Millennium drunk

Rong Shisan looked sideways at Lan Zui's rudeness, and couldn't help coughing lightly: "Can you be gentle, girl? Your wife didn't come in from behind.""

"I've cheated my wife, why do you want to be gentle? Half of one person?" Lan Zui swiped her finger, and at the moment she was talking to Rong Shisan, seven or eight people came in one after another from the opposite side.

The gloomy man at the head seemed to understand Lan Zui's words, but he didn't strike up a conversation. Instead, he turned to Abudu who was hiding at the back, and asked in local dialect, "Abudu, did you escape by yourself?"

Just now the gloomy man saw that Abu was in front, Lan Zui and Rong Shisan were behind, and it was Abu who opened the door by himself, so naturally he had to ask clearly first.

Abu hesitated for a moment, saying that he escaped by himself seemed wrong, but he obviously escaped by himself along the way, so how would he describe it if he didn't say he escaped?

After hesitating for three seconds, Abudu still nodded.

The gloomy man nodded when he saw Abudu, and his expression immediately relaxed.Looking at the posture and tone of these people just now, he was still a little uncertain what to do.But Abudu could run out of it by himself, and these people were just putting on airs, so there was nothing difficult about it.

After predicting his position, the gloomy man turned to Lan Zui and Rong Shisan, and said sullenly, "You guys beat us Kanji, burned Amat's hair, and now you hurt Abudu?"

Kanji, whom the gloomy man was talking about, is now also among the crowd who came in, looking at Lan Zui with rolling eyes.Every time the gloomy man said a word, he nodded desperately.

As soon as Lan Zui saw this monkey-like boy, he became angry. When did they beat this child?But Lan Zui didn't bother to defend himself in this situation, he hummed, "Yeah, so what if we fight?"

"You said that! Do you know that hair is a precious gift given to us by the true God! Amati's scalp is all burned, and what happened to Kanji and Abudu, what do you think if you add it up?"

Lan Zui and Rong Shisan thought that these people would pounce on her for revenge the next moment after she answered her words, but they didn't expect the man in the lead to say such a thing.Lan Zui was taken aback for a moment, and thought about it, why did he feel that the style of these words was wrong?

The gloomy man saw that the person on the other side did not answer, and thought that the other party was really a soft-footed shrimp as he had guessed, so he became more confident, and said loudly: "God is above, why don't you pay us for the treatment and mental damage today? Neither we nor we will let you go!"

Lan Zui and Rong Shisan twitched at the same time when they heard 'treatment fee and mental damage fee'.Lan Zui squinted his eyeballs and cast a questioning look at Rong Shisan, meaning to ask, "Are they the funny ones sent by the monkey?"

Rong Shisan shrugged helplessly, and said in a low voice, "Is it mentally handicapped?"

"Hey, I can't listen anymore. Let's have half of them. I'm so knocked out." Lan Zui's anger and fighting spirit at the beginning had been mostly extinguished by now.Looking at the walking movements of the people behind the gloomy man, Lan Zui knew that they were all ordinary people who hadn't practiced.Moreover, most of the people in Xijiang are thin due to the hot climate, and they are not wearing cloaks at this time, and the arms under the sleeves look like bamboo poles, which may break if they are broken.When Lan Zui saw this body, she felt bored. She and Rong Shisan would probably be able to settle down in less than 5 minutes.

Rong Shisan was about to laugh, and replied, "As you wish."

The two were about to roll up their sleeves, when they saw the seven or eight people on the opposite side disperse, revealing the position of the iron gate.Lan Zui was a little curious, stopped for a while, and saw that the area outside the door that was still shining with lights was suddenly blocked by a shadow, and with the help of his eyesight, Lan Zui took a closer look, it turned out that a person wanted to squeeze in the door, but he was too big. It was too huge, and the side door opened by Dawuti's house, which can accommodate two people in and out at the same time, actually got him stuck.

Lan Zui heard the humming of the man being stuck on the door.The iron door creaked and rattled when the man squeezed it.Two people in the yard couldn't stand it anymore, and stretched out their hands to help pull them in. At the same time, someone outside the iron gate said something. He rushed out of the stuck door.

As soon as this man squeezed into the courtyard, Lan Zui and Rong Shisan finally got a clear view of his whole body.This man can be called a giant. He is at least two meters tall, with a fat head and round belly, and his body is as wide as two and a half people. Even through the clothes, he can see the fat on his chest hanging down to his stomach. The legs are more like two elephant legs, and the ground shakes every time you take a step.

The two people who were pulling the giant were caught off guard, they were knocked unstable, and they retreated and sat on the ground.The giant laughed out loud when he saw it, and bent down to pull the two of them up.It's just that his belly was big and round and couldn't go down, and the two people were thin and small, and they were lifted into the air like chickens being lifted.

Someone behind the giant said something again, and then the giant gently put the two of them on the ground, and the smile on his face, which was so fleshy that the eyebrows, eyes and nose were squeezed into a pile, became even happier.

Behind the giant came in a man who was shorter than ordinary people and looked like a child. Apart from being short in stature, this man had a more normal appearance than the giant. He had a beard and stood quietly beside the giant. , did not speak again.

When the gloomy man in the lead saw these two people, his self-confidence was almost bursting. Looking at Lan Zui and the others, he wanted to look at a few stacks of moving renminbi, and smiled triumphantly: "I don't want too much. I just settled the bill, and the price is 15 yuan." .The bank is also closed now, and we will accompany you to withdraw money tomorrow morning. When we get the money, we will cancel everything, how about it?"

"Is it possible to write off 15 yuan?" Rong Shisan asked with a look of fear.

The man saw that there were some big fat sheep on the opposite side, and hurriedly said: "That's right, Mo Ke, who doesn't know that I, Reyimu, keep my word! As long as you pay us for medical expenses and mental damage, the real god is here!" Now, I promise to forget about it, we are all good friends! And when you come to Mok to play, we can lead the way whether you want to see the people or the scenery. Mok is full of our brothers, and we are not familiar with them. Of course the tour guide We will pay the fee separately when the time comes, we will take you with us to ensure that you are safe wherever you go!"

Rong Shisan poked Lan Zui, and said, "He's even started selling feelings? His eloquence is not bad, do you want to consider taking it back to see the shop?"

"Pull it down!" Lan Zui gave Rong Shisan a look, and counted: "Three."

"Two, one." Rong Shisan quickly reported the number indifferently, and as expected, Lan Zui didn't even wait for Rong Shisan's 'one', he used his hind legs to run up, and went straight to the giant fat man.

"I'll let you sneak away!" Rong Shisan was not an honest person, he had already assumed a posture similar to Lan Zui's when he spoke.

The two figures were almost like two shooting stars, cutting through the darkness in the dimly lit courtyard, and at the same time flying towards the giant.

Seeing the two talking in a low voice, Reyimu thought they were discussing money.Now that he was sure that he would be able to take down these outsiders, he didn't pay much attention to their reaction, but he didn't expect that a man and a woman who looked gentle and handsome would make a move without even saying hello.

When Lan Zui and Rong Shisan were one step away from the giant, they put their toes on the ground, turned around and kicked the other leg at the giant's chest and lower abdomen respectively.As the soles are printed on the clothes, there is a 'poof' sound.It's just that the giant's body is so fat, Lan Zui and Rong Shisan just felt that they couldn't exert force like kicking a water polo. Instead, their heels got stuck in the flesh, which affected the continuity of the follow-up movements, so they had to pull and kick hard, and use their strength to land. back to the ground.

The giant was hit by these two kicks with his eyes narrowed, but he was so heavy that he only took half a step back and stabilized.The two kicks of Lan Zui and Rong Shisan did not cause much harm to him, but they obviously irritated him, but when the giant roared, he took a step forward and rushed in front of Lan Zui and Rong Shisan, stretching out his hand to push him away. The two grabbed it.

Lan Zui and the others had seen the strength of this giant just now, and if they were caught, they would have to be lifted into the air just like the two of them, and they could only dodge one to the left and one to the right.The giant fat man moved slowly. Seeing the two people running separately in front of him, he was taken aback for a moment, then turned to Lan Zui's direction, stretched out his big fan-like hand and patted Lan Zui's head.

Although the yard of Dawuti’s house is spacious, it was already full of sundries. Today, a shepherd parked a car. At this moment, there are still many outsiders standing in the half of the yard near the door. There are really not many spaces left for Lan Zui.

Lan Zui heard the sound of the wind above his head, and instinctively glanced out of the corner of his eye, but he didn't expect that he just ran to a horizontal wooden staircase and tripped over the head of the ladder.This staggering took less than half a second, but the giant's height was too huge and his steps were enough for him to catch up.

Rong Shisan and Jun Yihuang and Bai Suhe who were standing in front of the door on the stairs were all startled, they wanted to press the force of the giant's palm down, if the slap was real, Lan Zui's head was afraid that he would sink directly into his cavity.Reyimu saw that someone was about to die, and there was also a commotion. The bearded dwarf who was standing next to the giant shouted, but the giant was so big and inertial that it couldn't stop it even if it wanted to.

It was too late and then too soon, Lan Zuiyan didn't seem to have time to hide, so he just followed the direction of the fall and leaned down directly.The giant couldn't bend down, and he couldn't press down when his palms touched his crotch. Lan Zui stretched his iron waist, and then raised his upper body directly in the posture of lowering his waist, wrapping his arms around the giant's thick hands like they were weak and boneless. , relying on the force of a pull, jumping and jumping, stepping on the giant's legs and stomach all the way, he even regarded the giant as a hill, climbed to the top of the giant's head in a blink of an eye, squatted on the giant's shoulders, and stretched his arms. on the giant's stubby neck.

At the same time, Rong Shisan also rushed up from behind, the giant was slow, unable to bow and straighten up.Rong Shisan just kicked the giant's ass from behind.The giant's center of gravity immediately shifted and fell forward.At this time, Lan Zui twisted the giant's neck with his hands, and the giant roared in pain. Two fat hands wanted to pull away Lan Zui's arms around the neck, but they couldn't care about supporting the ground, and the whole person fell heavily to the ground, shaking There was a puff of yellow smoke.