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Usurper 21:

The usurper system originally wanted to tell Shuo Yue Ji Wu about the plot.

But Shuo Yue Ji Wu was not interested.

Shuo Yue Ji Wu: According to the information I collected in your host base, your plot is almost an indicator, as long as the final result is achieved, the process is not important.

[Usurper system: ...]

Shuoyue Jiwu: And this task is basically a pit. All tasks require the host to play a certain role, which means that the possibility of a fake show is as high as 90%. In the end, 8% of the hosts will follow the trend and fall in love. ,It is not so much that they conquered the characters, it is better to say that they were conquered by the characters, here I smell the taste of conspiracy, sorry to refuse.

Shouldn’t this fraudulent digging be me,(“)

Your plot missions collided with me.

[Usurper system: ...]

The usurper system once again realized what it means to be speechless.

This host is really capable of doing things, and you think too much, are you Dihua?

Shuoyue Jiwu: Dihua?

[Usurper system: Nothing]

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Usurper 22:

The usurping system has already planned to release the host, but no matter what it says, the host will not listen.

It has been said that the child is a villain, and the host wants to raise it.

Yes, Shuo Yue Ji Wu picked up a baby in a very remote place.

He was about to die, Shuo Yue Ji Wu bought a life-extending pill from the system mall and fed it to live.

Shuo Yue Ji Wu: Well, the effect is good, but not as good as the effect given by the emperor.

The child said it was a child, but it was not, but the villain went crazy and 'rejuvenated' for a while, and was locked up and lost his memory.

Don't think that Shuoyue Jiwu is kind, he only decided to keep him after hearing that the child really lost his memory, to observe how the child lost his memory, and compare it with the information he has seen and known before, so it will be good in the future A person with amnesia.

Of course, he didn't tell the system, so in the eyes of the system, he became a mentally retarded person who would not listen to persuasion.

But it doesn't matter.

Anyway, the system only dares to BB secretly.

Shuoyue Jiwu has four children, three sons and one daughter, of which the eldest son and the second son were raised by him.

No way, his daughter-in-law has emotional barriers. Although she tried her best to play a good "mother", the meticulous work of raising children was obviously not suitable for him to practice, so Shuo Yue Jiwu took 12 years of leave to raise children.

After 12 years, the baby was thrown to boarding.

So Shuo Yue Ji Wu had a rare chance, recalled the memories of raising a baby back then, and by the way gave the villain a play in women's clothing.

Anyway, has the villain lost his memory? It would be a pity not to take this opportunity to play more.

Usurper System: ...

My host is a real dog.

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Usurper 23:

The usurper system remembered that on the day when the villain's memory was restored, he was wearing a fiery red skirt and a cumbersome bun. He looked extremely beautiful, like a noble and proud little princess.

however……

The villain is a man, and his face turned black immediately.

Shuo Yue Ji Wu said with an innocent face: "Oh, are you a boy? I thought you were a girl because you are so beautiful. Oh, you are so pretty."

While talking, Shuo Yue Ji Wu rubbed the villain's face in his hands, kissed his face, and touched it a few times.

Villain: ...

Usurper System: ...

You touch your own conscience, look at your own face in the mirror, and say it again.

Shuoyue Jiwu: Ah, I’m so pretty, but does this conflict with me letting other good-looking men wear women’s clothing :)

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Usurper 24:

As a system, the usurper system certainly understands how beneficial it is for the host to have a good-looking skin.

But also very cheating.

For example, it's not uncommon for a boy who is too good-looking to change to the Danmei route by turning over the stallion male lead... It's actually not uncommon.

The usurping system didn't think that Shuoyue Jiwu had such a high integrity, it felt that according to Shuoyue Jiwu's method, he would be oppressed by the villain in a short time.

After all, how many hosts who claim to only want money, or only want salted fish, can't escape the law of true fragrance in the end, and there seems to be such a person waiting to accept you.

And the villain who has recovered his adult body is an evil villain, commonly known as the one with the boss's face, evil and sexy, tall and long legs, and several of them are 18 centimeters.

Usurper System: Hey, it seems that you have collided with the host?

Shuoyue Jiwu: He is uglier than me, not as temperamental as I am, less lucky than me, weaker than me in strength, poorer in life experience than me, and shorter than me, even if he is 188 tall, but he is 18 a few times, I am different , the height and several hands are a circle bigger than him [Take out a ruler and draw a comparison chart of key proportions]

Usurper System: ...you can fucking draw scale diagrams? ? ?

It's too much.

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Usurper 25:

Just as the usurping system thought, the opposition had a good impression of Shuoyue Jiwu.

And Shuoyue Jiwu seemed to have been attacked by the villain too, with a guilty and shy appearance with blushing ears, stammering and pretending to be nothing.

[Usurper System: He is a villain, you cannot like him. 】

Shuo Yue Ji Wu: I know, it's just to play along with him, what are you worried about, my wife is much prettier than him, so I won't have any sexual interest in him, okay?

[Usurper System: That's good. 】The usurping system doesn't believe it, after all, Shuoyue Jiwu's acting skills are really superb.

The villain really thought that Shuo Yue Ji Wu fell in love with him.

Then after the villain brought Shuo Yue Ji Wu back to his own power, Shuo Yue Ji Wu killed the villain.

Usurper System: ...? ? ?

Next, Shuo Yue Ji Wu planted the blame on the male lead whom he had never met, and asked the villain's subordinates to hunt down and kill the male lead, while he continued to eat melons.

[Usurper System: What are you doing? 】

Shuo Yue Ji Wu: I'm playing.

The usurping system had a bad feeling. When Shuoyue Jiwu said that last time, he turned around and killed the Holy See.

The premonition of the usurping system was confirmed next.

Shuoyue Jiwu pretended to be a person with amnesia, was picked up by the protagonist, and saved.

Then Shuoyue Jiwu started to make troubles, while performing the textbook-like white lotus acting skills in front of the protagonist, and at the same time making troubles crazily behind the scenes. All kinds of black protagonists caused the protagonists to betray their relatives. Wu stirs up an abusive, tragic counterattack and upgrades Liumei's strong and tragic protagonist.

In this case, Bai Lianhua Shuoyue Jiwu, who never leaves the protagonist, becomes the protagonist's Bai Yueguang, with a suspension bridge reaction and a chemical reaction.

So when he was about to hit the door, the protagonist was castrated by Shuoyue Jiwu with the plot Chun.Yaogan.

The poor protagonist just bent down to confess his love to Shuo Yue Ji Wu, but he walked into the wrong room a door away, and was raped by the predestined female lead.

The protagonist is impotent because of this, and has a psychological shadow. He feels guilty when facing Shuo Yue Ji Wu, let alone confessing.

Usurper system: F**K—beep—@%&#

What kind of host am I bound to?

Why the hell did you follow the villain's routine?

Shuo Yue Ji Wu, what kind of devil are you?

Do you fucking need to usurp the throne? What you need is the villain system!

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