After I Livestreamed Raising Cubs I became the Wealthiest in Interstellar

Although Mingyou was a high school student in his previous life, the companies of his two guardian uncles cooperated closely with universities, so he knew a thing or two about the academic circle.

Both domestic and foreign academic circles are famous for their introversion, and there are many scholars. It is an "independent small kingdom" that is difficult for the government to intervene.Whether it is the application for funding projects or the evaluation of award qualifications, the opinions of the leaders of the academic circles occupy an absolutely important position.

This is the so-called "authoritative opinion".

I didn't expect it to be the same in the Star Alliance.

In peacetime, an "authority" who only focuses on power and status and ignores academics will only slow down the academic development of related majors.

In times of war, scientific research positions are an important part of battlefield positions.The long-term weak academia has caused great losses to the Star Alliance.

"There is nothing wrong with him legally, it's just that if the scientific research is not done well, it is impossible to punish him for the crime of delaying the military plane." Mingyou asked curiously, "But why does he have the face to apply for a state funeral?"

The little panda next to him rolled his eyes: "Because he is an authority, he is the leader of the school, and our group of scientific researchers who have made great achievements on the battlefield can be regarded as his disciples."

Mingyou was speechless.

How do you say that?That person is like the chief examiner in the feudal period?

"As long as there are places where people gather, there will inevitably be groups. It is even more impossible for the academic world to lack authority. After the promotion of the new spirit and animal science, you will be the new academic leader." Da Zima also explained, "The old one The factions of the schoolmasters are beginning to disintegrate, and their true disciples will naturally find ways to improve their status."

For example, labeling all the scientific researchers who have done meritorious service as their own disciples and grandchildren, such as using the dead old school leader to give money to their own faction, are all one of their methods.

Those who do not engage in scientific research in academic circles are no different from politicians in essence.

What's even more irritating to them is that when Arthur and the Academy of Sciences were fighting against each other, hoping to gain his support, this person stood on the sidelines and did not help each other. He called it neutral.

But because he did not violate the law, and there were indeed many "disciples and grandchildren", plus the fact that death is a big deal, even if Arthur and His Majesty the Golden Lion were full of resentment, they could not directly tear their faces apart.

Mingyou understood Arthur's aggrieved heart.

This person only exacerbated the solidification and regression of the academic circle of spirit beasts. During the war, his so-called "two non-helping each other", in Mingyou's view, was actually treason.

It's like when a person sees a policeman fighting a criminal, and the policeman says to help me hit him with a stick, the person folds his arms and looks on with cold eyes, saying that I am neutral, and you continue.

Although there is nothing wrong with the law, it is enough to show that this person has no morals.

What's more, this is still a major event related to the survival of the Star Alliance.He acts as if he's not a Covenant and doesn't care about the outcome of the war against the Zerg.

State funeral?With his big black character, it's considered a good temper if he didn't raise his ashes.

"National burial is impossible, he has no credit." His Majesty the Golden Lion flicked his tail, "But when those people proposed a state funeral, they knew that I would not agree. They are asking for a lot of money, waiting for us to pay back the money on the spot .”

Mingyou nodded half-understood.

What the Golden Lion Brother meant was that they made a request that the Golden Lion Brother could not agree to, and after the Golden Lion Brother refused once, he was embarrassed to refuse the second-class request?

"Their real purpose is to let me and my subordinates go to his funeral." Arthur folded his arms and said in a bad mood, "It's better to bring you. In this way, they can brag to the public, Arthur His Royal Highness and the ten heroes came to the old man's funeral to respect the old man. The old man has no scientific research results because he has devoted all his energy to teaching and educating people. Now there are scientific researchers with names and surnames who have achieved results. He has taken care of him .”

Mingyou felt that these words were so familiar, he had seen them countless times in the news in his previous life.

Mingyou pointed to his nose and said, "If I go too, I will add one more. Mingyou, the founder of New Spirit Beastology, also respects him very much?"

Arthur sneered: "Even your brain can see the twists and turns, they really don't hide it at all."

Mingyou was speechless.Isn't this similar to those idols in the entertainment industry in the previous life who used their popularity to improve their status?

It turns out that no matter what circle, the word "crack" is very powerful.

"Then... why don't you pretend to be sick?" Mingyou suggested, "Although we can't refuse in the face, if there is an excuse, they can't help it, right?"

Arthur didn't speak, he frowned, as if he was thinking.

"Your Highness can pretend to be sick, but you have to publish the mourning article, otherwise you will be criticized for disrespecting the seniors in the academic world." The little panda said eccentrically, "But His Highness doesn't necessarily care about this. I don't care, I won't go , there is no need to make excuses for being sick."

The big purple horse said calmly, "I'm not going either."

Arthur continued to frown, as if thinking about the joints of interest.

Mingyou asked Xiao Tianmiao to call up that person's biography, and take a look at his family's requirements for the funeral.

The custom of that person's planet is "happy burial".That is to say, at the funeral, everyone should not cry, but should be lively and laughing, and extremely luxurious scenes should be arranged.If you can't have a grand burial, your soul won't be able to ascend to heaven smoothly.

It's such a bad habit to have a luxurious funeral or something.

Mingyou had already thought about it, he had already registered for body donation, and after his death, he would continue to shine for the scientific community of the Star Alliance.

After a person dies, there is only a pile of bones and rotten flesh left, and when they are burned, they become a handful of ashes. What kind of luxurious funeral is given to a handful of ashes?Is there nowhere to burn the money?

However, happiness and mourning, luxury, laughter...

Mingyou seemed to think of something in his mind, but he couldn't remember it for a while.

"I'm going, I'm going to put on a mocking smile at his funeral." Arthur finally decided, "Don't you want me to laugh? I'll show him the smile. You all go, give me a smile on his grave." Before laughing."

His Majesty the Great Golden Lion, the farmer knelt down: "It makes sense. If you are celebrating or mourning, then go and laugh together. If you don't smile well, just say that I was born with this smiling face. You can do nothing to me."

The little panda covered his mouth with his paws: "Yes, I have a toothache, but I can only smile with my mouth crooked."

The big purple horse was thoughtful: "I am a cold and handsome guy, I can only pretend to smile."

Mingyou: "...I remembered."

Several people looked at him in unison: "What do you remember?"

Mingyou clapped his hands together and said, "Happy funeral! There was a custom of happy funeral on the planet in my previous life, it was very fun!"

A question mark popped up above each of several people, forming a series of ellipsis made up of question marks.

Xiaoyou, what are you talking about without thinking?

"Hey, I can't explain clearly. Let me demonstrate it to you." Mingyou found Xiao Tianmiao and whispered to Xiao Tianmiao for a long time. The described situation is modeled holographically.

During the modeling process of Xiaotianmiao, Arthur held his arms and nodded his head, as if he understood something.

"Come on, play music!" Xiaotianmiao built the holographic model, and Mingyou took out his precious suona from the system backpack.

Xiaotianmiao put on her headphones, and a row of electronic musical instruments was projected in front of her: "yoyoyo! Come! Funeral music begins!"

Mingyou puffed up his cheeks: "Toot! Toot, toot! Toot! Toot, toot, toot toot! Toot toot toot toot! Toot toot toot toot..."

The moment the suona sounded, the big golden lion and the big snow leopard exploded at the same time.

His majesty the big golden lion's long hair was blown up into a big golden ball of fur. Because the big snow leopard is a big short-haired cat, only its tail was blown up into a fairy stick.

The big purple horse's chin almost fell to the ground, and the little panda hugged its big tail and began to twist.

Arthur stroked his chin with his index finger, showing a thoughtful smirk.

Seeing that Arthur understood what he meant, Mingyou narrowed his eyes for joy, twisted while blowing, and looked more vigorously at his cheeks.

Xiao Tianmiao's eyes also narrowed with laughter, the cat's buttocks twisted and turned, and the cat's tail flicked and flicked, as if it was going to fly with the rhythm.

In front of him, the holographic projections of four villains in black funeral dresses were carrying a coffin, walking and jumping to the rhythm, the coffin was bouncing up and down, and the coffin boards seemed to be about to be turned upside down.

Xiaotianmiao's electronic accompaniment became more and more exciting. Mingyou's cheeks looked like a frog singing in a summer pond. The little man in black who was carrying the coffin sat on the ground with his buttocks up, holding the coffin, his buttocks circling on the spot, The coffin shook more violently.

Mingyou blew a black coffin-carrying song in one breath, his eyes were piercing, and he looked expectantly at everyone who was stunned except Arthur: "How?"

His Majesty the Big Golden Lion turned his head back and licked his bloated hair in a daze, not knowing what to say for a moment.

The big snow leopard hugged its fairy stick tail in a daze, its eyes were blank, the whole leopard was dumbfounded.

The little panda also hugged its own tail, and said, "Xiaoyou, where is the custom of burial for you? Are you overjoyed?"

The big purple horse was on his way back from get off work, and nodded: "The head of the grave is dancing."

Mingyou gave a thumbs up: "That's right, Grave Head Dance! This is what I want!"

Arthur put down his finger on his chin, and said: "Tell me the custom of carrying the coffin of this man in black in detail. Brother, let them entrust me with this funeral. In exchange, I will let my personal guards and All the scientists who did meritorious deeds this time came to this funeral.”

His Majesty the Golden Lion hesitated a bit: "Is this okay?"

"The custom there is mourning. Wouldn't it be good for me to give him the most luxurious mourning?" Arthur smiled, "They will agree. Because they know that for the face of the Star Alliance, for those young people who have made meritorious service Scientists will not be judged, I will strictly follow their customs, and the funeral standard cannot be lowered."

Mingyou's eyes sparkled and he said, "Can I participate too?"

Arthur stretched out his hand and pressed Mingyou's head: "When the funeral starts, they will know that they have been deceived. There must be many saints and saints who say that death is the greatest, and it is wrong for me to humiliate them like this. You are young, and you are in the Star Alliance The foundation is shallow, so you can't come forward."

Arthur finished pressing Mingyou's head, straightened his collar, and said with a sneer, "I'm not afraid of these rumors, what I want is for those people to publicize that I'm humiliating him."

Comparing prestige, popularity, status, and glory, who am I, Arthur Tiger, ever afraid of? !

"Okay." Mingyou didn't insist.He knew that Arthur's decision was absolutely correct, "Is there anything I can do to help? I want to help."

"Help me train a team of suona players." Arthur said, "You, together with Heman and Yan Yi, arrange a few more festive funeral music, and use the music from your previous life, so that if others want to say that the funeral music is wrong, they can also find it." There is no evidence. I will ask Xian Luo and Xian Wei to help you adapt the coffin-carrying dance. You can also help with the costume design."

Mingyou clenched his fists: "No problem! I will definitely give them the most memorable funeral!"

The little panda thought for a while, then raised its paw: "Everyone, I have an idea."

Arthur said, "Say."

The little panda's round and cute face showed a very evil smile: "How about changing all the coffin bearers, music players, and all the guests who appeared on the scene into spirit beasts? Add a small vest uniform to the spirit beast, and it will be more twisted." Fun. Let's do another All-Star Live stream to keep everyone entertained."

"In order not to let you say that I have a dark history of collecting spirit beasts, I am the first to sign up and I can carry the coffin." The little panda waved its paw excitedly, "See if I don't knock his coffin board!"

Arthur pondered for a while, and said: "Yes. Spiritual beasts carrying the coffin are indeed more comical. And... didn't he claim to be the authority of spiritual beastology? When he died, a group of spiritual beasts mourned him. Give him face."

If you just die quietly like this, I will take the blame of this dumb person. Death is the most important thing, and I don't care about the dead.You're shameless now, so I'll put on a few more layers of shame for you.Arthur thought viciously.

"If the spirit beast carries the coffin, I suggest that Dabai's family send out...a bear." Mingyou also raised his hand to suggest, "A bear wearing a black vest is definitely more suitable to carry the coffin. And the bear's bewildered face is paralyzed...serious face, Perfect for the serious atmosphere of a funeral."

Arthur thought carefully about his adjutant's bewildered face all the time, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly: "It's really suitable."

The big purple horse also made a suggestion: "All the spirit beasts attending the funeral should be allowed to manage their facial expressions. If they can't be done, they should be controlled with supernatural powers. They must not laugh during the whole process, and they should all keep a serious face."

Grave Bundi with a serious face, why do you say that I am not serious about attending the funeral?

Arthur, Mingyou, the little panda and the big purple horse said something to you, and I said something to preliminarily set the content of the funeral.

The father and son of the Big Golden Lion and the Big Snow Leopard looked at each other in blank dismay.

It's not that the whole family does not enter the house, the fighting power of the uncle/brother and his family members is too strong.Why can't they think of this idea?

"I want to participate too!" Big Snow Leopard jumped up and down and raised its front paws, "I'm really good at dancing!"

The big golden lion sighed: "I'll just squat there and watch you guys dance quietly. I'm old and can't dance anymore."

Arthur sneered: "Okay, that's it."

The big golden lion and the big snow leopard left No. [-] convalescent star and started to work on the funeral.

Arthur held a holographic combat meeting for all the subordinates who were on business trips and who didn't know where to be lazy.

The subordinates of the spirit beasts patted their fluffy skins with their paws after going through the psychological journey of =dish=→-_-→Σ(°△°|||)→o(*≧▽≦)ツ~┴┴ chest, indicating that he will definitely complete the task satisfactorily.

"I'll go to the chaotic star area to find my brother right away. He has been a battle madman for so long, so he should return to his job as a dancer." Xianluo smiled and said, "My brother and I will dance in front to open the way for the coffin."

Louis said with a cold expression: "Didn't the Russ family want to curry favor with me? Send out a seal to dance behind the coffin with me."

The dance of the big seals clapping and rolling must be very interesting.

Herman said: "I will find another white bear and two black bears to carry the coffin together."

Yan Yi sighed: "I'm in charge of the military band." He actually didn't want to make fun of it in front of the entire Star Alliance people, but... forget it, he should have lost face, he had already lost it all in the ghost video column edited by His Highness the Prince.

"Where is it enough for just four people to dance? Since it's a funeral, of course we have to sing and dance." Ellie snorted coldly, "Brother, don't our family also want to restore relations with us? Let them create a group of muscular deer, and we form a muscular deer party." Team, dance aerobics behind the big seal."

Kerry nodded: "Okay." In terms of brightening his muscles, he will not be sleepy anymore.

The little panda and the big purple horse are in charge of the funeral preparations for the meritorious young scientist team, while Adeline and Leo stay by Mingyou's side to protect Mingyou.

Although Myung Woo won't be on camera, he will attend the funeral with his co-stars.He would pretend to be someone else and watch secretly.

Leo and Adeline have no family influence in the Star Alliance, so this time they will be with Mingyou, and they will not appear on camera.

"It's a pity that I don't have a good relationship with the Tan family, otherwise it would be fun to let a group of mud horses spit out." Mingyou said regretfully.

Arthur fulfilled Mingyou's wish: "The Star Alliance is more than a group of alpacas from the Tan family. I will gather a group of alpacas and give them to Tan Chenxi for training. They will also attend the funeral. Cui Li's square-faced fox is also good, let him arrange Cheng Master of Ceremonies."

"The alpaca don't dance, just stand in front of the grave to welcome the guests." Mingyou suggested, "In this way, anyone who sees the alpaca in front of the grave will know what we want to say."

Grass mud horse grass mud horse grass mud horse.

Adeline really wants Mingyou to stop being full of swear words, but now her heart is full of swear words, so she can only sigh and let the matter go.

Just when Arthur and others were preparing for the funeral in full swing, the public opinion propaganda of the old school boss really came, and what Mingyou said was exactly what Mingyou had expected.

Mingyou was extremely proud.Now Dahei will never say that his head is frozen bean curd residue.

Arthur complained privately: "Even Zhuyou has seen through the tricks of this group of people. Their brains are not as good as that of Zhuyou's frozen tofu."

Arthur complained loudly in private, and Mingyou raised a small fist at Arthur in an atmosphere.

Arthur turned into a big black cat and ran away with paws.

Mingyou's strength is getting stronger and stronger, and he will probably become a cat star in the sky after being hit by this punch.

Although the ordinary people on the Internet were brought into rhythm at the beginning, when it comes to playing with public opinion, Arthur and His Majesty the Golden Lion were not afraid of anyone, and soon someone pretended to reveal the secret.

The common people suddenly realized and began to discuss how much His Royal Highness Prince Arthur endured the funeral.

"I just said that Mr. Ming overthrew the old spirit animal science, how could His Highness give the old school any face?"

"I remember that before the war, when the Star Alliance Spirit Beast Science was still ruled by old school bosses, many academic staff anonymously complained about this person in private. Why not do it, fight for power and profit No. 1."

"When the military engineer I followed who made great contributions on the battlefield forwarded the news of XX's death, he posted 'Death is the greatest'. I didn't understand it after reading it for a long time, but now I finally understand it."

"Aggrieved, if you don't die, you can still settle it. Now that the old liar is dead before the liquidation, we still have to mourn him with the ceremony of the national scholar? No way, no way, no way?"

"Gossip, their disciples and grandchildren originally wanted a state funeral, but His Majesty rejected it. Later, in order to prevent them from continuing to quarrel, His Highness said that he and the ten heroes would attend, and that His Highness had full authority to arrange the funeral. The customs of that guy, happy funeral, lavish burial, hehe, luxurious."

"His Royal Highness is retired, and it's too difficult to worry about these things."

"Could they still want to call Mr. Ming?"

"They did 'invite' Mr. Ming to go, but Mr. Ming doesn't know them, so why should he go. Well, I don't know if Mr. Ming will go, but I hope Mr. Ming will not suffer."

"Mr. Ming will definitely not go. Have you forgotten Mr. Ming's social fear? If Mr. Ming can cure the disease of social fear, why not give us a tour class first? Go to the funeral of someone you don't know?"

"There should be no reason for them to invite Mr. Ming, right? There's nothing wrong with it, and Mr. Ming doesn't need to 'visit' the old 'authority'."

"It's related, why not? They said that the leader of the meritorious scientists this time, the little panda, the big purple horse, and the deceased Mr. Gu Hai, are all his students."

"I'm sorry, student? Did he really say that? Where's the face?"

"He said it when he was alive, and even shed two tears for Mr. Gu Hai. Now his disciples and grandchildren are also saying the same, and they are desperately pursuing relationships."

"If I were Major General Louis, I would be so angry that I would manipulate the supernatural light cannon to blow up his house. Who doesn't know what happened to Mr. Gu Hai in the academic world? Who doesn't know that Mr. Gu Hai was taken in by His Highness?"

"To be honest, it's not just Gu Hai, our temporarily formed team of front-line scientists were all taken in by His Highness. His Highness prepared a scientific research base for us, allocated us scientific research funds, and took the soldiers to the Zerg army to rob us. Experimental material. Human death is a big deal. I can’t say anything at all, but I have to say what kind of teachers and students will be installed for me. Well, you are a teacher, I am a student, and all of us who have taken your class are students. But so what Already? I have had many teachers since I was a child."

"Take a photo with Daniel upstairs. When you said that, I recalled it, and I said what was wrong. Why can the teacher come out to share the credit when the students are promising? When I was in elementary school, I was discriminated against by the head teacher, leading the whole class to be cold Violence, because of this, I took a break from school for a year, and gradually recovered after I transferred to another school. If one day I developed well, my head teacher came out and said that he is my teacher and my head teacher, so I was trained by him, I will definitely I wanted to stab him to death."

"Add one. It's not popular to say that teachers are like fathers anymore. Even if you are a real father, shouldn't you be scolded by a scumbag?"

"This credit is too easy to grab. Can the principal of that prestigious school say that he will share more than half of the credit for all the students in this school who will make contributions in the future?"

"Don't dare to dare, what does it matter to me that the students work hard on their own? I only work in administration and don't know anything about academics."

"Hahaha took a photo with the principal of the First Star Alliance Military Academy upstairs."

"Fart! You are not less proud of Mr. Ming!"

"Pfft, take a photo with the principal of the Star Alliance Agricultural School. Principal, please don't swear."

"Let him talk about it. Mr. Ming should have been a student of the Star Alliance Agricultural University. I also want to say that Mr. Ming should have been an alumnus of mine. The first public class should have been at our school."

"Don't talk about it, you'll cry if you talk about it. Our Star Alliance Agricultural University has lost its status as the number one spirit beast school of the Star Alliance in such a muddle-headed way, woo woo woo."

"...Fortunately, I lost it. I don't want to explain to my friends in the outer galaxy that spirit beasts are not some kind of domestic animals that can be bred to get rich."

"Nongda University and spirit beasts don't match! They don't match at all! So why does your school have a spirit beast cultivation major!"

"After watching Mr. Ming's live broadcast, don't you group of spirit beasts feel guilty for saying this? Is there any difference between raising you and raising pigs? Don't they all eat and sleep?"

"Report your name, real people PK (呲牙)."

……

The opinions of ordinary people on the Internet quickly turned crooked.

No one cares about that old schoolboy, at most they feel sorry for His Royal Highness Arthur.The current hot search on the Star Alliance network is whether raising spirit beasts should be included in the agricultural wealth channel.

The strongest supernatural beings were full of question marks.

I said that you are very arrogant. You used to say that we are weapons of war, that we will lose control, and you are afraid that we will die.Now they are going to raise us to get rich?Returning to the Agricultural Channel, believe it or not, I bombarded you with supernatural powers?

While roaring, they joined the topic with great interest, and applied for hosts on related topics, and they flew with rhythm.

Originally, there were ordinary people speaking for them, but seeing that this group of spirit beasts participated in the topic more actively than anyone else, and even started to record a small video in the style of getting rich, they could only support their foreheads one by one, and vowed that they would never feel sorry for them again.

Apart from His Highness and the Ten Heroes, none of these spirit beasts are serious!Even His Majesty the Golden Lion is known as the Orange Cat!

What?There are many ghost and animal videos of His Highness and Ten Heroes?Are ghosts and animals unorthodox?Why is the ghost so unreasonable?You apologize to the ghost!

Compared with the random digressions on the ordinary Internet, this matter is still being discussed on the internal forum of the spirit beast.

"Do you believe His Highness will endure?"

"Hahahaha, Your Highness who is patient, I am dying of laughter. Let Your Highness be patient, is he worthy?"

"His Royal Highness can lead us to destroy the Senate during the war. Now a bunch of lost students want His Highness to compromise? They think too much."

"That's right. For other people, they might be worried about rumors. Your Highness has never cared about these things since he was a child."

"Didn't Your Highness endure for those young scientists?"

"As a member of the young scientists, I dare say that this is absolutely impossible. Forbearance must have a purpose, right? You can't bear for the sake of forbearance, right? Is there any benefit for us by forbearance? What's the point of having a bad reputation with them? Does it matter? Now the head of the School of Spiritual Beasts is the princess."

"What are you talking about, princess, please call him Mr. Ming, and then call Your Highness Mr. Ming's lover."

"Although Ming Xiaoyou is probably happy to be called Princess Prince, but... I just don't call him, just slightly."

"Don't be crooked, turn the building back. Don't talk about the field of psychic beasts now, the new achievements of other academic circles are basically related to psychic beasts. Now the intersecting fields of psychic beasts and other sciences are particularly popular, and all walks of life are staring at them Mr. Ming's scientific research achievements. We have endless research projects with Mr. Ming, and the reputation of the old school is really indifferent. It is unreasonable for Your Highness to do so."

"If it's someone else, I think maybe he just wants to unite all the forces that can be united, to give the veterans a face, let them get this face and join us to build the Star Alliance together. But His Highness... shook his head frantically, The kind that shakes the head off the ear."

"His Royal Highness used to behave in the world by emphasizing the word cool. I don't believe that His Highness will bow his head now."

"Am I the only one who doesn't worry at all? Since His Highness has never suffered from ghosts, why do you think that His Highness presided over this funeral? Why can't you trust His Highness more?"

"It makes sense. Since they are incapable of forcing His Highness to bow his head, it means His Highness didn't bow his head at all. This funeral is a good one to watch."

"Inside information, forget it, no more inside information. Anyway, His Highness can't be at a disadvantage."

……

There are also family members who are old school people who can go to the internal forum.Looking at the analysis in the forum, they were also very disturbed.

Although they think that death is the most important thing, His Royal Highness should not do anything too outrageous.But in everyone's mind, Prince Arthur is someone who can do things that others can't.No one can speculate on Prince Arthur with common sense.

Did they... do something wrong?

They began to reflect, but it was too late.

Arthur quickly arranged the funeral, and the selection of the spirit beast dancers and the spirit beast music members had also been completed.

Heman led the brothers in the clan to practice the coffin-carrying dance, and his elder brother who had been promoted to admiral unexpectedly joined the coffin-carrying dance with his paws raised.

"That person is also my teacher, I have taken his class." Monty Big Black Bear rubbed the white crescent moon on his chest, and said in a sad tone.

Herman: "..." I believe you bear!

The big brown bear would also like to join, but this time only black and white bears are required to carry the coffin, not brown bears.

He is sad.He felt excluded.

Two of the three brothers participated in the coffin-carrying dance, but he didn't participate. It was too miserable.

In the end, under the comfort of Mingyou, the big brown bear "admitted" to the Spirit Beast Funeral Orchestra, and played the suona with Yan Yi, and his mood finally improved a little.

At least, he also participated in the funeral, so he wasn't too excluded.

The heads of the Ruth family were actually very hesitant when they heard that they might offend the old school boss.As a veteran wealthy family, they are inextricably linked with the old school.

But it was useless for them to hesitate. The young seals of the Ruth family almost overwhelmed the registration office.In order to fight for the place to dance at the funeral, they also gathered a crowd to fight and decided the strongest.

The heads of the Ruth family: "..." Forget it, they can't control the young people in the family anymore, let them go.

As for the muscular deer family...

"What? Do you want to do a muscle dance at the funeral? Is there such a good thing?!" The elders of the family signed up one after another regardless of their grievances, "We want to sell the Lu family's muscle dance to the entire Star Alliance! We are the A real dancer!"

Ellie and Kerry were speechless for a while.

Can you guys stop being so full of muscles and think about other things, okay?

The meritorious scientists convened by the little panda Huo Hao and the big purple horse Leon were a little more radical.Not to mention spirit beasts, even non-spirit beasts say they want to dance, and send the old man to heaven as soon as possible amid laughter and laughter. It is best to spit while dancing.

After listening to the complaints from his partners, Mingyou was silent for a long time, and said with a dry smile: "Things are going well, it's a good thing."

His spirit beast partners lay down on the ground and couldn't get up.

Tired, heart tired.Can you stop being so unreliable?Are we the only reliable spirit beasts in the Star Alliance?

Mingyou squatted down and rubbed each belly.

Ah, the fluffy belly is so comfortable to the touch.

"Arthur Arthur, you're about to turn into a big black, I want to rub your belly." Mingyou said confidently.

Arthur sighed, turned into a big black cat, then knocked Mingyou to the ground with one paw, and rolled several times.

Knead you big headed ghost!Still confident?Get out!

……

The funeral began with laughter and laughter.

The audience of the All-Star Alliance waited in the live broadcast room early, watching His Royal Highness Prince Arthur and the ten heroes bear the burden of humiliation with a heavy heart.

Then, the suona sounded, and the black bear was wearing a white vest and a white hat, and the white bear was wearing a black vest and a black hat. They carried the coffin and walked off the aircraft.

The audience put question marks on the screen one after another.

How is this going?

The funeral band came on stage, and the spirit beasts stood up, with their heads and buttocks drawn in circles, twisting like fat twists, and the high-pitched suona sounded in the rhythmic electronic drumbeat, kicking off the prelude to the funeral.

The big fox Xianluo and the big fox Xianwei jumped in front of the coffin and stood up straight, waving their paws to the left and right.

The big seals behind the coffin patted the ground with their front flippers, rolled around on the ground, patted the ground again, and rolled around. Duludulu also spit out water bubbles with their abilities.

Behind them, a group of muscular deer kept doing various bodybuilding poses with bright muscles. Their muscles were all oiled, reflecting the dazzling sunlight, which almost blinded the audience's titanium alloy dog ​​eyes.

And the protagonists of this funeral, the coffin bearers, are jumping happily.Standing up and jumping, sitting on the ground and jumping, even "carrying" the coffin with the stomach, jumping like a live fish thrown on the shore.

The coffin they were carrying bounced and bounced, and it seemed that the lid of the coffin was about to pop open.

The audience's question marks on the screen never stopped.

How is this going?How is this going?Why so cheerful?

"According to Mr. Science, the funeral custom in someone's hometown is a grand funeral. This seems to be a grand funeral, and there is no problem at all. (Is it really okay!!!)"

"This instrument is the suona played by Mr. Ming, right? When the suona sounds, it is either a coffin or a worship hall. It is no problem to use the suona at the funeral, there is no problem at all. (But I think there is really a problem!!!)"

"There is no problem with joy and funeral, suona is no problem, the funeral procession singing and dancing seems... not a big problem? This is very festive, no problem, no problem at all. (I thought His Highness was bullied, I was wrong, how could His Highness be Bully!!!)"

"Damn it, the guests were greeted by a group of scumbags. Your Highness actually mobilized so many scumbags from the army of the Star Alliance. This emoji group is really shocked."

"What's a grass-mud horse? Our Ouhuang Tibetan Fox is still serving as the master of ceremonies, speaking a eulogy feebly with his wide-slit dead fish eyes."

"The meritorious scientists also presented a well-choreographed dance. What is this? Grave head dancing?"

"That's right, dancing on the grave, singing and dancing to send you to heaven. Congratulations, I'm so happy (waving hands)."

Arthur glanced at the livid or pale relatives, friends, disciples and grandchildren of the deceased, and let out a disdainful laugh.