The cannon fodder's vest fell off again

Flying upwards on the bullet screen——

Qiejia: [Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh I almost forgot that the anchor also has a boyfriend! 】

Hong Honghong: [Why do you want to hide the content, let us take a look. 】

Wife's little brush: [He, he, he, there is only one word, why can I think about it! ! ! 】

Ka Bengju: [God, check WeChat! 】

Xu Ye didn't look up at all, didn't see WeChat, and didn't see the barrage.

At 11:30, Xu Ye's stomach growled.

"Down."

After Xu Ye finished speaking, he left without even giving him a chance to say goodbye.

Xu Ye opened the food delivery software. He didn't have a choice. It could be spicy. In less than 5 minutes, he got himself a takeaway New Year's Eve dinner. He had never been so extravagant in a whole year. He placed an order of nearly 400 yuan.

Someone knocked on the door at [-]:[-], Xu Ye glanced at the time and thought it was strange that the Chinese New Year takeout was delivered so quickly.

As soon as Xu Ye opened the door, before he could say "Thank you for your hard work", people outside the door suddenly squeezed in.

Xu Ye jumped and pushed the door subconsciously, seeing who was coming in, Xu Ye was stunned.

"How do you—"

Xie Zhuo threw Xu Ye a face covered in cold air, it was twelve o'clock soon, and it was colder outside than when Xu Ye came back.

Xu Ye came back to his senses, closed the door, grabbed Xie Zhuo's hand and rubbed it with both hands, but didn't speak for a while.

He stared at him with a tiger face, "Why, you want to give me New Year's greetings?"

Xu Ye just didn't expect him to come, he was a little surprised, but not scared, "Do you have a red envelope for New Year's greetings?"

Xie Zhuo took out all the red envelopes he took today from his pocket, took a small pile of them, and took them all in his hands. Then he took out his mobile phone and found the chat records, "Read."

Holding a stack of red envelopes, Xu Ye glanced at the contents of the chat log.

The time was 9:20 in the evening, Xu Ye sent it to Xie Zhuo when he got out of the hotel and got into a taxi.

- Finished eating, now I am going to go back, Xu Yuan wants me to take him to set off fireworks, I may not see the news for a while, my phone is almost dead, I did not bring a charger, please accompany your grandpa, happy new year.

"What? The god of learning can't read?" Xie Zhuo forced him to read without hesitation.

Xu Ye bit the bullet and read it again.

After reading, Xie Zhuo nodded in satisfaction, "So, after eating, I went back, set off fireworks, couldn't see the news, my phone was dead, and I didn't bring a charger, which one is true?"

Xu Ye thought about it, he couldn't say that they were all fake, so he picked a similar one to alleviate the crime, Xu Ye said, "It's true after eating."

As soon as he finished speaking, someone knocked on the door behind him twice.

Xie Zhuo glanced at the time on the phone, it was already fucking twelve o'clock!

Who!

Xie Zhuo pulled the door open, and opened it a little violently, startling the little brother who was standing at the door wearing a rider uniform and carrying a large bag of takeaway.

"Excuse me, is Mr. Xu ordering takeaway?" The takeaway boy looked at the two people standing at the door with more twisted expressions than the other, and almost asked in a breathy voice.

Xie Zhuo took the takeaway, his complexion didn't slow down for a while, it was still dark, "Yes, thank you, you have worked hard."

"It's okay." The delivery boy waved his hand, and closed the door for him before leaving.

Xie Zhuo looked at the one-two-three-four-five-six boxes of takeaway in his hand, his face was as depressed as possible, "You have a date?"

Xu Ye: "Huh?"

Xie Zhuo picked up the takeaway in his hand, "Don't tell me you want to eat alone."

Xu Ye nodded, "Yes."

The corner of Xie Zhuo's mouth twitched, "Are you trying to wait a few days before someone finds out and then make a headline? The title is "Famous Painter Gu Jiu [-] Nights Eating Takeaway and Died in a Rental House"?"

Xu Ye didn't hold back the corners of his mouth, but let out a little smile.

Xie Zhuo became furious, "What the hell, which one of your words is true? You just told me that it was true after eating!"

Xie Zhuo shook the takeaway bag in his hand, "Why do you buy so much after eating?"

"I'm not full." Xu Ye took the takeaway from his hand, but he shook it around and spilled it.

Xu Ye put the food on the table and took out one by one, "How do you know I'm here?"

Xu Ye was limp, no matter how angry Xie Zhuo was, he became a fart in front of him, "Fireworks are banned in the whole city, Brother Ye!"

Xu Ye glanced at him and said coldly, "Oh."

Xie Zhuo came over, "What's the reaction? If you don't believe it, don't believe it. Why pretend?"

Xu Ye smiled and said nothing.

Xie Zhuo felt uncomfortable at his laugh, and told the truth: "My second uncle said that fireworks will not be allowed in the whole city this year. After hearing it, I felt something was wrong, and I didn't reply to your WeChat message. I asked Xu Xu, and she told me .”

The promise was a bit detailed, and the chattering wasted a lot of time, otherwise he could have come earlier.

After Xie Zhuo finished speaking, his heart ached, and he pinched his waist lightly, "I taught you badly? Did you lift the table?"

"No." Xu Ye opened the takeaway box, and the plastic box made a rattling sound, "I didn't turn over the table, I just paid the bill, and I have to pay for the plates and bowls in the hotel if I turned over the table, it's not worth it."

Xie Zhuo: "..."

Almost forgot he picked it.

Xu Ye noticed what he said just now, and looked up at him: "Did you send me a message?"

Xu Ye didn't pay attention to the phone all night, and now Xu Ye remembered that Xie Zhuo would definitely look for him. He picked up the phone, unlocked it, and clicked on WeChat.

Xie Zhuo was standing next to him, and his eyelids twitched when he saw a row of red circles.

Heh, it's true that he hasn't read his news, he hasn't posted on WeChat for half a fucking month, why are there all unread messages?

Looking at the one that Xu Ye clicked on, Xie Zhuo just wanted to ask why he wasn't the one at the top, but when he saw the content inside, Xie Zhuo first felt relieved, and then frowned.

He pointed to the note: "What, who is he, you can't give me a better name, so perfunctory."

Xu Ye was too lazy to talk when he was able to use practical actions. He directly clicked on the note and handed him the phone, "Change it yourself."

so good?

Xie Zhuo cheerfully took the phone, and Xu Ye coaxed away the little silliness in his heart.

Dear - delete.

People would laugh at him if they saw him.

Boyfriend - delete.

Damn not yet.

Baby - delete.

No, baby has to be called.

Xie Zhuo typed to delete, typed and then deleted, and went back and forth for a long time.

"Are you ready?" Xu Ye asked.

Xie Zhuo glanced at him, "What's my fucking name?"

Seeing him delete and delete, Xu Ye wondered, "You can do whatever you want."

Xie Zhuo said discouragedly: "The name is not correct, it is strange to call it anything, why not change it to a name, hey, brother Zhuo is good, I like to hear you call it that."

"No." Xu Ye took the phone back.

He changed his name because he was afraid of accidents, Brother Zhuo, it's too directional.

Xu Ye typed a few words on the note.

Xie Zhuo took a look.

Come on, reserve!

Xie Zhuo laughed angrily, "Okay, just get ready, and I'll have to change it to boyfriend when I officially start working."

Xu Ye smiled and didn't say no.

Xu Ye broke away the disposable chopsticks and handed them to Xie Zhuo, "Eat something, New Year's Eve."

Xie Zhuo took the chopsticks and glanced at Xu Ye.

When Xie Zhuo was watching the live broadcast just now, the barrage kept floating. Xie Zhuo didn't understand it at first, but later he realized that the person who was hypoxic sent him a WeChat message with a note.

"What's wrong?" Seeing him in a daze, Xu Ye gave him a piece of fish.

"Do you all like to use him in your notes?"

Xu Ye was stunned for a moment, "Us?"

"As far as the anchor I watched, when he was broadcasting live, he was looking for him, and was seen by the people in the live broadcast room, and the comment was also 'he'." Xie Zhuo boldly guessed with his strong understanding ability, "Poor, it is probably the same as me. The reservists are not worthy of having a name."

Xu Ye: "..."

Niu, this person never doubts himself, and tries to analyze and understand from another angle. It can be said that he is very confident.

Seeing his self-confidence, Xu Ye felt a little sorry, "Maybe it's me."

Xie Zhuo burst out laughing, "You? What are you? You want to say that you are hypoxic? You have been brainwashed by those people on the Internet. You, I know, you are jealous, right? Okay, okay, I won't mention him anymore. , Hey, I didn't realize that you are quite stingy, I just watched his live broadcast, and I didn't even give a reward, so you will eat this vinegar."

"..."

Xu Ye has never felt sorry for anyone's IQ, really, this is the first time.

forget it.

Just let it be.

Xu Ye took a deep breath, and when he exhaled, he smiled speechlessly, "What did your family eat at night? Have you eaten dumplings?"

Thinking that Xu Ye was jealous, Xie Zhuo was quite happy, and said uncomfortably: "I have eaten, beef stuffed dumplings, very delicious, do you want to eat?"

"Do you want to pack it for me?" Xu Ye smiled.

"That can't be done." Xie Zhuo is very clear about his own ability, he will not do things that will cause him to lose the chain if he pretends to be coercive, "How dare you eat the stuff I made? Come with me to my grandfather's place tomorrow. Let's go after dinner." .”

Xu Ye put away his smiling face, "No, I don't really want to eat either."

Xu Ye was frightened by those relatives today, and he didn't want to deal with any "relatives" in the short term. Besides, it's Chinese New Year, why would he go to his grandfather's house, openly provoke him, and let the old man celebrate the New Year?

Xie Zhuo came at [-]:[-], it was just after twelve o'clock.

Blessing messages came one after another, and Xu Ye's cell phone jingled all the time.

After eating and clearing away, his cell phone was still ringing, Xu Ye replied one by one, and some of them started chatting after replying.

Xie Zhuo leaned against the bed, looked at the few group messages of blessings, glanced at Xu Ye, his mouth was sour, "You can still chat about a New Year's greeting message, why don't you usually talk so closely?"

Xie Zhuo came too suddenly, and was busy eating afterwards. Xu Ye didn't have time to send New Year's greetings to others. Director Meng of the Education Bureau, leaders of the Education Department, several senior brothers and sisters, and the manager's assistant who often contacted him on the platform all sent him blessings information.

As a junior, he asked his elders to wish him a happy new year. Xu Ye felt sorry, so he replied, inevitably saying a few more words.

Xu Ye sat cross-legged on the bed in a T-shirt and sweatpants, stretched out one foot and put it on Xie Zhuo's lap.

His feet were a little cold, Xie Zhuo touched them, grabbed his ankles and pulled off his clothes to stuff them in.

Xu Ye smiled, "It will be fine soon."

Xie Zhuo scoffed a few times in displeasure, "I gave you all the red envelopes I got tonight, and you haven't even paid me New Year's greetings yet, and you don't even have verbal or text messages, so you just think about busying others. I'm really worthless."

Xu Ye's typing hand paused, and he suppressed a smile and glanced at Xie Zhuo, stretched his other leg, propped himself up and kissed him, "Brother Zhuo, Happy Chinese New Year."

Before Xu Ye could sit back, Xie Zhuo grabbed his arm, turned over and pressed Xu Ye onto the bed, and he played well with one move.

"Call again and listen."

Before Xu Ye finished replying to the message, he looked at Xie Zhuo with his mobile phone in his hand, and called again honestly, "Brother Zhuo."

"Fuck." Xie Zhuo became more energetic, and he could respond to him calling Brother Zhuo, and Xu Xiaoye was the only one.

Xie Zhuo pushed him lightly, "What should I do? For those who celebrate Chinese New Year, do you want to have a meal?"

Xu Ye pursed his lips and smiled vaguely, picked up his phone and continued to reply, Xie Zhuo clicked his tongue, and just wanted to go down to put out the fire by himself, when Xu Ye said: "Yes."

……

The next day, Xie Zhuo sent Xu Ye to Zhong Quan's house before returning to his grandfather's.

Xie Zhuo's grandfather is the oldest professor in the medical school, and he is one of the best in China in terms of seniority.

"Xiao Zhuo, have you thought about what to study in the future?" Grandpa sat on the sofa with glasses and read a report.

Xie Zhuo slumped on the other side of the sofa as if he had no bones, and while sending a message to Xu Ye, he said, "Grandpa, I am only a sophomore in high school, and the college entrance examination is still more than a year away."

"One year is fast." Grandpa put down the report and glanced at him, "It's time to think about it."

Xie Zhuo tilted his head, and moved his glasses away from the phone screen, "Grandpa, have you changed your strategy? The devious policy? Every time I saw me, I was told to study medicine directly. Now I don't play straight balls, and start making side-talking?"

"Go to the other side." Grandpa gave him a sideways look, "You are stubborn, you are good at learning everything, I am afraid that if you don't learn, what is wrong with studying medicine, I am afraid that you will learn crookedly if you are foolish. .”

Xie Zhuo's grades in these exams and his school rankings were asked by his grandfather yesterday. Since he was a child, he has been number one and has fallen to second several times. The old man is worried.

Shen Wenjing and Xie Zhuo's aunt were busy preparing meals in the kitchen, and Xie Zhuo's uncle couldn't help interjecting while listening to the grandparents and grandson, "Xiao Zhuo's grades are not bad, I can only say that he hasn't met anyone who is better than him in these years." of."

No one refuted this, Grandpa Xie Zhuo just talked about it, never said that his grandson was bad.

On the coffee table, my uncle's daughter was lying there struggling to do her homework for the winter vacation. She looked back at Xie Zhuo who was still playing with her phone, "Brother, did you not have homework after you entered high school?"

Xie Zhuo stretched out his hand and pulled her braids, "More homework than your junior high school."

"Then why haven't I seen you write it?" The little girl just entered junior high school and was driven crazy by her homework every day. Seeing Xie Zhuo being so leisurely, she was dying of envy.

"I," Xie Zhuo said, "I'm amazing, and my homework is done on the last day."

The uncle clicked his tongue, "Why don't you teach it if it's good, don't spoil Shen Tian."

Xie Zhuo sat up and took a look at Shen Tian's homework, and said aloud, "Oh, I made several mistakes."

Shen Tian pouted and glared at him, "Humph!"

The attention of the Chinese New Year is nothing more than focusing on the children's grades. There are only two young children in the family, and the topic can't go far.

Uncle asked Xie Zhuo, "Are you still not going to participate in this year's math competition?"

Since Xie Zhuo went to high school, everyone has been tacit about this matter. Xie Zhuo said shamelessly: "Give those students a chance, I'm afraid I'm too good, and there will be no room for them to show off once I play. gone."

The uncle looked down on him like this, "You know you can do it? Did you get pushed down to the second grade in school?"

"..." Xie Zhuo looked at his uncle with pain in his heart, "You are really my own uncle, you can really pierce my heart."

Xie Zhuo wants to say that our family is actually the first in grade, so let’s forget it after thinking about it, let’s choose a day to talk about it in the future, don’t let the old man be stimulated by the New Year’s Eve.

The uncle said: "This year's questions are a bit tough, are you sure you don't want to try?"

Xie Zhuo shook his head and leaned back on the sofa, "You give me the questions every year after the competition, I don't think it's anything special."

"This year is different." Uncle said mysteriously, "One of the people who wrote the question this year is quite famous, maybe you know it too."

"Aren't you the ones who came up with the question?" Xie Zhuo was determined not to be fooled by that foreign devil. He grabbed a few grapes and threw them into his mouth, raising his head in disbelief.

"You still don't believe me," the uncle clicked his tongue, "Have you ever heard of an anchor named Hypoxia?"

"Cough—" Grape seeds got stuck in his throat, Xie Zhuo lowered his head and coughed for a long time before coughing up, "Who are you talking about?"

Uncle was very satisfied with his reaction, he knew this person at a glance, and smiled as if offering a treasure, "Are you interested this time?"

Xie Zhuo asked incredulously: "You mean the question he gave this time? Isn't he a high school student? What school is he from? What if he asks a question and it gets excited and broadcasts it in the live broadcast room for others to do?" ? And he is also a student, what if he participates in the competition, isn't this equivalent to cheating in disguise?"

"You really worry a lot." Uncle gave him a sideways look. "You are an idiot in the Ministry of Education. You can think of it, but we can't? He came to sign the non-disclosure agreement."

Xie Zhuo suddenly became interested, "So have you met this person? What does he look like? Which school? Is he really a sophomore in high school?"

Uncle is still very professional, "I can't tell you that, I can only say that he is indeed a student, and the child looks very energetic. He is really amazing at such a young age. I admire him."

After boasting a lot, the uncle took the opportunity to ask Xie Zhuo, "Think about it carefully, do you want to participate in the trial?"

Xie Zhuo was just curious, not to the point of being tempted, he is not a scumbag.

He persisted and shook his head, "No."

Uncle felt it was a pity, "Why are you so stubborn, you know you must be better than others?"

Shen Tian grabbed the pen and glanced at her dad, "My brother is avoiding suspicion, dad, do you understand?"

Xie Zhuo smiled and tugged at her braid, "I can't do the questions, but I'm pretty smart otherwise."

Shen Tian shook her head, "Don't touch it, just touch your partner if you owe me a hand, don't touch my head."

Xie Zhuo, who was disgusted by the little girl, paused for a moment, then rubbed his hands together on her head, "Little brat."

Shen Tian's tied-up hair was rubbed until it became fluffy, she turned her head and stared at Xie Zhuo, "You won't find a girlfriend like this."

"It's okay, I'm not afraid." Xie Zhuo whispered in her ear, "If I can't find a girlfriend, I'll find a boyfriend."

After Xie Zhuo finished speaking, he flicked the little girl's face, got up and went to the bathroom to call his boyfriend.

Shen Tian was stunned for a short while, pulled her hair a few times and sighed.

...boys these days are horrible.

The author has something to say: Q: Is the idiot Xie stupid again today?

Answer: Yes!

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