everyone was nodding, so he reluctantly followed the crowd.
As for the two fawns, which were originally only half a meter long, but now have shrunk by a circle, they looked at each other in confusion.
Although I don't know what's going on, but since everyone is bullying the little spirit beast master, let's bully it too.
Mingyu's heart was broken.
He grabbed the two fawns in his arms and rubbed their ears vigorously.
Two little heartless!Who am I being hanged up for criticism?You two are still helping the evildoers!
The two fawns tilted their heads and blinked their watery eyes, "Yo Yo Na Na" coquettishly.
Mingyou sighed deeply.Forget it, these two fawns still have a child mentality and don't understand anything, why should he feel wronged.
"I warn you that the mood of the spirit beast master will affect the taste of the food. Be careful that you bully me. The food I cook for you is bitter." Mingyou had no choice but to use his trump card.
The fluffy ones showed a "Σ(°△°||)" expression.
Arthur's cat face was shocked: "Stupid, you actually threatened people! You learned badly!?"
Mingyou poked his waist, arrogantly: "Those who are close to vermilion are red, those who are close to ink are black!"
The other Fluffy turned their heads and stared at Arthur Cat with reproachful eyes.
Arthur Cat: ? ? ?
At this time, is the cat's head covered with little question marks?
Arthur the cat shook his head vigorously, shaking off all the little question marks.His cat paws slapped the ground, and he said angrily: "What does this have to do with me? Don't shake the pot!"
Seeing other fluffy cats starting to criticize the little black cat and ignoring him, Mingyou set up the grill contentedly.
"By the way, do you want to start a live broadcast?" After finding two more spirit beasts, Mingyou thought it was time to announce the good news to the audience in the live broadcast room.
Since the spirit beasts may own the entire planet, maybe the audience watching the live broadcast includes not only the comrades in arms of the spirit beasts, but also the family members of the spirit beasts.
His live broadcast method should also change, from being oriented towards the breeders of spirit beasts to being oriented towards the spirit beasts themselves.
Spirit beasts with their own civilization and planet should have the right to watch live broadcasts and purchase goods independently, right?Now there are more fluffy animals to raise, so I can earn more money so that I can buy bags for fluffy.
The things in the system mall are unaffordable, but if you work hard in reality, you can still make money every day and become the richest man.Mingyou set a small goal for himself.
"Wow, making money every day, becoming the richest man is a small goal, so what is the big goal?" Arthur Cat likes to hear Mingyou brag the most.Because he also likes to brag.
Mingyou put one hand on his hip and pointed to the sky with the other: "Stars and sea!"
Arthur the cat jumped on top of Mingyou's head, and wiped the dirt and grass clippings from his feet on Mingyou's hair.Anyway, they take a shower and wash their hair every day, so he rubbed the meat pad on Mingyou's head, which is not called bullying.
"Okay, let's set a small goal first." Arthur Mao said, "Now we can start the live broadcast, and let the audience know about the energy crystallization by the way."
"Can you disclose it?" Mingyou asked, "Will it cause prices to skyrocket?"
Arthur Maomao's tail twitched Mingyou's ears lightly, and said, "Oh, you are not stupid, you know it will cause prices to skyrocket."
Mingyou muttered: "I'm not stupid at all. If other people see it and they drive up the price, what will you do if you can't buy energy crystals on the spirit beast planet?"
"Don't worry, in the past two days, the emergency bill has been passed, and the energy crystals have been nationalized, and private sales must be priced according to the national uniform." Arthur cat flicked his tail and said proudly, "That kind of ore is an associated mine of energy mines. The state-owned mines produce the most. The emergency bill is just a stick that is not easy to use. Whoever dares to drive up prices, the Star Alliance government will make them lose even their pants."
Mingyou immediately remembered the state control of Huaguo in his previous life, patted his chest and said, "It turns out that the control power of the Star Alliance government is similar to that of my previous life, and it will not affect people's livelihood, so I can rest assured."
"What is the original? Did you think the Star Alliance government was weak?" Arthur Cat said angrily.
Mingyou nodded: "Yes, I'm on Tianlanxing, and I can't feel the existence of Xingmeng government at all."
Usher the cat collapsed in anger.
Little white bear and little gray wolf looked at each other and rolled their ears, as if they had turned into cats.
Autonomous star area, normal.The autonomous star area is equivalent to the franchise country, can it be the same as the central star area?
But hearing what the little spirit beast master said, they were still (crossed out) very (crossed out) a little upset.
They felt aggrieved that they had made a fool of themselves in front of their little spirit beast masters.
The few people secretly made up their minds that other autonomous star regions don't matter, they must find a way to take back the autonomy of the sky blue star.At that time, if the little spirit beast master is willing, he will be given a long ball.
After the other comrades are awake, discuss it with them. Presumably, they must also agree to give this gift to the little spirit beast master.
Little gray wolf, little white bear and little black cat set up a chat group in Guangnao to discuss this matter.
Usher cat agreed with their proposal very much and began to make up jokes.
"Patriarch Tan: Did the young master who was driven out of the house starve to death?
The subordinate replied: No, master, now the young master is the ball leader of Planet Sky Blue, and you have become his subordinate. "
The little gray wolf and the little white bear thought that what Arthur cat said was very good, and then disbanded the group.
They still feel that if they stay in a group with Arthur Cat, sooner or later they will be embarrassed to death by Arthur Cat.
His Royal Highness (cross out) has a lot of bad things (cross out) everything is good, but it is very uncomfortable to be too secondary.
Mingyou didn't know that the three furries were discussing about giving him a ball, so he finished the draft and started the live broadcast.
There was no advance notice for this live broadcast, so when the live broadcast started, there was a lot of fluff everywhere.
However, there were several live broadcasts without advance notice, and the audience is used to it.They quickly found a good position, lay down on their stomachs and started watching the live broadcast.
Come on, let me take a look, what will the little anchor broadcast live today?Cook?Sing?Dance?Or make toys?
They saw the night sky, the grass, the river, and a big, big barbecue grill.
"Hello everyone, I'm the anchor Mingyou. Today we're broadcasting the picnic." Mingyou said while chopping meat, "In order to avoid some viewers feeling uncomfortable with hunting and slaughtering wild beasts, the live broadcast has skipped the hunting and slaughtering process."
"If there are viewers in the live broadcast room who also feel uncomfortable about handling meat ingredients, they can temporarily exit the live broadcast room and come in again when the barbecue starts."
"Then what if some viewers feel the same pain when grilling meat?"
Mingyou thought for a while and said, "Then come in when it's time to eat meat?"
"What if the audience feels the pain of eating meat?" Arthur Hu continued to be ambiguous.
Mingyou was unsure: "Why don't you make an announcement in the live broadcast room, today's live broadcast eats meat, vegetarians please watch carefully?"
Seeing that Mingyou was discussing with him seriously, Arthur laughed so hard that he rolled around on the grass.
Herman Bear stepped on Arthur Tiger's tail with the condiment.
"Meow!!!" Arthur Tiger jumped up from the ground.
Herman Xiong apologized without sincerity: "I'm sorry, I didn't see it."
Arthur Hu hugged his tail and said angrily: "I have such a big tail, are you blind?"
Herman Bear took a closer look at Arthur Tiger's tail, and said seriously: "Sorry, it's too dark, where is your tail?"
Arthur Tiger: "..." I'm just a little black!I can't believe you're still night blind!
But Mingyou believed it, and quickly took out a reflective vest from the system backpack and put it on the big black cat, and put a fluorescent bow on the tip of the big black cat's tail: "In this way, everyone can see the big black at night. It will hit and step on Dahei!"
Big black cat =_=.Is my young man really stupid or did it on purpose?
"That's right, this vest is very suitable for Your Highness." Herman Xiong nodded his head, holding back a smile.
The big black cat glanced lazily at the big pyrene, lay down on the ground and began to play dead, the bow on the tip of its tail was floating in the air - because the tail was too dark to see, so only the bow was floating around .
Mingyou thought his joke was funny, but everyone couldn't laugh, and even felt a little cold.
Mingyou, who was despised for his jokes, had no choice but to bacon in desperation.
The audience chatted in the barrage.
"The wind is so comfortable today, I really want to join the picnic."
"The little anchor said that some people would be afraid of slaughtering wild beasts? Is he serious? Doesn't he know who is watching the live broadcast?"
"Among the people watching the live broadcast, besides the soldiers, there are also family members. Maybe there are people who really don't like handling meat."
"Nobles, understand, the meat is grown from the refrigerator."
"Is Colonel Herman really His Highness's guard? Didn't it say that the Colonel has all his heart for His Highness, and there are even rumors that the Colonel has a crush on His Highness? Is this a crush? Why do I feel that the Colonel despises His Highness?"
"Your Highness is really good-tempered, and he doesn't get angry when his tail is stepped on. Rumor has it that His Highness has a violent temper that will be vengeful. Watching the live broadcast these few times, why do I feel that His Highness is too good-tempered?"
"So His Highness Hei either has a problem with his head, or a problem with his butt, or maybe both."
"The bow is fine, but the reflective vest is quite practical. I also have black hair, and I always get trampled on my tail during training at night, which makes me uncomfortable."
"Come on, who wears a reflective vest on missions at night? Are you setting up a target for people to hit?"
"Why do spirit beasts have tails? Tails are so anti-human!"
"Second second! I feel like the tail is not a part of my body at all! I have been scared by my own tail several times! Treated my tail like an enemy!"
"Scared by your own tail, treat your tail like an enemy and bite +1 (light a cigarette)."
"Take the tail as an enemy bite +2. The tail is really uncomfortable!"
……
The audience started to line up for some reason, criticizing that the tail should not be something that a spirit beast should have, and it was too much of a hindrance no matter what.Eighth or nine out of ten fights between spirit beasts are due to tails.
Why did you step on my tail, you pressed my tail, your tail flicked my face, your tail poked in my food, it's all the tail's fault!
We should form an anti-tail alliance!
His Majesty the big golden lion said weakly: "Is the focus of the most elite fighters of our Star Alliance a bit too boring? Ouch! Who the fuck stepped on my tail!"
Big Snow Leopard tilted his head with a blank face.
His Majesty the Big Lion turned around and slapped the poor Snow Leopard so badly that it rolled several times on the ground.
Big Snow Leopard was very wronged.Dad, your carpet is golden, and your tail is also golden. Big cats walk with their heads held high. I didn't see how normal your tail is?Why domestic violence me?
Hey, I really picked it up, I'll find a way to sneak and join my uncle!
The big snow leopard cat covered its beaten head with its paws, and made up its mind.
……
"By the way, I want to tell everyone good news. We found two more companions. Dalu and Xiaolu, say hello to everyone." Mingyou waved to the distance after marinating the desolate beast meat.
The audience followed Mingyou's line of sight, two deer were running towards them with cheerful steps.
Big green and small green?
The level of the little anchor's naming is still as inexplicable as ever.
Among the ten heroes, there is only a pair of twin brothers and sisters. The audience can guess who the deer brothers and sisters are without their brains.
Kerry Clyde and Allie Clyde, a pair of muscular brother and sister who unarmed the barracks.
Kerry and Ellie were once sent to the training camp as instructors because of their quarrel with Shangfeng, teaching soldiers to fight with bare hands.Many spirit beasts present have been tortured by them.
To be honest, Ellie's face looks pretty good, like a girl of seventeen or eighteen years old.Moreover, she has a very thin skin, she usually smiles shyly, and blush when she gets a little excited.Just looking at her face, Ellie is a soft and cute little girl that is rare in the military camp.
It's a pity that this cute little girl's head is built on a pile of steel and iron bones.
Ellie is really a good woman who can run horses on her shoulders and break big rocks on her chest.Although she has plant-type abilities, she uses plant-type abilities to strengthen her body. She once set a record for dismantling a small battleship with bare hands.
Now this strange woman in the military camp has turned into a delicate fawn wearing a flower on her head, and the guys and girls in the military camp who have been tortured by Ellie can't help but get goosebumps.
When this little deer like a white flower snuggled up to the little spirit beast master, rubbing it lightly and acting like a baby, many viewers felt their stomachs tumbling, and even the smell of barbecue could not arouse their appetite. .
When the strong Han Kerry also lowered his head, gently rubbed his beautiful antlers against the palm of the little spirit beast master, raised his head, showing a pair of big watery eyes and acted like a spoiled child, many viewers were forced to interrupt the live broadcast and ran to the toilet to vomit .
You are enough!Even if the age is forced to shrink!Don't have too much personality contrast!
Arthur Hu glanced at the soldiers who had been trained by the Clyde brothers and sisters in the barrage, and he was on the verge of collapse, and started talking nonsense, like a crazy barrage, showing a big cat's disdainful crooked grin.
The race of the Clyde brothers and sisters is like this. When they were young, they were super cute and soft. After they became adults, their physical genes would change, and they would develop towards steel and iron.
The same is true of their spirit beasts.Does the deer look cute now?The adult body is the muscular demon deer.Otherwise, how do you think they are assassins?Of course, use the ability to sneak into the enemy camp first, and then tear off the clothes to reveal the muscles Kai Wushuang.
Big black cat scratches the ass.His butt was kicked by the muscular demon deer before, and now that he thinks about it, he can still feel the pain that seems to have turned the cat's butt into eight petals.
I don't know if Zhuyou can still say the disgusting words "big green and little green are the cutest little deer" when he sees the muscular devil deer that grows up from the elf deer.
The big black cat seemed to have seen the broken expression on the poor little spirit beast master's face, and couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Mingyou swooped over and just rubbed and kneaded: "Dahei, don't be lazy, quickly help me barbecue."
The big black cat who wanted to be lazy stood up helplessly, shyly showing the cat's belly that had already grown a layer of soft fur, with two cat paws grabbing the barbecue grill, with a look of loveless barbecue.
As a hairy creature, actually want to get close to the fire to roast meat?Only a guy like Zhuyou who doesn't know what kind of weird things are in his head will do this kind of thing.
The big white bear glanced at his highness.
Yes, yes, she keeps complaining, but never rejects the request of the little spirit beast master. Your Highness, are you going to add another "tsundere" to your character label, which is already too many for a thousand words?
Tsundere Highness?Great Pyrenees trembled.
So disgusting!
"Is Dabai very cold?" Mingyou saw the big white bear shivering, and hurriedly took out a felt hat from the system backpack, tiptoed and put it on the big white bear's head.
Dark green, with two ears, and a felt hat with a red five-pointed star in the middle!
Mingyou gave a thumbs up to the big white bear: "Russian bear! Want vodka? Ton, ton, ton!"
Big Pyrenees: "..." The little spirit beast master was speaking incomprehensible words again.
"This hat is quite nice, give me one too!" The big black cat said to Mingyou.
The night in this mountain forest was so windy that it hurt his ears.
Mingyou took out a stack of dark green felt hats from the system backpack as if conjuring.This felt hat also seems to have some high-tech, it can automatically change the size according to the shape of the spirit beasts' heads, and even expose the ears and horns of the spirit beasts.
So the big black cat, the little red fox, the little gray wolf and the two little deer all became spirit beasts of the Northeast.
Mingyou also put on his hat, and opened his mouth with a string of Northeast dialect.
Big Black Cat: "..."
Oops, I remembered the horror of being "give me the whole live broadcast".
"Dahei has also become a Siberian tiger." Mingyou said with a smile.
The big black cat raised its hat: "What does that Siberian tiger look like?"
"As fat as an orange cat." In Mingyou's head, a Siberian tiger that was overly fat in winter appeared in the news that he saw in a certain year.
Big Black Cat: "..."
He decided to break off friendship with the little spirit beast master for 1 minute!
Arthur Tiger looked down at his slightly protruding soft belly.
Am I really fat?no?A month ago, Zhuyou still said that I was skinny?Dislike me for being fat now?But the form of the spirit beast has nothing to do with the human form, my human form must still have eight-pack abs!
How about eating less meat today?
"Dahei? What are you in a daze for?" Mingyou was puzzled.
"Not in a daze." The big black cat shook its head vigorously, almost throwing the hat off.
What is he thinking!The Siberian tiger is an orange cat!He is not a Siberian tiger!
Even counting by color, he is a big black cat and his brother is an orange cat!An orange cat will become fat like a pig!
His Majesty the Great Golden Lion sneezed loudly, spitting on the cat's face of the snow leopard rolling in front of him.
snow leopard:"……"
This day is really impossible!Dad beat me violently for a while, and sprayed my face with saliva for a while!Dad won't be dementia, right?This day can't be passed!I must find a way to join my uncle sooner!
Big Snow Leopard made up his mind again.
……
Mingyou didn't know that soon he would welcome a big snow leopard that sneaked away.He is now thinking about how to tell the audience in the live broadcast room about the energy crystallization.
"Today we are going to use a new ingredient for barbecue, called..." Mingyou paused and asked, "What's this called?"
The big black cat said lazily: "Energy associated mine."
Mingyou couldn't laugh or cry: "I know it's an energy-related mine. It should have a name, right?"
The big black cat glanced at the two little deer who were playing the game of "Push me, I pounce on you": "It hasn't been named yet. Let's call them Greenstone."
Mingyou was speechless: "Dahei, isn't this too perfunctory?"
The big black cat sneered: "Why didn't you feel perfunctory when you named us?"
The other fluffy nodded one after another.
Mingyou: "..." Is this matter unavoidable?I am cowardly!
"Ahem, everyone is familiar with this kind of ore. It's called green stone, and it's a wood-type energy crystal."
"Wood attribute energy crystals are a very suitable food for plant-type supernatural beings. But my spirit beasts are picky eaters and refuse to eat stones, so I have to make it into seasoning."
"Spiritual beast masters can introduce energy from wood energy crystals into food, but ordinary spirit beasts can only eat energy crystals directly. However, I have submitted the relevant research papers, and perhaps the Star Alliance will soon be able to find more convenient ones. Yes, the method of using energy crystals to make food for spirit beasts."
"Dahei said that among the audience watching the live broadcast, in addition to the people raising spirit beasts, there are also many spirit beasts with economic freedom. Spirit beasts can buy some energy crystals to taste, the taste is really good."
……
Audiences:……
Who the hell would eat rocks!Little host, are you kidding me? !
A few little fluffy squatted on the ground, staring at him with piercing eyes.
Mingyou's hands that slaughtered wild beasts were shaking.
What's going on here?What is going on?He was just giving a gift, why did they all stare at him?Even the always reliable big pyrene has turned into a little pyrene, sitting on the ground with its paws curled up like a teddy bear, staring at him with aggrieved eyes?
"This... This is the most suitable gift for Big Green and Little Green. When I get rich, everyone will have many, many gifts in the future." Mingyou admits.
Whether you can afford it or not in the future, make a promise first.
Luxurious brand bags!Everyone has it!When the breeder makes money in Ming Dynasty, all the money will be used to buy bags for everyone!
Arthur Hu licked his paws and washed his face: "Zuyou, you look like a sweet-talking scumbag now."
The other fluffy nodded vigorously.
The little gray wolf who finally regained his sanity didn't want to nod, but everyone was nodding, so he reluctantly followed the crowd.
As for the two fawns, which were originally only half a meter long, but now have shrunk by a circle, they looked at each other in confusion.
Although I don't know what's going on, but since everyone is bullying the little spirit beast master, let's bully it too.
Mingyu's heart was broken.
He grabbed the two fawns in his arms and rubbed their ears vigorously.
Two little heartless!Who am I being hanged up for criticism?You two are still helping the evildoers!
The two fawns tilted their heads and blinked their watery eyes, "Yo Yo Na Na" coquettishly.
Mingyou sighed deeply.Forget it, these two fawns still have a child mentality and don't understand anything, why should he feel wronged.
"I warn you that the mood of the spirit beast master will affect the taste of the food. Be careful that you bully me. The food I cook for you is bitter." Mingyou had no choice but to use his trump card.
The fluffy ones showed a "Σ(°△°||)" expression.
Arthur's cat face was shocked: "Stupid, you actually threatened people! You learned badly!?"
Mingyou poked his waist, arrogantly: "Those who are close to vermilion are red, those who are close to ink are black!"
The other Fluffy turned their heads and stared at Arthur Cat with reproachful eyes.
Arthur Cat: ? ? ?
At this time, is the cat's head covered with little question marks?
Arthur the cat shook his head vigorously, shaking off all the little question marks.His cat paws slapped the ground, and he said angrily: "What does this have to do with me? Don't shake the pot!"
Seeing other fluffy cats starting to criticize the little black cat and ignoring him, Mingyou set up the grill contentedly.
"By the way, do you want to start a live broadcast?" After finding two more spirit beasts, Mingyou thought it was time to announce the good news to the audience in the live broadcast room.
Since the spirit beasts may own the entire planet, maybe the audience watching the live broadcast includes not only the comrades in arms of the spirit beasts, but also the family members of the spirit beasts.
His live broadcast method should also change, from being oriented towards the breeders of spirit beasts to being oriented towards the spirit beasts themselves.
Spirit beasts with their own civilization and planet should have the right to watch live broadcasts and purchase goods independently, right?Now there are more fluffy animals to raise, so I can earn more money so that I can buy bags for fluffy.
The things in the system mall are unaffordable, but if you work hard in reality, you can still make money every day and become the richest man.Mingyou set a small goal for himself.
"Wow, making money every day, becoming the richest man is a small goal, so what is the big goal?" Arthur Cat likes to hear Mingyou brag the most.Because he also likes to brag.
Mingyou put one hand on his hip and pointed to the sky with the other: "Stars and sea!"
Arthur the cat jumped on top of Mingyou's head, and wiped the dirt and grass clippings from his feet on Mingyou's hair.Anyway, they take a shower and wash their hair every day, so he rubbed the meat pad on Mingyou's head, which is not called bullying.
"Okay, let's set a small goal first." Arthur Mao said, "Now we can start the live broadcast, and let the audience know about the energy crystallization by the way."
"Can you disclose it?" Mingyou asked, "Will it cause prices to skyrocket?"
Arthur Maomao's tail twitched Mingyou's ears lightly, and said, "Oh, you are not stupid, you know it will cause prices to skyrocket."
Mingyou muttered: "I'm not stupid at all. If other people see it and they drive up the price, what will you do if you can't buy energy crystals on the spirit beast planet?"
"Don't worry, in the past two days, the emergency bill has been passed, and the energy crystals have been nationalized, and private sales must be priced according to the national uniform." Arthur cat flicked his tail and said proudly, "That kind of ore is an associated mine of energy mines. The state-owned mines produce the most. The emergency bill is just a stick that is not easy to use. Whoever dares to drive up prices, the Star Alliance government will make them lose even their pants."
Mingyou immediately remembered the state control of Huaguo in his previous life, patted his chest and said, "It turns out that the control power of the Star Alliance government is similar to that of my previous life, and it will not affect people's livelihood, so I can rest assured."
"What is the original? Did you think the Star Alliance government was weak?" Arthur Cat said angrily.
Mingyou nodded: "Yes, I'm on Tianlanxing, and I can't feel the existence of Xingmeng government at all."
Usher the cat collapsed in anger.
Little white bear and little gray wolf looked at each other and rolled their ears, as if they had turned into cats.
Autonomous star area, normal.The autonomous star area is equivalent to the franchise country, can it be the same as the central star area?
But hearing what the little spirit beast master said, they were still (crossed out) very (crossed out) a little upset.
They felt aggrieved that they had made a fool of themselves in front of their little spirit beast masters.
The few people secretly made up their minds that other autonomous star regions don't matter, they must find a way to take back the autonomy of the sky blue star.At that time, if the little spirit beast master is willing, he will be given a long ball.
After the other comrades are awake, discuss it with them. Presumably, they must also agree to give this gift to the little spirit beast master.
Little gray wolf, little white bear and little black cat set up a chat group in Guangnao to discuss this matter.
Usher cat agreed with their proposal very much and began to make up jokes.
"Patriarch Tan: Did the young master who was driven out of the house starve to death?
The subordinate replied: No, master, now the young master is the ball leader of Planet Sky Blue, and you have become his subordinate. "
The little gray wolf and the little white bear thought that what Arthur cat said was very good, and then disbanded the group.
They still feel that if they stay in a group with Arthur Cat, sooner or later they will be embarrassed to death by Arthur Cat.
His Royal Highness (cross out) has a lot of bad things (cross out) everything is good, but it is very uncomfortable to be too secondary.
Mingyou didn't know that the three furries were discussing about giving him a ball, so he finished the draft and started the live broadcast.
There was no advance notice for this live broadcast, so when the live broadcast started, there was a lot of fluff everywhere.
However, there were several live broadcasts without advance notice, and the audience is used to it.They quickly found a good position, lay down on their stomachs and started watching the live broadcast.
Come on, let me take a look, what will the little anchor broadcast live today?Cook?Sing?Dance?Or make toys?
They saw the night sky, the grass, the river, and a big, big barbecue grill.
"Hello everyone, I'm the anchor Mingyou. Today we're broadcasting the picnic." Mingyou said while chopping meat, "In order to avoid some viewers feeling uncomfortable with hunting and slaughtering wild beasts, the live broadcast has skipped the hunting and slaughtering process."
"If there are viewers in the live broadcast room who also feel uncomfortable about handling meat ingredients, they can temporarily exit the live broadcast room and come in again when the barbecue starts."
"Then what if some viewers feel the same pain when grilling meat?"
Mingyou thought for a while and said, "Then come in when it's time to eat meat?"
"What if the audience feels the pain of eating meat?" Arthur Hu continued to be ambiguous.
Mingyou was unsure: "Why don't you make an announcement in the live broadcast room, today's live broadcast eats meat, vegetarians please watch carefully?"
Seeing that Mingyou was discussing with him seriously, Arthur laughed so hard that he rolled around on the grass.
Herman Bear stepped on Arthur Tiger's tail with the condiment.
"Meow!!!" Arthur Tiger jumped up from the ground.
Herman Xiong apologized without sincerity: "I'm sorry, I didn't see it."
Arthur Hu hugged his tail and said angrily: "I have such a big tail, are you blind?"
Herman Bear took a closer look at Arthur Tiger's tail, and said seriously: "Sorry, it's too dark, where is your tail?"
Arthur Tiger: "..." I'm just a little black!I can't believe you're still night blind!
But Mingyou believed it, and quickly took out a reflective vest from the system backpack and put it on the big black cat, and put a fluorescent bow on the tip of the big black cat's tail: "In this way, everyone can see the big black at night. It will hit and step on Dahei!"
Big black cat =_=.Is my young man really stupid or did it on purpose?
"That's right, this vest is very suitable for Your Highness." Herman Xiong nodded his head, holding back a smile.
The big black cat glanced lazily at the big pyrene, lay down on the ground and began to play dead, the bow on the tip of its tail was floating in the air - because the tail was too dark to see, so only the bow was floating around .
Mingyou thought his joke was funny, but everyone couldn't laugh, and even felt a little cold.
Mingyou, who was despised for his jokes, had no choice but to bacon in desperation.
The audience chatted in the barrage.
"The wind is so comfortable today, I really want to join the picnic."
"The little anchor said that some people would be afraid of slaughtering wild beasts? Is he serious? Doesn't he know who is watching the live broadcast?"
"Among the people watching the live broadcast, besides the soldiers, there are also family members. Maybe there are people who really don't like handling meat."
"Nobles, understand, the meat is grown from the refrigerator."
"Is Colonel Herman really His Highness's guard? Didn't it say that the Colonel has all his heart for His Highness, and there are even rumors that the Colonel has a crush on His Highness? Is this a crush? Why do I feel that the Colonel despises His Highness?"
"Your Highness is really good-tempered, and he doesn't get angry when his tail is stepped on. Rumor has it that His Highness has a violent temper that will be vengeful. Watching the live broadcast these few times, why do I feel that His Highness is too good-tempered?"
"So His Highness Hei either has a problem with his head, or a problem with his butt, or maybe both."
"The bow is fine, but the reflective vest is quite practical. I also have black hair, and I always get trampled on my tail during training at night, which makes me uncomfortable."
"Come on, who wears a reflective vest on missions at night? Are you setting up a target for people to hit?"
"Why do spirit beasts have tails? Tails are so anti-human!"
"Second second! I feel like the tail is not a part of my body at all! I have been scared by my own tail several times! Treated my tail like an enemy!"
"Scared by your own tail, treat your tail like an enemy and bite +1 (light a cigarette)."
"Take the tail as an enemy bite +2. The tail is really uncomfortable!"
……
The audience started to line up for some reason, criticizing that the tail should not be something that a spirit beast should have, and it was too much of a hindrance no matter what.Eighth or nine out of ten fights between spirit beasts are due to tails.
Why did you step on my tail, you pressed my tail, your tail flicked my face, your tail poked in my food, it's all the tail's fault!
We should form an anti-tail alliance!
His Majesty the big golden lion said weakly: "Is the focus of the most elite fighters of our Star Alliance a bit too boring? Ouch! Who the fuck stepped on my tail!"
Big Snow Leopard tilted his head with a blank face.
His Majesty the Big Lion turned around and slapped the poor Snow Leopard so badly that it rolled several times on the ground.
Big Snow Leopard was very wronged.Dad, your carpet is golden, and your tail is also golden. Big cats walk with their heads held high. I didn't see how normal your tail is?Why domestic violence me?
Hey, I really picked it up, I'll find a way to sneak and join my uncle!
The big snow leopard cat covered its beaten head with its paws, and made up its mind.
……
"By the way, I want to tell everyone good news. We found two more companions. Dalu and Xiaolu, say hello to everyone." Mingyou waved to the distance after marinating the desolate beast meat.
The audience followed Mingyou's line of sight, two deer were running towards them with cheerful steps.
Big green and small green?
The level of the little anchor's naming is still as inexplicable as ever.
Among the ten heroes, there is only a pair of twin brothers and sisters. The audience can guess who the deer brothers and sisters are without their brains.
Kerry Clyde and Allie Clyde, a pair of muscular brother and sister who unarmed the barracks.
Kerry and Ellie were once sent to the training camp as instructors because of their quarrel with Shangfeng, teaching soldiers to fight with bare hands.Many spirit beasts present have been tortured by them.
To be honest, Ellie's face looks pretty good, like a girl of seventeen or eighteen years old.Moreover, she has a very thin skin, she usually smiles shyly, and blush when she gets a little excited.Just looking at her face, Ellie is a soft and cute little girl that is rare in the military camp.
It's a pity that this cute little girl's head is built on a pile of steel and iron bones.
Ellie is really a good woman who can run horses on her shoulders and break big rocks on her chest.Although she has plant-type abilities, she uses plant-type abilities to strengthen her body. She once set a record for dismantling a small battleship with bare hands.
Now this strange woman in the military camp has turned into a delicate fawn wearing a flower on her head, and the guys and girls in the military camp who have been tortured by Ellie can't help but get goosebumps.
When this little deer like a white flower snuggled up to the little spirit beast master, rubbing it lightly and acting like a baby, many viewers felt their stomachs tumbling, and even the smell of barbecue could not arouse their appetite. .
When the strong Han Kerry also lowered his head, gently rubbed his beautiful antlers against the palm of the little spirit beast master, raised his head, showing a pair of big watery eyes and acted like a spoiled child, many viewers were forced to interrupt the live broadcast and ran to the toilet to vomit .
You are enough!Even if the age is forced to shrink!Don't have too much personality contrast!
Arthur Hu glanced at the soldiers who had been trained by the Clyde brothers and sisters in the barrage, and he was on the verge of collapse, and started talking nonsense, like a crazy barrage, showing a big cat's disdainful crooked grin.
The race of the Clyde brothers and sisters is like this. When they were young, they were super cute and soft. After they became adults, their physical genes would change, and they would develop towards steel and iron.
The same is true of their spirit beasts.Does the deer look cute now?The adult body is the muscular demon deer.Otherwise, how do you think they are assassins?Of course, use the ability to sneak into the enemy camp first, and then tear off the clothes to reveal the muscles Kai Wushuang.
Big black cat scratches the ass.His butt was kicked by the muscular demon deer before, and now that he thinks about it, he can still feel the pain that seems to have turned the cat's butt into eight petals.
I don't know if Zhuyou can still say the disgusting words "big green and little green are the cutest little deer" when he sees the muscular devil deer that grows up from the elf deer.
The big black cat seemed to have seen the broken expression on the poor little spirit beast master's face, and couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Mingyou swooped over and just rubbed and kneaded: "Dahei, don't be lazy, quickly help me barbecue."
The big black cat who wanted to be lazy stood up helplessly, shyly showing the cat's belly that had already grown a layer of soft fur, with two cat paws grabbing the barbecue grill, with a look of loveless barbecue.
As a hairy creature, actually want to get close to the fire to roast meat?Only a guy like Zhuyou who doesn't know what kind of weird things are in his head will do this kind of thing.
The big white bear glanced at his highness.
Yes, yes, she keeps complaining, but never rejects the request of the little spirit beast master. Your Highness, are you going to add another "tsundere" to your character label, which is already too many for a thousand words?
Tsundere Highness?Great Pyrenees trembled.
So disgusting!
"Is Dabai very cold?" Mingyou saw the big white bear shivering, and hurriedly took out a felt hat from the system backpack, tiptoed and put it on the big white bear's head.
Dark green, with two ears, and a felt hat with a red five-pointed star in the middle!
Mingyou gave a thumbs up to the big white bear: "Russian bear! Want vodka? Ton, ton, ton!"
Big Pyrenees: "..." The little spirit beast master was speaking incomprehensible words again.
"This hat is quite nice, give me one too!" The big black cat said to Mingyou.
The night in this mountain forest was so windy that it hurt his ears.
Mingyou took out a stack of dark green felt hats from the system backpack as if conjuring.This felt hat also seems to have some high-tech, it can automatically change the size according to the shape of the spirit beasts' heads, and even expose the ears and horns of the spirit beasts.
So the big black cat, the little red fox, the little gray wolf and the two little deer all became spirit beasts of the Northeast.
Mingyou also put on his hat, and opened his mouth with a string of Northeast dialect.
Big Black Cat: "..."
Oops, I remembered the horror of being "give me the whole live broadcast".
"Dahei has also become a Siberian tiger." Mingyou said with a smile.
The big black cat raised its hat: "What does that Siberian tiger look like?"
"As fat as an orange cat." In Mingyou's head, a Siberian tiger that was overly fat in winter appeared in the news that he saw in a certain year.
Big Black Cat: "..."
He decided to break off friendship with the little spirit beast master for 1 minute!
Arthur Tiger looked down at his slightly protruding soft belly.
Am I really fat?no?A month ago, Zhuyou still said that I was skinny?Dislike me for being fat now?But the form of the spirit beast has nothing to do with the human form, my human form must still have eight-pack abs!
How about eating less meat today?
"Dahei? What are you in a daze for?" Mingyou was puzzled.
"Not in a daze." The big black cat shook its head vigorously, almost throwing the hat off.
What is he thinking!The Siberian tiger is an orange cat!He is not a Siberian tiger!
Even counting by color, he is a big black cat and his brother is an orange cat!An orange cat will become fat like a pig!
His Majesty the Great Golden Lion sneezed loudly, spitting on the cat's face of the snow leopard rolling in front of him.
snow leopard:"……"
This day is really impossible!Dad beat me violently for a while, and sprayed my face with saliva for a while!Dad won't be dementia, right?This day can't be passed!I must find a way to join my uncle sooner!
Big Snow Leopard made up his mind again.
……
Mingyou didn't know that soon he would welcome a big snow leopard that sneaked away.He is now thinking about how to tell the audience in the live broadcast room about the energy crystallization.
"Today we are going to use a new ingredient for barbecue, called..." Mingyou paused and asked, "What's this called?"
The big black cat said lazily: "Energy associated mine."
Mingyou couldn't laugh or cry: "I know it's an energy-related mine. It should have a name, right?"
The big black cat glanced at the two little deer who were playing the game of "Push me, I pounce on you": "It hasn't been named yet. Let's call them Greenstone."
Mingyou was speechless: "Dahei, isn't this too perfunctory?"
The big black cat sneered: "Why didn't you feel perfunctory when you named us?"
The other fluffy nodded one after another.
Mingyou: "..." Is this matter unavoidable?I am cowardly!
"Ahem, everyone is familiar with this kind of ore. It's called green stone, and it's a wood-type energy crystal."
"Wood attribute energy crystals are a very suitable food for plant-type supernatural beings. But my spirit beasts are picky eaters and refuse to eat stones, so I have to make it into seasoning."
"Spiritual beast masters can introduce energy from wood energy crystals into food, but ordinary spirit beasts can only eat energy crystals directly. However, I have submitted the relevant research papers, and perhaps the Star Alliance will soon be able to find more convenient ones. Yes, the method of using energy crystals to make food for spirit beasts."
"Dahei said that among the audience watching the live broadcast, in addition to the people raising spirit beasts, there are also many spirit beasts with economic freedom. Spirit beasts can buy some energy crystals to taste, the taste is really good."
……
Audiences:……
Who the hell would eat rocks!Little host, are you kidding me? !
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