The cannon fodder's vest fell off again

Handsome, handsome!

Xu Ye couldn't believe that this person would do such a stupid thing just because of his words, the key point is that he is so stupid and handsome.

He raised his hand to touch it, but the English teacher suddenly coughed.

The new English teacher is a female teacher who has just graduated. She is young, has a small generation gap, and accepts new things quickly.

She knew about the existence of Xu Ye and Xie Zhuo before she came to No. [-] Middle School. Knowing that the school had no objection to these two children, she also felt that the school atmosphere was quite open, but the openness was open, and class hours still needed to be more serious.

The English teacher said: "Xie Zhuo, you are late, just stand and listen to the class, and let everyone watch your new hairstyle by the way."

Everyone laughed together.

Xie Zhuo quickly said: "Teacher, I was wrong. I want to sit down and listen to the class. There are too many people watching me, which affects my concentration."

The English teacher said: "Do you think no one will read it when you sit down?"

Xie Zhuo was shameless: "But I want to sit closer for Xu Ye to see."

Xie Zhuo became more and more unruly, and even the deeply corrupted second class would still be often provoked by him. The noise was accompanied by the sound of slapping the table, and the downstairs class could hear it clearly.

Downstairs class: We are so miserable, we can't eat hot dog food and have to be interrupted in class.

The English teacher knocked on the blackboard helplessly, "Sit down quickly."

Xie Zhuo sat down, quickly grabbed Xu Ye's hand and quickly touched his head, "Is it prickly?"

Xu Ye pursed his lips and smiled, then nodded, "Yeah."

Dutiful Qin Wenwen captured this scene.

Now Qin Wenwen is not just the captain of the cp team of No. [-] Middle School, she created a Weibo, and got Xie Zhuo and Xu Ye to follow her.

Post some "tyrannical" campus routines every day. In just one week, the number of fans is huge.

She screamed just now because Xie Zhuo posted a photo of her new hairstyle in Moments, deliberately showing the X on her scalp, which was a killer for Qin Wenwen.

On Weibo——

Class Two monitor: Cubs are starting to show again, Tianxiu, brother Zhuo is really good at it.

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There are two pictures, one is from Xie Zhuo's circle of friends, and the other is Xie Zhuo grabbing Xu Ye's hand and touching his head to kill him.

-Oh my god, my heart exploded in an instant, Chocolate's new hairstyle is so handsome!

- Hahaha, is this in class? There are so many classmates in front of you, how about you two? !

-The fork on the scalp, is that the name?

-Chocolate's own name, isn't his Weibo name XZ?

-It is the name of the little painter, I remember his surname is Xu, X.

XZ replied: Of course it's the subject's name, but it just so happens that our surnames have the same first letter, that's called fate [Shashou].

- Hahahahaha chocolate is so good.

-The chocolate figure is broken, what's the matter with showing off like this?

- Chocolate is enough, does the little artist know that you are so coquettish?

XZ replies: He knows [smiling].

...

The laboratory building was empty, and the footsteps echoed. Xu Ye sat on the table and touched Xie Zhuo's head, laughing while touching it.

"Why cut it so short?"

Xie Zhuo pinched his fingertips, "Don't you like it?"

Xu Ye felt very embarrassed, "I just talked about it casually, and I didn't ask you to cut it."

"How can that work?" Xie Zhuo said, "You've started to praise others for being handsome. Of course I want to win back the heart of someone who is always ready to cheat. This person won't even go to college with me in the future. You Do you know what the rate of long-distance relationship breakup is?"

"Long-distance relationship?" Xu Ye was puzzled.

They agreed that no matter where Xie Zhuo went to college, Xu Ye would go with him. What kind of different place is this?

Xie Zhuo's fallacies are always easy to grasp, "Yes, less than eight hours together is considered a long-distance relationship."

"..."

Xu Ye was speechless for a while, "You are just looking for trouble."

Xie Zhuo hugged him and kissed him, "I'm just asking you for trouble, do you have an opinion? I shaved all my beautiful hair for you. If you dare to cheat, I'll shave you too."

Xu Ye actually didn't like this hairstyle very much, but because Xie Zhuo cut it for him, and it looked really handsome, he thought it looked good.

He touched the X that was shaved on the ear, "This, is it a name?"

"Otherwise?" Xie Zhuo showed off, "Hey, I just found out that the first letter of our names is X, isn't it a coincidence?"

Xu Ye was childish and wanted to laugh.

What a coincidence the heart says.

But he couldn't help agreeing, "Well, it's a coincidence, fate."

"Who's there?"

A sudden voice echoed, as soon as the front door opened, it was convective with the back door, and a gust of evil wind suddenly passed behind the two of them.

Xu Ye quickly jumped off the table, grabbed Xie Zhuo and ran away.

Xie Zhuo was stunned for a moment, followed him and ran out before remembering, "What are we running, who in the whole school doesn't know what's going on with us?"

Xu Ye said while running: "Run for a feeling, pretend to be caught, exciting."

Xie Zhuo: "..."

Damn, is Xu Xiaoye acting so wild now?

When the dean came in from the front door, he saw two figures flashing by.

This laboratory building has been deserted for some time, and few people come here. With such a sudden flash, the dean's scalp is a little numb.

He asked again, "Who? Is anyone there?"

...and the sound of convective wind answered him.

"Damn it." The dean muttered and left.

In the afternoon, the voice of the dean came from the school radio.

It is said that the experimental building will be renovated, and students will not be allowed to go there in the future, and they will be dealt with severely once they are caught.

Xie Zhuo lay on the table and looked at Xu Ye who was about to fall asleep, and touched the tip of his nose, "It's over, there is no place to date in the future."

Xu Ye smiled, closed his eyes and said, "It's just right, there will be no appointments in the future, you should study hard, and I can't disturb your study."

Xu Ye's birthday was very lively, because it was his birthday, and it was the first time for Qiu Xi to celebrate his nephew's birthday. Qiu Xi held Xu Ye's birthday like a small banquet, and introduced to everyone, "That's my nephew." ".

Qiu Xi and Shen Wenjing hit it off right away, and they held each other's hand as if meeting their in-laws.

When Xu Nuo and Zhou Yi came, Xu Ye was with Chi Liang and the others, and Zhou Yi pointed, "They are over there."

Xu Nuo has not spoken to Xie Zhuo for a long time, it is really because she is too disappointed in this "son".

Seeing her, Xie Zhuo called Xu Ye.

"Coming?" Xu Ye walked over.

Xu Nuo handed him two gifts, "This one was from me, and this one was from Xu Yuan. Xu Ye was taken to his grandma's house by his mother today, so he couldn't come to celebrate your birthday. He cried so badly this morning."

"Yeah." Xu Ye smiled, "He called me and he cried a lot."

Xu Nuo glanced at Xie Zhuo who was standing beside him, but said nothing.

I still despise this "son" fucker in my heart.

Xie Zhuo clicked his tongue, "I'm sorry, I fell asleep last time, so you don't need to be angry for so long."

"I'm not angry, and it's none of my business," Xu Nuo said, "I don't care about the two of you from now on, as long as you are happy."

She said to leave it alone, but Xie Zhuo didn't plan to finish, he asked: "Then what do you mean by what you said last time?"

Xu Ye glanced at Xie Zhuo, "What did you say?"

Xie Zhuo said, "I don't know how long we can be together."

Xu Ye looked at Xu Nuo.

Xu Nuo knew that he knew what he meant, and said, "Isn't it right? It was originally a crooked path."

Xu Ye knew where the crooked road was, but Xie Zhuo didn't. He immediately became upset when he heard her say that, "What do you mean? Are you here to add trouble? Where am I wrong?"

"That's not what she meant." Xu Ye reassured Xie Zhuo, "We won't quarrel in the future, and we can go on forever."

These words worked well for Xie Zhuo.

Qin Wenwen and Zhang Qiao also came, and Zhang Qiao participated in a competition and became familiar with Xu Ye and Xie Zhuo.

There were many people Xu Ye didn't know at the venue, and they were all Qiu Xi's connections. Ever since Qiu Xi knew Xu Ye was his nephew, he had loved Xu Ye with all his heart, wishing to give everything he had for so many years to this only relative.

In the evening, the only ones left for Xu Ye to celebrate his birthday were his own people, Xu Ye's close classmates, Bai Shan and the others, and Shen Wenjing also stayed.

Xu Nuo left early, and after knowing the relationship between Qiu Xi and Xu Ye, she stayed here to avoid being suspected.

On the dinner table, Bai Shan threw a small box over, "A coming-of-age gift for you."

Others gave gifts at the beginning, but Bai Shan left them until this time. Xie Zhuo said with disgust, "Don't you just go out and buy them now?"

Bai Shan smiled a little maliciously, "Of course not, I have prepared for a long time, imported goods, which cannot be bought in China, I entrusted someone to send them back from abroad, the younger brother is an adult, of course I have to give something meaningful, ordinary things Why do I have the nerve to take out my hand?"

Xie Zhuo didn't believe it, he glanced at the rather delicate gift wrapped in black wrapping paper, and said to Xu Ye, "Open it and have a look."

Bai Shan quickly said: "Hey, are you tearing it down here? Let's go back and tear it down."

The more mysterious Xie Zhuo was, the more he felt that there was something bad about it.

Chi Liang and the others were also aroused and stretched their necks to wait and see.

Xiong Zhi said, "Let's tear it down, I want to see it too."

Chi Liang laughed at him, "Such a small box is definitely not a gift pack of snacks, you won't be interested."

Xie Zhuo sat on the left of Xu Ye, and Chu Xinpeng and the others sat on the right, all waiting to see.

Xu Ye asked Bai Shan, "Can it be demolished?"

Bai Shan paused, raised his eyebrows and smiled, "You can tear it down if you want."

Xie Zhuo said: "Take it apart, in case he puts a bomb in it, you will blow yourself up when you go back to dismantle it at night."

"..." Xu Ye looked at him, "Wouldn't it kill him if we dismantle it now?"

Xie Zhuo tapped Bai Shan with his chin, "Now he is the one who is behind the bombing."

Bai Shan was speechless, "I'm just that bad in your hearts, right? Don't kneel and thank me when you see the gift later."

Xu Ye was also intrigued by what Bai Shan said. He unwrapped the wrapping paper and found a cardboard box inside. The box should have been replaced. There was no writing on it. When he opened it again, there were two things inside. Xu Ye took out a bottle-like one, thank you Zhuo took a look, but didn't understand.

The above are all foreign characters, which don't look like English.

"What is this?" Xie Zhuo frowned, he knew it would not be something good.

Xu Ye saw that the words on the bottle were in French, and looked carefully. After reading the first row of large characters, Xu Ye shook his hands, and suddenly looked at Baishan, his ears turned red almost instantly.

This, this person...

Bai Shan couldn't help laughing, "I told you to go back and dismantle it, but you must not listen."

Xu Ye hurriedly stuffed the bottle back into the box, and threw it into the schoolbag behind him.

Bai Shanle leaned back and forth, except for Xu Ye who could read and see what it was, only Zhuo Yi knew what it was.

Zhuo Yi coughed.

This person is also hopeless, giving that kind of thing in front of so many people.

Qiu Xi slapped Bai Shan, "What exactly did you give him?"

Bai Shan glanced at Xie Zhuo, then raised his eyebrows, "Good stuff, it's good for physical and mental health."

Although Xie Zhuo didn't know how to read, he could guess from Xu Ye's reaction, plus Bai Shan's words...

Xie Zhuo's face was also a little red, and he took a sip of water and said, "Crazy, I'll laugh at you to death again."

Shen Wenjing patted her son, "How can this child talk to the elders?"

Shen Wenjing's elder almost choked Bai Shan to death.

He always felt that he was the same generation as Xu Ye, and he was still a young talent, so why did he become an elder all of a sudden?

Bai Shan was a little hurt, "Well, can't I, I'm going to be an elder right now?"

Xie Zhuo was kind and obedient to his mother, and smiled hypocritically at Bai Shan, "Hello, Uncle Bai."

After finishing talking, it didn't count, and asked Chi Liang and the others to join him.

Chi Liang dared to join in when there was excitement, and he called "Uncle Bai" loudly.

Chu Xinpeng still had some scruples about Baishan, so he didn't joke with them.

Chu Xinpeng glanced at Xu Ye.

He seemed to know what Bai Shan gave him.

...

The adults' blessings were over, but the cubs hadn't yet. Xie Zhuo arranged to sing, and Xu Ye and Xie Zhuo were left in the taxi.

Xie Zhuo asked Xu Ye, "What gift did Baishan give you? Huh?"

Xu Ye finally forgot about it, his ears turned red again when he mentioned it like this.

Fortunately, the light in the taxi was dim enough, so he shouldn't be able to see that his ears were red.

"It's nothing." Xu Ye said, "I didn't understand, go back and look it up."

Xie Zhuo stretched out his hand, "Then show me, maybe I can understand. I'm curious about things that are good for physical and mental health."

Xu Ye took the schoolbag a little farther away and put it against the car door. He glanced at Xie Zhuo, "You don't know French."

Xie Zhuo raised his eyebrows, "How do you know it's in French? Do you know it? Didn't you understand it?"

Xu Ye: "..."

It's not that he doesn't understand, he has never used it, and he really wants to go back and study it.

The two of them hadn't reached a conclusion in their debate when Xu Ye's cell phone rang.

Baishan sent a message, [Do you need a Chinese online translation? 】

Xie Zhuo saw it and pointed, "It's just right, let him translate it."

"Turn it over." Xu Ye locked the screen of his phone, lowered his head, he could feel his whole face getting hot, "I'll watch it myself, and I'll tell you when I'm done."

Xie Zhuo suppressed a smile, took his hand and kissed his fingertips, "Okay, remember to teach me how to use it after reading it."

Xu Ye said, "You don't need to know, I will just do it,"

Xie Zhuo raised his eyebrows and clicked his tongue, "It seems that we really need to have a meeting."

Xu Ye smiled, "There is no need for a meeting."

"Huh?" Xie Zhuo wanted to hear his opinion.

Xu Ye endured his embarrassment, looked up at him and said, "Make decisions with good grades, and don't talk about those with poor grades."

"Fuck me?" Xie Zhuo was shocked, "This matter can still be graded? Then why don't you say it's graded according to good sports performance? How can this be physical work, right?"

Xu Ye: "..."

what?

I do not understand!

The group of rotten girls in another taxi was already screaming.

The picture found on Qin Wenwen's mobile phone was 90.00% similar to what Xu Ye took out at the dinner table.

Straight men may not understand this kind of thing, but it is definitely an important thing for them to know on the road to becoming a rotten woman.

Zhang Qiao suggested in a low voice, "Why don't we withdraw early at night, don't, don't delay the big event."