The cannon fodder's vest fell off again

At this age when they can be excited for a while as long as they don't go to class, a physical examination can make them jump for joy all morning. Starting from the morning of Thursday, everyone is rambunctious, as if they are about to go on a spring outing.

However, some people are happy and some are worried about the medical examination.

"What should I do, I seem to have gained weight recently, please help me block it when I go on the scale."

"Measuring height is the most annoying thing, it's obviously a discrimination against people whose height is not obvious to us."

"I heard that blood will be drawn, I fainted."

"I'm fucking dizzy!"

Chi Liang glanced at Xiong Zhi, who was still eating ham sausage, and patted his belly, "Don't trample on the scale for a while."

Xiong Zhi puffed his stomach, "I'm not as strong as Zhou Mingzhong from Class [-]. If I want to step on it, it's him who blows it up."

Wang Ping walked to the door of the classroom and clapped his hands. "Students, it's our class's turn. Line up. Boys line up with girls. Be orderly. Keep your voice down and don't make any noise."

They heard only the first half of Wang Ping's words, but no one listened carefully to what was said later.

The sound of moving tables and chairs suddenly sounded in the classroom, accompanied by excited noises, and the roof almost fell off.

The rows were also standing in a mess, and there were groups of people in the corridor, and it was hard to tell whether it was three rows or five rows.

Xu Ye and Xie Zhuo walked at the end, and Chu Xinpeng and the three of them piled up behind each other, as if they were pressing down on the formation.

From upstairs to downstairs, the passing places are like a swarm of wasps flying by.

The physical examination starts with height and weight, which is irrelevant for boys and girls. When it comes to Xu Ye and Xie Zhuo, Xie Zhuo asks Xu Ye to measure first.

"Xu Ye, height 170." The medical examiner finished speaking and wrote on the list.

I don’t know why this kind of thing has to be read out, is it to make everyone happy?

The girls next to me muttered to themselves after the doctor had finished reading, and then they gathered together and laughed.

Xu Ye took the list and passed by Xie Zhuo, only to hear Xie Zhuo laugh at him, "Little dwarf."

Xu Ye paused and looked at Xie Zhuo.

Are you tall, are you two meters?

Xu Ye stood there without moving, wanting to see if he, a two-meter monster, could break the scale.

Xie Zhuo raised his eyebrows at him, took off his shoes and stood on the height scale, his eyes were still casting provocative gazes at Xu Ye.

Medical examiner: "Xie Zhuo, height 180."

Xie Zhuo stretched out the tip of his tongue and licked his lower lip, raised his eyebrows triumphantly, put on his shoes and walked to Xu Ye's side, "Are you convinced?"

It's not very convincing, and it's less than two meters.

But Xu Ye was quite surprised, he usually didn't think he was so much shorter than Xie Zhuo, almost ten centimeters.

"Is it not allowed?" Xu Ye whispered.

The medical examiner glanced at him, "Even if it's not allowed, everyone is not allowed, you are not as tall as him."

"..."

Xu Ye felt a little worried.

Xie Zhuo smiled like a fool, and gave him a hug from behind, "Let's go, don't be ashamed, young people in the new era must have the courage to accept the fact that they are not taller than me."

Next to him was a boy measuring his weight and bust. Xie Zhuo couldn't stop laughing after seeing Xu Ye's weight and bust.

"Xu Ye, weight 109, bust 76."

Xu Ye took the list and walked to the door, saw Xie Zhuo standing there looking at him, "Why are you standing here?"

Xie Zhuo smacked his lips, and glanced from top to bottom, "You've almost lost all your weight, and you haven't eaten less supper these days. Where did you eat?"

Xu Ye glanced at the list, he was a little thinner.

Then look at the way Xie Zhuo looked at him, as if in his eyes he was short and thin, like a child in a slum.

Xu Ye said, "I'm slender, you envy me."

Xu Ye walked to the next physical examination room, and took a step back before reaching the door.

Xie Zhuo grabbed his shoulders and stepped on his toes, "Hiss~"

Xie Zhuo shrank his feet, "Why don't you go back instead of going in?"

Xie Zhuo glanced inside, and saw a young lady wearing a mask poking Chi Liang's arm with a needle, Chi Liang let out a cry, and Xie Zhuo supported Xu Ye's shoulder, obviously feeling that he had followed the electric As if shivering.

His trembling made Xie Zhuo tremble too.

"Fuck!" Xie Zhuo scolded, "Chi Liang is such a fool, what a fool."

"Very, it hurts, maybe." Xu Ye felt as if he had been stabbed, and couldn't speak fluently.

Xie Zhuo squeezed his shoulder, "It doesn't hurt, Chi Liang is just screaming, it's actually no different from a mosquito bite."

Xu Ye glanced at him in horror, "Isn't it painful to sting so much blood?"

Xie Zhuo glanced at the needle tube for drawing blood from Chi Liang, it was almost full!

Chi Liang grunted and came out holding his arms, and glanced at Xie Zhuo and Xu Ye, "Why are you two standing here, come in quickly."

Xie Zhuo stopped Chi Liang, "Does it not hurt?"

Xie Zhuo winked at Chi Liang as he asked, Chi Liang acted like he was fucking blind, and yelled at the top of his voice, "Old barren hurts, she poked me three times, saying that my veins are thin and can't get in, fuck- You know, brother Ye, just poke it in like that, fuck it, I feel like my arm is covered with pigskin, and the eyes are all pierced!"

"Fuck me——" Xie Zhuo lost his temper after being scolded by him angrily, and pushed him in the face, "Fuck, fuck, I don't need to ask you."

After being described by him, Xu Ye became even more afraid.

He silently raised his arm to look for blood vessels.

Shouldn't his blood vessels be too thin to be poked three times?

"The students in the back come in quickly." The blood drawer shouted at the two of them.

"Should I get in?" Xie Zhuo asked, "Should I check other items first?"

"Come in," Xu Ye said, "It will be even more embarrassing if there are too many people."

Xie Zhuo pinched the back of his neck twice, "I'll accompany you, don't be afraid."

The blood was drawn by a young female nurse. Seeing the two of them standing at the door for a long time, she asked them, "Are you fainting from needles or blood?"

"Neither." Xu Ye sat down with his fists clenched, and stretched his arms over.

The female nurse glanced at him, "Then just now you stood at the door for a long time and dared not come in, let go of your hand, don't hold it."

"Afraid of pain." Xu Ye was really scared, and he wanted her to make a quick move to win a success.

"You're such a big guy, you're still afraid of pain?" The female nurse smiled exaggeratedly.

There is a blood draw seat next to it, and the person is called Xie Zhuo, "Come here."

"No, I'll wait for him to finish." Xie Zhuo said to the female nurse who was about to draw Xu Ye's blood, "Sister, take it easy, try to do it only once, and he will cry if there are too many."

It's impossible to cry, but Xu Ye is not in the mood to argue with him at this time.

The female nurse took the rubber band and tied it on Xu Ye's arm, which made a wrinkle in her thin arm, Xu Ye immediately turned her head.

Xie Zhuo looked back and saw no one coming in behind him, so he grabbed the back of Xu Ye's head and pressed on his stomach, "Fuck, if someone comes in right now and sees you acting like this, you school bully will be punished immediately." Roll it down."

The female nurse relieved the atmosphere while disinfecting and said, "Hey, you are still a school bully. Seeing how good-looking you are, I thought you were a school bully."

Xie Zhuo said: "Sister, what eyes do you have, shouldn't the school grass be me?"

The female nurse laughed loudly.

Xu Ye buried his face in Xie Zhuo's stomach, and pinched his waist, "Don't make her laugh, I can feel her hands shaking."

"Okay, okay." Xie Zhuo rubbed his head, "Sister, don't laugh, it scares the child."

When Xie Zhuo said this, the female nurse laughed even louder.

The moment when the needle fails to go down is the scariest moment. No one knows whether the needle will stick crookedly.

After Xu Ye finished pinching, his hands held on to the clothes around Xie Zhuo's waist.

A sudden stabbing pain in the arm.

"Fuck!" Xie Zhuo tilted his body and roared in a suppressed voice, "You fucker, you're pinching my flesh."

Xu Ye didn't let go.

Who said it doesn't hurt, your mosquito bites like this?

Xie Zhuo felt that the pain was ten times worse than being pricked by a needle, so he hurriedly said to the female nurse, "Sister, sister, you can draw some, we are not here to donate blood."

"It's rare for a young man to be so afraid of pain." The female nurse pulled out the needle, "Okay, okay, it's over, press yourself for a while."

As soon as the tourniquet on Xu Ye's arm was removed, he immediately retracted his arm, stood up and left.

Xie Zhuo shouted: "Hey, you won't wait for me?"

"Waiting for you outside." Xu Ye walked out the door as if fleeing.

Xie Zhuo couldn't help laughing, even the needle went in and he was still laughing.

The female nurse said, "I think he was really scared, his face turned pale."

"Yeah." Xie Zhuo said while laughing, "I'm not afraid of heaven and earth, but pain."

Xie Zhuo came out after drawing the blood and saw Xu Ye standing there leaning against the wall with a look of lovelessness on his face.

Xu Ye turned his head and asked him, "Does it hurt?"

Xu Ye hoped that he would say it hurt, so that he wouldn't look too ashamed.

"It hurts!" Xie Zhuo lifted his clothes, revealing his waist, "It's not as painful as when you pinched me."

Xu Ye took a look, the spot on his waist was red.

"I'm sorry," Xu Ye felt really embarrassed, "I didn't mean to."

Xie Zhuo said, "If you did it on purpose, I would beat you right then."

"Brother Wild!"

Chi Liang shouted at the door three doors away from them, waving his hands vigorously, "Come here, this is a group of five people, we can test it together."

Not knowing what it was for, Xie Zhuo put down his clothes and rubbed his waist, "Let's go, don't embarrass him there."

Xu Ye hummed, "Chu Xinpeng doesn't know how to stop."

Xie Zhuo said: "Whoever has nothing to stop the idiot, isn't it even more stupid to be implicated by him."

What Chi Liang occupied was one of the facial features department, the hearing test.

As soon as Xie Zhuo heard that it was a hearing test, he immediately took a look at Xu Ye.

Chu Xinpeng and Xiong Zhi were already waiting here, seeing them coming in, Chu Xinpeng asked, "Why are you so slow?"

"When I called them, they were still chatting at the door of the blood drawing room, as if we hadn't seen each other in 800 years." Chi Liang jumped up and down and patted his ears, "We have known each other for ten years and I don't know Nothing to talk about."

Xie Zhuo gave him a squinting look, "Of course it's something that you can't know."

Chi Liang snorted, "You're a dog, and you didn't catch up, what are you showing off?"

Li Yiming came to help, and when she saw Xu Ye, she said "Yo", "You are here too, do you still need to test?"

"What do you mean?" Chi Liang asked, "This project is still picking people?"

"Test it." Xu Ye walked in and closed the door, "I still have one ear that is fine."

The medical examiner gave each of them a small piece of absorbent cotton to block one ear.

Five people stood in a row, and the doctor released a round of magnetic shocks. The sound was quite loud, but the sound became quieter as you went to the back. Just raise your hand if you hear it.

When one ear was tested and replaced with the other, Xie Zhuo glanced at Xu Ye, and before Xu Ye plugged his ears, he said, "Don't test it."

Unexpectedly, you can still deceive yourself. If you are sure that you really can’t hear after the test, wouldn’t it be a shock?

Xu Ye said, "It's okay."

Li Yiming originally wanted Xu Ye to test separately or alone, but he didn't expect him to come in with so many people, and he doesn't know what's going on with his ears now.

The sound that appeared for the first time was really loud, Xu Ye felt himself shaken, and his head was buzzing.

From when Chu Xinpeng raised his hand once, to when Xu Ye also raised his hand at the end, Xie Zhuo took a look at him.

He did it only after they all lifted it. His self-esteem is really strong.

As the time went on, the sound became smaller and smaller, and at the end when they all listened carefully for the sound, Xu Ye raised his hand again.

Now Xie Zhuo was really dumbfounded.

Even Li Yiming was stunned.

Xie Zhuo stared at him, "What's the matter with you?"

Xu Ye froze his hands, he was also surprised, no one else raised their hands, did he raise their hands?

"Did I hear it wrong?"

He should have heard it right, although the voice was very small, but Xie Zhuo heard it, and when he was about to raise his hand, he saw Xu Ye had already raised his hand.

He asked Xu Ye, "Did you hear me?"

Xu Ye looked at Xie Zhuo and nodded, "I heard you."

Xie Zhuo hastily stuffed the cotton in his ears, "Did it not be put away?"

Xu Ye pressed his right ear with his hand, looked at Xie Zhuo, "Speak."

"Xu Xiaoye." Xie Zhuo called him.

"Ah." Xu Ye responded.

Xie Zhuo moved his lips, and it took him a long time to speak, "No, what are you, did you hear it or not?"

Xu Ye stared blankly at Xie Zhuo, "I heard that."

"Fuck!" Xie Zhuo was as excited as if he had won the World Cup. He turned around in a circle, pressed his shoulder with one hand, and covered Xu Ye's ear with the other, and said very hard, "Say it again, you heard me!" ?"

"Well, I heard you."

Li Yiming hurried over, "Xu Ye, go to the hospital for an examination now, and I'll ask you for leave from your homeroom teacher."

Xu Ye nodded, even if Li Yiming didn't tell him he planned to go this time.

Xie Zhuo said, "I'll go with him."

Along the way, Xie Zhuo acted as if Chi Liang had possessed him, and he didn't know how many times he said fuck me.

In the taxi, Xie Zhuo kept asking: "Didn't you say you couldn't hear me, why did you hear it again all of a sudden?"

Xu Ye said, "I don't know either."

Xie Zhuo was about to be pissed off by him, "Don't you know when you can hear it?"

Xu Ye shook his head, "It's good that I have one ear."

Xie Zhuo was speechless, "Then how did you decide that you were deaf?"

"..."

At first.

At the beginning, it was because Xu Ye was deaf in the left ear in the novel, so he took it for granted that he must be deaf, even if he went to the hospital, he couldn't be saved.

Xu Ye suddenly looked at Xie Zhuo.

Xie Zhuo was taken aback by the straight eyes, "What's wrong?"

Xu Ye didn't speak, just stared at him.

Xie Zhuo stretched out his hand and shook it in front of him, "Damn it, don't scare me."

Xu Ye looked at Xie Zhuo, and an incredible thought flashed through his mind.

impossible.

The male and female protagonists in the novel are not together until now, Xie Zhuo and Shen Xi also expressed affection for him at the same time, and he who should have been deaf all his life can suddenly hear. All these things add up to explain one problem, that is, the .

The plot of the novel has changed.

The content of the story has changed.

The male and female protagonists are no longer in love with each other, and he, the cannon fodder, has never had a single bad thing happen to him.

I thought these were just some details, but now it seems that this is not right at all!

The rhythm of the novel is out of order.

When did the mess start?

Did he mess it up?

He was supposed to be a worthless scumbag, but now he has publicly become an anchor with millions of fans, and even got the first place in the school. It is the content of the novel that he made himself deviate from, so everything about him will be deviated, including thank you Zhuo and Shen Xi?

Xu Ye suddenly panicked.

"Xu Ye, Xu Xiaoye!" Xie Zhuo suddenly roared.

The taxi driver was taken aback, "Oh, doesn't that mean I can hear you? Why are you still shouting?"

Xu Ye came back to his senses, "I heard you, don't shout."

Xie Zhuo felt that his heart was about to jump out of his mouth in such a hurry, he grabbed Xu Ye's shoulder, "If you fucking lose your mind again, I'll whip you."

It was only then that Xu Ye realized that Xie Zhuo's anxious face had changed color.

What they knew was that he could hear, but those who didn't know Xie Zhuo's reaction thought he was deaf in both ears.

Xu Ye suddenly smiled, he didn't know if it was because Xie Zhuo's anxious look was funny or because of the sudden change.

What happened to the inexplicable peace of mind?

If it really changed, maybe he wouldn't have to be knocked to death.

Looking at it this way, Xie Zhuo is not so scary anymore.

"Laughing fart?" Xie Zhuo turned around and leaned against the back of the chair, then tilted his head to look at him after a while, "What the hell is going on with you, are you lying to me from the beginning?"

"No." Xu Ye said, "I really couldn't hear at that time, I thought I was deaf."

"...Think?" Xie Zhuo almost doubted his own ears, no, doubted Xu Ye's brain!

When he arrived at the hospital, Xie Zhuo went to the ear department to make an appointment, and he had to wait in line for an hour.

In the hospital corridor, Xie Zhuo stared at Xu Ye's ear, "Cover your ear over there again and try to see if you can hear."

Xu Ye leaned against the wall and Xie Zhuo stretched out his hand to cover him, "Can you hear me?"

Xu Ye sighed, "Xie Zhuo, calm down, you have covered me sixteen times in an hour."

"Fuck." Xie Zhuo let go of his hand, "I was frightened by you."

"Xu Ye." A nurse came out of the consultation room and called out, "Which one is Xu Ye."

"Me." Xu Ye walked over.

Xie Zhuo followed and was stopped by the nurse, "You can't go in, you wait outside."

Xie Zhuo frowned, "It's not an abortion, so it's still xenophobic to have your ears checked?"

With Xie Zhuo's gesture of covering his ears like he was convulsing for an hour and asking if he could hear, Xu Ye felt that the nurse might not be able to stop him, so Xu Ye asked the nurse, "Can't he accompany me in?"

The nurse looked at Xie Zhuo and asked Xu Ye, "Your brother?"

Just as Xu Ye was about to say no, Xie Zhuo immediately cut off the conversation, "Yes, I am his brother, let me in, this kid is messing around, if you let him in alone, he can deafen his other ear .”

There are still a lot of people queuing up behind, and the nurse doesn't have time to let them make a fuss here, "OK, OK, come in, be quiet."

Xu Ye was lying on the medical bed, and the doctor helped him clean his ears, removing a lot of dried blood clots.

"The eardrum is intact. There is nothing wrong with your ear. These blood clots should be blocking your hearing."

Now Xu Ye feels more and more that his guess is right. If his ears were fine in the first place, how could he bleed so much, and how could he not be able to hear for such a long time? He is sure that he really listened in the first place. No, he didn't know when he could hear it, but it definitely wouldn't be too long ago.

"Doctor, is he really okay?" Xie Zhuo was still not at ease, "Is he going to be deaf again every two days?"

The doctor said: "What you say is like a joke, whoever has nothing to do will be deaf for two days."

Xie Zhuo pointed out, "He."

After Xu Ye put on his shoes, he pressed Xie Zhuo's hand pointing at him, "Don't be ashamed, the doctor said I'm fine."

Xu Ye left suddenly in the middle of the physical examination. By the time Chi Liang and the others realized, he and Xie Zhuo had already left the school. After asking Li Yiming, they found out that Xu Ye's ears had been deaf for a while.

"Is Xu Ye there?"

"Chu Xinpeng!"

Shen Xi and Xu Nuo stood at the front door and stood at the back door. The people in the classroom looked in front of the back, and they didn't know who to look at.

Xu Nuo glared at Shen Xi across the corridor, then continued to stand at the back door and shout, "Chu Xinpeng, I have something to do with you."

Chu Xinpeng was sending a message to Xu Ye, "No time."

"excuse me."

Shen Xi turned around and saw Xie Zhuo and Xu Ye standing behind her. She was anxious and grabbed Xu Ye's arm, "Xu Ye, are you back? Are you okay?"

Xie Zhuo clicked his tongue, and pushed Shen Xi's hand away, "What are you doing? You're talking."

When Chu Xinpeng heard that Xu Ye had come back, they stood up abruptly and rushed out the front door. If Shen Xi's seat wasn't in the way, they would have thrown her off.

"Brother Ye, are you okay?" Chu Xinpeng picked up his phone and asked.

After Chu Xinpeng sent messages for a long time, Xu Ye replied with two messages, one was "Ah" and the other was "I'm back."

Chi Liang asked, "What's wrong with your ears? Why haven't you told us?"

"It's all right." Xu Ye said.

Xie Zhuo frowned and looked at Shen Xi who was left by them and looked at Xu Ye worriedly, "Why are you here again?"

Chi Liang said hesitantly, "She's here to find Brother Ye."

Chu Xinpeng quickly gave him an elbow.

Shen Xi blushed a little, she was too anxious just now, she didn't know what she had done until Xie Zhuo pushed her away, she bit her lip and looked at Xu Ye, "I just want to ask if you are okay."

"It's okay." Xu Ye said, "Thank you."

Xie Zhuo suddenly looked at Xu Ye.

Thanks a fart!

Shen Xi shook her head with a smile, "It's nothing, I just don't feel relieved, so I came to see you."

Xie Zhuo was speechless, "This classmate, why don't you care about other classmates when you are so fraternal? You and Xu Ye are neither in the same class nor neighbors. His matter has a dime to do with you? Why are you worried?"

Shen Xi wanted to push back, but she didn't dare, so she frowned and said in a low voice, "Then it's none of your business."

"nonsense--"

Xu Ye grabbed Xie Zhuo, excited and angry enough for another person to lose his mind, he didn't want to see who he came out to in the corridor at the door of the class.

Shen Xi looked at Xie Zhuo, as if he was still waiting for his "nonsense", but was stopped by Xu Ye.

Xu Ye said to Shen Xi: "I'm fine, thank you for your concern, you can go back."

It was fine if Xu Ye didn't speak, but Xie Zhuo became even more irritable when he spoke, "Thank you so much."

He grabbed Xu Ye's hand and dragged him towards the classroom. Shen Xi didn't feel anything in this scene, but Xu Nuo who came from the back door couldn't help frowning.

What happened to Xie Zhuo?

This Shen Xi obviously has a crush on Xu Ye, why did he stop him, why did he get angry?it feels like...

Before Chu Xinpeng entered the classroom, he glanced at Xu Nuo, and Xu Nuo called him back, "Chu Xinpeng, I have something to tell you."

"I'm not familiar with you."

Because of Xu Ye's relationship, none of them didn't bother with promise. If you want to say how annoying it is, it's as annoying as it is. It's impossible to talk to her.

Xu Nuo chased after two steps, and before Chu Xinpeng entered the classroom, he whispered, "My teacher wants to see you."

For some reason, when Xu Nuo said "her teacher", the first thing Chu Xinpeng thought of was not the head teacher of the next class, but her painting teacher Bai Shan.

"Do you have something to tell me now?" The promise was filled with impatience. If her teacher hadn't asked her to come, she would really think she was willing to talk to them!

The author has something to say: Every day people are worried about Zai Zai's ears.

In addition: Don’t pick the process of checking the ears, write it blindly, anyway, that’s what it means, and babies who are too entangled don’t ask, because I can’t answer it~

感谢在2020-08-1608:36:46~2020-08-1709:33:27期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 20 bottles of Yun; 5 bottles of Shen Qiao, Jingjing Zicui, and Baishi Heimao; 2 bottles of Xiaoyaozi; 1 bottle of Gaokaoing;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!