The cannon fodder's vest fell off again

Little one: Oh my god, I can meet little painters and chocolates when I go to participate in the English competition!Chocolate is so handsome, a little brother, a little painter...hahahahaha, they are too sweet.In the car, the little painter leaned on Chocolate’s shoulder to sleep, and the hat covered his face. We had been chatting with Chocolate, and then I asked Chocolate if he could take off the little painter’s hat to show us his face, and it turned out that Chocolate really I agreed, and went to lift the little painter's hat without saying a word (note here, it was lifted suddenly, but the movement was very light and very gentle).

The microblog was cut off at this point, and the comments below are full of reminders——

-Then what?Then what happened?

-I'm sour, what kind of god luck is this?

-Shouldn't it be a little painter after lifting the hat, hahaha.

- English contest?Am I the only one noticing this?Little painters and chocolates for a competition?Could it be that there are still two academic masters?

Someone replied upstairs: In our school, chocolate is called Xueba, and small painters are called Xueshen. Do you know about the combination of Baba?

- Why is it called a combination of a bully and a god of school? ? ?

Little One: I haven't finished talking yet, I got off the car just now.There is indeed a real little painter under the hat, but the cute thing is that we always thought that the little painter who even thought he was asleep with chocolate opened his eyes, and everyone was dumbfounded the moment the hat was lifted.The little painter should be the most confused one, because he didn't expect the hat to be lifted, he was pretending to sleep, and has been listening to us, the key is that he has been leaning on Chocolate's shoulder to know, especially the little bird ( There are photos here, I dare not post them without permission), I couldn’t imagine without seeing that scene, the little painter’s face immediately turned red, and he even asked chocolate to cover him hahaha.But I have to say, the little painter looks really good-looking, especially the eyes, light-colored and crystal-like. They are two sweet ones. I don’t need to eat candy for a week, but I can eat candy for a week. Excited!

- Ask for a photo.

- Ask for a +1 for the photo.

- Ask for a +2 for the photo.

- Ask for a +10086 for the photo.

- Ask for a photo + ID number.

Ten minutes later, Xu Ye was leaning on Xie Zhuo's shoulder in the car, a photo of his hat covering his face was posted on Weibo, and Xie Zhuo's face was mosaiced off.

-Ah ah ah why mosaic.

- Fuck this is okay, chocolate has long legs.

- so blatant, i like it!Hit my head quickly!

- mosaics!Mosaic!Can you remove the mosaic, I want to see the handsome face of my little brother!

Xiao Xiaoyi replied: Sorry, I asked if I could post a photo. Chocolate said yes, but the little painter asked to put his face on it. God, the little painter is actually a bit cold. I didn’t expect wow, I would be afraid of a cutie .

The competition base is in a relatively remote place, everyone fell asleep during the four or five hour journey, and then a car of people was woken up by the bumpy road, Xie Zhuo's first words were "Fuck, did I get betrayed?" up".

A group of people seem to have fallen into the backcountry.

They didn't know until they got off the car that it really was a remote place!

The base is very large, and all the people from several nearby cities were brought here. There were a total of five buses and about [-] people.

It looks like collective reselling of people.

The dormitory is divided into schools, one room for students from the same school, and four people for one room. Xie Zhuo, Xu Ye and two other boys were allocated together.

Don't look at the total of seven days, some people actually came with a 34-inch suitcase, and those who didn't know it thought there was someone hiding in it.

It was much simpler for Xie Zhuo and Xu Ye, they only dragged a small suitcase and two schoolbags.

The short-haired girl in the car ran over with her mobile phone and asked if they could post the photos taken in the car on Weibo.

Xie Zhuo, who always loves to show off, has a lot of burdens as an idol: "It's okay to be handsome, but not to be ugly."

"Handsome and handsome." The girl showed him the photo.

Xie Zhuo took a look, raised his eyebrows, he was really handsome, "Send it."

"Put your face off." Xu Ye's voice was not loud, and he didn't speak as brightly as Xie Zhuo, and just woke up, his flat tone was a little cold.

The girl blinked her eyes, screaming excitedly in her heart, the little painter is actually a little aloof, so cute! ! !

Xie Zhuo said, "Why did p lose face, I'm so handsome."

Although Xu Ye didn't say it, he did have a lot of black fans. Many of the private messages on Weibo were hard to hear, and Xie Zhuo's temper would be autistic if he read those all day long.

Xu Ye didn't take off his hat and mask, and looked up at him, "I know you're handsome."

When Xie Zhuo heard it, he immediately became beautiful, "All right, ppp, I'll listen to you, I said why are you so possessive."

So, the girl suppressed her screams and posted the photo on Weibo.

After the dormitory was settled, Xie Zhuo had time to look at Weibo, and complained for a long time when he saw the mosaic photo.

"What is this? The mosaic looks like a banned scene. If you don't know it, you might think I have chirps on my face."

As soon as the words were finished, a boy opened the door and came in. What caught his eye was a pair of fluorescent color limited sneakers, black slacks, and a sports jacket with colorful letters printed on it.

The small black box was shiny, and as he moved into the room, Xiaoping took a look at Xie Zhuo.

The curious eyes seem to say: I haven't seen that thing with a long face, so take a look.

Probably seeing that there were no other special structures on Xie Zhuo's face, Xiao Pingtou smiled, "Hi, hello, my name is Peng Yang, from No. [-] Middle School of Z City."

"Hello." Xie Zhuo put the phone in his pocket and looked Peng Yang up and down.

Peng Yang is good-looking, his eyes are crooked when he smiles, and he is energetic with a crew cut. The famous brands all over his body add up to tens of thousands of dollars. Xie Zhuo is curious whether this guy is here to compete or show off his wealth.

Xie Zhuo said, "My name is Xie Zhuo, and he is Xu Ye, from No. [-] Middle School in S City."

Xu Ye squatted beside the bed and stuffed the box, raised his head to glance at the door, and nodded his head as a greeting.

Peng Yang stood at the door without moving, tilted his head to look at Xu Ye, and said with a smile, "Oh, what a coincidence, I know—oh fuck!"

Bang it.

The door behind Peng Yang was pushed open, and the edge of the door knocked hard on his back, causing him to stagger forward.

"Fuck - your mother, who is it!" Peng Yang cursed loudly, and rubbed his back hard a few times with his backhand.

Xie Zhuo and Xu Ye stood up and looked towards the door together with Peng Yang.

The door that was pushed open was bounced back because it hit Peng Yang, and they were pushed open again, and they saw a boy with glasses and a travel bag in his hand standing at the door.

The glasses glanced at Peng Yang up and down, and frowned, "Give it up."

Peng Yang was furious, "You fucking bumped into me, I'm sorry and won't say it?"

The glasses glanced at Xie Zhuo and Xu Ye who were standing inside, sullenly as if someone owed him money, "Who told you to stand at the door, this is not your home."

"Damn, is it your house? Which country's emperor is here? Go through the fucking city gate?"

The glasses ignored Peng Yang, and walked in with his luggage.

Xu Ye and Xie Zhuo apparently occupied the upper and lower bunks on one side, Xiao Glass looked at the opposite bed, and put their bags on the lower bunk.

"I sleep in this bed." He said as if informing.

Peng Yang quit immediately, and yelled at him with the words of glasses, "Why do you sleep down, your house?"

He didn't even look at him with the glasses, and said as a matter of course: "I have to review at night, it's inconvenient to live up and down."

Peng Yang pushed the box to the side, and the expensive-looking little box hit the wall with a bang, "Hey, you are the only one who has studied well for the [-] or so people who come here, and you are the only one who should review, so the others don't need to review? You know I don't review?"

The glasses are taller than Peng Yang, and should be about the same height as Xie Zhuo, even wearing glasses can't stop the depression on his face.

He glanced at Peng Yang, said nothing, pushed him away and walked out.

"Hey, I'll go." Peng Yang put his hips on his hips, and left without swearing. He pointed to the door and asked Xie Zhuo and Xu Ye, "Who the hell is this? God, come down to earth?"

Xie Zhuo shrugged and refused to comment.

He and Xu Ye exchanged glances, and both felt that this week might not be peaceful.

Xie Zhuo patted his head, "Have you packed it up, go out to sign in and gather."

Xu Ye nodded, took the hat that was on the bed, but didn't take the mask. When signing in, he had to confirm his ID card and student ID card, so he shouldn't be allowed to wear a mask.

"Hey, wait for me for a while, I will go with you."

Peng Yang took the two bags on the lower bunk bed and flung them to the upper bunk, then unzipped his own bag, and poured out the things on the bed, including books, pens, snacks, earphone chargers, and zero zeros. It takes a long time to tidy up the scattered ones.

Xie Zhuo smiled, "You are awesome."

Peng Yang said "Hi", "It's nothing. To deal with this kind of idiot, you have to use a unique trick. It's not that the lower bunk will not let him sleep. If he wants to sleep, he can pack things for Dad."

After putting down their luggage, everyone came out to gather, roll call and sign in, and by the way, listen to the matters that need attention in the past few days, the competition schedule and the self-study course arrangement.

Because there are several cities together, the school and the name of the city will be called together during the roll call.

When Xu Ye was called, more than half of the people in the large classroom, which can hold 300 people, started making noises for the same reason, because they recognized Xu Ye as Gu Jiu, and now they knew the school he attended. and real name.

There is also a small group of students from S City, especially boys, who are different from those girls when they hear Xu Ye's name.

——Xu Ye?

The school bully who went around making fights and beating up several well-known high schools around the No. [-] Middle School seemed to be called Xu Ye, so it could be this Xu Ye.

The girls began to share in various groups that they had met Gu Jiu.

The boys asked in the group if this Xu Ye was that Xu Ye, who had fought with him, and sent a photo to confirm.

The final confirmation result is——fuck, it's really him, the school bully who makes trouble all day not only was not expelled from the school, but also came to participate in the fucking competition?

What does the school think?

The condition of the base is not so good. Washing and toilets are outside the dormitory. There is no separate bathroom, only a large bathroom.

Xie Zhuo, who had never taken a public bath before, was taken aback when he heard it, and refused to let Xu Ye go, and advised him that it was okay not to take a bath for a week, and no one would die.

In the evening, Xu Ye and Xie Zhuo returned to the dormitory, and were about to open the door to enter when they heard someone talking inside——

"I don't know who they are. I'm so annoying. Even nonsense people can come to participate in the competition. There is still such a pervert."

Xu Ye didn't want to associate the pervert in this population with himself, but listening to that person's tone, he really couldn't give these two words to others.

Xie Zhuo kicked the door open with a slam. In the dormitory, glasses were sitting on the lower bunk. He packed up the things on the bed and threw them on top. He was holding the phone, trembling with fright, and quickly looked towards the door.

Seeing Xie Zhuo and Xu Ye walk in, his tone didn't change, and he said to the phone, "Understood, let's not talk, hang up."

Glasses hung up the phone, took the washbasin towel and was about to go out, when he almost jumped back from outside and bumped into Peng Yang.

Peng Yang reacted quickly, he bounced against the door, retracted his stomach, dodged the basin in his glasses, and jumped in from the door with a whoosh in a C-shape.

Xie Zhuo clapped his hands, "The hero is very skilled."

Peng Yang clasped his fists on the ground, "It's easy to say."

The glasses seemed to snort, and they went out with the basin when they were stupid.

Peng Yang glanced back and muttered, "Fucking stupid thing, I almost bumped into Lao Tzu again, put a basin at the door to put some pregnant woman, touch porcelain."

Peng Yang muttered as he walked in, and saw that the lower bunk was gone, he was not angry, and even smiled, "Damn this idiot really cleaned it up for me."

Peng Yang didn't care where to sleep, so he pulled a stool and sat on it, "I asked someone to find out, this idiot is from a key high school in City A, his name is Qi Zhilang, he sounds like Xi Zhilang, it's a cute name for nothing."

Xu Ye was not curious about that person's name, so he climbed up to the upper bunk to read a book.

Xie Zhuo took out the English exercise book from his schoolbag and smiled, "Did you go to inquire about it?"

"Hey!" Peng Yang said, "As long as I like it, I have a broken back. You must know a name before you can scold me, otherwise you can't name someone when you scold me."

Xu Ye opened the book on spiritual anatomy, and suddenly felt that Peng Yang's logic made sense.

Don't let yourself be wronged, you should scold, and you have to find the right person to scold, and it's better to find out what the other person is called.

"Hey, have you guys taken a shower?" Peng Yang asked, "I heard it's a public bathroom. I haven't used the public bathroom yet. What does it look like in there? Is it scary?"

Scary or not?

This question really touched the hearts of the people.

When Xie Zhuo heard that it was a public bathroom, his first reaction was how scary it was, a bunch of naked men, he couldn't see it.

Peng Yang didn't dare to go, and wanted to ask someone, but those in their school had never seen this battle, and they all said that they would not wash up and stay away for seven days. Peng Yang also planned to do so, but he was still a little curious.

Xu Ye said, "He won't let him go."

Peng Yang raised his eyebrows and looked at Xie Zhuo.

Xie Zhuo said: "I haven't been to a public bathroom either, it sounds scary."

"Indeed, a group of gentlemen squeezed together naked, and my scalp tingles just thinking about it." Peng Yang shivered as he spoke, it seemed that he was really numb.

Xu Ye was reading a book on the upper bunk, while Xie Zhuo was writing an English exercise book below. Peng Yang sat down on a chair and looked at Xu Ye. After a while, Xie Zhuo glanced at him, "What are you looking at?"

Peng Yang chuckled.

Xu Ye looked over, and Peng Yang scratched Xiaoping's head, "It's nothing, I heard they say you are your school bully, and several high schools nearby know you."

Xu Ye sighed, thinking that it has been a long time since I have not been a school bully.

Thinking so in his heart, but he didn't bother to say it out of his mouth, he let out an oh, as if he had acquiesced.

Peng Yang was full of energy, took out his mobile phone and typed, and then asked Xu Ye several questions like an interview, all of which were irrelevant, such as what he likes to eat, what he doesn't like to eat, hobbies and so on of.

When Qi Zhilang came back, he just heard Peng Yang say: "I heard those little girls are talking about you two. Hey, people are so popular. If I were as popular as you two, I would have participated in a competition. I would have gone to a reality show long ago. , definitely became popular."

Qi Zhilang put down the basin and muttered "disgusting" in a low voice.

Peng Yang is the closest to him, so he can hear him most clearly, but the dormitory is so big, who can't hear him?

Xie Zhuo didn't have a good temper at first, and he heard kicking the door once at the door to remind him that he didn't have the same knowledge as him, and this idiot is not over yet.

"Who are you talking about?" Xie Zhuo's voice dropped suddenly, as if wrapped in ice scum, just listening to the voice, it seemed that he was about to strike in the next second.

Qi Zhilang made the bed with his back turned to him, ignored him, and continued to be dirty.

Xie Zhuo threw the pen in his hand, it was a plastic pen, it didn't hurt much to hit someone, but it hit him on the face so coincidentally, a black mark was drawn from the base of the ear.

Qi Zhilang suddenly turned around, touched his face, and pointed at Xie Zhuo and Xu Ye, "Just say you, you two, disgusting, perverted, dead gay, who knows if there are any infectious diseases, I'm here for the exam, no Come to see you two disgusting people, why should I live in the same dormitory with you?!"

Xie Zhuo stood up abruptly.

Peng Yang jumped off the stool to help fight, rolled up his sleeves, but was interrupted by the person on the upper bunk.

Xu Ye didn't even look up to Zhilang, and said flatly, "You can apply to change dormitories."

Qi Zhilang was still quite stubborn, "Why should I be asked to change, if you want to change, it is you who change."

Xu Ye sat motionless on the upper bunk, the old god was there, "You alone, the two of us."

It means that the minority obeys the majority.

During the quarrel, the more calm and calm the other party is, the more irritating it is. Qi Zhilang feels this way now. He has already yelled, but the other party is still calm and loses in terms of momentum.

Qi Zhilang looked lifeless, but his face was still straight, and his face flushed with anger after a few words. He poked his neck, blushed and his neck was thick, "What's wrong with me alone, I alone am bigger than you two homosexuals combined Qiang, why do you tell me what to do? Your family opened the base?"

The most discussed in the base is the name Xu Ye, painter, homosexuality, object, school bully, not learning well.Isn't the training camp talking about the grades? Everyone cares about these crap.

Qi Zhilang believed that Xu Ye came to waste his quota, and he was full of confidence in his big words.

Xu Ye flipped through the pages of the book, and finally gave him a pitiful look, "My family didn't run the base, but I don't have as many troubles as you."

When Qi Zhilang heard this, he rushed towards Xu Ye without even thinking about it. He was tall, and he looked as if he was going to fight with every stride, but obviously he was not the type to fight, Xie Zhuo kicked on the leg of the table , the wooden table rubbed against the ground, with a bang, the glass on the table fell, and the corner of the table hit Qi Zhilang's thigh.

Xie Zhuo's kick was not light, if he kicked on someone, the opponent might not be able to stand up, Qi Zhilang knew how painful it was when he was hit.

Xie Zhuo said: "If you don't like it, get out. No one will break your leg and you will be forced to stay here. What kind of onion are you? It's so wide. If I want to kiss, I will hug if I want to. If you have any complaints, go complain. Don't talk about it like a woman here, if you don't know, you'll fucking think you've taken a fancy to me, you're so ugly."

Xu Ye turned the pages of the book leisurely: "Speak well, and others will attack you personally."

Xie Zhuo was very obedient: "Oh, but what I'm saying is the truth. Ugly is an objective impression that doesn't count as a personal attack. If you don't have enough IQ, you're an idiot to make a personal attack like this."

Xu Ye put down the book, and touched Xie Zhuo's hair condescendingly, "Since you know it, stop arguing, it will be contagious."

Stupidity is contagious.

Talking to idiots is contagious.

Xu Ye doesn't use dirty words when swearing.

Peng Yang laughed out loud.

Qi Zhilang understood that Xu Ye was scolding him, glanced at Peng Yang who was laughing aside, gritted his teeth, his cheek muscles tensed, stared at them for a long time before leaving, and slammed the door when he went out.

"Fuck!" Xie Zhuo was furious.

No one had ever scolded him like that to his face.

Xu Ye put his hand on Xie Zhuo's head, knowing that he was angry, but he didn't know how to comfort him.

Xu Ye looked at Peng Yang, "If you mind, please apply to change the dormitory, there should be room available."

Peng Yang quickly waved his hand, "I don't mind, I don't mind at all. I'm not forced by other things. I don't have as many things as him. I don't have any problems with you. I knew before I came in that I shared a dormitory with you two. Look at what I said What? Just don't think I'm in the way, both of you."

Girls know they're pretty normal, guys know they're a little...

Peng Yang saw something wrong with Xie Zhuo's eyes, and quickly explained, "Don't, don't, don't get me wrong... Hey, let me tell you the truth, it's my girlfriend who likes you two, and I'm so happy to hear that I share a dorm with you , Today I asked you about your hobbies and hobbies, and she asked you."

After hearing this, Xie Zhuo was even more puzzled, "Then help your girlfriend find out about the interests and hobbies of other boys she likes?"

"What's the matter?" Peng Yang said, "Isn't this normal? I met my girlfriend who was chasing after a star. I will definitely ask her for her. What a fate."

Xie Zhuo said he couldn't understand.

If Xu Ye said he liked someone, he would be fine if he didn't get beaten to death, and he still asked, what a fart.

Xie Zhuo felt that Peng Yang's sense of crisis was not strong, tsk, what a fool.

Peng Yang had said everything, and he wasn't afraid to press ahead a bit, "My girlfriend wants a photo of you two together, can I take one for her?"

Xie Zhuo, of course, never refuses anyone who comes, the more he shows off, the better. Just as he was about to agree, he saw Xu Ye sitting back against the quilt pillow, picked up his book, and said flatly, "I don't like taking pictures."

Peng Yang took out all his mobile phones, and when he heard this, he looked disappointed, "Not even one?"

"I don't like taking pictures." Xu Ye repeated, and then said, "But I can't help you if you want to secretly take pictures."

Peng Yang immediately beamed with joy, "It's really good for me to rely on you!"

Peng Yang raised his phone and was about to take pictures, but Xie Zhuo raised his hand to stop him, "Bed-photographing is prohibited."

"No," Peng Yang pointed to Xu Ye who was sitting on the bed in his clothes, "Is this also a bed-photo?"

"Why not?" Xie Zhuo patted the bed frame, "Is this a bed? Is he on it? Isn't this just a bed-photo! Go outside to take pictures tomorrow, no pictures of the bed are allowed."

"Why?" Peng Yang didn't understand, what kind of bed photo is this?

Xie Zhuo leaned on the railing of the upper bunk and looked at Xu Ye, and smiled at him with an idiot face, "Because he can only show me on the bed."

Peng Yang: "..."

Xu Ye: "..."

Is it too late to kick him to death now?

The author has something to say: Brother Zhuo is so self-satisfied~

感谢在2020-09-1613:22:14~2020-09-1712:25:10期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: buy 5 bottles of the girl's little match;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!