The cannon fodder's vest fell off again

Xu Ye went to Zhongquan in the morning, returned to school in the afternoon, and gave Xie Zhuo a picture album.

The paintings in the album were all drawn under Xie Zhuo's nose, and Xie Zhuo recognized them as soon as he opened them.

Xu Ye said: "It will be officially sold tomorrow, and you will be the first to get it."

Zhong Quan has his own publicity team under his command, who promoted the album before it was finished. Although the album has not been sold yet, many people are already looking forward to it.

A small picture book does not need sky-high prices, and many people can afford ancient paintings. The most important thing is that they are all hand-painted, and there are many pictures.

The little emotion that Xu Ye didn't let him see the painting before has long since dissipated. It's not that Xie Zhuo doesn't hold grudges, it's just that Xu Ye's behavior of giving a sweet date is too foul.

Xie Zhuo opened the album, the first page was a pure white page, he took a pen, and pushed both the album and the pen in front of Xu Ye.

Xie Zhuo said happily: "Sign it, I want to show it off."

Xu Ye muttered that he was childish, but he took the pen in his hand and wrote the word "Gu Jiu" obliquely in the lower right corner.

These two characters have very few strokes, but they are written flamboyantly and arrogantly. The handwriting is not at all like Xu Ye who usually looks restrained.

Xie Zhuo looked at it, tsk tsk in his heart.

Why is it so beautiful to write? Whose baby is this?

Oh, my family!

After Xu Ye signed the name, he also drew two sticky cats on the name. The cat's tail curled up on the left and the right, and the tips of the two tails came together to form a small heart, which was very cute.

Xie Zhuo couldn't help laughing when he thought of the sticky cat drawn by Xu Ye, -7.

He really likes cats.

Xie Zhuo said that you have to show off if you want to show off, just like the chocolate last time. It’s the most exciting moment to make waves on Weibo at this unique moment.

For the first time, Xie Zhuo didn't post those greasy and crooked copywriting, it was concise, clear, and clear!

-Official sale tomorrow!Welcome to snap up!

【Image] [image】

After seeing the album cover and signature in the picture clearly, the comment area exploded.

Are you angry?

Get mad!

It will be officially sold tomorrow, and he will post it on Weibo today to show off, and he also has Gu Jiu's signature!

The signature is there, what do those two cats mean?

Using cats to abuse dogs?

Bah, we don't eat this cat food!

- You are no longer the original chocolate!

-Here, @古久is in charge of your partner, shark people.

- Wanted the little painter's signature.

- cat who wants little painter.

- what about human natureChocolate boyfriend is destined to be my old enemy!

Ten minutes later, Gu Jiu appeared under Xie Zhuo's Weibo and quietly left a like.

It is very in line with the low-key and cute personality of the little painter.

Qiu Xi and the others will publish a picture book every few years. Not everyone can afford paintings, but a picture book costs 300 yuan, which many people can afford. The sales of their picture books on the day of sale will not be too bad, but Xu Ye is a newcomer, and they were worried that the poor sales of the album would affect Gu Jiu's confidence, so they gathered a lot of friends and people who like painting to buy it.

result--

Someone called Guan Yi: "Save my life, I waited in line with a group of young people for an hour, but they told me they were sold out!"

On Zhuo Yi's side, "How many picture albums have you printed? My sales outlet said they didn't get any."

Qiu Xi's friend called: "Sister Xi, my niece wants Gu Jiu's album, I can't buy it here, do you still have it, I will pay double the price."

Baishan friend: "Brother Shan, are you kidding me? I took a group of people to buy it, but the mother almost died among the little girls!"

To everyone's surprise, the sales of Gu Jiu's picture albums were astonishing. Qiu Xi and the others had drawn at least 30 or [-] volumes over the years. They had never seen such a situation, and [-] volumes were sold out within an hour.

Bai Shan shook his head and tutted his tongue, "Bai Worry, the little junior brother is awesome, and he still needs some of us to help sell it. It's not bad to ask him to help sell our picture album in the future."

Zhong Quan was also quite surprised. He asked another 30 copies to be printed, which were out of stock within a day. Zhong Quan suggested not to print any more. What he wanted was the effect that the supply was in short supply. Some people regretted it, but those who got it knew how to cherish it.

Xu Ye didn't care about this matter from the beginning to the end. Zhong Quan can do whatever he wants, as long as he can get the money.

"Xu Ye, Teacher Wang told you to go to the office." Someone called Xu Ye at the door of the classroom.

Xu Ye hadn't been in and out of Wang Ping's office for a long time. Recently, he had nothing to do except be late and leave early. He came to the office full of wonder and knocked on the door.

Wang Ping quickly waved, "Come, come."

Xu Ye walked in and saw a picture album on Wang Ping's desk.

Xu Ye raised his eyebrows, "You..."

Wang Ping glanced at the album at hand, and said with relief, "My child asked me to buy it. Oh, you don't even know how difficult it is to buy."

Xu Ye smiled, "You said earlier, I still have a few copies here, just give them to you."

"How can I do that?" Wang Ping said, "Although you are my student, you can't be ambiguous about this kind of thing. You should spend money and queue up."

The physics teacher next to him said: "That's not to say, my daughter is dying. I lined up and prepared to spend money, but I just didn't grab it. The little girl lost her temper with me. Xu Ye, you still have money in your hand." Can someone sell me a copy?"

"Don't sell it, I'll give it to you."

The physics teacher quickly said: "I must give you money, and you can send me an autograph."

Wang Ping was awakened, and quickly opened the picture album at hand, "Yes, yes, it's just right, you sign one for me first."

After Xu Ye finished signing the album, Wang Ping hadn't brought the topic to serious business. Xu Ye asked, "Is there anything else that Teacher Wang asked me to come here?"

Wang Ping slapped his thigh, "Look at my memory, how can I forget the business! That's right, there is a math competition in early May, and I want you to participate."

Xu Ye was not surprised to think of him in the competition, but he himself had never thought of participating, so he asked, "Will Xie Zhuo participate too?"

Speaking of Xie Zhuo, Wang Ping looked disappointed, "Don't mention this brat, I don't know what happened, he didn't go last year, and I was the first to look for him two days ago, but he still didn't go."

The more Wang Ping spoke, the more he sighed, "Last year he participated in an English competition, but this year, he didn't participate in the English competition. Your teacher Zhang was so angry with him that he didn't go there anyway. I don't know what's wrong with him."

"When is the English competition?" Xu Ye asked.

"At the end of April," Wang Ping said, "the two competitions collided, and the competition was closed for a week. The last day of the English competition happened to be the first day of the math competition. Otherwise, I would let you participate in both."

Xu Ye was speechless.

Even if he participates in both, he will not participate in any of them.

But why didn't Xie Zhuo participate?

Xu Ye asked: "Mr. Wang, do you know why Xie Zhuo didn't participate?"

Wang Ping got angry and said: "I don't know, if I ask him and don't tell him, my mouth is very hard."

When Xu Ye returned to the classroom, Xie Zhuo was arguing with Chi Liang. When he saw Xu Ye came back, Xie Zhuo kicked Chi Liang away.

"What does Lao Ban want you for?" Xie Zhuo grabbed Xu Ye's clothes and dragged him back to his seat.

"Let me enter the contest."

"Damn!" How could he forget this.

He refused to participate in the competition, but he forgot that Xu Ye is also qualified to participate in the competition now, the old class is not a man!

Xu Ye saw that his reaction didn't look like he just didn't want to participate, so he asked him, "Mr. Wang said you don't want to participate in the math competition, why?"

Xie Zhuo was embarrassed to say that he was doing it to avoid suspicion, and he knew in his heart that avoiding suspicion was called avoiding suspicion, so he didn't mean that when he said it.

Xie Zhuo said perfunctorily, "I just don't want to participate, it's boring."

Xu Ye raised his eyebrows.

No one has said that the questions he asked are boring.

Xu Ye said, "What if it's interesting this time?"

"Then I won't participate either," Xie Zhuo said without interest, "I won't participate in math competitions."

"What about the English competition? Teacher Wang said you participated in the English competition last year, why didn't you participate this year?" Xu Ye said, "Don't say it's because Zhang Xin and I disagree."

Xie Zhuo laughed, "That's really not true."

Xie Zhuo scratched the corner of the table and said vaguely: "The English competition collided with my birthday. I have to spend my birthday with you. The competition is closed."

Xu Ye understood.

He's always been like that until Valentine's Day, if he doesn't spend his birthday together, he's afraid he'll die of trouble.

Two days later, Xu Ye asked Wang Ping for two forms for the English competition. Wang Ping was so angry that he refused to give him anything.

Obviously he is their class teacher, obviously he is a math teacher, and obviously the two top students in their class can make their mark in the math competition, but the two brats have a soft spot for the English competition. Isn't this deliberately annoying!

In terms of avoiding suspicion, Xu Ye is more qualified than Xie Zhuo to avoid suspicion, but Wang Ping has no choice but to ask Wang Ping for another math competition form, and Wang Ping let him go.

Xie Zhuo held the English competition form that Xu Ye gave him, looked at the two forms in Xu Ye's hand, and was a little confused, "No, how do you participate?"

The English competition and the mathematics competition collided. The last day of English was the first day of mathematics. No matter how good he was, he would not be able to participate in both, unless he knew abstinence skills.

"I don't participate in the competition." Xu Ye said, "English will accompany you to participate, and Mathematics teacher Wang forced me to go."

The implication is that he will not seriously participate in any competition, just to accompany Xie Zhuo.

"..."

Xie Zhuo was stunned.

Fortunately, he could figure out such an awesome method.

Xie Zhuo said: "Since we have gone, let's compete together, and I can still lose to you? Don't let me"

Xie Zhuo likes to participate in competitions. He doesn't take part in mathematics to avoid suspicion, and he doesn't take part in physics because he knows he won't get a result. He has no pressure on English, but the timing of this year's competition is not very convenient.

Now Xu Ye said to go with him, retreat for a week, and be together every day, just think about it.

Xu Ye was not interested, "I don't want to."

Xie Zhuo asked, "What don't you want?"

"I don't want to participate in the competition." Xu Ye lowered his head and filled out the form, "Trouble."

He's not afraid of exams, he's not afraid of competitions, he's been through too many before, and he's exhausted hearing about it, he doesn't like it, he doesn't want to.

Live broadcasting has now become a spare time activity for Xu Ye. Since the winter vacation, he has only broadcast live once on the night of Chinese New Year's Eve. Squirrel Yaoyao is about to die of worry.

Keep poking him to make him make up time for the live broadcast.

During the live broadcast, Xu Ye couldn't reply to Xie Zhuo's news in time, and maybe the last accident would happen again. In order to avoid this kind of thing from happening again, Xu Ye bought himself a new mobile phone.

After completing the questions, Xu Ye hung up in the live broadcast room to make up time and did not quit.

It's rare that he doesn't draw or do quizzes, just see him sending messages with his mobile phone all the time.

When Xu Ye looked up, he saw a swipe on the screen.

Lele: [Great God, I have two questions, can you answer them?difficult. 】

It was always Xu Ye who set up questions for others, and this was the first time someone wanted to test him, so Xu Ye let out a "huh".

Xie Zhuo was still going home every day recently. Ever since Xu Ye moved out of the dormitory, the dormitory opposite Xu Ye was simply not a place for people to stay. Xie Zhuo couldn't stay here, so he might as well go home.

At ten o'clock in the evening, Xie Zhuo was lying on the bed while watching the live broadcast on the tablet, while chatting with Xu Ye on WeChat.

After a while, I saw that the ID named lele had a row of numbers and letters on it.

Swiping the screen too fast, Xie Zhuo had to pull back to find out that it was a question, and his eyes lit up.

It's really not easy, the difficulty is more than ten stars.

On the screen, the pen in Anoxic's hand stopped suddenly after copying a beginning.

Hypoxia: "Where did this question come from?"

Xie Zhuo found a pen and paper and was about to copy down the questions when he heard this.

Lele: [My aunt gave me a question. 】

Because it was directly projected from the phone, the phone screen flickered slightly, and those who didn't care would think that the phone was stuck, but Xie Zhuo was sure that the screen was taken due to lack of oxygen.

Hypoxia: "What does your aunt do?"

Lele: [My aunt is a high school teacher. 】

Hypoxia: [Math teacher? 】

Lele: [No, English teacher. 】

Hypoxia: "The English teacher gave you a math problem?"

Lele is a little bit on the top, the master said so many things to him at once, and he jumped out of everything excitedly: [My aunt's boyfriend helped her find the problem, and then gave it to me. I will go to math soon The competition is over, and my aunt will find questions for me to practice. 】

On the screen, you can see the lack of oxygen writing down the last number, but no one knows that he wrote the whole process silently.

He was talking to Lele while he was writing, no one noticed that the question had been brushed away long ago, how can he copy it, and he can really memorize it at a glance?

Others didn't notice, but Xie Zhuo did.

No way, who made him the only person in the entire live broadcast room who knew that Hypoxia participated in the math competition.

On the screen, Hypoxia picked up the phone and sent a message.

Xie Zhuo also picked up his phone and sent a message.

City A.

Shen Heming, who was about to go to sleep, beeped from his mobile phone placed beside the bed.

He picked up the phone.

Hypoxia: [Mr. Shen, the competition questions are leaked, let's change the questions. 】

Shen Heming frowned and sat up quickly.

Before waiting for a reply, the phone rang again.

Shen Heming exited and opened another dialog box.

Xie Zhuo: [Uncle, your competition questions are missing. 】

Shen Heming: "..."

It is not a trivial matter for someone to deliberately miss a question, and there is evidence that the person who got this question is going to participate in this competition. Missing a question is one thing, and cheating is another. The two together are not a light crime.

Xu Ye solved that question after collecting all the evidence. He only wrote the whole process and didn't talk about it.

At the end of the writing, that lele thanked him a lot, and even smashed several gifts.

Hypoxia put down the pen and only said one sentence.

After that, the barrage in the live broadcast room stopped for nearly half a minute.

As Gu Jiu, Xu Ye attracted a wave of fans with his face; as hypoxic, Xu Ye attracted a group of fans with his IQ.

At school, fans are secretly fans, and come to check in from time to time for sightseeing, fans who are hypoxic are different, and they don't know that Xu Ye is hypoxic, so they discuss freely.

"After thinking about it, I feel that this is not an easy matter." A few people gathered together, and a girl said, "He said that the question was made by him, and such a difficult question did not come out in the live broadcast room but in the live broadcast room." Where could it be? That Lele said that his aunt's boyfriend found the question, and said that he was going to participate in the competition."

"Day, can't you? The master is so awesome that he can give questions for the competition?"

"The Great God is awesome. You can see that his Weibo account is followed by everyone. People from the Ministry of Education have already followed him. What's wrong with asking him to ask a question? Isn't the important thing now? Are you back in the live broadcast room again, this is a missed question, if it is true, what is the concept of a missed question in the competition question?"

As soon as these words were introduced, everyone's blood was surging.

Chu Xinpeng tasted it and felt it made sense.

He turned around and said to Xie Zhuo and Xu Ye in the back seat: "Did you hear me? I think what they said makes sense. Brother Ye, didn't you sign up for the math competition? Did you say the competition can still be held on time?"

Xu Ye was lying on the table reading a novel, like a idler who didn't care about the world, "I'm just going to accompany you on a run."

Chu Xinpeng clicked his tongue, "With you running with me, those people would have to run behind you."

"No." Xu Ye said, "I will stay at the starting line."

Chu Xinpeng didn't understand what he meant, so he turned his head and asked Xie Zhuo, "Brother Zhuo, did you watch the live broadcast yesterday, that question——"

Xie Zhuo was still in contact with Shen Heming to ask about the progress of the matter. Xu Ye participated in the math competition, and the questions were revealed before he could wait.

Xie Zhuo put the phone on the table after sending the message, glanced at Xu Ye who was lying on the table with the back of his head facing him, and raised his hand to stroke his curly hair, "Look, that question is quite difficult."

Chu Xinpeng asked Xu Ye again: "Brother Ye, have you read it? I can't even understand the answer to that question. Brother Ye, do you want to study it?"

"No, I will." Xu Ye was enjoying himself while reading the novel, and didn't want to be disturbed, so he decided to disturb him with a question he had come up with.

It's been a long time since I heard such a pretentious tone from him, Xie Zhuo smiled, seeing Chu Xinpeng's embarrassed expression mixed with belief and disbelief, Xie Zhuo couldn't help but smiled again.

Xie Zhuo showed great kindness, "Come on, let me tell you."

Chu Xinpeng was waiting for this sentence. Looking at the whole school, he estimated that only these two gods could understand the mystery of this question.

Xu Ye didn't want to be disturbed to read the novel, but when Xie Zhuo said to give a lecture to Chu Xinpeng, he couldn't help but prick up his ears to listen.

The answer is already there. With Xie Zhuo's ability, it is correct to scroll down the answer, but this question is different. When Xu Ye wrote the question, he intentionally added the mistakes made by Mr. Xie Zhuo. Sure enough, he was wrong again. up.

Xu Ye suddenly sat up and looked over.

Xie Zhuo asked: "Why, you also want to listen to my lecture?"

Xu Ye glanced at him, "You have a habit of making wrong questions."

Xie Zhuo was taken aback, "Me? Wrong——"

Xu Ye took out the pen in Xie Zhuo's hand, and drew a circle where Xie Zhuo made a mistake, "This is where you made a mistake on the last question of the midterm exam. The two questions seem to be of different types, but the solutions here are the same. , To put it bluntly, this is a trap specially set up for you to deduct points for this kind of thinking, and you really jumped into it."

Chu Xinpeng was stunned: "..."

What is the last question of the midterm exam?

Xie Zhuo didn't speak for a long time.

He was also thinking about what the last question of the midterm exam was, and how long it had been. He even forgot that he had made a mistake on the last question, but Xu Ye still remembered what it was.

Xu Ye corrected what Xie Zhuo had written wrong, and explained the next steps while writing in a soft voice.

I don't know when they were discovered that they were solving this problem, and several people came over silently.

It's the first time I read the topic of Xueshen's lecture, it's so clear, so awesome, so...

"Brother Ye's voice sounds like a god."

I don't know who said such a sentence, but the pen in Xu Ye's hand paused.

Seeing that he stopped writing, the person next to him quickly poked at the one who spoke, "What nonsense, don't talk, don't disturb Brother Ye's lecture."

After Xu Ye finished the remaining point, he put down his pen and continued reading the novel.

Xie Zhuo was surrounded by a group of people admiring the problem solved by his family Xu Xiaoye, and he was very happy. The book belonged to Chu Xinpeng, and it is still in Chu Xinpeng's hands.

Chu Xinpeng looked at the question, then at Xie Zhuo, and then at Xu Ye.

Damn, why do I feel that this word is also a bit like a great god? !