The host of salted fish raised by the father of the system [Comprehensive Yingmei]

On a good morning, I warmed myself a glass of milk, fried poached eggs, sausage and bacon, and served it with toast for a calorie-packed breakfast...Thanks to her current shell is a stereotyped model, otherwise Batman's eight-pack abs would disappear Then it becomes a belly. . .Batman fans must die for her. . .

Slowly came to the backyard, sat comfortably in the greenhouse while eating breakfast, while admiring the handsome men and women jogging on the beach in the morning.

There are also passers-by who occasionally cast their eyes on this elegant and handsome man who is enjoying his breakfast and quiet morning.

An slowly turned on the tablet and watched the morning news broadcast on the screen.Although she didn't like these before, but in the world of American comics, she must always pay attention to the timeline of superheroes, right?

Most of the news is about the police fighting crime. Looking at the screen, a dozen or so tall and well-armed FBI in the United States kicked open the door of a villa house. As the screen moves, you can see There are also many local residents hiding in the room and watching with their heads exposed. In short, the scene is very lively.An Huan watched this news broadcast, it felt like watching a movie, it was very interesting.Then I switched to a few more channels, basically broadcasting news programs related to law and order and gang issues. An Huan babbled and bit the toast, lamenting that the US emperor is really messed up.

Auntie Liang now spends her days playing. In the morning, she went to the gym according to the system's father's request. She controls her body proficiently through simple exercises every day to avoid accidentally breaking things at home.In the afternoon, I climb over the wall and go back to the flower planter's house to read novels, and in the evening, I go to the surrounding area to find delicious food for a full meal.Before twelve o'clock at night, she usually wanders around on various fan sites in the United States. The big guys on the Midi side are more unscrupulous than the flower planters, watching who is bent, and who is cheating... House rot girl Liang is like a fish in water, she has made good friends with whom she can talk, and has added a few circles of friends. When she is lonely and homesick at night, those little friends who accompany her at night give her a lot of support comfort.Although living alone is the dream of every otaku, as long as you are a human being, you cannot stand loneliness.The premise of living alone still requires basic interpersonal communication (even friends on the Internet are still friends).

In this way, the handsome men and women who passed the cobblestone path in front of the villa while running and exercising occasionally fell on the handsome man in the garden with admiring and provocative eyes.And he wears a pair of flat glasses to protect his eyes, and leans leisurely on the rocking chair to enjoy drinks and various snacks and fruits. The video on the tablet is playing various mixed cuts of movies.

A little girl wearing a child's safety helmet and riding a bicycle greeted An Huan through the fence with a bright smile, "Mr. Wayne~~your milk." The girl looked fifteen or sixteen years old. Wearing protective gear, brown hair, and some small freckles on the face, this is a typical American girl. "Dear Cathy, why am I the last one to get the milk every time? Such a poor thing, I can only drink yesterday's milk every morning——" An Huan rested her hand on the table and propped her chin, with a look on her face With a charming smile, An Huan is very used to the boy's body now, and Batman's body comes with a solidified gentleman's words and deeds.

It is taken for granted that you can subconsciously pose as a girl while dressing as a man. In modern society, there are only girls who specialize in dancing and have been influenced by art since childhood.With the one-pot education method of flower growers, there are really not many girls who can maintain a very elegant demeanor at any time, unless the tutor is very strict. Look at the cartoon of the girl who tore off her underwear and loosened the zipper of her jeans when she got home. , you can understand that when girls relax, they are actually similar to boys.To be honest, girls actually choose their demeanor based on their clothing. For example, if you give her a beautiful dress, she will naturally behave in a reserved and elegant manner, and if you give her a plus-size sportswear, she will naturally become a woman. This has something to do with the subconscious.

It's like those women's clothing tycoons who are popular on the Internet dress up as cute girls...they automatically adjust to the same consciousness as walking.

As for the emotion that a shy body is inconvenient for men?It does not exist for girls——(Because the first thing men look at is JJ after time travel, and the first thing girls see is face after time travel) When a body is completely their own, then there is no so-called shyness and embarrassment. up.

According to the concept of Americans, children also need to work to get pocket money.Therefore, every community has some teenage children who use their free time to look after children, deliver newspapers, and deliver milk to earn some expenses.Of course, compared to adults, children earn a small amount of money, but for a little girl like Cathy, it is definitely a huge asset that can be used independently.

"No! No! It's just that I'm slow, I'm sorry." The little girl opposite blushed. Cathy, who got up early, got the milk her customers needed, and then hurried back to distribute it.Unlike other customers, the milk cartons are left in the inbox at the door. When Cathy delivers milk to An Huan, she is not only the last one to deliver it, she always rings the doorbell and waits for An Huan to show up to deliver the milk to An Huan. The little girl will leave after chatting a few words in his hand.As for why Cathy deliberately delayed coming to the end, it is because Bell's version of Batman is too handsome and elegant——

Little girls always like to take a second look at handsome guys, and Cathy is no exception. A little girl like her doesn't have much resistance to handsome guys, so she has the opportunity to take a chance to see the handsome guy's little thoughts. .Cathy often takes her sneaky photos of Bell to school to show off with her little friends, satisfying her little girl's vanity.It's nothing, anyway, An Huan understands Cathy's feelings very well, and it's just a little teasing now, but watching Cathy blushing and pedaling the bicycle quickly away.

An Huan was stunned instead, with her hand still in the air, "That? Wait, my milk..."

Well...that doesn't matter.

Looking into the distance with no words and tears, An Huan, who was lying back on the table again, silently complained in the chat group, "It's so sad to see a super handsome guy who is comparable to a Hollywood star every day and can't do it╥﹏╥." "... yes Is your brother or your father?" "It's me ╥﹏╥." "←_←No one is as narcissistic as you are!" The Twitter in front of him certified Regina's fandom is An Huanzai Good friends met on the Internet may be like-minded.Anyway, although they haven't met each other, the two of them have a very good relationship, and they often complain about each other. Maybe it's because they both have the same cuteness in YY pairing with handsome guys. They didn't get along for a long time, but they just saw each other right. . .

Regina has always been ignorant of An Huan's narcissism. Anyway, no one on the Internet knows what is on the other end of the network cable. It's not bad to have a funny friend who often calls her masterpiece (edited into a small movie). of--

Now the two rotten girls rationally analyze the villain trend that often appears on the male god CP website, "I think I must be a good person with correct three views, but I also understand that so many mushrooms like villains because of Mao... After After a strict (casual) analysis, I came up with the following reasons: good looks and strong abilities." An Huan nodded cautiously with her male god face, "That's right, that's what beauty fans are like. The superficiality is convincing." (Enough of you guys)

"Appearance is justice may have to be considered in real life, but in most movies, good-looking appearance and successful character creation are enough to attract people." Regina synthesized clips on the computer while talking with The friends chatted, "Look at the Justice League movies and series made by the Wayne Group. Batman is much more popular than Superman, because he looks more dark and evil than the saint-like Superman." An Huan Still nodding, she turned her head and thought something was wrong, "Wait, wait... Batman is a hero of justice! Where did you get the illusion that he is evil!" Regina casually teased An An, "Of course I know he is justice A hero, but a gloomy black armor, a throat cancer-like voice and cold eyes, a paranoid personality-everywhere is dark." (Batman is great, but he has mental illness, which is still quite serious. )

An Huan, who couldn't say no to her little friend, bit her handkerchief and whimpered and rolled, "Baby Bruce is so sweet..." She could only cheer herself up, and couldn't say it out loud. Who told Batman from Gotham to come here? It still hasn't revealed its identity today. . .

Sure enough, those who like Superman are all men, and those who like Batman are all girls!

"No, wait a minute, you just said in a few days that the Justice League is dead... The kids are not fascinated anymore, why do you bring the topic up to them again?" "No, I was just forced by the media every day since I was a child Seeing the big ones, I feel a little aesthetically tired of them. I don’t hate them, after all, the heroes are good-looking and handsome, how could I hate them?” Regina’s funny face emoticons provided by An Xu appeared in the chat box, “Come on Come, let's see Yeyi's beautiful buttocks and slender waist~~" Quickly sent a bunch of posters and videos of heroes in tights, "Speaking of those Arkham lunatics, although I hate them as much as you do. "

"But there are always people who think that they have been able to fight against the Bat family for so many years. Worshiping the strong is also a mentality that is easy to develop in the second-year teenagers. In addition, most of the villains' final defeats are not because of lack of ability. They are often because they carelessly underestimate the enemy or simply Just use the willful reason that you don't want to play anymore... let yourself go?"

"Yeah, I'm surprised that the clown is still alive..." An Huan felt incredible. According to comics or movies, although Batman doesn't kill the clown, the clown can always kill himself. Still alive and kicking after several years...is this also the life of a cockroach?As for the Suicide Squad formed by villains and criminals, they often pull each other's legs, but they appear to perform dirty things that the government and superheroes can't touch...it's not surprising that they end up doing anything.I really want to say aesthetic fatigue... Who has the longest time of Captain America?He has been active on the screen for more than 70 years ┑(￣Д￣)┍, isn’t he still a bunch of fans——

But who let this be the film and television world?In a successful movie or series, not only the protagonist camp is attractive, but if the villains are portrayed successfully, they can even attract more fans than the protagonist (so everything is the fault of the plot).

Well, today is still a day of world peace, villains have a holiday, and decent rest——

The author has something to say: touch it and collect it~