The cannon fodder's vest fell off again

In the evening self-study, the physics teacher came to talk about the papers handed out during the day.

Zhou Wenjun clearly saw Xu Ye writing on his paper before, but after checking it, he only found two inconspicuous dots under the first two steps of a wrong question.

Zhou Wenjun was glad that he discovered it in time, otherwise his paper would have become a scrap of Xu Ye's scribbles.

The teacher tapped on the blackboard, "Zhou Wenjun was the most outrageously wrong about this question. The first two steps were all wrong, but he forced it back later, but the result is still wrong."

Zhou Wenjun was taken aback for a moment, and quickly lowered his head to look at his paper.

The first two steps are where Xu Ye drew the dots?

Zhou Wenjun glanced back at the empty seat beside Xie Zhuo, Xu Ye was not there, and the table was empty.

The physics teacher said: "Zhou Wenjun, what about you, did you hear me, what are you looking back at?"

Xie Zhuo raised his head with his pen in his mouth and looked over, just in time to meet Zhou Wenjun's gaze.

Xie Zhuo loosened his teeth, dropped the pen on the table, and said with his mouth: Look at that.

Zhou Wenjun turned around quickly.

impossible!He didn't believe that Xu Ye could understand this question even after the sky fell!

...

Xu Ye draws manga in the dormitory.

In the past two days, the platform has sent someone to act as a room manager for him to control the speech. Xu Ye looked up at the screen, and suddenly found that the content they swiped the screen was not quite right.

A Lemon: [The anchor is a sophomore in high school?Are you kidding me? 】

Xiaohan from Laohan's family: 【Which school does the master belong to? 】

Lisa: [It's too good, sophomore, don't you think you're like your father at school! 】

How did the topic come up here?

Xu Ye turned it up, and it was really Fang Guan who started it.

He told the platform assistant about this, and it was all spread to the live broadcast room.

Host: "I live broadcast to make money, I don't sell people, you don't need to care about this."

Brother Haier: [Hehe, if you don’t sell people, why do you say you are a student and pretend to be aggressive. 】

Have you taken your medicine today: [Let's keep a low profile, do the questions honestly, and don't worry about other things. 】

There are many people who are popular, Xu Ye has long been used to such things.

The screen swiped quickly, and [XZ enters the live broadcast room] passed by in a blink of an eye.

Xu Ye wondered, isn't Xie Zhuo still studying at night at this time, why did he come to watch the live broadcast?

XZ: [Can we start with the one-star question for today's live broadcast? 】

XZ: [Can we start with the one-star question for today's live broadcast? 】

XZ: [Can we start with the one-star question for today's live broadcast? 】

"..."

Is Tang Seng possessed?

Xu Ye said: "I see, why do you want to start with one star? Is there any problem with one star?"

XZ: [No, I have something to do and I can watch the live broadcast later. 】

Fortunately, he didn't say that it doesn't matter if the previous questions are simple or not.

Xu Ye said, "Yes."

XZ: [Thank you. 】

Angel: 【I'm new here, may I ask if the anchor brother is responsive? 】

KK777: [According to my observation, the anchor only responds to XZ’s requests. He will talk about XZ first when giving lectures, and answer XZ first when answering questions. I suspect there is an inside story. 】

Love the beauty of the prosperous age: [Hahahahaha maybe XZ gave the yacht, after all, our anchor is a string of money. 】

Seeing the hahaha on the screen, Xu Ye reflected on himself.

Does he have it?He just subconsciously pays attention to Xie Zhuo's number, for fear of being exposed if he says something wrong.

After drawing comics for an hour, Xu Ye suddenly heard someone knocking on the door at around nine o'clock.

Who will it be at this time.

"Who?" Xu Ye asked.

"I."

Hearing that it was Xie Zhuo's voice, Xu Ye quickly took the phone off the bracket and put it on the table, took off the sleeve and stuffed it in the cabinet together with the draft paper he just wrote a question on.

Opening the door, Xie Zhuo stood at the door carrying a bag of skewers, "Here for you."

Xu Ye looked at the big bag of barbecue, he probably wanted to strangle him to death.

Xu Ye asked, "Did you order takeaway?"

"This store doesn't deliver food. I went over the wall to buy it for you. His business is very good. I waited for more than half an hour before I bought it."

Evening self-study get out of class ends at [-]:[-], and it is not yet [-]:[-], Xu Ye asked him, "Did you skip class?"

"Ah, I can't come back now if I don't skip class."

"..."

He said that he could watch the live broadcast later because he had something to do to buy barbecue?

Seeing that he had been blocking the door, Xie Zhuo hissed, "I said, do you have any insight? I've been standing here with such a big bag of barbecue for half a day, but you let me in."

Xu Ye grabbed the door and stood still.

Can't enter, the live broadcast is not over yet.

Xu Ye said, "I don't eat at night."

Xie Zhuo was too lazy to listen to his nonsense, so he pushed him away and went straight in, "You are as skinny as a monkey, it hurts to touch it, my chest still hurts when I hugged you last time, it's fine if you pick at others, Can you stop being so picky with yourself?"

Xu Ye glanced at the phone on the table.

What to do, he seems to have forgotten to turn off the microphone.

"Don't, stop talking."

Xu Ye snatched the barbecue from Xie Zhuo, "I'll eat it, you can go."

Xie Zhuo glared at him speechlessly, "You want to die, it belongs to both of us!"

"You want to eat too?"

Xie Zhuo said: "What's the matter with your surprised tone, I can't eat what I bought?"

You can really find a place to eat.

Xu Ye pointed to the bathroom, "Go and wash your hands first."

Xu Ye took advantage of Xie Zhuo to wash his hands, and quickly picked up his phone. In a hurry, the phone shook, and the upper and lower bunks behind him appeared on the screen.

He blocked the camera and saw that the topic of discussion in the live broadcast room had changed again.

Senior Three Dog: [I c, what's going on! ! ! 】

Qinqin cutie: [Touching her hands, hugging hurts, God, what kind of tiger and wolf words are these! ! ! 】

Qiantang Jiang Muyi: [According to analysis, it should be the boyfriend who came to feed. 】

Love the beauty of the prosperous age: [Hahahaha little brother turned out to be a daily pick. 】

Unrivaled Tangyuan: [Jimei! !Is picking the point, isn't the point the boyfriend! 】

Xu Ye didn't dare to continue to look down, feeling like his back was sweating, "Sorry, I have something to do and I won't be broadcasting today. I'll catch up for an hour tomorrow. Let's go down. Good night everyone."

When Xie Zhuo came out after washing his hands, he saw him sneaking around with his mobile phone, "What are you doing?"

"Nothing." Xu Ye shoved his phone under the pillow guiltily, "Why did you skip class to buy barbecue?"

Xie Zhuo glanced at his pillow.

Why did he stuff everything under the pillow?

Xie Zhuo shook the water off his hands, and handed a meat skewer to Xu Ye, "I want to make up for you. Seeing that your muscles are weak recently, even Zhou Wenjun can push you."

Xu Ye bit the meat skewer Xie Zhuo handed over, "I was defenseless."

Xie Zhuo laughed at him, "Would you hit him if you were on guard?"

Xu Ye shook his head, his obedient hair shook with him, "No."

Xu Ye licked his mouth after eating a bunch, and took another, "What do you think I'm doing?"

Xie Zhuoqi smiled strangely, "It's nothing."

Xie Zhuo asked him, "Is it delicious?"

"Yeah." Xu Ye nodded, it was indeed delicious.

Just now I was in a hurry to come in with Xie Zhuo, the door was not closed tightly, but when someone knocked, the door opened by itself.

"Brother Ye, we come to you to eat—"

Chi Liang pushed open the door and saw Xie Zhuo here, his legs trembled and his calf cramped, and his rationality told him that Xie Zhuo might not be able to catch up at this time.

"Why are you here?"

Holding the string in his hand, Xu Ye looked at Chi Liang and Tong Mohao who were standing at the door.

Tong Mohao held a barbecue in his left hand and a serving of crayfish in his right. He looked at Xie Zhuo, and Xie Zhuo also looked at him.

Chi Liang couldn't hold back, Xie Zhuo's words reminded him to tell Tong Mohao immediately, but this did not dispel Tong Mohao's confidence, but instead aroused his fighting spirit, so he asked Chi Liang to go after evening self-study I came to find Xu Ye to buy supper.

Xie Zhuo stared at Chi Liang gloomily, Chi Liang swallowed, and smiled silly: "Then what, Xie Zhuo, why are you here?"

Xie Zhuo smiled perfunctorily, "Are you blind, can't you see what you're eating here?"

Xie Zhuo's smile made Chi Liang's scalp go numb.

Chi Liang was hesitating between going and not going, his heart skipped a beat, this is the fucking Shura field, can he not participate?

He looked back at Tong Mohao, and wanted to say whether he would come back another day?In the end, he saw Tong Mohao smiling at Xu Ye with a stubborn face, "Then let's go together."

Chi Liang was roaring inwardly!

Tong Mohao walked in, as if he couldn't see Xie Zhuo and the barbecue table, "I bought barbecue and crayfish, Brother Ye, try it."

The barbecue Xie Zhuo bought was for four or five people, plus what Tong Mohao brought, Xu Ye, who was reluctant to waste it, felt that he might have indigestion tonight.

Tong Mohao opened the lid of the crayfish, "I heard that you don't like spicy food, so I bought the five-spice crayfish specially."

Xie Zhuo had a gloomy face at first, but he glanced at the crayfish and suddenly smiled.

He tore open the barbecue bag he brought, a pile of skewers with red chili noodles on it.

Tong Mohao was about to talk about how to eat so many peppers, when Xie Zhuo picked up a bunch and handed it to Xu Ye.

Xu Ye stretched out his hand, Xie Zhuo hid for a while, "Just eat like this."

so eat?

He takes it, he eats it?

Crazy, there are people.

"Eat it yourself." Xu Ye took another bunch.

Chi Liang was frightened by the spicy barbecue, and what was even more frightening was that Xu Ye actually ate it, "No, brother Ye, when did you become so good at eating spicy food?"

Xie Zhuo smiled with satisfaction and said, "He has always eaten spicy food."

Chi Liang was puzzled, "No, he didn't eat it before."

Xie Zhuo didn't argue with him, looked at Xu Ye and asked, "Say it yourself, do you want to eat?"

Should he eat it?

Xu Ye didn't know if Xu Ye used to eat spicy food or not. These days, when he and Xie Zhuo had breakfast together, they always ate buns dipped in chili oil. If Xu Ye didn't eat spicy food before, Xie Zhuo would have given up on it long ago. The way he said it.

Xu Ye said, "Eat."

Chi Liang was surprised and began to doubt life, "No way, why did you throw the bowl when you ate spicy food last time because someone put some chili in your noodles?"

Xu Ye hurriedly looked at Xie Zhuo.

If Chi Liang knows that he doesn't eat spicy food, Xie Zhuo has no reason not to know.

Xie Zhuo put down the stick in his hand, and looked at Xu Ye with a smile: "Oh, you didn't seem to eat spicy food before, maybe it was because I ate you. You like me so much, and you even changed the taste for me. gone?"

"..."

There are several meanings for suddenly saying something so connotative.

Is this straight man still online?

The author has something to say: Another shameless day for Brother Zhuo.

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